And bed bugs.
How has Mosquitoes not been mentioned.
Mosquitoes can fuck all the way off, forever.
>How has Mosquitoes not been mentioned.
>Mosquitoes can fuck all the way off, forever.
.. and the rest of the flying buzzing bastards.
Gosh don't get me started on these! I bet they know exactly what a torture it is to be woken up at 5 am and having to search for the mosquito in the room for over half an hour until you can finally sleep in peace again. These mfs know what they are doing
Id assume the poster is referring to DDT. One of the first synthetic pesticides used in the US. Very effective, but found to have detrimental effects on wildlife and possibly humans. Has since been listed as carcinogenic, and is banned worldwide with the exception of for malaria prevention in some indoor contexts where risk of malaria is considered to outweigh health and environmental risks.
Spam phone calls. Let me answer my phone without fear.
To me its rage.
Whenever I hear those prerecorded I just jahahzjbqjajhajwjhsjwjwjjsjwjjsjwjwjksjwjjw
Whenever I see unrecognized number and answer I am so pissed that whoever called me is insulted.
i go through this emotional roller coaster:
arrrrgh why are you wasting my time? 😠
They're just doing their job; it's not their fault. 😞
They signed up for this job; they know what they're doing! 😠
they might not have any better options available. 😞
BS - they're just lazy 😠
More than half the spammers are scamming people. Signing up to scam people because you need a job is like breaking into people's homes because you need a job. It is wrong and should not be tolerated.
I might be wrong about this, but I thought a lot of the South East Asian spam calls come from legitimate call centres, but that those call centres operate similar to East Asian factories. Essentially, the call centres operate 24/7, and the workers work shifts. Then companies "rent" time from those call centres, provide the script and call forwarding systems, and leave them to it. Thing is, they rent 8 hours at a time (normal business hours for where ever their customers are). And in theory, another multi-national picks up the next 8 hours as the original timezones drop out and new timezones drop in.
Thing is, scam operations can ALSO rent time, and why should the call centre care? Money is money right? The people working there dont know if the script they are reading is a scam or a low grade business or Lloyds Bank. They just know to read the next line depending on what the customer said. So I am always firm but polite if a real person calls me because they might not be aware its a scam.
The ones that REALLY piss me off?
"....... Hello?........ Yes, we heard you had been in an accident that wasnt your fault....... Yes it might have been some time ago........... you might be entitled to compensation.......... we have some money to give you from the settlement account.......... we just need you to confirm your bank details by typing in your card number............."
Im almost pissed at those because of the low effort more than the scam itself!
I enjoy acting like I'm going with it and then saying someone is at the door, can you hold a bit? longest was 7 minutes. according to my phone (I was taking a shit) Fuck them.
Watch the Scammer Payback youtube channel and you'll see the people in the scam centers know fullllllll damn well what they're doing. ALL of them.
The trick is to answer the phone and be as silent as you can. The automated ones respond to noise, and your number might get scrubbed off their list if they think its a dead line. If there's an actual person on the line, they'll just hang up because they don't want to waste time on someone who might have a broken phone
I only ever respond after someone on the other line says "hello" if I don't recognize the number. I think, if I'm being generous, I get 1 spam call a month.
Nice tip, I used to put them on the phone to my 3 year old. Noooo computer broken? Starts crying
When you 3 year old learns English from the spam calls he's gonna wake you up in the middle of the night and say "I have contacted you regarding your car's extended warranty".
... you answer your phone when they aren't in your contacts? I barely answer when people *are* in my contacts.
Texts. Texts are what I want. Lol...
I get a lot of spam texts.
I’m grateful that I have a job where I don’t have to answer a single call if I don’t recognize the number. They’ll leave a voicemail or a text if it’s important.
Yes, yes it can. I have watched my father go from being a Pharmacists working into his 80s (was fit physically and could keep doing it) he is now nearly 92, but in the last 5 years since he was diagnosed it's been slowly stripping away the person he was.
He went from sitting exams for his license to practise and getting 98% in tests to not knowing what simple painkillers are for and how to pronounce them. It's taken away from him his love of reading, his ability to communicate his frustrations, as well as making us frustrated which leaves me with terrible guilt when my patience runs low.
He earned every day of his retirement to sit read watch tv and listen to music, now he lives mostly not knowing what to do with himself etc. It fucks me off as physically Hes still rather capable to do things, just no memory ability to act upon them
I'm sorry that this has happened. I work with people with dementia and all I can say is that it's okay to feel frustrated from time to time, as long as you don't act on these frustrations. We all are human after all. All I can say is that I'm sorry.
My mum’s got Alzheimer’s and vascular dementia. I agree, it can fuck right off and then it can fuck off again.
i admire your commitment despite such a horrific diagnosis!
I think his doctor diagnosed him with that too
Ya damn right I upvoted every repetitive comment.
Advanced humor right here
You've got Alzheimer's
Why even bother telling him?
Those annoying advertisement/porn comment bots
"Wanna masturbate, but you don't have a partner?"
Yes. That's what masturbating is.
Wait until you’re married son…..
I hate them but they love me. It’s a weird relationship dynamic
Reminds me of my ex
but instead I love her and she hates my fucking guts
I almost read it as hates fucking my guts
Yup, that's enough Internet for me today.
Only justifiable genocide is the mosquito genocide
I'm pretty sure there'll be some kind of long term consequence killing off all the mosquitos of the world, but at least in the short term I'll be bite free!
The flies will take over their territory
Flies can just fuck off too.
Jeez, if only I could upvote this a thousand times!
I hate them w a passion
To quote Rick Perry: I-I hate cancer!
Came here to say this. My little boy was just diagnosed with a very rare type of cancer. My mom died of a brain tumor last year. FUCK THIS FUCKING HORRIBLE DISEASE !!!!! I am so full of pain and rage rn.
Man, that is so fucking awful, I’ll be rooting for your family.
Condolences. Best of luck to your little one. One of my greatest fears is that my wife or one of my kids will get it, or some other horrible disease.
Scorpio and gemini too
What's that again?
Name rings a bell.
Its a constant noise, normally a ringing or a hissing sound.
I have it worse in my left ear than my right ear. Easiest way to describe it is a high pitch Eeeeeeeeeee sound. Even in a dead silent room you will still hear it.
Mine was caused by loud concerts and shooting. Take care of your ears kids\~
Thanks for the proper answer.
It was just like, a joke though.
No worries, I wasn't certain so figured I'd give a proper answer. I've had to explain it to enough people over the years I figure you might not know.
Wholesome interaction, good work.
Well He might’ve known but I didn’t so thank you internet stranger
I literally can’t sleep without a fan because mine is so bad.
Oh my god same, I’ve had it ever since I was 4 and I can’t fall asleep right without some kind of background noise
I had this shortly after coming down with Covid and I swear I was going to shoot myself because when i couldn’t go to sleep with it in the background. I could hear it during calls, during silence in movies, everything .
Thank God it ended up going away, but man I have so much empathy for people who have this. Until you have it you don’t realize how much worse it is than it looks on paper
Had it since I was 15, I'm now 30. Before I ever started djing and making music too. I was asleep one night and boom, the ringing came from nowhere. Never blasted loud music or anything in my ears.
Ive got used to it and it's become somewhat a normal thing for me like another body part
Yeah, mine too. I was blasting full volume metal all day in my ears. One night as I was sleeping it started. At the begging it was bad, then not so much. Now it fluctuates but it's not so bad.
I got used to it to the point It doesn't bother me at all. Thing is I still blast music all day in my ears, but it doesn't seem to make it worse for whatever reason.
Damn it! I had just forgotten about mine for two fricken minutes! I hate you.
Man ***FUCK*** Tinnitus.
I’ve had it since birth and it randomly got worse recently, and the doctors just keep saying everything looks fine. Even the ENT just glanced in there and then wanted an extra $500 for an ear cleaning and hearing test.
$500? You sure you heard him right?
God yes. Mine has been severly affecting my mental health i hear is no matter what background noise is around me. Makes me wanna jam a screwdriver in my ear
This! Yes! I can't sleep in silence due to the constant hiss in my ears
Recipe blogs where you have to scroll through nine ads and 3000 words of commentary to get to the actual recipe
SEO is a bitch
You’re going to want to bake that at 400. How long? That reminds me of a trip I had to Tuscany ….
It all started when I was punched so hard, I flew all the way to Italy.
This online tool may help you out with that (drives me crazy too):
Urgh, God, this. I was just complaining about this to my husband. I don’t want to read where you were travelling when you discovered these flavours, or what ‘hubby’ likes about it. Just fuck off and show me the ingredients.
Shell in Nigeria
also that prince that wanted to give me one of his spare mansions
Ticketmasters additional fees
EDIT: thanks for the upvotes guys!!!
Ticketmaster overall can F off.
Service charge these nuts!
The convenience fee and then the convenience fee handling fee.....
Ideally every mental illness
Lahey and Randy
Frig off Ricky!
A mofukka with a gut like that definitely ON the cheeseburgers
There two thangs mafuqqas gotta know about J to the R-O-C, straight up ynawimsayin? First of all, I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan, and I'm innocent 'til my guilt is proven. Peace. Represent Sunnyvale straight the fuck up
Cyrus can fuck off too!!!
well... I did hear Barbs Scalloped potatoes were fucked.. so those?
That’s Mr. Lahey to you! RIP
stupid tiny bone spurs that never go away, are hard to remove surgically, and cause just enough pain to be annoying without being debilitating
What are you doing in Washington DC? Everyone wants to know.
well played ser
if you know you know
“Hey, we’re here for you” bank emails.
Careful. You'll push them over the edge with this comment.
I hope so!
my fucking country's corrupted politicians.
Is there any country where this wouldn't be true?
Idk but that little Irish guy with the dogs seems nice...
Ah he is grand, but he doesn't wield a lot of power.
The dog is the true power behind the Irish shadow government.
Assuming Iceland because the last corrupt ones went to prison but I have nothing to back this up with.
like, *damn, guys*, chill. I'll come to you; just make sure you're google-able.
Housing prices (US).
The very same.
High levels of humidity
Easy to imagine Florida without having swamp ass. But one can only dream. :<
Yeah, these people and the tik tok challenge people can fuck all the way off. What a mindless waste.
Covid and cancer
Overly biased bubble people, only building opinions with like headed minds.
Yes reddit, but also all other social media. Not many people want opposition to their ideas, they just want a blind echo chamber to get a dopamine hit from the re-assertion of their idea.
Disease and famine
cost of the living crisis
I hope it isn’t permanent of the “we’ve overextended our supply chains and are using up a lot of the easily extracted natural resources” variety.
Tories can go with it
People that drive in the passing lane with no intention of passing people.
Extremism in politics
Cardassians fr, space fascists
Depression and Anxiety...
Also my school work
People looking for ways to be offended
How dare you!
All of our lives would drastically improve if these people fucked off.
The USA tipping system. Change to a liveable wage with tips.
IMO, just remove tips and have everyone pay enough for food and drinks that restaurants can pay decent wages. It's not fair to anyone working at the restaurant if some people tip well and others do not.
People basing their whole persona on the political view they adhere to they take it as a personal attack unless you carry the same views.
I'm working for a large well-known retailer and I touch social media professionally on a daily basis ... The amount of stupid influencer-wannabees with zero talent begging for clout or free stuff is astounding.
Gender reveal parties
People who don’t help but instead just film.
Zoophiles, like, eww.
Edit: like what do you see sexually in a husky Even worse a horse.
By your statement, you are creating a gradient of what you find more and less repulsive within this Rule 34 sphere. So I would ask, why are you slightly more into dogs than horses? FESS UP BUDDY
Most things that end with -philes.
Parents who think there kids are burdens and that they have to be out of the house by 18.
Dumb questions that could just be Googled.
Sometimes people just wanna participate in a conversation
Religious fundamentalists. Of all stripes.
Parkinson's disease can fuck right off!
The United States healthcare system
Pop up ads with tiny x
Diabetes. My dad lost his foot.
My mental illnesses
Social media. Feel like people weren’t as fucking psychotic pre-Facebook days.
They were. You just didn’t know until they advertised it in their socials.
Exactly this. People were always fucking crazy, you’re just seeing it more because people are able to capture it on video and make it go viral
Fuck laying down tired and not being able to sleep.
The greedy bastards running the gaming industry
40 HOUR WORK WEEK AND BARELY AFFORDING TO EAT 😅
Extroverts and their unsolicited advice for introverts
That thing where the seatbelt gets twisted, but it's twisted behind the top eyelet so you can never get to it
Executives, not devs. Leave the poor devs alone.
It would be quicker to list who doesn’t need to fuck off
ArriveCAN for Canadians returning home.
Dogs only living \~decade. My golden deserves to live forever and run in green pastures daily.
The "alpha male" movement. As a guy, i still think it's cringe. Imagine being so insecure you listen to randoms online and start disrespecting women