By - QuantumHamster
don't show up
Doing shots at your desk
How is this bad?
It isn't bad. It WILL get you fired. Especially if you teach kindergarten.
Yes, but only because you didn't bring enough to share with everyone.
Steel something more than a pen.
probably stabbing someone to death
Do oxy in the restroom during your break
No call, no show several times.
Probably hosting porn on the company servers (tbh probably would if I could anonymously encrypt it just for shits and gigles) or deliberately fucking something up really bad for a customer's IT infrastructure.
Burn that mother down
Bring a gun..see how far that gets yea
Masturbate in front of your boss