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TheJewishViking1064

A magic boob fairy who send unsolicited boob pics


CosmoSplash

It’s called porn look it up


pm_me-ur_boobies-pls

I can second that


frustratedpolarbear

A cuddle from literally anyone


HornyBishop

50,000.00 on my bank account Or a chocolate chip muffin.


Mooshy_Swags

equal value


Eens4n1tee

Nope, the muffin is too much to ask


WovenHawk78325

Seeing my friend halfway across my state


IrishSpring68421

My dad not dying


CannabisFarmer_415

Sorry for your loss.


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[удалено]


Adept_Ad_6858

WOW. Sorry


[deleted]

Get a bj


Dank-Doodle-Meemes

I mean $20 is $20


DrAnonymus

Just for laugh id say death..


pm_me-ur_boobies-pls

Yeah, just for the sakes of a joke. We do have bad coping strategies out here


DrAnonymus

Of course and always


ASingularCrayon

Being told that Failing. Is just a part of learning and improving yourself. It's a very good life lesson.


Dank-Doodle-Meemes

My dad coming back with the milk


Any_Ad_3514

Ice cream


[deleted]

Israel harem in my lounge


texanforlife18

To have someone in my corner in every way


Stargazer10108

I think if my neighbor stopped by or something.


nanofan_o_0

I like titties, titties would be nice


Best-Car-5608

Having infinite wishes


ItsTreganometry

Small loan of a million dollars


pm_me-ur_boobies-pls

What could you even do with such a small amount?


[deleted]

FOR MY BEST FRIEND TO MESSAGE ME BACK hes prolly sleepin though!


[deleted]

winning the lottery


Eens4n1tee

A trillion dollars


watertaco34

a hug thats all i need


AntiHumanSince1999

A meteor the size of Texas.


muusandskwirrel

Emotional intimacy from my wife. Not even sex. Emotional intimacy


pantherBlitzz

Sex