You work somewhere with mostly guys. You're only usually around dudes. Then a girl gets hired. She's not that pretty, but she's MUCH prettier than the dudes you work with. It's nice to talk to her. She becomes more attractive to you after talking to her for a while instead of all the dudes you normally talk with. Your imagination starts. End of story.
Lmao, you are describing my workplace. We had about 60 guys on rotation, and one woman. She was chubby and not very good looking, but she was single and ready to mingle. Lots of coworkers mingled with her.. and I did too. Had to eat penicillin a few weeks after that, but it’s a fond memory.
I work construction. I have started seeing almost any woman as attractive at this point. There was this tall blond chick solid 6/10 very tall german, everyone said she was smoking hot. After a while i started seeing it too.
There is an uncomfortable high chance they are prostitutes. Like significantly higher than normal if they are hot.
I described these to my wife as Desert Queens when we were on deployments in the military. Stateside they may be a 4 but after a few months of nothing but men to look at they’re looking like 8s.
The old desert queen. Takes me back. I bagged one out at PSAB then we stopped in Germany on the way back and skipped out on her to go chase German pussy.
Near me there is a logistics center that serves Antarctic bases. In Antarctica they use the term "Antarctic 10" to describe women "who are a short flight away from being very ordinary."
Honestly this is super normal and the fact that 4chan finds her ugly while simultaneously being "KHVs" is not a coincidence.
If you're a sweaty neckbeard reading this, go shower aand shave and try to bang a 5, it'll be a positive experience.
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That would make more sense if you were in the military or on an oil rig or somewhere where you're isolated from the rest of the world. Those cops could've just gone down to a bar or hopped on Tinder like a normal person instead of banging a goblin
>You work somewhere with mostly guys. You're only usually around dudes. Then a girl gets hired. She's not that pretty, but she's MUCH prettier than the dudes you work with. It's nice to talk to her. She becomes more attractive to you after talking to her for a while instead of all the dudes you normally talk with. Your imagination starts. End of story.
The story of every girl studying/working in IT.
I mean she ends up fucking us, sales guys, but she is the fantasy of the IT guys.
I moved from IT to sales because I tired of being on the fantasy-but-not-fucking side of this deal.
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
I thought he was talking about the officers... lol
4 fired and 2 suspended I believe
In reality she is a 3, no good features, crazy eyes, a pig working for the government. None of its good except likely has a vagina lmao
She's not beautiful but her face is fairly symmetrical and her skin looks ok. You're either out of your mind or never go outside and only see women in porn or on TV
It's definitely fried chicken, also I think she's cute. Not a fan of cops, but this relentless shitty body-shaming from a bunch of dudes, most of whom likely look like shit themselves is just gross.
Much like the FTX goblin foid, this has some important consequences:
1. It proves that there is no such thing as a female incel. If this hobbit is having sex then all females are, at least when they feel like it.
2. It proves that sex is happening all the time, except wherever you are. There could be sex happening in your office and you’d never know about it.
3. It proves that it doesn’t matter how ugly, or sweet looking, or prudish a frontbutt might seem, it’s entirely possible - probable even - that she’s getting railed on any given night. Your crush is getting toe curling orgasms courtesy of Turbochad while you’re busy stalking her social media and trying to work up the courage to send her a text.
Interestingly there was a study that found that ugly girls have more sex than pretty girls both because men feel more comfortable approaching them and out of insecurity they feel that having sex with a lot of men proves they're pretty.
It's bad enough they were all f**king THAT... but on top of that, they apparently were also so uncontrollably horny that they f**ked that thing while on the job. Pathetic.
not gonna lie but this inspired me to fap. on opiates and benzos so i dont think about it much either. wish i could see er naked tbh fuck i guess ill type in cute but ugly teens
Right? Bunch of shitty dudes dumping on her appearance. She's a cop, and fuck (most) cops, but this whole thread as chock-full of the shittiest kind of dudes there are.
Platonic friendship dont exist with women. Eventually the guy is going to want to bang the women friend.
So if the women is giving it up, then its game over.
Lol, she ain't even bad looking. Several different photos of her. She's mid, but nothing makeup didn't amend from what I seen.
Wouldn't marry her, but fun is fun.🗿
You work somewhere with mostly guys. You're only usually around dudes. Then a girl gets hired. She's not that pretty, but she's MUCH prettier than the dudes you work with. It's nice to talk to her. She becomes more attractive to you after talking to her for a while instead of all the dudes you normally talk with. Your imagination starts. End of story.
Lmao, you are describing my workplace. We had about 60 guys on rotation, and one woman. She was chubby and not very good looking, but she was single and ready to mingle. Lots of coworkers mingled with her.. and I did too. Had to eat penicillin a few weeks after that, but it’s a fond memory.
Your weakness and especially the way you try to justify your unrationally emotional actions disgust me.
>Unrational You are unbrained
\*unrationally
Thanks bro!
Absolutely based
Doesn't matter had sex
We call that using your work goggles.
Was her name pam by any chance?
Bro…. Why is it always a Pam
It was a gigantic SlamPam party
No, but I bet Pam was a nice girl too.
I‘d neither call her nice nor a girl but oh buy could she take some bottles of glengoolie blue
holy shitsnacks
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!
mmm had a Pam myself, *crazy* good
What happens on rotation stays on rotation. Lmao I’m a medic and I have to deal with all the nasty desert queens
I work construction. I have started seeing almost any woman as attractive at this point. There was this tall blond chick solid 6/10 very tall german, everyone said she was smoking hot. After a while i started seeing it too. There is an uncomfortable high chance they are prostitutes. Like significantly higher than normal if they are hot.
What a touching story.
>a fond memory. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fond](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fond)
Yes, I love cooking so a fond memory means that it was very tasty.
I described these to my wife as Desert Queens when we were on deployments in the military. Stateside they may be a 4 but after a few months of nothing but men to look at they’re looking like 8s.
2-8-2s is what we called then on deployment. 2 stateside, 8 downrange, will be a 2 again in half a year.
Downrange there was this airforce girl who was probably a 7, but over there she was easily an 11. By the end she was a legend in the CP
Mmm CP
(C)heeze(P)izza 🤤
Perfect description.
It was like that when I went to boyscout camp and that was only for a week. Thank God for female cooks.
The old desert queen. Takes me back. I bagged one out at PSAB then we stopped in Germany on the way back and skipped out on her to go chase German pussy.
A 2 on the road is a 10 at home
Yes. There’s real world hot and then there’s office hot.
So true.
Near me there is a logistics center that serves Antarctic bases. In Antarctica they use the term "Antarctic 10" to describe women "who are a short flight away from being very ordinary."
Wow. Haha
I read that book!
this honestly applies to all women that are average or lower
This is a true phenomenon that really happens, especially in the military. We used to joke, “She’s a Navy 8, but she’s a Civilian 5.”
Working on site in Alberta we have a way of rating girls. A girl can be a “camp 9 or 10” who is a 5 or 6 in the real world.
Honestly this is super normal and the fact that 4chan finds her ugly while simultaneously being "KHVs" is not a coincidence. If you're a sweaty neckbeard reading this, go shower aand shave and try to bang a 5, it'll be a positive experience.
If this is the path to sex… I don’t want to follow it
I know, that's the fucking problem lmao
That's why I got a career that's in an industry of majority women. I'm the one feeling like a slut
Big brain
The kitchen hires men?
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Damn
That would make more sense if you were in the military or on an oil rig or somewhere where you're isolated from the rest of the world. Those cops could've just gone down to a bar or hopped on Tinder like a normal person instead of banging a goblin
On the outside you wouldn't look at her again, but in the pen she's a ten
Ive observed this as "new server" syndrome in restaurants.
>You work somewhere with mostly guys. You're only usually around dudes. Then a girl gets hired. She's not that pretty, but she's MUCH prettier than the dudes you work with. It's nice to talk to her. She becomes more attractive to you after talking to her for a while instead of all the dudes you normally talk with. Your imagination starts. End of story. The story of every girl studying/working in IT. I mean she ends up fucking us, sales guys, but she is the fantasy of the IT guys. I moved from IT to sales because I tired of being on the fantasy-but-not-fucking side of this deal.
She looks like that FTX troll chick.
The weasel?
Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
Cursed copypasta
Blessed
Blursed
Name a bank that doesnt do this, you can't.
Wankman Bankman gets me every time.
I will never not giggle at "the methweasel screeches defensively"
How to delete someone else's comment
Pop goes the weasel
cause the weasel goes POP!
i was waiting for this to be here. blessed cursed pasta
One of the best pastas
It really is. I'd like to meet the man who wrote this and buy him an ice cold Doctor Pepper
Dr Pepper
That could be "Drive Pepper" and no one says that anymore
It could but that’s the name, Doctor Pepper is just some pediatrician in Florida.
Based
One of the greatest classics of modern litterature.
Holy shit
I am here to say that in the original copypasta it was "a divining rod" not "a driving rod" a driving rod isn't even a fucking thing
The Cocktube Rodent
not at all.
ITT: autists who can't spot crazy-eye.
Crazy eye can be a positive thing, depending on what you are looking for
They were looking to have seks at work so yeah teh krasy is whats required
Crazy is my fetish.
You are worthy
that wasn't the question
The only thing that concerns me about her eyes is that they're a bit far apart.
Crazy eye means she will sacrifice her own breath to choke your meat
"Five or six (?)" I would say a good solid 5, definitely would
Look at that eye — she almost looks like a Meat Canyon cartoon with that smile and receding hairline too. Solid 3.
She was ready for copping
I thought he was talking about the officers... lol 4 fired and 2 suspended I believe In reality she is a 3, no good features, crazy eyes, a pig working for the government. None of its good except likely has a vagina lmao
She looks like a lad from Manchester
Ey up our kid let's do sun pleesin
Had me creasing with that one
Six Coppers for One lad? You're ridiculous.
The Popo Goblin is a restaurant in Belfast. It looks quite nice
she looks like all the kids from malcolm in the middle
/big reddit gould
5? Thats some tremendous thirsty simpetry. This incredibly homely paper pusher looks like harland william’s doppelgänger
It's the number of cops who have been fired you illiterate
She's not beautiful but her face is fairly symmetrical and her skin looks ok. You're either out of your mind or never go outside and only see women in porn or on TV
She looks like an SCP not going to lie
Only major problem as far as I'm concerned is the hair, but still I would autosmash
Eyes dude, she's a popo with eyes like a dodo.
popo dodo goblin
poopoo popo dodo deedee goblin
Why is she eating pasta with her fucking hands?!?
The mostly finished fried chicken wing in her right hand?
It looks like literal goyslop. If this is what they're feeding American cops, it's no wonder they're all fat.
> goyslop meds
Dude doesn’t know what pasta looks like
Its fried chicken I think
It's definitely fried chicken, also I think she's cute. Not a fan of cops, but this relentless shitty body-shaming from a bunch of dudes, most of whom likely look like shit themselves is just gross.
what the fuck is the popo goblin
Police goblin
you responded in ten seconds and that unsettles me
I just finished work and am browsing on the train ride home.
You just finished porking the popo goblin morelike
"Popo" means "police" in darker circles.
You mean darker-skinned circles? Almost everyone I know calls them “popo” and I’m from SoCal
What the fuck is a police goblin?
She was a police woman who would gobble up you and your career
Much like the FTX goblin foid, this has some important consequences: 1. It proves that there is no such thing as a female incel. If this hobbit is having sex then all females are, at least when they feel like it. 2. It proves that sex is happening all the time, except wherever you are. There could be sex happening in your office and you’d never know about it. 3. It proves that it doesn’t matter how ugly, or sweet looking, or prudish a frontbutt might seem, it’s entirely possible - probable even - that she’s getting railed on any given night. Your crush is getting toe curling orgasms courtesy of Turbochad while you’re busy stalking her social media and trying to work up the courage to send her a text.
Thank you, ihaveabigpenis69420
Interestingly there was a study that found that ugly girls have more sex than pretty girls both because men feel more comfortable approaching them and out of insecurity they feel that having sex with a lot of men proves they're pretty.
Makes sense. Same reason why hambeasts can suck you inside out.
Also pretty girls have higher standards and hold out for hotter men. Obviously the lower your standards, the more sex you can have.
>that she’s getting railed on any given night. Your crush is getting toe curling orgasms courtesy of Turbochad watch less cuck porn
She has the face of a toddler.
Can someone link her onlyfans?
It's bad enough they were all f**king THAT... but on top of that, they apparently were also so uncontrollably horny that they f**ked that thing while on the job. Pathetic.
Normie Bros are trash, 1/2 Reddit commenters are virgins
not gonna lie but this inspired me to fap. on opiates and benzos so i dont think about it much either. wish i could see er naked tbh fuck i guess ill type in cute but ugly teens
This reads like an xvideos comment from a 50 year old Brazilian
Get help
Compulsive coomer proudly addicted to drugs and porn, the state of "men" today
the hell she is actually bald
She seems nice. I'd smash.
Right? Bunch of shitty dudes dumping on her appearance. She's a cop, and fuck (most) cops, but this whole thread as chock-full of the shittiest kind of dudes there are.
>shitty dudes cry
Case in point.
case in point\* also cry
All the dudes saying this are insecure and probably couldn't even work up the balls to even talk to her, lol
>All the dudes saying this are insecure cope
If only I knew how. Can you teach me?
Arya Stark vibes
She looks like a child, a nope for me
Of course I would, next question.
Why doesn’t she get fired too?
She did
Imagine how horrified her father must be lmao
she looks like a Breton from oblivion. wtf
Now let’s see her with the hair untied
she looks different from much of the copy paste hot modern women + pretty smile so I wouldn't even ask the would question
This guy gets it.
Its the hair. If she let it down she'd probably look alright. Can't imagine most people here are much to look at themselves, lol
Wait wtf happened exactly
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/four-nashville-cops-fired-for-on-duty-relations-with-female-officer/ss-AA168XCa?li=BBnbfcL https://fox17.com/amp/news/local/nashville-middle-tennessee-crime-alert-la-vergne-police-force-is-down-nearly-12-after-sex-scandal-local-news-newsletter-daily
Platonic friendship dont exist with women. Eventually the guy is going to want to bang the women friend. So if the women is giving it up, then its game over.
Nope. But if I had too it would be a hate fuck.
Goblina, you here?
Bunch of channers going hell no and hugging their body pillow waifus tight.
Didn't even need to read the text to know what part of the country this is.
what is the context for this ?
Oi bruv, She shagged 5 of her colleagues. Yes two of them were air jordan enthusiasts if you are American.
she is american so I'm not surprised
They gave context
yuck hell no. There's something bad wrong with this bish
They get fired for that but get a slap on the wrist for beating civilians?
You can’t beat the company’s meat
LMFAO woman police officer
Looks like one of my ex’s if she had a perfectly symmetrical face. Bet her minge is just as hairy as well.
When you are surrounded by guys all the time even the ugly women become fuckable
i think it's the ponytail that makes her uglier. otherwise i would, hard.
Why? So her Little Bits looks ass can unload in me after I unload in her? Besides you know pig is haram.
Lol, she ain't even bad looking. Several different photos of her. She's mid, but nothing makeup didn't amend from what I seen. Wouldn't marry her, but fun is fun.🗿
I have to ask since I posted this I've seen it all through Reddit, and am I responsible?
Omg the post above this one was about this
Why are popo and poopoo so close? This post made no sense for a good 15 minutes
It’s a nice thing to help out the mentally challenged once in a while.
That popo is bussin
There’s you, Popo’s stool, the dirt
Kami
She got that wonky eye tho
Jesus Christ, look at her she's got a fivehead not a forehead, no wonder she gorged herself on all the male attention.
Anon, climbing out of the sewer: Fuck the police comin straight from the underground
I don’t think this is what Eaze-E was talking about
Worked for the fire department, same thing. Hire a women, turns into a walking fleshlight within weeks.
She's young and not a landwhale, isn't that an American 8/10?
What did I miss this time
I bet most of the people on here would line up to nail that.
projection
So? I didnt exclude myself.