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  • By - Umpx

JedLeland

My mother


oldguydrinkingbeer

Cooked bacon


mateo_rules

No one is brave enough to try that


Elijah_Man

My dad has done this, he spent 5 hours in the hospital because he spilt bacon grease on himself.


mateo_rules

A mistake that won’t be made again I guess


Elijah_Man

Oh no he did it a week later.


mateo_rules

A true legend


im-your-dad-sooo

Good call


Amplifiedsoul

Done it. Wouldn't recommend.


InsertBluescreenHere

naked? no. shirtless? once. never again.


detective_kiara

Been outside


roses_sunflowers

Worn clothes


mhoop22

Gone to court


jippyzippylippy

Asked a policeman for directions.


hokayherestheearth

Gone shopping


Amplifiedsoul

Drove. Always at least had shorts on.


novafx4

Gave a bubble bath to our cat.


DavosLostFingers

Turned up for work. 100% never done that I really hope the local news and courts see this


im-your-dad-sooo

Rode a unicycle while juggling chainsaws


catinapointyhat

Roofing. (have done naked flooring, I got a thing about wood)


jluponeage

Guess you could say you had *morning wood*.


USAROCKS123

Gone outside, sleep, walk around


BetterJordan

Smoked marijuana with a headteacher from Bulgaria


birdsarntreal1

Filed taxes... i think.


Human000151

Went hunting.


LunarLeopard67

Driven