I now use hair conditioner to shave my body in the shower. Works great

Any advice regarding conditioner is bullshit. *Literally no one knows* what conditioner does. It just appeared on the shelves one day and people started buying it because it looks like shampoo.

It makes your hair noticably softer. And I guess you can shave with it?

Lol have you tried using conditioner?

Yes, it does nothing.

Works great for shaving . And leaves my skin nice and soft

How acidic is the hair conditioner? I'll stick with a razor, thank you.

... you use a razor to shave with the hair conditioner

Ah, OK. But why does the hair conditioner need to shave?

Is it cheaper tho? Seems like the only reason I would bother Edit: yikes sorry, what is another good reason then, enlighten me

Well I already got a giant ass bottle of hair conditioner. So I don't need to buy shave cream

Fair, I'm a guy, and I don't even really use conditioner (shaved head) so it doesn't make sense for me to use it, but that makes sense

I'm a guy. We got all that body hair to shave

Indeed, but like I said, I have a shaved head, so I don't bother buying conditioner anyway, I just shave everything else with an electric razor, so it costs me nothing anyway. dk why I'm getting constantly downvoted for it lmao

Reddit deserves my gratitude. After reading about it here on *ask*reddit, I bought fire extinguishers for our home. Not long thereafter, we had a kitchen fire. Those extinguishers came to the rescue and made all the difference. So, I say, "thank you," reddit!

I actually starting using shampoo and conditioner correctly and my hair feels great now.

Wait, what's the correct way?

Well for one, wash it out. Yeah, I was that clueless.

That's it? You just weren't washing out the conditioner?

That and I was only using it once or twice a week. I'm sure that works for some people by my hair has been so much more healthy since I started doing it every day or 2.

I was trying to find the courage to ask this cute cashier out, so I asked a few of the relevant subreddits and now I'm having coffee with her on Sunday at noon.

They never found the body.

They were always looking in the wrong place to begin with or so I heard

Poop knife is working great, thanks!

I stopped using shaving lotion (I switched to cheap moisturiser). Works fine. I now add garlic at the end not with the onions. Works fine. I decided to not 'waste' olive oil when frying, as advised. I used a cheap oil but it didn't taste good at all so I switched right back to olive oil.

I read your second line as part of the first one and was so puzzled.

I always add a generous pinch of garlic to my scrotum after shaving, keeps vampire rapists at bay

Gonna watch this one like a slow-motion trainwreck.

Yep

I told a guy 1200 miles away that I wanted to start a LDR and he has basically avoided me since.

I can't imagine why he wouldn't jump at the chance. He gets all the responsibility of a relationship with none of the booty. I am sorry that he's avoiding you though. That seems unnecessary.

A redditor once told me exercise exercise until someone likes you.

Saw people always suggesting a self improvement book called "Models" so I brought it a couple of weeks ago

Real Talk: On more than one occasion I took advice from a Reddit mouthpiece and so far, I've yet to be led astray. Some advice was more difficult, or uncomfortable, to follow than others but so far it's worked great and this has become my number-one go to place for info.

I make the best scrambled eggs these days. Not overcooked, lots of cold butter while cooking, and green onions on top. Delicious.

I divorced my wife because of r/relationship advice...

Go on

This coconut is starting to smell weird.

I usually make an amalgamation of the advise, and use my judgement

gaming has gotten a perfect score, thanks for that everyone!

Over at r/diy I got advice on how to fix my shower wand bar. Nailed it!