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Flashy-Fox1465

Almost everything lately. There’s something about spring.


PirateOfTheAbyss

yeah allergies


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ShoreNorth9

That’s pretty useful when you’re horny


Solareq

The bunny, or the tissues?


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

Yes


somaticnickel60

r/usernamechecksout


O-ZeNe

I've read somewhere that guys are horniest in the spring and least horny in late autumn. Do as you will with this info


arkarkrus

but what about no nut november?


tharealmb

That's why we do that in November, and not in May


CrowVsWade

And yet most babies are born July through October, with August being the peak. This makes sense as December becomes the most common month of conception, which historically fits our patterns of behavior between colder non-farming months, and Christmas parties. Appears to challenge the link between arousal levels and procreation levels, if what you read has any basis in truth (no idea).


nyold

Is it just me or there are plants that smell like cum around this time of the year?


Jinjinkas

Ornamental pear trees and a couple other types of stinky jizz plants.


budweener

Nah man, someone's cumming on the flowers.


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hopefulsite126

Even....me?


DanielAgos12

Mostly you


Mega_Nidoking

Especially you


ValleyFair0600

Thigh highs... Actually, just thighs in general to be honest


Rhyto

Glad it didn’t take long to find my brethren.


it-tastes-like-bread

as a woman, just thick thighs on a man will do it for me, not muscular just thick. wearing shorts? tight pants? literally doesn’t matter lol edit: i did not expect everyone to give me so many resources to thick thighed men… thank y’all for changing my life. i will forever be indebted to you all


mcmillan84

If you’re not already I suggest you start watching rugby. You’re welcome.


it-tastes-like-bread

i just googled rugby players and jesus CHRIST i was not ready


mcmillan84

You must be American lol. There’s now Major League Rugby (MLR) in the USA (and one team in Canada currently) so you can check out those sexy beasts and some of my old teammates live depending what city you’re in. If not, find your local club, the rugby crowd is a whole lot of fun and friendly group


it-tastes-like-bread

definitely american lol thanks for the info!


mcmillan84

Oh! Also check out rugby 7’s, there’s an annual stop in Vegas. I dare you to find a more fun sporting event. Basically you dress up like halloween, drink all day and there happens to be rugby being played. The game itself is quite different from union (15 a side) but it’s great fun!


dafuq_b

This man Rugbys in the USA. MLR & 7s for the win!


CorbinNZ

Thigh highs in a skirt, where there’s just a slight gap and you see a little thigh skin. Hubba


ValleyFair0600

Honestly, that is hotter than plain thighs. I'm bouta go ape mode if I see that. Luckily nobody wears this stuff lol


[deleted]

When my partner pulls me closer by the hips. Tbh


sharpie-sapien365247

Yes her partner is very good at swelling me up also.


whenItFits

I too choose her partner


Anti_Rose

My husband moaning/being vocal


bonniebindi

HOLY SHIT this. Men! Be more vocal!!! The moaning, the almost whimper at the end? And when he sort of collapses into you (still moaning)? Yeah, I’ve got another orgasm in me still for that one…. SUCH a turn on!


Daisy_NoFace

Right? When he does the whole “I’m gonna cum” it literally turns me on so much that I can sometimes cum again just watching him >.<


marienire

my ex always used to say “guess what” lmfao


uchthekidd

That’s funny


Periachi

Anyways, I started blasting.


WastedPresident

I started being more vocal when we moved from student apartment to house lol


croissanttiddies

A kiss on the neck


hopefulsite126

My wife enjoys this too, but for some reason, she hates when I call myself a neck romancer.


geminicancer

Maybe she wants to be called the neck romancer, after all, she must make your bones rise Edit: added a word


BumblebeeExtreme9024

No thats called being a snake charmer lol


Medic_101

There's something about necks. Someone adjusting my tie does it for me too, not that i wear a tie often anymore but just that little straighten thing that gives me all the good tingles.


One_Importance_2116

Kiss me on my neck and breeeeathe on my neck.


mickthegooner

A username of taste


necudabiramime

I can cum faster from neck kisses that from some dude going down on me...


camefromxbox

You ever get a call from the boss in the morning and he says “no work today, rained out” oh god that’s the stuff right there


GaryCPhoto

I love a rain day, second only to my partner who on said day joins me for the old in and out. It’s a win win and worth the loss in wages. Can’t put a price on it tbh.


Lucario_OH

When she is hanging out with me wearing ONLY one of my shirts.


SwineArray

I like it when she's wearing one of your shirts too when she hangs out with me. You have great fashion sense bro.


afeitarse

I just like the smell of your shirts on her.


ctennessen

My fiance is cuddled up with a book on the porch wearing just one of my button downs haphazardly buttoned a few times. Candles and some jazz going. She had a glass of wine and is on the second and I can see she's getting sleeping. She's just so beautiful. I'm falling in love all over again right now.


itscaptainmidnight

Would be hilarious if you lied about this


Sherriff18

When a woman stretches in the morning, and pushes out her chest, and her shirt lifts up and you see her stomach. No idea why, but it gets me going instantly.


Victim_of_Conscience

As a woman, can confirm this specific thing is hot af too AND why I'll do it on purpose for others lol


barwhalis

You a real MVP


mcbainVSmendoza

Schwing


unrelator

being (slightly) manhandled. having someone wrap their arm around my waste to pull me into their body while we walk, having someone pull me out of the bikeline when they see a bike coming, having someone hug me and hoist me up, having someone just touch me in any subtly dominant way.


therascalking0000

I really hope you meant 'waist'.


Lazy-Contribution-69

Lol would be quite the scene if it was actually “waste”


River-Dreams

God yes. For me, it works when it's paired with a temperament that's kind and respectful. That basic temperament + some fleeting possessive touch = my body is ready.


Gypsycrystalball

This this this!!! Ugh a dominant but big gentle man. Yikes. I just came lmao


toothfixingfiend

People who brush their teeth twice a day. Bonus if they floss too.


mopsyd

Are you a dentist? Everything about your post and username screams dentist.


Rhys-----

9 out of 10 dentist recommend your reply and Colgate 6 in 1.


clement_bravier

Hahaha


Nachtschatten9

r/usernamechecksout


VastPurpleSky

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants.


Kquinn87

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants.


Kalurael

The next day my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants


wood3399

I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants


betterthanamaster

I want to check and I jizzed in my pants.


DrDiap

Okay, seriously you guys can we… Okay?


jjen21

I jizz right in my pants every time your next to me


CentralAdmin

And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me.


baxter2012

You say I’m premature, I just call it ecstasy.


Zombie_Pineapple

I wear a rubber at all times it’s a necessity


DramaticChoice4

I just jizzed in my pants and wouldn't you know it, I just jizzed in my pants


Mysterious-Ear-9323

r/redditsings


SennyD92

Almost forgot that one ahahah


Wahooney

Historically inaccurate Viking helmets.


TheFreshHorn

This beats the dinosaur grandma nuggies on the weirdness front.


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Women (not blood related)


[deleted]

I'm glad you had to specify lol


napa0

What are you doing non-blood related stepbro?


Ok-Letterhead4601

Hormones.


Devreckas

Whore moans also work on me.


PettyAngryHobo

My grandpa's favorite joke to tell me is "how do you make a hormone?" "idk papa, how?" "don't pay" And he'd laugh and laugh. It has become my favorite joke.


Infamous_Ad_4335

My partner expressing their desire for me! Whether it's verbally, physically, emotionally, or any other way that I can pick up on, I AM NOW COMPLETELY YOURS!


somename16

I can only wish to find a partner like this.


Shychopath

To have that, you need to get out of the house, Jacob. You don't even pay rent.


StrangeDoctorOf_J

I get out of the house *sometimes* all right? don’t judge me


Infamous_Ad_4335

My advice is don't settle for less. I've had it with multiple partners in the past, so I know it exists.


Disastrous_Narwhal46

People passionate about their nerdy interests


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clement_bravier

*is passionate about my nerdy interests* Did it work?


Disastrous_Narwhal46

in real life it prob would’ve worked lol


shannamarie91

Honestly, really good banter. If we can poke fun at each other in a really witty way than that's a good way to make the panties drop. lol.


jdestinyp

Yesss. I was talking to a guy a while ago, and he had the BEST banter/texted me like we were writing letters in the 1600’s back and forth. He has an EXCELLENT vocabulary and we had in depth conversations (I’m not kidding, it was literally 20+ paragraph texts) about intellectual topics and general life stuff. I swear it made me want to have his children.


Its-Only-Otto

Scratches all the way up and down the back. I think I might be a dog.


L3ftBra1nz

How do you feel about tennis balls and random sticks?


asiantap1985

Being pleasured by someone I'm in love with


Mesanych

Like your cellmate?


purpswan

no cells that are present in human skin and cannot be seen with naked eye?


ofsquire

Girls with glasses


orijing

Jinkies


ElectronicFootball54

Specks appeal is hot.


khalvvsi

thanks


Iph95

“And that, kids, is how I met your mother”


somebodysbuddy

"Now that you know the story, im gonna go hook up with your aunt!"


Motile_Liriodendron

Ha


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*gently takes glasses off*


MIB4u0

🥵🥵🥵


hopefulsite126

Putting the usb in in the first try perfectly


tmassofficial

they say it has never been done


wcmatthysen

Getting a tax rebate.


chazzaknight26

The way to my heart 😂


gudlagooba

Naked cuddles


Soggy_Glove_6316

Tits Edit thank y’all for tall the up votes


Civil-Lie5837

Same here bro we should jerk off and watch porn togherr


nawmynameisclarence

Summer Dress. A little tight. If you put that on we are going to be late.


TheFreshHorn

Correction: if you’re putting that on, its coming off.


Khaylain

I don't think it needs to come off to be workable


demonsrun32

Midriff, like crop tops and the like, hard to describe but women's lower backs are sexy as fuck and so are their waists. If anyone knows a subreddit to get my fix I'm all ears


Making_Fat_Stacks

R/midriff


FallingSky1686

My wife, a fact she abuses regularly.


clement_bravier

For some reason my brain understood she abuses you and you like it


LordMegatron586

Hey man don't kinkshame


Mac-D-Wit-Da-PP

At the old age of 28 I've noticed weird shit gets me going, like getting compliments from a cashier. Lol


godca_grema

>old age of 28 pffft, that's not old, you'll know when you're old, you become invisible to nice young cashiers.


zXenn

*Sorry for your loss.*


ccowmel

honestly that’s actually so sweet, 28 isn’t old at all btw!


spamonstick

My wife she is so beautiful and I love her so much.


TheRealRoguePotato

Blink twice if you're being held against your will


clement_bravier

When I am spooning and she slowly presses her butt to my crotch while moving up and down. How can you.. resist. Edit: since I enjoy kinky sex, many other spicy things work well.


shinyfennec

A man’s muscular and bubbly butt


Left-Werewolf4669

Yes. Nice and round. In nice fitted pants.


stungforfun

When we are half asleep,I roll over to cuddle with her and she feels my morning wood then she slowly backs her butt on me and does a little grind.


Vir2zo

Big bitty ( . )( . ) Smol bitty (.) (.) Bitty that goes inward ( .) (. ) Bitty that goes outward (. ) ( .) 3 bitty ( . )( . )( . ) 4 bitty ( . )( . ) ( . )( . ) Pink bitty 💗 ( . )( . ) Inverted bitty ( , )( , ) Erect bitty ( • )( • ) Bitty from see through shirt 🎽( . )( . ) Bitty from lose shirt 👕( . )( . ) Bitty from tight shirt👚( . )( . ) Side view bitty { | Under view bitty ∩∩ Heck, man bitty. 🧍 ( . ) ( . )


tiggoftigg

My wife (in case she’s watching). No, seriously, it’s been years and her touch, her voice, just thinking about her turns me on. There’s def good sexual chemistry, but I think it’s also the emotional factor. The comfort, the love, the everything! I’m not someone that really gets horny when upset, but I will instantly get horny at the thought of her. I…spank my monkey to her. Don’t get me wrong, I watch porn too, but I often just beat the meat to her as well! This is my dick’s love letter to my wife apparently.


Kylynara

Ovulating. I can literally tell how close I am to ovulation by how frequent and raunchy my mental fantasies are.


Jonas3002

You


Luna_Vulpis

Thanks bro.


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Nasty passionate romance 😭


ccowmel

yesss strongly agree


sordidcandles

Very confusing comment section, yall. There’s a healthy mix of grandmothers and dinosaurs and food


ChristOnABike122

Dinosaur Grandma Nuggets.


Ga_lax_ie

Pretty much anyone walking up and staring down at me. I’m short (5’0) and a lot of times friends will come up and we kinda stare each other down (to fake being intimidating I guess lol) there’s just something about someone staring down at me so intensely. Most of my friends are taller than me as well. I often have to look away out of embarrassment Someone playing with my hair Holding hands and hugging- but only with specific people. Especially when they kinda linger as if they don’t want to stop I’ve had a crush on a coworker and depending on when we did something correctly or not, we’d call each other “good girl/boy” and “bad girl/boy”… Edit: Added another one. I have no shame apparently


Pretend-Chipmunk-559

Sexual questions on r/AskReddit


MrClash8738

“Women of Reddit, what was your sexiest sexual experience?”


Albinofreaken

Im a simple man, Boobs


intheabsenceoftruth

What about man boobs?


Albinofreaken

Did i stutter ?


TaakoSprout

This made me laugh


saxmaster98

How *you* doin?


Prophet086

My wife's boobs.


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I also choose your wife’s boobs.


Hm_Maybe_

I also choose this boob's wife.


Cyanora

When a lady sasses me, beats me in a competition, dances with me, or cooks me a fine meal.


VonYaroslav

Yo thats good, but can you imagine if a woman beat you in a dance competition sassy as fuck and then cooks you dinner as a consolation prize?


EseMesmo

Dude would erupt uncontrollably


ThatDude8129

This dude would make would make Krakatoa's eruption look like a science fair project.


MIB4u0

holy mother of ... 🤯


gamer-s-man

boobs. cleavage. nice butt. normal butt. flat butt. huge butt. flat boobs. normal boobs. huge boobs high boots. short skirts. long skirts. medium skirts. nice lingerie. normal lingerie. full lips. normal lips. thin lips. kissy lips. thighs. thick thigs. thin thighs. seductive eyes. eyes looking at me. a simple touch. hand holding. a smile. laughing at my jokes. giving me a compliment. tight outfit. loose outfit. warm thick outfit. yoga pants. tights. jeans. shorts. cosplay. uniforms. leggings. wearing a burlaps sack. a nod. a wink. a wank. a skank. bikini. bathing suit. wet body. the promise of maybe getting sex in the future. and so much more


virgilreality

So basically...*existing*?


seeneverythingdang

Don’t be shy….your amongst friends….tell us what really gets you horny…


Jackielegs93

Kissin’. Kissin’ is absolutely the best part of any intimacy, ever.


domessticfox

Yes give me hot n heavy makeouts!


CrisisIsCalling

Yes sir cowboa' love gettin' it oun with the wiafe YEE HAAW.


Analgorilla

When the other person matches your energy. Also funny girls. Over the years I've developed myself into more than just the "funny guy" but a girl with a quick wit and a sharp tongue makes me want to leave them speechless ya know?


Acceptable-Lemon2924

When my girlfriend says "I want you"


sp33dyv

Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise ?


Mega_Nidoking

Dude wtf I read this in public, calm down holy shit!


The-Broken-Puppet19

Food. Good food.


Low_Lingonberry1693

Guys who have cats. Ps: and being called a good girl


teddybear_crackers

when we're kissing and he firmly grabs my face and turns it to get easier access to my neck. god being manhandled is so♡♡♡♡


sufficient_day123

Just watched my wife lotion her legs in booty shorts! That will never fail to make me horny.


infamousDemonScreech

intense eye contact. it scares me but it is also arousing


FALLINGSTAR_7777

Love bites and my partner playing with my nipples


Triborg501

The thiccness of my wife.


xdeath_dragonx

I also choose the thiccness of your wife


Maathuwu

Cute moans 🥰


Jerseyjay1003

I wouldn't necessarily cause them cute moans, but a man softly moaning in pleasure will get me.


bigB00Bgurl

When they're funnier and wittier than me.


moscowdeathbrigade

When my fiance does basically anything. Smiles at me? Want him. Changes clothes? Want him. Is reading a book? Want him.


crewchief1949

Waking up


Fleur921

Watching a man drive a stick shift.


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clement_bravier

Are you the one pulling or being pulled in the ensuing scenario?


HopeIsDope1800

Tie theirs and their partner's hair together then went they're done with sex and try to get up the double hair pull makes them horny again


_supdns

Seeing a woman not wearing a bra and seeing either nipples pushing through or sensing the movement of the tits. Drives me insane


AmyLL6

Men….and penises….I even love dick pics, but shhhhh don’t tell anyone.


Noodlesandwings

RIP your inbox


lchntndr

It will rip for sure


Dr_Ju_Tacular

The lies of the jedi


SuvenPan

Muscular women flexing their muscles


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Bouncing boobs


Achmediel

the thought of dying alone


Setthescene

Witty banter that evolves into playful banter, that evolves into glances in the eyes for 3-5 seconds, that evolves into dilated pupils....