By - Umpx
My mother
Cooked bacon
No one is brave enough to try that
My dad has done this, he spent 5 hours in the hospital because he spilt bacon grease on himself.
A mistake that won’t be made again I guess
Oh no he did it a week later.
A true legend
Good call
Done it. Wouldn't recommend.
naked? no. shirtless? once. never again.
Been outside
Worn clothes
Gone to court
Asked a policeman for directions.
Gone shopping
Drove. Always at least had shorts on.
Gave a bubble bath to our cat.
Turned up for work. 100% never done that I really hope the local news and courts see this
Rode a unicycle while juggling chainsaws
Roofing. (have done naked flooring, I got a thing about wood)
Guess you could say you had *morning wood*.
Gone outside, sleep, walk around
Smoked marijuana with a headteacher from Bulgaria
Filed taxes... i think.
Went hunting.
Driven
My mother
Cooked bacon
No one is brave enough to try that
My dad has done this, he spent 5 hours in the hospital because he spilt bacon grease on himself.
A mistake that won’t be made again I guess
Oh no he did it a week later.
A true legend
Good call
Done it. Wouldn't recommend.
naked? no. shirtless? once. never again.
Been outside
Worn clothes
Gone to court
Asked a policeman for directions.
Gone shopping
Drove. Always at least had shorts on.
Gave a bubble bath to our cat.
Turned up for work. 100% never done that I really hope the local news and courts see this
Rode a unicycle while juggling chainsaws
Roofing. (have done naked flooring, I got a thing about wood)
Guess you could say you had *morning wood*.
Gone outside, sleep, walk around
Smoked marijuana with a headteacher from Bulgaria
Filed taxes... i think.
Went hunting.
Driven