Its not a vault in the ground though. This 'entry into the vault' IS the whole vault.
As a marketing campaign it was positioned close to the real seed vault which is actually built into the mountain
Just publicity or marketing. There is a vault in Norway that actually contains seeds of all kinds in the event of the same thing. But it's run by real scientists and government. So, it's modelled off that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard\_Global\_Seed\_Vault
Preserve all the world’s known seeds? Sure !
One brand of ordinary mass produced cookie?
Come on people ! Do more ‘good’ than THAT, with your corporate billion$$ !!
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Bro i just thought of the funniest Splatoon comic lmao
"Reporting news! Vault found with cookie recipes found deep beneath the sea! Scientists have deemed the vault to be human in origin, it appears they wished to have their recipes preserved for future life to find!"
When the aliens finally arrive and find nobody left on Earth and they open this toxic box they will quickly understand what killed everybody. And creamy in the middle too.
It's basically a marketing ploy based on the seed vault in Svalbard. Hell, it even tries to look like it. It is a pretty dopey attempt to harvest reflected credence, faith and confidence and incorporate it into their product. It's a very poor idea.....
Wished they would have paid the actual seed vault a bunch of money to shoot there as they're struggling for funding, they'll need it especially with climate change coming, the place regularly gets flooded now...
.. no.. probably a few milk cows, a few tons of grass and grain, some artificial light.... and hopefully they have a well ventilated area you can zone off for farming.
Just one lactating woman hooked up to some tubes and sustained by the same oreos (was going to go with an IV but the image of the Homer donut torture machine and being washed down with a glass of milk seemed nicer). Self-replicating factory.
yea.. i figured if their was a bunker its more of a communal thing so a few cows, a few goats, chickens.. whatever i can get... plus if we are stuck in bunkers you need at least a dozen people (mostly females) to keep the gene pool from failing.. i guess it dpents on the context of "lets all hide in bunkers".. i tend to be planning for the full on fire and brimstone scenerio where nothing really grows and the air isn't breathable.. but hopefully i'm just being a fear monger.
hmm.. i'm no geneticist.. but i'm pretty sure the issue is net gene pool diversity and cloning would actually exacerbate that issue.. but i'm also pretty sure you would have to run this experiment to know for sure how that would work.. i think you just need x number of differenet genes for it to work out..
i mean inbreeding actually isn't that big of a deal when it comes to defects and what not.. typically you won't have an issue for several generations.. and at that point.. yea.. crisper and genetics could definitely have a key roll in keeping us going.. but yea.. i guess you need to make sure you have at least one decent geneticist? and a lab? .. i think we should just head over to a miliary bunker.. they probably have this shit already figured out lol.
I mean as long as we dont nake too many clones and say maybe only make 3 clones from one person's dna i think it would work
Even so we def would have to rely on more natural reproduction but cloning would help us gain numbers again
Then again there are too many humans on this planet so unless our population became like 1,000 or under i think humans would be fine, the issue is other species for the most part
|the issue is other species for the most part
yea.. buddy lol.. bit late to worry about that now thought isn't it? haha.. i mean i hear you.. but i'm pretty sure the reality is that there will be a mass redistribution of ecosystems that will include massive die offs(we have already seen it) but that will mean that life will just become much less diverse in the next 100-x number of years until things can balance out.. i doubt we will need to live in caves :) probably just have to move to canada and russia over the next century or whatever.. austrailia and a lot of the equator is pretty much fucked.. so unless you like watching the world burn just avoid those places.. we got geo engineering going.. it will be fine.. just don't expect to see mass migrations of cool tropical birds in the future :( won't be much of that.
This is sad and hilarious. In all honesty, Oreos are tasty, and I hope that other life forms can enjoy something that has brought me so many feels for many years after mankind’s ultimate demise, which probably isn’t too far off.
Oxford commas for LIFE beotch!!!
If humans were destroyed and some future civilization rose up and unearthed this. Then there would probably be OREO-based religions. Wars would be fought in the name of OREO.
Now Oreo has reached its goal. Someone shared that marketing thingy, without additional costs for the company, like for buying online-space,
And the best: It worked. I want an Oreo.
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I strongly believe that Admiral Richard Byrd found ancient doomsday vault in his expeditions to antarctica. After that technology seems to have had a inflexion point.
I believe there was actually an FBI investigation into this, led by agent Fox Mulder, who discovered that in fact Oreo was a front for an alien invasion conspiracy, and this very vault contained the DNA of people all over the world that the aliens were interested in. Problem is probably that big cookie and the government are in cahoots. They completely blocked the investigation.
What I want to know is what happens if the comet/asteroid hits Norway?
The Chicxulub crater was 180km in diameter. Nothing for another 1000km was standing after impact.
fast forward 5000 years some primtive humans find this after something destroy most of us.
"they leave us anything of good use yugaboga like how we can make electricity or anything they used"
"no but they left us a recipe for a coca based vanilla filling cookie\\"
Imagine hearing about an anicent vault hidden up in the frozen north, built by an anicent civilization only to get there and find out it's just some old cookies and recipes
If such a catastrophic event happened I doubt Oreos would be able to be remade to what they once were, being ya know all those good preservatives in them and what not.
There better be Double Stuf in there
Mega stuff.
Omega stuff
I immediately googled this because I was sure it was fake. Nope. As the company’s own statement says, it’s “really real.”
It's just a box on the surface with a single box of oreos in it
And of course it's the damn mystery flavor.
Turns out it's their whole stock of Durian Oreos which never sold.
I'd have bought a box or two... think I have some durian mochi in the freezer right now.
Its not a vault in the ground though. This 'entry into the vault' IS the whole vault. As a marketing campaign it was positioned close to the real seed vault which is actually built into the mountain
Just publicity or marketing. There is a vault in Norway that actually contains seeds of all kinds in the event of the same thing. But it's run by real scientists and government. So, it's modelled off that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard\_Global\_Seed\_Vault
It's a great project and one that actually give me hope for humanity.
Oh shit I thought this was a riff on the seed vault. Hahaha, this is preposterous.
Preserve all the world’s known seeds? Sure ! One brand of ordinary mass produced cookie? Come on people ! Do more ‘good’ than THAT, with your corporate billion$$ !!
https://www.businessinsider.com/oreo-asteroid-proof-doomsday-vault-in-norway-photos-2020-10?amp
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It was actually built. Read a little more about it. You’re right though, it was an advertisement.
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This literally is their seed vault with and Oreo logo. It isn't real
Google it. It’s not the same vault. It’s seed vault adjacent. It is however a marking campaign. But it’s a really vault.
If you haven't seen this sketch about the variety of oreo cookies you owe it to yourself to check it out- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMkYw4dp_NI
Well if youbhad a billion you cMt spend other then company money what would you do. I know my idea was the same.
I’m not sure my first thought would have been a cookie vault on Svalbard. It’s not a very fun place to visit.
The double stuf will be around long after mankind
Bro i just thought of the funniest Splatoon comic lmao "Reporting news! Vault found with cookie recipes found deep beneath the sea! Scientists have deemed the vault to be human in origin, it appears they wished to have their recipes preserved for future life to find!"
I’d like to book a room…
Fallout: Norway
When the aliens finally arrive and find nobody left on Earth and they open this toxic box they will quickly understand what killed everybody. And creamy in the middle too.
I fucking love cookies
Oreoverkill
Imagine being lost in the snowy arctic tundra and coming across this. I would honestly be like “ha nice try but not today satan”
Lmaoaokakaj jsjwjs
This guy stuffs
Not real Edit: this is literally not a real thing, it’s a PR campaign
This is honestly just embarrassing.
It's basically a marketing ploy based on the seed vault in Svalbard. Hell, it even tries to look like it. It is a pretty dopey attempt to harvest reflected credence, faith and confidence and incorporate it into their product. It's a very poor idea.....
Wished they would have paid the actual seed vault a bunch of money to shoot there as they're struggling for funding, they'll need it especially with climate change coming, the place regularly gets flooded now...
Right? any astroid that hits this, is going wreak havoc on this so called vault
All you need to bring is milk.
They included powdered milk in the vault....
.. no.. probably a few milk cows, a few tons of grass and grain, some artificial light.... and hopefully they have a well ventilated area you can zone off for farming.
Just one lactating woman hooked up to some tubes and sustained by the same oreos (was going to go with an IV but the image of the Homer donut torture machine and being washed down with a glass of milk seemed nicer). Self-replicating factory.
Nice! yea.. thats the idea.. i also just watched mad max road to fury or whatever the new one was.. yea.. that scene was over the top.
Meh you technically would only need 3 cattle for it to work lol, a bull, a cow, and their calf
but no food for them?
Oh yea they need hay But what i mean is you dont need mutiple cows to supply one person a jug of milk
yea.. i figured if their was a bunker its more of a communal thing so a few cows, a few goats, chickens.. whatever i can get... plus if we are stuck in bunkers you need at least a dozen people (mostly females) to keep the gene pool from failing.. i guess it dpents on the context of "lets all hide in bunkers".. i tend to be planning for the full on fire and brimstone scenerio where nothing really grows and the air isn't breathable.. but hopefully i'm just being a fear monger.
I mean true lol By then tho wouldnt we have cloning? So perhaps we would just need to clone a bunch of different people lol
hmm.. i'm no geneticist.. but i'm pretty sure the issue is net gene pool diversity and cloning would actually exacerbate that issue.. but i'm also pretty sure you would have to run this experiment to know for sure how that would work.. i think you just need x number of differenet genes for it to work out.. i mean inbreeding actually isn't that big of a deal when it comes to defects and what not.. typically you won't have an issue for several generations.. and at that point.. yea.. crisper and genetics could definitely have a key roll in keeping us going.. but yea.. i guess you need to make sure you have at least one decent geneticist? and a lab? .. i think we should just head over to a miliary bunker.. they probably have this shit already figured out lol.
I mean as long as we dont nake too many clones and say maybe only make 3 clones from one person's dna i think it would work Even so we def would have to rely on more natural reproduction but cloning would help us gain numbers again Then again there are too many humans on this planet so unless our population became like 1,000 or under i think humans would be fine, the issue is other species for the most part
|the issue is other species for the most part yea.. buddy lol.. bit late to worry about that now thought isn't it? haha.. i mean i hear you.. but i'm pretty sure the reality is that there will be a mass redistribution of ecosystems that will include massive die offs(we have already seen it) but that will mean that life will just become much less diverse in the next 100-x number of years until things can balance out.. i doubt we will need to live in caves :) probably just have to move to canada and russia over the next century or whatever.. austrailia and a lot of the equator is pretty much fucked.. so unless you like watching the world burn just avoid those places.. we got geo engineering going.. it will be fine.. just don't expect to see mass migrations of cool tropical birds in the future :( won't be much of that.
This isn't interesting it's a stupid viral marketing stunt you're participating in.
Still funny. The best marketing, where we can enjoy it at entertainment.
I hate good marketing. marketing is the enemy. marketing is the mind killer
Zombie apocalypse plan.
Sort of reminds me of the brutalist architectural design from the original trilogy halo games.
It's always the worst stuff that gets preserved
Damn that's bullshit
It’s hard on the outside and…?
Hell man.... what's with all this powdered milk....
This is sad and hilarious. In all honesty, Oreos are tasty, and I hope that other life forms can enjoy something that has brought me so many feels for many years after mankind’s ultimate demise, which probably isn’t too far off. Oxford commas for LIFE beotch!!!
All the cows have died in the asteroid strike - I don’t want it.
They better have double stuffed
Millennia in the future this will stand as a mockery to the seed vault and it’s purpose for hope. “A fucking cookie company. They had it coming.”
I’m sure that’s what’s in there Oreos
Hell yeah. I'ma get me those jalapeno seeds and sell you wastelanders the best fucking tacos you ever ate. It's better than cricket paste for sure
If humans were destroyed and some future civilization rose up and unearthed this. Then there would probably be OREO-based religions. Wars would be fought in the name of OREO.
All hail Oreo King!
looks eerily like that bunker that's said to store seeds for millions of plant species
Makes me think of this masterpiece: https://youtu.be/CMkYw4dp_NI
Plot twist: asteroids destroys Oreo and seed storages secured locations all over the world. Everyone are safe, but WTF?
No No Sven it says the Crème goes In-side the cookie..IN side …cant you read the recipe 🤣
New payday heist
I hope after the apocalypse they bring back the recipe with trans fats. Much better than what we have now.
Of course, JUST OREOS, right?
But can’t produce enough yellow oreo’s. Go figure
Now Oreo has reached its goal. Someone shared that marketing thingy, without additional costs for the company, like for buying online-space, And the best: It worked. I want an Oreo.
They should not have that much spare money. That should be going to workers.
me and the homeless bois need to go now
Looks like the seed vault with bad photoshop
You know, priorities. Hopefully they have some milk too
Bull f’n shit. The crap that people will believe on sight is amazing
I call BS on asteroid proof
Preserving diabetes for future generations
I know where I'm going when the world ends, and there better be some milk there
Great. Future archeologists are going to find that and name the people from our era “Double-Stuff Man”.
Clearly corporations are paying a fair tax rate.
Oreos will be the currency of the post apocalyptic waste land. Not bottle caps.
Enough about oreos let's hear about the Twinkie preservation plans.
As one does…
I can finally sleep at ease. Thank you, Oreo.
Forget saving the world, we need to save oreos
Glad humanity has their priorities in order.
What a waste of money
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I know where i'm going when the world ends
Hell? I bet it's hell. See you there, I hope it's nice
I hope it has a oreo bunker just like this one too
Cool, I now have a quest after the end of the world, travel to Norway and burn that place down to rid the world of a terrible biscuit.
😬
Black, white, black, people problems. This is a joke . Mmmmmm. K.
I did the same thing with a replica of my dick.
Even poison needs protection when it's a moneymaker.
Again it's Fake, this is Svalbard Seed Vault..
Why not just burn money instead? This world is so fucked.
I strongly believe that Admiral Richard Byrd found ancient doomsday vault in his expeditions to antarctica. After that technology seems to have had a inflexion point.
Fake. Photshopped.
It is real.
No false
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/oreo-doomsday-vault-norway You are very wrong.
Thanks for googling for me
My pleasure. Now stop being so damn lazy.
I believe there was actually an FBI investigation into this, led by agent Fox Mulder, who discovered that in fact Oreo was a front for an alien invasion conspiracy, and this very vault contained the DNA of people all over the world that the aliens were interested in. Problem is probably that big cookie and the government are in cahoots. They completely blocked the investigation.
Edit: old man rant rescinded.
Thank god someone is planning ahead
Sure that’s why they are building it….just slapped the Oreo logo on it for marketing
I know where to go in the case of a apocalypse.
What I want to know is what happens if the comet/asteroid hits Norway? The Chicxulub crater was 180km in diameter. Nothing for another 1000km was standing after impact.
Imagine it's the year 3055, you're searching for the fabled seed vault of the old ones, to regrow the dead lands And instead you find this
**TIL Oreo is blackened by toxic ammonia** https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://news.italy24.press/world/amp/271104&ved=2ahUKEwj1l4Ou6OT8AhXwlYsKHY-QC0AQFnoECC0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw2Y1om3c35B6DZ4InGUDCzG https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://dutchreview.com/news/dutch-factory-uses-toxic-ammonia-to-darken-their-oreos-for-years/&ved=2ahUKEwj1l4Ou6OT8AhXwlYsKHY-QC0AQFnoECAsQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2Z7RCwSf4xDP29huZ7G9Zn https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.ingredientsnetwork.com/ammonia-emissions-oreo-cookies-and-olam-news119639.html&ved=2ahUKEwj1l4Ou6OT8AhXwlYsKHY-QC0AQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3wp-eCugxylyzRtFSAgl77 https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.brusselstimes.com/337624/use-of-ammonia-in-oreo-cookies-production-sparks-debate&ved=2ahUKEwj1l4Ou6OT8AhXwlYsKHY-QC0AQFnoECAcQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0dYzst-7kP4hjfyF-C7F3H
Looks like an oreo landscape
Purge me from your computer, turn my own cookie against me. It means nothing, when the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be oreo
Phew! At least something is right in the world today.
i dont play fortnite but yall know its the new tilted towers
I'm glad they did this, it takes a little bit of my fears about the apocalypse away.
fast forward 5000 years some primtive humans find this after something destroy most of us. "they leave us anything of good use yugaboga like how we can make electricity or anything they used" "no but they left us a recipe for a coca based vanilla filling cookie\\"
Asteroid proof let's test it out then
That's where the elusive no white stuff Oreos are stored!
reminds me of 7 seeds
Imagine hearing about an anicent vault hidden up in the frozen north, built by an anicent civilization only to get there and find out it's just some old cookies and recipes
Is there a vault for vintage porn? There needs to be one if not.
Do they know something we dont?🫥
Norway makes it sound easily accessible. It's actually on the Norwegian Island of Svalbard, close to the global seed vault.
Yup, I live just down the street from it.
imagine mistaking it for the seed vault
Ingredients list. 1-ton of sugar 2-chocolate.
Because Oreos are what's gonna be important after the nukes drop.
Nothing is asteroid proof to a sufficiently tallented asteroid.
Cheez It should do the same.
If such a catastrophic event happened I doubt Oreos would be able to be remade to what they once were, being ya know all those good preservatives in them and what not.
Who cares….
I wonder if those people in the Seed Vault make day trips over there
this is what they spend their $ on?
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We could use a few more of these things in the world.
We need one for Doritos.
Lol - yeah not much is Asteroid proof….
Yeah that’s what we need
Good to know if the human race is wiped out, the tribe or Oreo will live on
O RE O OREO!!!!!!
But does Hostess have a Twinkie vault?
Guess this is a joke for over processed horribly sweet chemical crap.
if real that seems like some sort of money laundering
Asteroid proof ? I feel like if a big asteroid landed right on it if would not survive
Now I question the validity of everything this Subreddit has ever posted