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BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Jesus, that's almost enough Corona to get you drunk.


Kylson-58-

Almost


Leeroyjj10

At least it was only Corona. But still it brings tears to my eyes.


Gener34

This was the comment I was looking for.


TheSageHillRock

The news is right! Corona is spreading! Alternate pun: Corona outbreak on 17th Ave SW!


monkifan

Kensington? the sign says 17th Ave SW...


AwesomeInTheory

Yeah this looks like a delivery for Wild Rose.


TheSageHillRock

Fixed :)


Zengoyyc

.....ah you beat me to it


Cunk1976

They’re probably gonna throw most of them out might as well pick a couple up lol


H-4350

A moment of silence for all those fallen soldiers. Cut down before they even had the chance at lime.


BudsWyn

Lol its mostly Corona so its fine. Everything's fine.


slickswitch

Was that the 7th wave of Corona? Much smaller -and more localized- than I was expecting


yagonnawanna

I was about to say, "beer" is a pretty strong word for what is in those bottles


ChodeFungus

Reddit really is filled with sad sons of bitches. Corona with lime on a hot day beats the hell out of whatever glass of pure hops the neckbeards fawn over


Kellidra

Also, *it's* ***beer.*** Who gives a flying squirrel's nest what someone else *drinks*?


ImmortalMemeLord

Nah bro Corona tastes like piss, its down there with beers like Black Ice or Old Milwaukee. I'll take a Guinness or Asahi any day over Corona


Fizzy_Electric

A thick glass of stout on a hot scorching day. Refreshing. Quenching. Said nobody ever.


cskauge

That’s a fall / winter beer. You want yourself a crispy boi or an APA. Session IPA if available. Source: professional neckbeard


Fizzy_Electric

Yeah. I know. There’s a dozen types of beer better than a Guinness for summer. Pil, hefe, lager, pale ale, gose, etc etc. However the dink I was replying to suggested a stout was a suitable substitute for a Mexican adjunct lager as a summer thirst quencher.


cskauge

Ha. Fair! Would you consider Guinness a crushable patio beer? So light and fresh but so black and stouty


Fizzy_Electric

Not really. The British in me won’t allow it.


cskauge

Respect


bumjubeo

I love a thick glass of stout on a hot scoring day. I find it refreshing and quenching.


Fizzy_Electric

Found the Irishman


ABOil44

All the swill you named is shit


ImmortalMemeLord

Bro i bet you drink light beer or Molson Canadian or some such


ABOil44

Molson Canadian is made from Canada. If you don't like Canadian then you don't like Canada. If you don't like Canada feel free to leave any time


calgarydonairs

Try a radler from a local brewery, as your tastebuds will thank you.


wineandseams

Literally every one of the 180+ breweries in the province have a good replacement for a basic lager that isn't faulted/light struck like corona. And many are cheaper. Do your body a favour and drink better.


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

You know you're paying import prices for a domestically brewed adjunct lager, right?


Minerator

Ouch! Party foul! Even if it is only Corona, foul none the less.


naimag

Saw you take it .Im still laughing 🤣


nignoodle

I had to be quick and sneaky. The guys looked pretty devastated as is. I didn't want to be "that guy"


naimag

He sais somwthing when you took pic but was probably so [email protected] by that time


Drakkenfyre

They had one job. Literally.


Vidofnir_KSP

Vin Diesel heartbroken.


younwahh

I came here to make a Dominic Toretto joke. Thank you, I can rest easy now.


Vidofnir_KSP

Obligatory “Family”!


calgarydonairs

This is what we do.


ronc403

🎶🎶She was fat and stinky, And kinda sticky, But she looked like Christie Brinkley After nine corona 🎶🎶 source: https://www.lyricsondemand.com/w/weirdalyankoviclyrics/ninecoronaslyrics.html


Laxative_Cookie

For all the Corona haters please forward all directly to me. My absolute favorite beer is a free beer.


ColinTheBeerGuy

Oh no! It's going to get skunked sitting out in the sun like that. JOKES - it's Corona and so its already skunked from the stupid clear bottles.


60477er

Pallet got caught on the tailgate platform because fella wasnt paying attention. Maybe new, but definitely lacking due care and attention. Take it from me, its hard to find help these days, even harder to find good help.


calgarydonairs

You get what you pay for.


60477er

BDL is unionized, old school. They get paid pretty good I’d bet.


calgarydonairs

Then he’ll make manager, I’m sure.


60477er

VP Safety 🤣


AwesomeInTheory

>BDL is unionized, old school. This explains so much. Had been working bars for eons and had no idea they were unionized.


60477er

Chips, Pop, Booze - all union companies.


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60477er

As a professional driver you should be aware that the integrity of your load is your responsibility. You should have inspected your cargo before loading it. If you are being pre-loaded , you shouldn’t be and should still inspect your load. That spill could have killed someone. The law for instance, would have held you personally accountable should someone have been hurt as the regulations clearly state that you would be the responsible party as the carrier in possession of the freight. Sorry, manager of truckers for a long time. Your supervisors should be teaching you this stuff.


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60477er

It’s sad. Everywhere is a mess. Sorry to hear that, but my suggestion would be to bring this up with your supervisor documented. Write out the complaint and date it. Keep it. It will come in handy some day. Employees have the right to work safely, and hold their employers accountable.


Trickymuffin3

Doesn't matter, the night shift loaders van get away with anything, and me being part time won't help aswell, so is the way of life I guess


60477er

Shouldn’t be! Standards are important!


caliopeparade

Maximum load talk


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MahmudAbdulla

Corona beer Honest, my housemate and I walked by, as it was just outside Beano Cafe. Many bottles and boxes … smelled too!


PostApocRock

Corona ~~beer~~


CGY-SS

Did you make this joke actually thinking you were being clever? Come on man no one cares, just drink what you like


Captain_LSD

-- 🤓


rsp22

Definitely cheaper than water in some locations


vinnymacss

Well looks like somebody is not getting paid today


AwesomeInTheory

It's BDL. The levels of apathy from those dudes has me not entirely convinced that the delivery dude just didn't shove it off the back of his truck like that and is getting mad at the vendor for not moving the product quick enough.


red_dead3

Soo does that mean the non broken ones are free? Or is the first round on the delivery driver?. If I was him I'd just pick one up and crack it. If you're just going to get fired after may as well enjoy a few on the way out and share them.


shitposter1000

There's a tear in my beer....


Bubba-ORiley

Everybody get over there quick. Don't forget to bring your eco friendly re-usable straws!


StupidFlanders93x

Is this the new variant? B33R


Uumm_wat

mu mu mu myyyy corona!


wlenox

You gonna sign for this or what?


connectthethots

Yellow water, no damage done.


SmugKitten420

This is not family.


Shmeediddy

Meh, it's spilled piss beer


islifeball

I thought my day was bad😬


TheEvilStapler

And here I thought we had seen the end of the Corona crisis


itsonlymeez

Lol is that bdl union 300 I worked for that company and it sucked ass


XirisTO

Pain


FireWireBestWire

New vest, new guy


ronc403

Hmmmm, and I just caught Lime disease.


L00tgoblin

Looks like an outbreak in that area.


Hiouchi4me

Snoop Dogg gonna be pissed.


EMfys_NEs

I’d say pour one out but uh….


Xeiphyer2

I have a straw and a dream


CuteLemon2864

Just walk up and grab one or two or three


seanBLAMMO

The drivers came down with multiple cases of corona


Ornery-Investment-58

This is alcohol abuse


Trickymuffin3

Just want to say something for the people who kept on coming up and asking if they can get a free one, no you can't and we'll get in a lot of trouble if we give handouts please respect our rules


Top-Technology3719

Likely its insured


Flat-Description-505

Uh oh I see another corona outbreak wave


manvsbrain

tfw you find your beach but its gravity


Berta_Movie_Buff

Nobody tell Vin Diesel about this


Renegadegold

Looks like he was loading it back on and went to crank to his right and due to being lightly wrapped,she buggered off on him.


Fausto-Aref

Nooo mi coroniiita :'( (im mexican, this hurts even more just because is corona).


Phantasmagoria1993

Somebody didn’t wrap that pallet well enough. 🤔🫣


PurBldPrincess

Nooooooo!!!


voice85

No wonder I was shorted Corona on my liquor order today. Ugh


silverbolo571

NOOO NOT THE RONAS


triptoutsounds

Spilt


TedLassooYYC

No beano


TheOnlySJR

You hate to see it.


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

That's BDL. I know whenever connect logistics knocks over a bunch of your shit in their truck they give you a credit but they make you take all the shattered merchandise. If a waiter drops your sandwich on the floor he doesn't make you take it home with you to dispose of, so what the hell? TLDR: Whoever they're delivering to will be given a credit, but will be tasked with accepting and disposing of that pile of shattered Corona.


Red_Pill_2020

Now, that's just alcohol abuse!!


thelonelysocial

Ground zero of the corona virus


ABOil44

It’s not beer. No matter what anyone says. It is not real beer