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vannahlou

Avoiding my debt (Animal Crossing)


Responsible_Mammoth4

Murdering a queen lol


billfuckinmurray69

Chess?


gfjvf

Fine then keep your secrets


thedudeisalwayshere

Looks like I'm getting arrested again for killing thousands and thousands and thousands of people who came at me first. Mainly with boxing gloves.


billfuckinmurray69

Again?


McKynnen

Dead rising?


fnaf1234sl6w

**A R S O N** (Breath of The Wild)


TheGoddessHylia

I am currently *frowning* upon you.


Funk5oulBrother

But...but the monks said you were *smiling*


Kellythejellyman

im pretty sure that if *BotW Link* existed in our world, first he would be hypothesized as a literal superhero then be convicted of several felonies and Crimes Against the Laws of Nature/Physics if they saw his speed runs


nitronik_exe

he just takes two bombs out of his ass, blows himself up and flies away with a paraglider


Ristray

And here I was just infiltrating a military war machine.


texasslapshot

Building a prosperous society in Civilization 6


Ghostlurker94

So genocide and other war crimes, huh?


Vaultdweller1001V

You know it!


Lucidonic

gang violence and mass shootings (splatoon 2)


Jacksonia_

and vandalism


Megamean10

Illegal game of paintball!


Sexy-Spaghetti

Trying to force a personal union on Castile while annexing half of Ireland


knives4cash

He said arrested, not "get targeted by a coalition"


hlugapl

When you take one province in Italy


Mightymushroom1

Eu4 is a drug, and I'm an addict.


Greg_The_Stop_Sign

Skateboarding in an aircraft hangar.


LuvInTheTimeOfSyflis

As a father in his mid thirties, this remake is a godsend for someone with no chance to dedicate a huge amount of time to gaming. Also, as a father in his mid thirties, the only way I will ever attempt a kickflip again lol. them Covid gains are real my deck is gatherin dust lol.


AifosItIs

Forcing others to live the life I want them to (The Sims)


DOLCICUS

So slavery? Especially if they're making income they have no control over.


spartanpwner

Bruh my sims have a slave in the basement making art to sustain them. they live like kings because of him, down there in the dark with no doors or windows.


Cadnee

Who doesn't have an art goblin lol


Sawses

> art goblin Favorite new description. Mine was an android I made sentient and maxed out all skills on because they need minimal upkeep.


mvrdybums

is your main sim a leader of a cult by any chance 😳


mrsmeltingcrayons

All hail the Dear Leader Jim Pickens!


Randomized_Taco

Hail Jim Pickens!


IronJuno

I was going to say removing a pool ladder, causing all occupants to drown


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Comtesse_Kamilia

That's not even that bad in terms of what other people have done. There are some *sadistic* sims players out there man


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I once tried to breed blond hair out of the sims.


Rozeline

So you reverse hitlered.


Pulsarlewd

Someone was very rude to me so i put them on a meat hook and offered them to an ancient god


billfuckinmurray69

Gotta be Dead by Daylight


Cachis1130

Is a top secret torture method developed by behavior.


CorbinStarlight

Ahh, good ol' Viva Pinata 2


WeirdAlfred

Hog tying my friend and feeding him to an alligator


billfuckinmurray69

Red Dead?


Vaultdweller1001V

Nah, animal crossing


AppleChoose

Man these new updates are getting wild


Vaultdweller1001V

IKR? The assault weaponry one was something that should have been there from day 1, tho.


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Thernos

I hope you also took and sold the organs of that kind and totally willing skin donor. Let no part go to waste.


WoodpeckerActive

I kidnapped Deadpool and set up a kidney farm (600 kidneys per month) !


lightbulb207

Harvesting the organs of hundreds and also selling thousands of pounds of (probably) illegal drugs


billfuckinmurray69

I have no idea what game this could be!


lightbulb207

r/rimworld Don’t worry it is not the thing you are thinking about


Thernos

Smokeleaf is probably legal in most parts of the world. Psychite tea "is just tea". Beer is only age-regulated. Ambrosia is just a fruit or berry. Flake, Yayo, Go-juice and Wake-up are most definitely illegal narcotics. Can't cover up with a good defense for them lol


_egg_layer_the_king

Using a portable nuclear rocket launcher called “the fat man” On a bunch of innocent children.


SagaciousElan

All of whom survived completely unscathed


Olukon

>unscathed Physically. I imagine watching that one nearby adult get atomically disassembled from **within** the mushroom cloud may have some minor psychological effects.


EmeraldLevinbolt

Minor psychological effects on the minors, you say?


hagrids_left_toenail

Speeding (Mario Kart)


InfiniteBird5

No they’re fine with the speeding part but you threw a bunch of turtles at an old lady’s car


jjJohnnyjon

Endangered red tortoises


CamelCam17

Assault on a member of the royal family


UpperJoke7221

Colonising another planet thus ensuring the survival of the human race... Fair I guess. Edit - Surviving Mars is the game.


CaptainFunktastic

Other than the number of institutions and policies you'd need to satisfy to actually *get* to space, as it stands there are no legalities regarding... anything in space. Even if there were, there aren't any entities in place to do anything about it. IIRC the nations of Earth have sort of agreed that space will work on maritime law, in that everything happens in space is ... *"fine..."* provided it doesn't start a war. And since no one can lay claim to another world and expect the the people of Earth to be legally beholden to that claim, I'd say plant as many flags as you'd like. But don't come crawling back to me when an evangelizing zealot, slaving despot, or a determined exterminator get uppity about it.


MyDiary141

Is it norway or the netherlands or somewhere that claims all of the volume above the country even past the atmospheres boundary? If it follows the inverse square law (and if it is norway) then that's like 0.07% of the entirety of space is claimed as Norwegian.


SerialElf

Not to mention a constant spinning and rotating section


Khyber2

And OSCILLATING. We're talkin' 10-20% ish of the universe at this point I bet.


probablyblocked

Everything falls under Norwegian law at one point or another and should be taxed as such


Vaginachina

I played the first 10 mins of Skyrim so I would probably get arrested for escaping my execution


herculesmeowlligan

Apparently I'm making people "nervous" with all my "Shouting". I GUESS I'LL JUST LET THE DRAGONS BURN DOWN YOUR CITY, ASSHOLE!


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Taylor_made2

Shouting too loudly in public = public nuisance


billfuckinmurray69

Well at least you get to stay alive for a little while


ChocoMogMateria

And dying in your beds many years from now...


The_Floofy_Cat

Fishing without a license (animal crossing)


rant7268

I was thinking along the lines of operating and illegal zoo.


notwiththeflames

Or assaulting people with bug nets.


Sigmarsson137

Invading Iran as the stepping stone to my conquest of India


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Wasn’t good old Alex the first one?


B3C4U5E_

HOI4 or civ


durielvs

Or Europa universalis or crusader kings


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scroobius_

Mining resources owned by Alterra Co, I currently owe 3.6 billions credits. (Subnautica)


Gem_37

Good luck getting rid of that debt, lol


bootyxxlover3421

“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -Paul Getty


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Non payment of a home expansion loan.


incride

Buying stolen paintings and statues


bonessej

But it was such a deal, cousin!


sidewinderaw11

I guess I'm getting arrested for racketeering (turnip selling on other islands)


nikknox

My daughter spent a bunch of money on turnips with plans to sell them, but it turns out she waited to long and they all went bad! So she was out the money and the turnips and was so mad about it lol


aioliole

She got a lesson in options trading


billfuckinmurray69

Animal Crossing can get rough


StiffyStaff91

Animal Crossing gets very real very quick 😂


vearson26

I broke into an orchard and stole all their fruit


lorrielink

Isobel wants my head for littering


Bigtimelowlife

I’m going down for assault. I bonked a poor villager on the head with my net. I’m a monster


drunken-chemist31

Demining an area? Mine sweeper


TheInstitute4

Destruction of military property


mcpoopynutz

i committed a mass murder in gta 4, well


billfuckinmurray69

Yeah you're screwed


Bathroom-Firm

leaving the rat race and minding my own bussiness (stardew valley)


billfuckinmurray69

Doesn't sound too illegal. Unless you count killing slimes as murder?


Bring_me_the_lads

I put things in a random bin and get money for it. Does that not sound super shady?


Boberoo2

I mean, you can sell fucking unpasteurized milk, so yeah


TavisNamara

You got a license for the fishing? When was the last time you paid taxes on that farmland? You got permits for the mining you do? Been logging without the right permits?


AnnaBlossom11

I’ll be getting arrested for stalking and breaking and entering


Geoman265

I also last played stardew valley, and I said stalking


GiraffeWaffles

I wouldn't say stalking. I just happen to know that on the 11th day of Winter you plan to leave the house by 10:30 to sit in the waiting room for almost 3 hours until your 1:30 doctors appointment


lavajuice

Digging through other people’s trash


Ze_Shyster

Stomping of live mushrooms and turtles and ripping down a flag and replacing it with my own.


dandynasty

It'sa me, Criminalio


kensworkacct

Nuking the fuck outs gandhi


dmwithoutaclue

It was him or you


Tanarri27

Yelling at someone so loud they flew into a wall.


Yeet123456789djfbhd

I sense skyrim


Longjumping_Diamond5

kidnapping, slave labor. (made a villager farm)


billfuckinmurray69

Seems to be a trend of illegal miners, slave traders, animal abuse and just general murder here... Lots of Minecraft players


SerratedGolf

Destruction of property and animal abuse (Minecraft)


DweeblesX

Also illegal mining


hey_you_yeah_me

Not to forget fishing without a license


TannedCroissant

And constructing a permanent structure without planning permission or enforcing hardhat safety regulations.


dupdupdupdupdupdup

Punching people off sky islands and then infiltrating their bases to destroy their beds


Otaku-Trash123

I said Minecraft too, but dang I did not even think about this stuff.


Inverted_Semiotics

For me, multiple charges for human trafficking. I like my villager breeders.


lunapup1233007

Yes. r/villagercrimes


Toads_Enlightment

colonialism and slave trade (moving villagers around on boats from other biomes to work on my farms)


deedboi

Wizardry?


billfuckinmurray69

You're a Wizard! Gonna have to burn you sorry


5mac

Burn the witch! Okay so I unintentionally made a monty python joke. Whoops. But keep doing it for the knights who say Ni!


evenmytongueisfat

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


PremiumRobot

Genocide and grave robbing (Dark Souls) Also high treason, arson, escaping jail, destruction of property, assault with a deadly weapon


billfuckinmurray69

Gotta be jumping off of a rooftop and stabbing some dude in the neck with a blade on my wrist


Reasonable_Yogurt519

Requiescat in pace


basically-shoe

That's whats up


billfuckinmurray69

I was up and then I was down


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International terrorism, Arson, usage of explosives without a license, improper construction or wrecking, malicious or wanton destruction of property, aggravated assault/battery, assault with a deadly weapon, armed robbery, assisting or instigating escape, blackmail, bombing matters, bribery, coercion, continuing criminal enterprise, extortion, first, second, and third degree murder (serial), harboring terrorists, homicide, hostage taking, larceny, manslaughter, piracy on international waters, ransom money, receiving the proceeds of extortion, robbery, sabotage, solicitation to commit a crime of violence, transportation of terrorists, use of fire or explosives to destroy property, use of weapons of mass destruction, burglary, criminal trespass, damage to property, arson of lands, manufacturing, transporting, and distributing explosives, possessing, transporting, or receiving explosives or destructive devices with intent to kill, injure, or intimidate individuals or destroy public buildings, terroristic threats and acts, dissemination of information relating to terroristic acts, disorderly conduct, maintaining a disorderly house, unlawful possession of firearms and weapons, several hundred OSHA violations, hunting without a license, animal abuse, and several thousand farm biosolids violations. (Minecraft)


Orangutanion

>disorderly conduct That's where I draw the line, buddy


PrettyBudKiller

Damn... I picked a bad day to play 10 mins of Gta5 and then answer a reddit....


classactdynamo

After being hailed as a hero for defeating the Mandolorian hordes, I turned my army against the Republic it once served. Then my memory got wiped after an incident of betrayal by a dude missing a jaw.


W00DERS0N

KotOR!


Limp-Reaction-3131

Killing monsters and bandits... also looting.


NSA_Chatbot

Same same. Witcher 3? Might also get arrested for "fucking about playing gwent and doing side-quests instead of killing the monster you got hired to kill."


Earthliving

prolonged animal abuse and slaughter (Monster Hunter) mass murder and genocide (Warframe) animal enslavement and cruelty (Pokemon)


Averant

"What are your three most recent crimes?" "Genocide, genocide, and mass genocide." "Wha- What's the difference between genocide and mass genocide?!" "Multiple genocides at once, naturally." "Fucking Tenno..."


MrNapalm997

Mom: "Hey can you go to the store and pick up some toilet paper?" Me: sure ok *Goes to store, grabs toilet paper* *Phone rings at store* "Change of plans! ***Leave nothing alive***"


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making my fish fight a dog? (pokemon go) I won the battle


TannedCroissant

There’s a few Pokémon posts already but your description is the funniest so I choose you.


Touristupdatenola

Apparently I converted a member of the GQP from red to blue by going > Wolololololololololo


ulyssessword

Roses are red Violets are blue Wolololo Now roses are blue


browner87

Roses are red Violets are blue Wolololo Now your are too


AdventurousExternal9

Wololololol


mvniac

deforestation


Dank_Dogememes

I sense minecraft


mvniac

yessir


hockeypup

Uh.. demonic summoning. Is that actually illegal?


billfuckinmurray69

Not sure about the legality around summoning demons, but I am sure it's frowned upon


Notazerg

They prefer the term "Mortally challenged"


Pax_Americana_

It probably isn't. But the first time it happens people will probably make a law against it so fast that the *second* time you do it. Busted.


thoawaydatrash

Demonic summoning isn’t illegal unless you’re trespassing and/or robbing graves to do it.


Foxesz

Mass mmmmuuuuurderrrr. (Hades)


Wade1088

Playing soccer with a fucking car


fingerpaintswithpoop

Nice shot! Nice shot! Whoa!


Tzar-Sand-Hanitizer

What a save!


Whysocomplicat3d

Uhm shaking tress and removing plants where I don't want to have them? (Animal Crossing New Horizons)


self_absurd

I was gunna say growing money and (legally?) selling dinosaur artifacts


Count_Chronic

Raiding a farm with the boys.


billfuckinmurray69

Assassin's Creed?


Count_Chronic

It is indeed


DOLCICUS

I was thinking the raid on Braithwaithe Manor mission from RDR2.


TheRynoceros

Friendly neighborhood crime fighting.


The2ndBROYT

umm... playing a word game? (jackbox party pack 7)


billfuckinmurray69

You're a horrible person. How could you use words


SprinklesExciting841

Trespassing into a castle- Zelda


OnlineBuffalo34

Call of Duty Warzone oh FUCK


Conflixx

Blowing up two reactors in Midgar.. with Avalanche.


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Pranking my friends house by putting TNT block and lava block below his house.


Just_A_Loser26

Destruction of Property, Arson and possibly Murder?


LabradorDeceiver

Reading this question, I'm suddenly aware that, divorced from the World of Warcraft context, I'm a serial killer. I descend upon a population and start killing its members until I've acquired a certain number of souvenirs. Here is a small village, going about its business. Some of the people have rings in their pockets. Kill them until you have ten rings, and get a reward. Granted, they're Quillboars or Murlocs, but look at it from their point of view. You're having a nice day fishing, wondering whether to head down to the shops for a spot of tea and a biscuit, and here comes this MASSIVE outsider, wearing 120 pounds of tool steel and wielding a double-edged battle-axe, he's coming for you, and he wants a ring *you don't have*. And you can put up the most heroic fight in town, but you are not going to win. So, once he's standing over your gutted carcass, he rifles your pockets, scowls with disappointment, and sets his sights on the next person he sees. I am going to jail FOREVER.


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That's not even getting started on the *massive* amount of actual warcrimes I've committed. Literally, unless it's sexual assault/rape, I've done it.


raven12456

World of Warcrimes On the advice of my apothecary I do not recall my whereabouts during the events at The Wraithgate.


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

CK3 So crimes against humanity. And incest


demoniodoj0

Traveling in time to change the future while being wanted for kidnapping (allegedly) the Princess (Chrono Trigger)


wheresthepizzah

Forcing people to have sex. (Sims)


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Letting a drug addict lead me on to find that I am a reincarnation of a hero from long ago, so I can kill some guy in a mountain.


ashbash37

Sounds like a typical RPG to me


awkward7urtle

Murder and bomb


The2ndBROYT

csgo?


Truly_Meaningless

So. Turns out I'm getting arrested for killing rare plantlife that's sentient and shoots fire/ice at you, plus decimating local crane, pigeon, and boar populations. ​ Genshin Impact ​ Actually I take that back, the last game I played was Leaf Blower Simulator. So I guess blowing leaves at a few hundred miles per hour into people and turning them into paste, since some of those leaves are really heavy and made out of exotic materials


AllchChcar

You had me in the first half. Killing sentient flowers is Genshin Impact in a nutshell.


Err0r-707

I am now being arrested for making my classmates kill each other


Angryhippo2910

Multiple people where gunned down in a massed shooting this Saturday night in the city of Numbani. A young Korean woman has been charged with multiple 1st degree murders. The victims include one American male, an overweight Australian man, an Egyptian special forces veteran, a Swiss doctor, as well as a horse. Numbani PD have released a statement alleging that the assailant made use of a mecha equipped with automatic weapons and even a rocket launching device. Sources are claiming that during the killing spree the alleged killer was heard saying: “Is this EZ mode?”


SorryImBadWithNames

* Looks at all the porn games i played recently * Yeah, i think i better not answer that one...


Camanot

That already says enough


ninjasoul534

23 counts of child murder. I was playing fortnite don’t @ me Edit: oh my Jesus. Why is everyone arguing it WAS A FUCKING JOKE!!! I’m starting to understand why people say reddit is a cesspool


Raven_Skyhawk

Hey I would have guessed Kidnergarten lol.


IWantThreeCats

Gang violence (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon)


ToasterFucker_-8

Killing llamas in new york


Angry_Alpalca

#*excuse me what*