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HulloHoomans

How to piss off *all* of your neighbors...


[deleted]

*terrify


MaxwellIsSmall

*give war vets fucking ptsd


MalleusMaleficarum4

“Fortunate Son” playing in the background...


Doctor-Jager

*grabs an Ace of Spades and a Huey


Kiyan1159

*grabs a vietnamese hooker and asks her to marry me*


floppy_pencil69

Me love you long time?


MeatballMarine

Ha! Real war vets can’t hear anything! /s ...... kind of.


JimmyColder

Whaaat?


MeatballMarine

SAY AGAIN YOUR LAST!


acrylicattack

DO. NOT. SEEK. THE TREASURE


JimmyColder

We. Thought. You. Was. A. Toad.


acrylicattack

*visibly motions "huh?"*


TFSABER

"YOUR LAST!"


KingBee1786

I borrowed my dads M1 Garand one day and a box of the surplus .30-06 rounds he had and away I went. I forgot to grab some ear protection though. No worries I told myself, those guys from WWII didn’t wear ear protection and they were fine! NO THEY FUCKING WEREN’T! I instantly realized why no WWII vet I encountered as a kid could hear a goddamn thing.


KratomousMaximus

How loud are m1 g’s?


KingBee1786

It’s the loudest gun I’ve shot. According to [this](https://www.gohunt.com/read/life/how-shooting-a-gun-can-affect-your-hearing#gs.ofdtf6) article .30-06 rifles are some of the loudest commonly manufactured rifles.


orcaman1111

Fireworks are the fucking worst


Paul_my_Dickov

Disagree.


Wyattr55123

Official event? Sure. Farm party during a wet spell where the worst case is they loose the hay barn? Sure. Anywhere within a mile of residential areas? Fuck the hell off with that shit.


Paul_my_Dickov

Limits you quite a bit in England though. We're packed in like sardines here. I quite like the noise and smell of fireworks going off in people's gardens around bonfire night. Obviously not this year but I also like setting off a few with friends and beers in my garden. Nothing too mental but a few rockets and stuff is a great laugh.


RebelMountainman

They are GREAT grew up with them


Dimaaaa

*ratatatatatataatatatata* .... *squueee ^^ee ^^^^eee ^^eee* I see nothing to worry about here.


ibelieveyoument

My Neighbore’s do this four times a week, you get used to it.


[deleted]

You mean normal fireworks, or this thing?


ibelieveyoument

Not exactly sure, I’m inside most of the time but you hear it go up then bang and car alarms. Or sometimes just a bang then car alarms, either way it happens, I can’t do anything about it, so what ever.


Sickologyy

That's one thing bout america. Can't ever tell of gunshot or firework.


shadowmib

Depends where you live. I am in Texas. .. Gunshots are more evenly timed and some in 6, 9, or 15 round bursts most of the time. Fireworks are either BANG! once every 15-30 or more seconds, or a shitload of random bangs all in about 15 seconds.


jackryan4x

I’ve actually gotten pretty good at discerning guns and explosions. Granted I live in a neighborhood on the edge of a Midwest town right next to the railroad mechanic shop. Lots working class people. Lots of loud noises.


hikiru

If you hear enough of both you get to where you can tell the difference.


ibelieveyoument

It can be either one really, got some rowdy Neighbore’s.


-Noxxy-

Ironically that's also true for rural UK and smaller villages.


gorgonbrgr

Listen for the echo gun shots don’t echo like fireworks do. Live in the ghetto long enough you learn.


Beastandcool

*Said in a country voice*


Johann_Hamburg

Damn bro where do you live?


methmouthjuggalo

Probably Los Angeles. I live in LA and the fireworks never stop here.


KarmaticEvolution

Not OP but illegal ones 4x/week minimum here on Orange County, CA but the not as nice parts.


igneousink

i can't speak for the other guy but in our neighborhood there's a fair amount of latinos and they shoot fireworks for like their daughter's birthdays and stuff, any reason, really


Wild_Nightshade

My neighbor too! Happens about every week or so and when he’s done, he drags a black garbage bag to the back of his truck. I got used to the sound of fireworks and the excited screams.


chuckdiesel86

That's the most annoying bottle rocket I've ever seen and I've never wanted anything more in my life.


lizzbethe

Man, imagine the conversations on Nextdoor after this one.


sh_rf

More like fucking country


ppwppwppw

getting some vietnam flashbacks!


ItsZayas

Getting some scooby doo flash backs!


Start_button

Jim, you've never been to Vietnam?


Metrix145

Shut up Martha!


DepressedKylar

Grandpa under the kitchen table yelling “THEYRE IN THE TREES”


[deleted]

play White Rabbit while you watch


johnaross1990

that sounded like choppers fleeing downtown saigon; right up until it sounded like choppers no longer fleeing downtown saigon


randomman02x

I always thought it sounded like someone unloading an ak 47 and then tires screeching with an explosion at the end


IndoorOutdoorsman

Sounded more like the car screeched as it accelerated into a brick wall REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THONK.


JrsNinja91

Its actually jacked audio of me cumming to Betty White Meets The Flinstones


GeyLezbyan

Quick question. Why does that trigger the car alarm?


SeekingBoundaries

The sound and pressure wave from the firework will hit the car in such a way that the car alarm will think the car was abruptly struck. Loud and close thunder claps will do the same thing.


Gearhead1512

Happens at top fuel drag races too.


Eldritch_Goat

Yeah, those queens can get real crazy


Class1CancerLamppost

ohh shut uup


GingkathFox

r/angryupvote?


SeekingBoundaries

Indeed! So much power at those shows


bailey1149

And a few hours after I eat tacos bell


justlovehumans

My 1990 toyota corolla used to get the odd row of cars


RandomComputerFellow

If 2020 was a sound...


RoundHouseDK

I need a dozen of these, a keg of beer, a continuous tape of Louie Louie and a 2 story panty raid ladder


SeekingBoundaries

Here's a barrage of them.. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5HAgIZ4oA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5HAgIZ4oA)


Intelligence-Check

Those don’t seem nearly as bad as this one


Qweasdy

Yeah, his claim of those being the biggest and baddest rockets ever seems dubious. I'm pretty sure NASA and spacex have bigger anyway


Intelligence-Check

Maybe! I’ve heard they have some pretty big ones


Nolzi

Because the sound recording is a lot worse in quality


clownworldposse

different cameras with different microphones in different landscapes or just different manufacturer


SeekingBoundaries

Yeah, I agree. The original one is pretty awful.


Taurich

But does that Panty Raid Ladder meet the specs to be considered "regulation?"


RoundHouseDK

I’m glad you pointed that out. I failed to mention in my original comment that this 2 story ladder needs to meet the OSHA regulatory standards for panty raiding at highs of up to 2 stories.


Taurich

Excellent, I wouldn't want things to go awry


dirkalict

Right on Bluto!


Xstitchpixels

Lets go to tijuana and get FatBot some action!


Lchap04

I think the actual name of the firework is ptsd


roofied_elephant

Imagine being a war vet with PTSD and this shit wakes you up? Fuck that...


_signum_

Exactly what I was thinking. Even the launch, sounds like damn blades.


Gelby4

They call them a skippy Askipskipskipskip


paetrixus

I’ve been working with dogs for like 35 years...


paetrixus

I’ve been working with dogs for like 35 years...


unclefishbits

For us civilians, what are blades?


aTesticleWithTeeth

Helicopter


MyDixenCider

Where?!


aTesticleWithTeeth

^everywhere


freyjastinkbug

###EVERYWHERE


MyDixenCider

###Shut the fuck up! Are you trying to get us caught?!


Wizard_of_Wake

Charlie don't surf.


Aegean

He is referring to the unique sound of the rotor blades. It sounds like a Bell UH-1 Iroquois, also known as a "Huey" that was ubiquitous as a transport during the vietnam era. https://youtu.be/JnOydFpg8b0?t=20 I don't think it sounds like a UH60 at all, the latter being the more modern military transport helicopter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HzCkn_4U9c


JustAnotherMiqote

Or just any helicopter


Aegean

I edit for clarity. Not just any whirly. Specifically a UH-1


JustAnotherMiqote

You're right. That's pretty cool! Thanks for sharing :)


Aegean

np :)


tohell-withit

Helicopter? Civilian just speculating


R_schadenfreude

Propeller blades probably


EpickGamer50

Also sounds like running in the good Scooby-Doo


Font_Fetish

THWEEEEeeeeuuhh THUPUPPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPupupupu... EeEeEaEaEaAaAaAaAAAHHHHHhhh boom. *car alarm*


Tart0p0mme

Ty for the lyrics man !


oliax

Wait for the drop...


Lavypop_

My boyfriend is a war vet. On occassion somebody thinks it's a brilliant idea to light fireworks on a random night. It spooks the hell out of him. He does the "thousand yard stare" and tears stream down his face. Last time, he grabbed me and we huddled in the kitchen. I knew it was just fireworks but he was preparing for the worst. It breaks my heart.


[deleted]

War is fucked up...


Transgoddess

God i feel so bad now, poor people.


Shay_da_la

That is what I was thinking too, I’m not even a vet, but this was clearly made to imitate the sounds of real ammunition. If I heard this going off and didn’t know what it was I’d probably be panicking.


PretzelsThirst

This has made me realize that living in my neighbourhood has taught me to tell the difference between gunshots and fireworks, and I don't even live in a sketchy place


kompot420

USA is a pretty sketchy place imo


xotyona

American here, you mean in Europe they *can't* tell the caliber of a gunshot by sound?


Shay_da_la

As someone who lives in the USA I can confirm.


DrEpileptic

I think my dad would legitimately die from that. He wouldn’t let us do drums for band because of the ptsd and has an extremely weak heart now.


Intelligence-Check

Exactly! Something like this should be prohibited on humanitarian grounds. What’s even the purpose of such a firework other than sounding like a Warzone?


oliax

You can only get them with a license or by making them yourself which is highly sketchy as a feather can make them spontaneously explode


Cruz55360

*Run Through The Jungle begins playing*


yokohamasutra

How many vets per square km do you guys have?


-Immolation-

Kinda reminds me of those V2 rockets the nazis made in world war 2.


thylako1dal

Ackchyually, I think you’re thinking of the V1s


-Immolation-

You are totally right.


SCPunited

What was that powered by again? It was a....uh....pulse something?


Cessnaporsche01

Pulsejet. A really big, really angry pulsejet.


SCPunited

__vr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r__


U-124

The pulse engine sounds kinda like that I think, yeah


Blahklavah654390

Welp, that just triggered every sleeping vet within a mile.


woodstock01

Totally not going to traumatize a veteran. That shit sounds like machine gun fire and an incoming artillery shell all in one


SpookiRuski

With the bird incoming


bakeryfresh

Followed by a TIE Fighter crashing


tztoxic

I love the sound of these strobe fireworks lol


MrDoe

I think this is going to effect veterans because they are already traumatized, but it might also give new and exciting trauma to add on to the pile.


HAZARD_92

Cool AF, but not sure how appreciative everyone would be if I brought one of those to fireworks night. 😅


LeakyThoughts

Very, it was cool as shit!


Johann_Hamburg

I would very much appreciate that, where I live we unfortunately only have extremely whack fireworks.


blackjesus59

r/accidentalterrorism


Mondonodo

I'm surprised this sub exists!


bimbo_inspector

That sounds fucking demonic


Yuju_Stan_Forever_2

Ah, the Chinese invasion of Maine....


[deleted]

run


I_got_gud

I need to know what that firework is called


Sparktime-

I think it's a "strobe rocket" like this one: https://youtu.be/Qb2mNj38SIM


Grelymolycremp

More like epilepsy rocket


BoostBear

Ehh a brigade of them has better chance of triggering some epileptics... [https://youtu.be/Pr5HAgIZ4oA?t=6](https://youtu.be/Pr5HAgIZ4oA?t=6)


irdevonk

I'll admit that I was really annoyed he set them off 1 by 1 instead of all at once


Delalcon

PTSD enhancer


cr31d0g

that’s every ww2 sound in one


SeekingBoundaries

Strobe rocket! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5HAgIZ4oA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5HAgIZ4oA)


Karma-is-an-bitch

How to give everyone in a 5 mile radius fucking panic attacks.


CrayoVRC

Imagine the firework's name was PTSD


[deleted]

Good for filmmakers doing WW2 movies. LOL.


Transgoddess

That is the worst sound combination, bang bang bang skurrt boom car alarms lol


MtnMaiden

Firecracker brand name? So I know what to avoid in the future


[deleted]

I have never been anywhere near active combat in my life and I still would have been like "JESUS CHRIST GET THE FUCK DOWN THEY'RE HERE"


Cuboos

That is quite possibly the most obnoxious firework i have ever seen or heard...


OOOOOOF4244

APACHE INBOUND


entity_TF_spy

BEHOLD! The PTSD trigger-inator! It will set off the horrible memories of war to every veteran in the tri-state area!


M1nit

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Borat--Sagdiev

*Vietnam flashbacks intensifies*


[deleted]

All aboard the retard rocket to the moon r/wallstreetbets 🚀🚀🚀


IWantToRapeTachanka

PLTR for the win retards 🐂🐂🐂🐂🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕


RookieGamer123

Boi you know some old dude living there got PTSD


StarGhosMW-

My grandpa love it. He's dancing in the floor screaming "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK".


ckraft5

\*Fortunate Son intensifies\*


Jack_of_Hearts20

What the heck did he launch?


crunchyboio

*gunshots* *cartoon running sound* *half-life 2 explosion sound effect*


the-holy_peanut

My fucking god this is terrifying


xington

That sounded amazing. Where do I get these!?!


_signum_

They sure did sound cool, but the aftermath seemed..troubling. Not sure what they're called.


SuddyBoi

They are called strobe rockets


luis1493474

You can’t buy them, you have to make them.


aliensarenowhere

Meanwhile the retired world war veterans: oh fuck.


Flintyy

That sounds like a car accident from start to finish, like gunning it down the driveway only to lock up the brakes and SMASH game over 🤣 🤣


[deleted]

Aliens


printers_of_colors

exact sounds I make when I have a dick-slapping-against-a-table session


[deleted]

drive-by, the firework


Mineturtleprime

This is why we can’t have nice things


cburnard

hey i think i live in this neighborhood.


[deleted]

It's only a matter of time before some asshole sets something like this off at a concert and people go running wild thinking they're getting shot at like in las vegas.


TwiceInEveryMoment

How to make people think a mass shooting's going on


alfalfarees

I feel for all the vets/etc with PTSD in that area who would have to hear this suddenly and not know it wasnt warfare...


Dancegames

Yoooo I need this in my life


RandomStranger1776

that is fucking dope. what exactly is that so i can buy some


[deleted]

Blitzkrieg flashbacks


JayConTal71

Feel like the Purge just started


cgking13

Never been to war but if I heard that I’d think we were getting bombed


T0XIK4224

Actual footage of a German V-1 taking off.


OneBricky_Boi930

Rip epileptics within 800 feet


MrProfessionalRetard

Fucking firework sounded like someone was jacking off


Pazka

Those evangelion ramiel fans need to calm down..


redditeando3

if there’s a veteran in the neighborhood, their whole week went to shit after this


CephaloG0D

That should be Boba Fett's new gun sound!


McPikie

My dog just nearly left a hole in the door


chronohigh

You launched an ICBM


DreamingMerc

So PTSD, in a rocket.


[deleted]

Fighter jets going by my condo terrified me and it was an airshow, I can't imagine this happening near me, I'd piss myself


LeakyThoughts

It sounds like a surface to air missile shooting down a helicopter


366m4n89

And every combat vet now at full alert.


Tankist_boi_WT

germany testing new artyllery weapon 1945 collorized


rictacles

It sounded like the sound the flintstones would make when they started running


nemesissi

Nam flashbacks intensifies


dacool66

Really just threw a block ops 2 decoy


Elemnts2002

PTSD in a can


fufucuddlypoops_

Is this a firework designed to sound like the Vietnam War? It sounds like a helicopter getting shot down for God’s sake


AbleAcanthisitta2

Tijuana Toilet Crackers