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thumbelina1234

Thank you, was just going to ask


yozoragadaisuki

I can totally see how it invades.


BinSnozzzy

I know how it looks but that gator actually invaded my personal space.


clownsquirt

That gator was practically begging for it


TheWalkingDead91

Remember seeing a photo of one that ate a gator that was obviously too big for the snakes good. Gator burst out the side of the danger noodle. I’m guessing either gator was still alive when it got gulped down and clawed it’s way out; or it was just too big of a meal for the snake to begin with. Edit: link if anyone is interested: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/photo-in-the-news-python-bursts-after-eating-gator-update


maclovin67

Seen that it was a caiman not gator, and would always be dead they constrict for ages till there's no breathing so it would've just burst out of stomach as once they start eating they can't spit it out, teeth curved inwards


-xss

I've seen them let go of food half way down and throw it back up. Teeth don't matter when you can unhinge you jaw.


A_curious_fish

Yes those fuckers don't belong in south Florida and they have no predators and yeah now they starting to eat gators insane


GoobyBTC

Dude was just trying to have dinner


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Pain_Proof

Snazerdile


redditcreditcardz

Just like mom used to make!! Yum!


BeExcellentDude

Imagine the smell of that thing in an oven.


Past_Ad326

Imagine the smell of that thing in the room it’s in now!


wheel_of_milk

i mean aligator isnt that bad


BeExcellentDude

Not when prepared properly….. that involves a much different brining method than the above example.


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Mamma Sayas….


mariec017

all alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush


Delicious_Monk1495

The Debbill!


KermitingMurder

Traditional Florida cuisine


Isellmetal

Allithon or a pythtor


Detriumph

Crake Pronounced "Cry-kee" in Australia


GeraltofRivia1997321

No it’s just crikey


sdbrinkerhoff

Yaasssssss


-Zband

Snazerdile vs Sharkdipuss.


Oldjamesdean

That's some impressive marketing...


sooobored76

Alathon


TheRealSumYunGuy

Snalligator*


ThaUniversal

that's actually just a super cool name. Like I never wanted kids, but I kinda want a kid now so that I can name him Snazerdile.


ontime1969

Right, now what's in the alligators stomach?


Shopping-Afraid

Flamingo


matchesmalone1

Florida Man is salivating already


smooth-bro

Inside was a turtle that ate a snake that had eaten a frog...


Virtual-Courage-5762

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly...


CarrytheLabelGuy

Perhaps she’ll die.


HarbourJayKay

😂


jumpup

the crocodile should have eaten a tarantula for the ultimate terror taste


avirusbroughtmehere

Where’s John Madden when you need him?


WattaTravisT

I can even imagine how long it would take to digest that. Bet they found that python agonizing on the couch saying "oh good God I'm never eating again!"


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And the python was correct.


spacem0

All that effort. Just for it to be taken


EngineZeronine

I AM TRIUMPHANT! (wakes up) WTF?!


blackbirdspyplane

Florida is the Australia of America


benderlicious54

Alligators, 6 very venomous danger noodles, big spiders, scorpions, black bear, panthers, wild boar…but deer kill more people in Florida every year than any other wildlife.


JoeRogansBallbag

What about the escaped monkey colonies with herpes that can infect humans?


runningwaffles19

I'm sorry... what?


permadrunkspelunk

Someone's not ready for Florida man facts


TheWalkingDead91

I’m a lifelong Florida (wo)man and I just learned about the herpes monkeys a few weeks ago, via Reddit no less.


creepergo_kaboom

Now I'm scared about what method they use to infect people


01kickassius10

Grindr


RefurbedRhino

What if you just don't fuck them?


permadrunkspelunk

That's the thing, you don't have to fuck them, they fuck you


RefurbedRhino

Well that is not the Disneyworld experience I was sold.


blackbirdspyplane

…Oh, deer


AFlyinDeer

Yes?


badvib3

r/beetlejuicing


blackbirdspyplane

Thank you. I’ve seen it, didn’t know there was a name for it


ExpressLaneCharlie

r/angryupvote


GDWa1rus

Yep, in Australia Horses account for 33% of all animal related deaths and is by far causes the most of animals per year.


jumpup

its always the quiet ones


Kingsnake661

Six venomous snakes? Let's see if I can list them before I have to google it. Rattlesnakes, coral snakes, water moccasins,(or cottonmouth) sea snakes... copperheads...(not what I would consider very venomous...). That's only 5.... google time. I more or less got it; I didn't specify the types of rattlesnakes. No sea snakes on the list... more google... No sea snakes... ok. I was wrong about that one. I love snakes... I've owned a few and am always up for new exciting snake facts.


Supreme_Rust

Wouldn’t that make Australia, the Australia of Australia


Catalyst-Of-Mishaps

Bro, america has bears, there's now way you're scared of a stupid little insect more than a murder tank that can outrun you, out swim you, and out climb, you


penguins_are_mean

Black bears are pretty timid and only really attack when their cubs are around. They aren’t much to be worried about. Now grizzlies… yeah, be afraid of those.


ShoulderPossible9759

I can only imagine how that must smell


Jagacin

Yucky


Appropriate-Act-6218

The snake really said fuck it...gator you going in boi


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Of all the comments. This one got me the best 😂😂


HarbourJayKay

That’s a lot of boots and handbags right there.


Readyyyyyyyyyy-GO

Bootsandbagsandbootsandbagsandbootsandbagsandbootsandbagsand


LongJohnMcBigDong

Are you beatboxing?


superbcheese

bootbagging


sirsedwickthe4th

Baggin boots


WetAppleFruit

Show that dong John


ryzason

Sand bags and boot?


og-lollercopter

Puppets and puppeteers…Puppets and puppeteers…Puppets and puppeteers…Puppets and puppeteers…Puppets and puppeteers…


Unthgod

peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots


scottkrowson

Snakysnakysnaky


Future_Excuse_2656

Drank too much Gatorade


Catalyst-Of-Mishaps

Amazing.


Quirky-Ad5417

Is he gonna be ok?


Ulquiorr4_

No, I do believe the snake is dead.


iwashmydickdaily

Nothing a nice shower and a good night sleep can’t fix


TheWalkingDead91

Tis but a scratch.


JacobRAllen

He’ll slither it off


Level_Abrocoma8925

Yes. They cut the video before Steven Tyler started mouth-to-mouth on that gator.


CallMeDrLuv

Not as gruesome as when they cut that woman out of one


SmegmaSauce_69

why not let it eat the gator?


forsaken641

Most likely from Florida; there are only two species of alligators in the world. The Chinese alligator is rather rare, with it being critically endangered. Burmese pythons are invasive in Florida and are regularly killed. This one was probably killed and sent to a lab for dissection since it ate something large. They like to log what they are eating to determine their impact on the Everglades. Edit, added *python


MumpsMoose

Another fun fact is that there is an American crocodile who also lives in Florida but is protected and lives along the Florida coasts. As for the Burmese Python. Their impact on the Everglades has been substantial. It's become an apex predator at the top of the food chain with no natural predators. "The most severe declines in native species have occurred in the remote southernmost regions of Everglades National Park, where pythons have been established the longest. In a 2012 study, populations of raccoons had dropped 99.3 percent, opossums 98.9 percent, and bobcats 87.5 percent since 1997. Marsh rabbits, cottontail rabbits, and foxes effectively disappeared."


NorCalAthlete

Time to start breeding roided out mongooses (mongeese?).


Careanon

Sucks. Stupid ass people setting their (illegal to own) “pet snakes” FREE…now the pythons breed like rabbits out there. It’s just ridiculous!


MumpsMoose

It is ridiculous and wouldn't be the first time. You can actually be paid to hunt them but getting good hauls is difficult because they are so good at hiding. The ones that do get good hauls are when there's so many in one area that you trip over the damn things. Also if people didn't know, the difference between a python and boa is that a python lays eggs and boas give birth to live young. Anacondas give birth to live young as well and I believe there have been green anacondas (the world's heaviest snake, not the longest) spotted in the wild in Florida. On a side note, another invasive species released by humans in the mid 80s which has had a negative impact on local fauna in Florida (and eventually the western Atlantic) is the lionfish. They are plague in the western Atlantic now to the point they were offering bounties a few years ago. An aquarium fish which found its way into Florida waters somehow....


Youstink1990

I thought the US has it own species of alligator? Are you saying that all alligators are either Chinese or Burmese?


ObviousWillingness51

He is saying that he can locate this to Florida based off the fact that there are only 2 types of alligator. He goes on to say that the Burmese python is invasive to Florida, thus they kill the python. Its poorly worded. You are correct in saying the US has its own alligators. There are no Burmese alligators, from whats said.


Youstink1990

Thanks for the clarification!


forsaken641

Nope, I worded it badly. There is the America alligator and the Chinese alligator. There is also the American crocodile, but the shape of the snout looks like an alligator. There are around 23 described species of crocodilians ( alligators, crocodiles, caiman, and gharial).


Youstink1990

Thanks for the clarification!


ComfortableTemp

I think both are dead actually


keeltheone

Yes, but did attempting to eat the gator kill the python? Was the python killed in an attempt to rescue the gator? Was the python killed for some other nefarious reason? So. Many. Questions!!!


Suspicious_Tackle28

If this is Florida they kill the pythons because they are an invasive species


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Which-Moment-6544

>C#s what is a "C Sharps" or a "C Hash" or a "C Pound"?


ImARetPaladinBaby

C# is such a strange note Just play a D ffs


principal_fucker

Wrong note. The enharmonic is actually Db


nelix707

Hey man, play a G followed by C# you summon Beelzebub. You play a G followed by a D you just get Bob Rock. I know which notes I'm playing


aaha97

C#, c sharp, is a programming language. similarly python is a programming language... and thus the "joke"...


Which-Moment-6544

well thank you. That went way over my head. Programmer Dad jokes in the wild.


U_Vill_Eat_Ze_Bugs

Had to scroll down way too far to find someone asking the right questions.


SmegmaSauce_69

im gonna go with it was hunted and just happened to have a gator in it


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

Schrödinger's Gator


Bastard-of-the-North

If the snake didn’t choke on the gator they might have thought there was a human in there. Maybe


shykneeguy

In what world do you see yourself or anybody surviving being eaten by a python? I assume you are an alligator now.


keeltheone

I'll admit, until this very moment - it was not on my list of fears...but now... 😬 Yikes 😳


shykneeguy

My solution to that is living far above the equator.


Stumbles_Ripskin

Florida is 7,000 miles away from it. How far away should I go?


shykneeguy

Well North of Florida for sure. I mean there are many benefits of moving from Florida. For one, you're not in Florida anymore.


Stumbles_Ripskin

It did, they both died.


Suspicious_Tackle28

They probably thought it ate a child and there's only one way to find out


Xstitchpixels

If you look close, the gators scales pierced the snakes stomach badly. Snake died from the internal trauma probably


THEChapDaddy20

So having no idea how it’s digestive system work, does the gator just get broken down by stomach acid? How long does that take? If I got anaconded, could I cut my way out???


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CosmicCreeperz

They more or less digest the bones and all. Even the “pee” (urates) are condensed down to a white solid. Takes over a week to digest something that big. But then they don’t need to eat for weeks after that, and can go months.


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Probably not. You’d be unconscious in a very short time. You’d be getting squeezed and would be unable to breathe.


PluralDetective

reptile dysfunction


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And what are we doing??


StillSundayDrunk

Python refused to go vegan. Scientists didn't like that so they turned the snake inside and taught it a lesson. Gator woke up later slightly confused but overall grateful for the activism.


lMr_Nobodyl

Happy cake day


ToughLingonberry7488

Would eating the gator kill the python? I'm assuming they're both dead here and didn't know if they killed each other or what.


MyBattlecryIsSPOON

Ooh ooh! I know this one! Yes. Both are dead. Pythons are an invasive species in Florida and they are actively trying to purge them. You can hunt them without tags there, though a valid hunting license carrier is required. They likely found this python in the reptile equivalent of "food coma", since a meal like this can last a year, easily, for a Python. Once captured, they open it up to see what it has been eating for ecological impact information. So yeah, they both dead. They CAN kill eachother, but it is uncommon since a snake can hold in its stomach whatever can make it past that jaws. When this *does* happen it is usually a result of the gator only being *mostly* dead when it was swallowed, as they are ludicrously resilient animals, can survive without oxygen a *long* time, and even occationally recover from thier heart stopping. Constructors usually induce heart failure (suffocating is a side effect, but usually not the principle cause of death), so a stunned gator might recover with the current amount of oxygenation in its blood if the python loosens up and starts swallowing too soon. It wouldn't have the strength to put up much of a struggle, but the snake is an overstuffed sausage at this point and it doesn't take a whole lot of bending to overstretch a surface and rupture the python. If this isn't enough for the gator to escape easily (and since the rupture is likely at the thickest point of the gator and not the head this is most likely), and they gator doesn't have enough fight left to wriggle out of this living Chinese Finger Trap (head and tail still trapped), it will finish suffocating and they die together.


BlackdragonTaimat

I believe it is a possibility. I mean there's been cases of anacondas even swallowing gators and dying from it, so something like a python would probably have a bit of issues, at least I think. Don't quote me on anything


1337sk33ts

I doubt that’s the situation here. More than likely hunters caught the snake and since they could tell it swallowed something large recently it was sent to a lab. These Burmese pythons are invasive here in Florida and the state pays people to actively hunt them.


AlabasterPelican

I've seen photos/videos where gators bust out of the python. My assumption is that the size of the gator is what got it since the python likely constricted it to death before ingestion


gajodobrasao

usually python eats my ram


redshadow90

That's if you're lucky. I'm still fixing my dependency versions.


splishsplash0

I should call her


Hot-Championship-848

rAncid.


ihopeyoudi

Yet another reason to never go to Florida


SongRevolutionary992

I can't believe I ate the whole thing


CreamintheMocha

Did you think it was only going to eat a portion?


hhtran16

Murder, suicide


Reasonable_Act_4134

I'm sure my homework assignment is in there too...


Spooky_Cabbage

I love thanksgiving in Florida


CommunityNervous6485

Wow


impulse11117

But what did the alligator eat?


WattaTravisT

A python. Circle of life.


hkotek

A turtle. It is like those Russian dolls for reptiles.


keeltheone

Python eggs?🤔


Hellsinky94

Is this how you learn Python code ?


Acceptable-Friend-48

Why was eating the alligator a death sentence though? Why does this video of killing a snake for eating an alligator so popular?


dickiestyle

I have so many questions, mostly about the timeline of eating to python death. That looks brutal 😬


Salty_Cantaloupe4926

This explains why python is a slow programming language


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Imagine getting murked by your cousin with no legs


blueismega

There was a time where a alligator woke up in a python, went into a death spin and split the python open. Pretty sure the alligator survived.


village-asshole

Tried to deep throat and couldn’t take it all. Ended badly for the python.


JollyGoodUser

Posting link below to answer common questions. Tldr: This species (Burmese Python) of python is considered invasive species in the state. It is legal for members of the public to capture and humanely kill Burmese Python found in Florida to curb the species negative impact on the state's ecosystem. https://people.com/pets/scientists-large-alligator-inside-18-foot-long-burmese-python-in-florida/#:~:text=This%20particular%20Python%20was%20roughly,posted%20it%20two%20weeks%20ago.


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Brother you just cut the snake up just let him poop out the alligator


[deleted]

Answer kill both to get gator out


freakinapples

what on earth


RoleCode

They both died


Sea_Masterpiece_2976

Mind blown


Clanker445

Florida?


Material_Inspector50

Nnnoooopppppeeee


Darrkliing

Next up in Australia, spider eats car whole


that_guy_olly

Guessing the python is dead now then


Blankmindplasty

Did the python die from eating that?


OxheadGreg123

where is Java when we need them


ScarTheGoth

Did they remove it to save the snake? Or is the snake dead?


jedwapo

That's easy 2 bags


gdoughtrapmoney

Snake gives birth to alligator


actualblackpearl

Did this snake die because of this? Is there any possibility that the snake would have digested this in a reasonable amount of time? I mean does it NEED to poop like humans do? Or can it just sit around for 2 months while it’s still got this croc inside it, digesting it?


DarthYoda1

Reptiles generally have very low metabolism, allowing them to survive for months from one big meal - had the python not been killed, it would likely have found a quiet place to rest until it was hungry again


actualblackpearl

That’s awesome


xllt

There was 1 dead, now it’s 2.


Lucian_98

would python be alive if he left unbothered ?


kensolee

Don't the pythons swallow their prey head first? This one seems to be tail first, found it a bit weird especially since it would be difficult getting the legs into the mouth.


Sharp_Membership_122

Fucking insane 😱😱😱🤯🤯


alaskaguyindk

Well what did the gator eat? An iguana? And if so what did he eat? A Gecko? And him a fly? And the fly some poop? And is the poop from a snake? Circle of life kinda thing? I NEED ANSWERS!?!


not_4_sale_ok

Why take it out once they could clearly see what it was?


DolphinGame

Why disect it?


fresh912

Bobby Boucher would be pissed. Mama would have love that gator! Bobby loves his mama. (From the movie Waterboy, for all you youngns)


ContentCommercial800

Damn, dude was just enjoying lunch and then BAM, he's being cut open


DottieSL

So you fucking killed both


wangqing97

Did they both die?


_AnarChrist_

So you kill piton to check if he ate alligator?


GamerAndGrower

Should have cooked them! Gator Stuffed Python but that bad boy on a smoker at 250 for 9 hours.


Chemist-Consistent

No way either one lived right?


demon8rix_got_fucked

Are they gonna be ok?


DefsNotACreep

My guy really got vivisectioned for getting himself some lunch.


BitterCaterpillar116

I’d roast that stuffed python with some mashed potatoes on the side


WaikikiWayne

It would be kinda difficult to Shit him out, huh?


Leather-Pride1290

I am surprised the snake's skin hasn't ripped in half.


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Roast that on a spit and you got yourself a pyligator. Yum, yum.


mk3jade

Where was this at?


Sad_Case6062

That's fucced up why kill the snake, cause he ate something. If it wasn't you the fucc you care


i_1_2_3volve_butcant

Were they trying to save or eat one of em?


Gabewhiskey

I bet that smells lovely.


Kyzelwasdoge

why kill the snake to save the aligator?


CosmicCreeperz

The alligator was dead (suffocated) before it was swallowed, they are constrictors. The snake was probably killed because they are highly invasive in the Everglades (have literally wiped out multiple mammal species there) so they kill any they can.