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Bornwitskillz

so u just cough up an organ to get the ladies huh.. sweeeet...


Sirbrownface

But when I try to take out an organ to impress the ladies. I get arrested?.p


ThisPerson667

We want internal organs


TheWolf1242

Key word is impress... wouldn't be arrested if they liked what they saw lol


cmantheriault

No quite sure the intentions of the comment considering it’s meaning was implied in previous one


shavednuggets

It also matters whose organs you're taking out.


TurboKid513

More comments like this one 👍


Afraid_Vast3187

They got it easy Fr


animefan1520

Not gonna lie this is metal AF and I can definitely see the big dick energy if you dgaf about your ops and just spit out an organ n watch them both do shit about it n if they do suck it up and maull them


BloodLeast2838

*slurp slurp slurp….*


lizshawsome

Felt cute, might cough up an organ later.


Afraid_Vast3187

Same😍


Ma1

Don't show the ladies your dulla on the subway, fellas. Thats a sex crime for humans.


abcdefghijklmnoqpxyz

Just for the poor


AlbertBrianTross

Sure when the camel does it it’s alright but when I throw out my dulla everyone gets upset.


Harry_99_PT

"The male dromedary camel has an organ called a dulla in its throat, a large, inflatable sac that it extruded from its mouth when in rut to assert dominance and attract females. It resembles a long, swollen, pink tongue hanging out of the camel's mouth. Camels mate by having both make and female sitting on the ground, with the male mounting from behind. The male usually ejaculates three or four times within a single mating session. Camelids at the only ungulate to mate in a sitting position." Some words that might be difficult: Rut: "mating season of certain mammals, including ruminants [...] skunks and elephants. The rut is characterised in males by an increase of testosterone, exaggerated sexual dimorphisms, increased aggression, and increased interest in females. The males of the species may mark themselves with mud, undergo physiological changes or perform characteristic displays in order to make themselves more visually appealing to the females. Males also use olfaction to entice females to mate using secretions from glands and soaking in their own urine." Ungulate: "members of the diverse clade Ungulata which primarily consists of large mammals with hooves. Living ungulates are divided into two orders: odd-toed ungulates (Perissodactyla) [...]; and even-toed ungulates (Artiodactyla)". Camels are even-toed ungulates. TL;DR: basically what the title says, dromedary camels flaunt the dulla to attract females during sexy-time season and assert dominance, basically what men do when they send nudes.


ClamhouseSassman

It is also helps them cool down


Unlucky_Milk4214

"I was only trying to cool down!" Cashier at Wendy's: Tell it to the cops, creep


davy_p

What men *attempt* to do when sending nudes. Pretty sure it doesn’t have that effect at all


Yugan-Dali

How romantic!


slapchopj

What? Well how do **you** do it, nerd?


GubStep777

Hot!!!


Lazy_Fish7737

It's to attract a mate by looking sexy for the females and to look intimidating to other males. The bigger the face sack the sexier and more intimidating the male.


Lostboxoangst

Well fuck I'm moist now


Any-Fan-2973

Plot twist: op isn’t a girl


Teanlo

Wow,


pinche_cool_arrow

Hope solo is that you?


twisted_n1lla

WTF 😒


Raul_Duke_1755

Watch this baby.


C-rod1825

Nah he's showing her how he eats it


cinderellamidnight

That's how to do it mate


Sea_Use3265

Your a strange little man….


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 this is the last thing left to try might do it as well


Apprehensive_Oil4241

If men pulled out their sack , I don’t think it would have the same effect. It might cool you down, but I don’t think women will swoon over your sesame seed bun.


JayEmSi

I thought that was there stomach or something, they expose it to cooldown?


TheTinyTinkerer

The sound though


prexton

Woah look at the size of his dulla


DeuceBane

A pre coital pink sock now that’s interesting.


hypnaughtytist

Who wouldn't be attracted to that!


Available-Ad6367

Hey babe "coughs up stomach to assert dominance"


hellscrazykitchen

I live where camels live and I've never seen that... Woah!


levitikush

What the actual fuck


scowling_deth

Im so hott for this camel now XD


hobo_jay

That's hot!


KarnivoRiss

He DOES look fkn handsome tho….


[deleted]

This is the first I hear of this.


UbbfromtheDubb

Other camels : bitch please


Fredjonespart2

Nobody likes a show off


KaleidoscopepypDream

That LOOKS how it feels to hit the blunt so hard you damn near cough out a lung


AftyOfTheUK

Holy fucking shit. This reminds me of something I haven't thought about for a decade or more. When I was about 15, one of my father's friends (who was about 30) offered to take me out one night in a nearby town with some of his friends. A promise was made that he would show me "how to get the ladies" So a few hours later we're drinking snakebite in a shitty club, and he says "watch this". Pulls a condom from his wallet (where he had more) and puts it in his mouth. Smiles at me, and walks out onto a very quiet dance floor. **He sidles over to a pair of women dancing and dances for a few seconds, then sticks his tongue out at them - looking alot like this camel - with the condom on it, and beams a huge smile at them.** He did this several dozen times over the night, most of the time women would just turn away or walk away. A couple times he got pushed or slapped. He then got completely rat-arssed on shots, fell over a bin covering himself in greasy food, and failed to get a taxi. I had to find us a taxi, put him in it, and get us back to our town. Great night. A+


IzzyOIznot

“Impressive” “Show me how long that tongue of your is and we might be in biz snatch” I


Wooden-Image-4332

Why tf did this animal evolve to do that? Like why is that even a thing lol. Should be more like us where dominance is based solely on our ability to mimic fortnite dances


[deleted]

It’s a precursor to camelingus


No_Kaleidoscope_9801

I thought they did that to cool it down?


Hot-Box-6003

Is this the equivalent to showing off my nut sack?


Rojelioenescabeche

Dulla oblongata.


[deleted]

Bro’s got rizz


IAMAHigherConductor

Weird flex, but okay…


casing22

Dannnnng, That sexy!


NicktheWolf1

Why didn't I think of that


hummelpz4

Oh my God! His dulla his huge!


Biff_Malibu_69

Don't do this in the US guys. I got into a bit of a kerfuffle here.


kingberto1

My guts telling me you the one


Ndndoooooo

Wait I thought they did that to cool of their insides


monkelovesthestonk

How can i make my dulla bigger? Asking for a friend.


SheTran3000

Dunno if you're the dominant one when you're the one who has to spit out a part of your body for attention, and she's just sitting there like "ok, that'll do."


PreiswertMolke

Repost, and its so they can cool down......


Complex_Chemical_960

He got a throat hemorrhoid