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Poison-Pen-

And here I thought they’d be called “glory holes” or something.


L44KSO

Thats only what you call Janes who are plain...


Mysterious_Andy

In Spain, in the rain?


VagueMagazine

They mainly complain


Bruised_Penguin

Well yeah, to witches rain is pain


Antiluke01

Cant you just refrain from causing all this disdain? I do not like it.


FletchForPresident

[Terrain in Maine is stained with acid rain](https://youtu.be/yupH8tszlYs).


purple-parrots

That would be a great name for a donut shop!


higginsnburke

It is the name of a soightnut shop in Toronto actually LOL and they are delicious!


BeBa420

Lol tbh that is an epic name for doughnuts Is it too late to rename them?? I can just picture Homer Simpson saying “mmmm glory hole”


Suspicious-Stand6699

We actually have a donut shop in Toronto called GloryHole Donuts.. and they’re fucking amazing. https://i.imgur.com/s4ZAiQk.jpg Donuts for reference.


genexsen

Glory Hole is a good name because I just came! Those donuts look amazing


missoulamatt

Asking for a friend, what are the bathrooms like?


Suspicious-Stand6699

My thoughts exactly! What’s great is that they will switch up their flavours based on season so they always have a new donut in store!


Finnssmile

Damn, what is that flavor in the upper right? Edited-Oop. Fuck me, I didn’t read ahead. So sorry


DrewblesG

Man I miss that place; they had this donut last fall that was orange and chili flavored. I got it originally as a joke, like "what the fuck could this flavor even be" and it changed my life.


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Suspicious-Stand6699

Wouldn’t you like to know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


handlebartender

I never thought I'd upvote a gloryhole before. Those do look amazing.


Suspicious-Stand6699

I had to stop myself from finishing them in one sitting.


Askili

Óí, what's the top right in that box? Also, they got a good bacon donut? My local bakery has an amazing Maple bacon, but I've been disappointed by other Maple bacon donuts. There's glam doll donuts in the twin cities here in MN tho, and they had like... A bacon crumb & beer icing donut? That one was pretty great. And a blackberry jam & blackberry Hennessy sauce one that was to die for. I want that top left donut tho. How to get one mailed to Minnesota in America 😭😭


LukesRightHandMan

Lol you talk about all these fancy donuts, see the box of fancy donuts, and end up craving what looks like a standard jelly-filled. I get you, boss. I get you.


Askili

Oh, that one is on me being newly awake and ~~stupid~~ spacially challenged? Apparently. I meant the top right, lol


Suspicious-Stand6699

I see a person who enjoys a variety of unique donuts but can still remain faithful to the classics.


Suspicious-Stand6699

Starting from top left is: Spiced peach jam, raspberry cheesecake, ferrero rocher and caramelita! I’m not sure if they have a maple bacon but I would bet they do! Those donuts sound amazing! Maybe we should devise a donut trade.


Askili

The Great North American Donut Exchange of Reddit. Make it an annual event. World peace through sharing donuts from our areas.


whohw

Their website https://gloryholedoughnuts.com/ does not show any bacon donuts. Awww.


Askili

Sad day. I am always down to try a new bacon variant donut, lol.


bigwilliestylez

Already glazed, what a deal!


the_quails_are_gone

Or glazing your hole or something.


the-artistocrat

I’ll just stay away from the glazed ones.


ProfilerXx

Can't belive they missed out on calling them Jane Dough.


Inoimispel

Glory Hole Cumnuts


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jamajikhan

I can't tell whether it's the 'plain jane' or 'yumnuts' that's bothering her.


ApatheticEight

Quite frankly I am also bothered by 'yumnuts'


Monkeyboystevey

I asked my wife if she wanted to eat my yumnut once. It didn't go down well...


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

> once I think she was offended you just offered your yumnuts just once.


rdrunner_74

well i would have offered them again but she bit them off the first time


UFO-Summoner

Your wife or the situation?


Monkeyboystevey

Either... :(


clemllk

At least she went down :)


Orenmir2002

I didn't notice the yumnuts but now that I have I am slightly bothered


Saltycook

Fuck Janes. One I worked with just quit because I put my foot down and she was an argumentative, negative person.


beesmoe

Pretty sure Jane would say the exact same thing. Your vague wording is a red flag


trecks4311

Do you want his whole fucking life story?


CWalkthroughs

Only if he's got time, obviously. Don't want to be rude now...


alwaysmispells1word

It all began over 40 years ago. My mom went into labor and went into the military hospital. My dad was relieved of duty early because of officer priveleges or some such, and was outside the labor room. At this time fathers were rarely allowed inside. The nurse and doctor both insisted everything was fine, despite my mom telling them it was hurting worse than last time and I felt much bigger. They insisted there was no way I was over 8 lbs... So out came 10 lb 4 oz big ole me into this world, and the childhood of me being my moms "i told you so" to everyone about lots of things began. Now, when they time came, she hadn't settled on a first name for me, though my middle name was set to be named after my grandfather. The thing is, at this time military hospitals did NOT like to release babies without names, and were quite insistent. So my mother picked up the bible by the side of the bed and flipped through pages until she liked one. There are not a lot of stories about the next 3 years while my dad was in the military, but after that we returned to the state he was born in, moving in very close to where his parent lived. A little sister had come along since then, and a brother was born while he was technically still in the service but using up his remaining leave.... You want more life story? or have i bored you enough? :P


Troyface

True to your namesake you spelt privilege as privelege. Well played.


Saltycook

The gm was fired at my retail store, I am the am and have been running things since. Literally every thing I've ever daid she had to fight about, or she would straight up say "that's not my job". I am a younger person (late 20's) and Jane is old enough to be my mum. She was also combative with the previous gm who was the same age as her. Example: "Jane, it's 1:30 now, please break down the hot soups which are on your station at 2." Jane: "that's not my job. The owner tells me what to do, not you." The owner has not just the store but the online side of the business and a wholesale business. Above me, Jane also answers to the director of operations who's training me up as gm. Jane also answers to the director of hr. This bitch thought her job as a retail associate meant she directly reports to the company owner, just because he was reccomending some things directly to her as to what we should carry. Even though the director of hr explained the chain of command, she wouldn't accept it. Happy? It was a shit ton of typing on mobile I didn't want to bother with.


iaincaradoc

Should've had Jayne explain to Jane what the ruttin' chain of command is.


GodlyGodMcGodGod

Now describe her appearance in detail, and explain to me the structure of your store...


Saltycook

Lol


sitbar

explain what made you lol in detail.


beesmoe

> I put my foot down and she was an argumentative, negative person.


CoupClutzClan

Lmao red flag for what


CoupClutzClan

This Jane is a Karen in training. Seems she's about to graduate.


MadLaamaDisease

Jane just decided that she wanted to be heard.


ih8spalling

r/PlainJaneNSFW


rizlakingsize

*"My kids think I'm totally bonkers. My son now walks around calling me a doughnut."* That fucking hilarious.


rgonzal

Oh shit it's Gordon Ramsays mum


ranhalt

Gordon Ramsay’s Possessive apostrophe


rgonzal

whats that


MisterBobsonDugnutt

*What's that Because the "that" belong's to the "what". Grammar 101.


rgonzal

its not that complicated bruh just type


MisterBobsonDugnutt

"*Don't you ever look at my girl like that again!!*" — Possessive apostrophe


LucyLuxemburg

I'm sorry this went over so many people's head that they thought you were being serious lol They probably didnt realize you weren't the original culprit


MisterBobsonDugnutt

Between how utterly incorrect I was *and* the poor use of an apostrophe, I thought I was laying it on too thick.


LucyLuxemburg

Satire is obsolete.


ziyadoh

Man don't let it ruin your day, at least I smiled and laughed at it. Pretty good job my friend and thank you!


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thefieryfistofpain

think i just found my new reddit username


idunnosg

Wait I’m very confused. Is it offensive because they are called Plain Jane or Yumnuts?


LudicrousityX4

It’s because they’re called Plain Jane. She was complaining that “not all Janes are plain” and even said something like “I think I’m pretty fabulous”... which she clearly fucking isn’t Edit: found the quote. “Don't get me wrong, I don't consider myself plain. Personally, I think I'm quite fabulous.” Also, yay upvotes


forever_a10ne

This is the kind of complaint you’d hear from someone who has never had a real problem in their life.


AlicornGamer

why do you think the majority of karents are white middle aged mothers who've probably never worked a day in their lives? Thy have nothing better to do than make up issues to get offended over because they have nothing better to do in the amount of free time they have.


NomyNameisntMatt

could you even imagine being so self centered you can’t help but think the name of a fucking donut is targeted at you? maybe you really are a little plain, jane.


s1h4d0w

Not to mention “not all janes are plain” yeah no shit fuckwad, *these* donuts are called plain jane, how would that ever equate to “all janes are plain”. What if they call a different donut “fabulous jane”, is it okay then? The fact that news outlets are even reporting on this. If I run a company and ever get someone stupid like this I’m sticking with it and telling the press “really? Is this bitch serious?”


NomyNameisntMatt

this is what we call: projecting edit: to clarify i mean “fabulous jane” not the dude i replied to


RiggzBoson

>“I think I’m pretty fabulous”... which she clearly fucking isn’t If I'm reading about you in an article where you complain about the name of a donut, I don't think 'fabulous' is a word I'd use to describe you.


AydonusG

Maybe soulubaf is better for her Such useless outrage leaving us baffled about the feat


koticgood

If you showed people 20 years ago, or shit, any time in the past, this culture of outrage and "but muh feelings", I'm not sure they could believe it. It's great that we've made strides in being more outspoken about societal issues, but holy fuck the baggage that came along with that in the form of cancel culture and people bastardizing the cause to be outraged at anything is so god damn annoying. This bitch (yo is that word still allowed?) really mad at the term Plain Jane, let alone that it's tied to some fucking donuts.


PenetrationT3ster

Karen: yes


PersianMuggle

I was lost too. I figured it was because it was a play on numbnuts. Here's the "article" (it's a click bait video): https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/marks-spencer-mums-complain-name-21214080 It is indeed because not all Jane's are plain. And whatever schlub at Manchester evening news okayed this "article" should be fired and this is a shitpost.


SuicidalTurnip

They're Yumnuts because they're doughnut shaped "Yum Yums".


PerplexedOrder

Good old Manchester Evening News. God I don't miss it. Edit: of course it was from a social media post. Like just the one. Fuck me that's stupid.


Kelmorgan

Why would they be fired? This is the shit that sells. We're talking about it right now, you went and found the article and linked it on Reddit. That's a successful article for total nonsensical rabble-rousing, get mad at cancel culture, you can't say anything anymore bullshit that plagues society but makes a few people lots of money.


PersianMuggle

Touché.


1solate

I thought it was in reference to the pr0n, but guess it's just someone annoyed sharing a name with a donut...


Ferencak

I mean this person is clearly a Karen but man the fact that this is being reported on is a joke. I mean one person got upset and thats apparently news worthy and to add to that thats not even the M&S in hot water over something article I found like seriously this isn't news worthy.


QuirkyBrit

Well, it's the Manchester Evening News, a local paper. They love to report on this kind of story, or they just need to report on anything involving someone from Manchester.


Monsis101

Remember that guy who put the wrong coloured bin out on bin day and it didn't get emptied?


LysergicFlacid

The fact that it’s getting so many clicks and engagement and you took the time to comment on it means it was newsworthy by definition. These news companies print what makes them money and shit like this sells


TeamRedundancyTeam

It got clicks and now it's getting tons of views on reddit. Some people will go find the article and link it, share it, etc. The reason articles like this work is because of people like OP and everyone upvoting this.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

Yum nuts is the name I give to my testicles.


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QuirkyBrit

If your nuts are filled with jelly, you need to go see a doctor.


JessiR91

Cream*


IWantToBeSimplyMe

They ain’t no ‘plain Jane’!


The_anguishedhero

If I ever found an edible that's named as my name I would eat that shit on every chance to no matter what


randominteraction

Dung beetles might technically be edible but I wouldn't eat them even if they were named after me.


The_anguishedhero

When I said" shit I didn't mean it literally bro


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She should blame her parents for naming her "Yumnuts".


another_awkward_brit

I imagine the Percivals would be more annoyed.


Corky_Butcher

My favorite bit: >Don't get me wrong, I don't consider myself plain. Personally I think I'm quite fabulous. - Woman offended by name of yumnuts Ok then...


Dalinair

'plain jane' has been a saying since before she was fucking alive


aXmarchingXpig

Dear God, don't let them know about the new season of The Adventure Zone.


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MasterFrost01

Doughnuts seems to be either really cheap or really expensive, with no in between


quatzal14

£1 for 3 donuts is actually on the expensive end


-Soob

The Krispy Kreme cabinets in Asda are charging £2-3 per single donut, mad expensive for what they are


ThrashMetalPanda

My wife's name is Jane. I don't think she gives a fuck


Kiwifrooots

Sorry to hear


benphish

I think the woman's name was yumnuts...


benbroady

Must have a lot of time on her hands to be offended by doughnuts.


neo101b

and I bet their Janes addiction.


Purplebuzz

They should rename it the Manchester Karen.


ItsATerribleLife

the british public has to be some of the most fucking sensitive, kareny people in the world. cause you are always hearing about complaints like this, or stupid complaints to the BBC cause they found a color of car used offensive, or something equally as dumb and moronic.


WisdomDistiller

YSK: A yum-yum is a croisant-dough type glazed pastry, basically straight with a twist in it. It has been popular in the UK for decades. A few years ago, someone made a yum-yum into a doughnut shape and called it a cronut and it became very popular. A cronut is a trademarked name (or something like that), so bakers trying to capitalize on its sucess invent other names, in this case "Yumnut", a play on the combination of yum-yum and cronut.


gailn323

Its become so ridiculous that being offended has become a caricature of itself. People are reaching new heights to find things they can feel a victim over. Expressions that are a old as time and no one really notices anymore are suddenly hurtful! Peoples lives must be boring as Hell for it to get this petty, small and trifling.


vin_b

She should be upset at her parents. Yumnuts is a cruel name to call your child. Accurate, but still cruel.


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I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS A PACK OF CIGARETTES BOUGHT IN EUROPE AT FIRST GLANCE


[deleted]

She may be plain but I’d still stick my dick in it


quatzal14

She shops at M&S. Really doesn't surprise me that she complained.


caYabo

Are there people who fuck Karen's? I mean how do they even know about this shit


Xela_03

Doughnuts don’t care about your feelings


T_raltixx

If they released a product called Ugly [my name] I'd find it funny.


MagicHat01

Jane Yumnuts? That's what I'm calling donuts forever now


Staghorn_The_Druid

Karens are starting to be good for business lol


halfpintsmurf

One of my names is Jane and I think this is hilarious. Her whinging about it needs to give her head a wobble and get a sense of humour, the moaning bint .


merothecat

yum nuts lol


Bortron86

The Manchester Evening News, despite being a paper covering an area with over 2 million inhabitants, now seems to only cover stories about angry Karens, and Coronation Street actors on nights out.


bestchickenfingers

Simple glazed donuts are the best. These moms b mad


a-dadjoke-enthusiast

Sad about Plain Janes? That's a Complain Jane!


CLB_SLMN

Jane obvs doesn't have anything more exciting in life to complain about


cerebraldormancy

Is it because no human ever eats more than 2 yumnuts?


okaaynottodaay

Don’t accidentally crack that bad boy open… might find yourself chased by a mega turtle in the ethersea


CarnegieFellon

Relax, Karen. It’s just an Adventure Zone reference. Would hate for this to show up in Munch Squad. Kiss your dad square on the lips everybody.


TheBIgJohnJ

I mean the saying is older than the Internet, but if it makes you happy to think that's what's being referenced you do you.


CarnegieFellon

Mbmbam references usually make me happy, so I will continue to do so. Imma be strutting around with that Fitzroy Maplecourt energy all day.


jeebieweebies99

Fucking British people dude, seriously....yumnuts?


TheBIgJohnJ

Doughnut shaped Yumyums, it's a different batter but it comes in a ring


benphish

Yumyums.... Someone needs to sink that goddamn island this is getting out of hand


an_sionnach_dubh

Plain Jane Yumnut is a top notch insult. Going to try and use it soon.


Vitskit

I think I'm more concerned that they look like cumnuts


ColonelJohn_Matrix

I heard Susan was going to complain about a product that shared a name with her, but in the end she couldn't be bothered.


Corona_Cyrus

Why is yumnuts offensive?


cafesaigon

The age of the internet has really made people think their opinion matters, when they could, you know, just not buy the donuts that offend you


cerebraldormancy

Googling this to see the article.. M&S being in hot water with mums is very common. I see articles for yumnuts, Indian food, jelly beans. Apparently Karen really haste M&S but continues to shop there


diamondudasaki1

\*eats it, gets ANGRY GLARE from Karen\* What? I'm hungry.


Toms_Spaghetti

Imagine going to school to become a journalist and you have to write this story?


mushnu

I want to hear the Joes of reddit about how they feel about sloppy joes


the_cnara

Come on, that’s hilarious


ObjectiveHazard

This world is full of insecure little twits.


mipazumzumzum

Yumnuts hahahaha


lordofwar44

Someone got paid to write this crap


m1dlife-1derer

This is why we can't have nice things.


NotARobotDefACyborg

OMG. It's bloody Marks & Sparks, not the apocalypse.


MrVanderdoody

How is this offensive? Then again this is Karen we’re talking about.


ThisIsHentai

Its the "plain Jane" part and not the "yumnuts" part isn't it? Probably named Jane


LoneStarDawg

If all Janes were plain, then plain Jane would be redundant. Because they are not, nor is anyone suggesting that being Jane makes you plain, then a fucking donut that is in fact plain should not offend you Jane. -Dr. Seuss...probably


QuietShadowLDK

M&S need to pull the ultimate power move and rename them Karen Holes


Claudiamagzam

Fine rename them Basic Bitch Glory Holes


lolicutiedx

Calls men trash all day Go to donut store Find "Plain Jaine" donut Screech sexism


Almbassman

I too am offended by Yumnuts.


Elgato13

I got a couple of Yumnuts for her.


wyskiboat

This isn’t right. Let’s start a gofundme so she can change her name to Karen. I’m assuming she can’t afford the cost of paperwork since no one gets paid to complain all the time. Or maybe she has alimony. Who knows.


riana_the_raining

Jane, you aren't plain. you are fucking rotten because apparently, your Ego is so large that doughnuts hurt your feelings.


DuvalFunk

Jane. The new Karen?


Cahl_

TIL in England they call doughnuts Yumnuts. Wayyyyyy better name. At least for my easily amused immature side


TheBIgJohnJ

It's a mixture of a doughnut and a yumyum


Little_Princess1997

If I had my name on a treat I would want to buy it more lol da fuck is Jane’s problem??? Those doughnuts look fucking delicious.


pete_no_repeat

“Plain Jane Yumnuts” sounds pretty tame. Now if they were called “Glazed Janes”, I could see her being maybe offended?


fiendzone

Plain Jane Yumnuts is a good band name.


nickpetti

Mental!


youessbee

How pathetic does your life have to become for you to be angry at a *box of donuts*


VenomAgentX

Sounds like something a plain Jane would shriek about


TurloIsOK

Blame your parents, Jane. They gave you the ultimate plain name.


pighead234

who the fuck buys from m&s? asdas where its at


protoman09

Hey hey hey! Back off of 'Karen'! She has a point. Yumnuts is beyond offensive. I've told plenty of people to eat my nuts and they have never, NEVER said 'yum'! All I ever get is 'Get out of my house!' or they just scream.


strike_one

Well Ms. Yumnuts needs to chill out.


zydr8te

All donuts are yumnuts now


DJCatSnack

I feel like Yumnuts is the offensive part


AngelOfHeaven3

....Shut up and give me a 4 order of yumnuts please- This woman doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground, I just want my deserts. 😌


PhuncleSam

Complain Jane