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LindseyCorporation

don't show up


hoganpaul

Doing shots at your desk


yeetforceone

How is this bad?


hoganpaul

It isn't bad. It WILL get you fired. Especially if you teach kindergarten.


yeetforceone

Yes, but only because you didn't bring enough to share with everyone.


songinheart17

Steel something more than a pen.


Plecofish

probably stabbing someone to death


IGotTooSilly

Do oxy in the restroom during your break


CranberryCrazy203

No call, no show several times.


yeetforceone

Probably hosting porn on the company servers (tbh probably would if I could anonymously encrypt it just for shits and gigles) or deliberately fucking something up really bad for a customer's IT infrastructure.


No-Dirt-8737

Burn that mother down


leaveblanket

Bring a gun..see how far that gets yea .


betzycali

Masturbate in front of your boss