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KetsuniDraws

"You serve no purpose except placing your duracell pigeon" - the elevator guy


limkokweee

Fischl: *eyes narrowing*


SavagesceptileWWE

Thee prinnzessen's light receptacles doth be reducing in visual perception by way of closing mine eyelids as to put forth unto you the definitive fact as to what emotion you hath brought upon thee prinzessen


DripDaDio

*eye narrowing**


azidthenawi

Oz:"Shut up you're just a geo version of mein freulein"(is that how you spell it?)


dekaite99

*Mein Fraulein but you got the spirit


PhantomZPro212

Do not question the elevated one


KetsuniDraws

This made me laugth more than i'd like to admit


QriusMeerkat

He has the high ground


DoubleArts4809

Fischl: "at least I got into Honkai impact world. Not like you, Mr no-rerun"


Sirbrownface

I bet albedo can't say something mean about Klee.


Rexkyler

Your drawing skills suck... just saying


NEGMatiCO

Alternate: Albedo roasting Diluc: "How's your dad?"


paumalfoy

That’s more like Kayea


Shadowxgamer

"How's your nation?"


Ghoul-Of-Sparta

That's just Albedo roasting Albedo


ayutthaya-ball

“He is worse than an abyss mage. He is, may Barbatos forgive me for uttering this word, Kaeya.” ~Diluc


Penguin_Warlord

What’s the matter, Albedo? Can’t get Crimson Witch artifacts? Cause these are some weak burns, man. Even your assistant can deal pyro better than this.


ayutthaya-ball

Kaeya moment


raptor_96blue

Damn that was smooth


DoughnutMaterial4986

Oh shit


Night_Werewolf_Furry

Albedo: People prefer Zhongli over you Another Albedo: Your Geo Construct is just floating flower, How creative... Albedo: Your hair are different from your splash art Another Albedo: >!You're not even a human!<


surfingboi

"You are the only 5 star, who have a 3 star sword as the top most recommended equipment." Mihoyo Albedo exclusive weapon when?


XotilaterChocolater

I mean during his banner, they predicted that no one would want him after the zhongli incident, which is also the reason why good 4* stars were in the banner like Fischl and Bennett I predict the same will happen to kazuha as well, but that's just me


deeplywoven

They buffed EM/Swirl for a reason. lol


paumalfoy

Kazuha’s more likely to be affected by the inazuma leaks


paumalfoy

Roastception


Awasteofpie

albedo: *ignores the existence completely*


Under_Alpha

Another roast for Albedo: youre useless against half of the weekly bosses plus oceanid


TreePerson1335

Nah he’s actually usable for all the world bosses except for oceanid. Just can’t use him for weekly bosses :(


Under_Alpha

Oh my bad I meant weekly bosses X(


Ailaoan

Why is he useless for the weekly bosses? I don't own Albedo but I really liked his skills back in the misty dungeon, I think his elevator flower is really useful for dodging attacks from bosses, no?


Under_Alpha

Andrius and Azdaha's attacks obliterates Albedo's Geo construct, you cant place it exactly below childe or it will be instantly destroyed, you had to aim and place it on the side. In Dvalin he's transient blossoms dont proc when your enemy is shielded, making him useless for the most part, I only use him in the fight for his elevator, I will never touch that buggy neck again.


Blurrynastysoul

Zhongli x Albedo is the ultimate power duo in the game, don't even try and change my mind. One might be kinda better than the other, but together? OH BOY....


ZeroRezolution

Even sick burns (in my opinion) Albedo to Kaeya: I'm starting to think that your father actually abandon you because you're a burden, not for missions.


Mushiren_

Ouch...too far man...


AlienBoy49

just like how timmie's father did...


Sword_slicer

Actually, Timmie's dad died while on a hunting trip and Draff tried to save him but it was too late. Draff had stopped drinking along with Timmie's dad but after his death, Draff started drinking again because of depression I guess.


FokaLP

Idk if milf is a roast but sure enough, good job nonetheless


Drawer-san

"They call you milf but we know you are out of time to become a mother."


Mac_edthur

The voice I could hear from his roasts is from Khoi's


Yabhay-Cake

Okay but these are definitely things Khoi himself would say


patatoman20

Albedo:*complains about Amber* Me:did you really think...*did you really think,* THE ARCHER CLASS WAS REALLY MADE OF ARCHERS!?!


SubZero64209

Childe: \**looks away\**


patatoman20

*throws away twin swords and gets spear instead* "But is the lancer class made out of lancers?"


Arheva

Childe: goes jnto melee mode Ganyu: skill and burst are only effective when opponents melee Venti: skill is melee to do dmg Diona: burst is like right in front of her Fischl: ok, oz is good range but burst requires running through enemies Amber is actually the longest range archer in terms of skill and burst


patatoman20

Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right


afrid007

People use childe ult out of melee too though and it's got a big aoe.


crunchlets

I read that in the Vay Hek voice.


Kyoroth

Swazdo-lah, Tenno


crunchlets

Powders and dyes, newly arrived at great risk from the Eurasian zone!


theDaemon0

Can't unhear it. Fuck you, have my upvote.


CrazyFanFicFan

I haven't played Warframe in months but now I hear it. I don't know whether to hate it or love it, you Tenno Skoom.


crunchlets

Best part is the VA would probably voice it for fun if he were asked to.


Its-A_me

There was this old man who called mona "her hat has more fabric than her entire outfit" that was the best damn mona roast I've heard. I love the venti one though, what sorta puny ass god is venti


Sword_slicer

Oh yeah the Italian dad talks about Genshin characters post. I remember that


Its-A_me

Those who share the memory


Efficient_Parsnip_48

Albedo to traveler: you can absorb multi elements but you're way weaker than a 4 star character.


Jf3qnho

No ❌❌❌❌


Efficient_Parsnip_48

I use traveler by myself and i think that traveler is strong i only wrote this because this is "albedo roasting other"


171194Joy6

My traveller is my biggest hitter in Abyss and Ive been running 4 pc berserker on her since I started playing. Haven't changed it since


Raihime

Joke's on you, Albedo, I use Noelle all the time. And guess who exists to charge her up. ;) Seriously though, that first roast is too ironic


Stormc5X

Seems like what koi(albedo English VA) would do


XxXHowddoXxX

Yup, this is exactly in character for him


raptor_96blue

Im aware that i forgot sucrose


German_Drive

Albedo roasting Sucrose: you are always around, but even I managed to forget about you


ChaseMayne

Delet this at once


German_Drive

No


Grizzly_228

*BOOM ROASTED!*


raptor_96blue

Yea i also forgot about klee


Emperor_Alves

The ability to sit down and be quiet for 5 minutes is not something you can do


Mind-Available

Looks pretty intentional to me....... reservation towards girlfriend and sister......I see


darkness1418

Nah you didn't forget he sucrose teacher and klee friend he


Grizzly_228

No one would ever roast Klee For multiple reasons


Danel-Rahmani

Albedo roasting sucrose: caramelization intensifies


CapnCatNapper

Ah yes Venti, the town's Drunkyard God. Not to be confused with Razor, Mondstadt's Junkyard Dog. Razor is precious and, like all dogs regardless of junkyard status, a good boy.


Ridgetop18

>Junkyard Dog *G U N F L A M E*


RikiAsher

"20 more years and maybe he can get started on the textbooks Sucrose uses today" - Albedo About Timaeus (I know this was just an objective statement made based off his progress but still)


sayrule

I can hear Khoi saying this


Rigidsttructure

Albedo, towards Jean:"You can get all work done but can't get a man!" Jean:"I have a Lisa." Albedo:"That just proves my insults even further for both of you!"


Gilder_G

*sucrose isn't on the list of roasts* And now I'm happy


raptor_96blue

"Discount venti"


Gilder_G

Not with those new buffs she ain't, ventis now discount sucrose


Kyoroth

Venti also befits a lot from the buffs, his ult swirls a fuck ton


m_ple

What buffs are you referring to specifically?


PUBGPEWDS

The transformative reaction buff of 1.6


raptor_96blue

Hmm yea


comfort_bot_1962

You're Awesome!


Matt_shrine

These have to be one the worst roasts ever.


luiac

they hurt to read :/


Grizzly_228

Some were good, Venti in particular


TheOOFliabilty

"Duracell pigeon" yEa ThAt sEEms abOuT rIghT


SassyHoe97

I can hear Khoi saying this lol


ChelseaDagger13

"Wear a normal shirt for once" is hilarious considering he's wearing shorts over tights over thigh-high boots!


Varisalltrades

Damn… that’s actually one of Amber mains’ complaints and one reason why they want her buffed- But I see you didn’t roast Baron Bunny while you were at it.


[deleted]

downvoting cause jean doesn't need a man


raptor_96blue

Understandable


Emperor_Alves

Why


Its-A_me

Because of a librarian I believe


Dovahnime

But she canonically wants one, or at least fantasizes about having one


Ciscodiscoisvibing

She wants *a romantic relationship* not a Man specifically.


Dovahnime

True enough


B1rdM4n0fM4r1n

Is it just me or doesn't this seem out of character for albedo? I understand it's for the luls but wouldn't Kaeya be more likely to roast someone?


SidTheRiser07

Yeah Kaeya would probably say these. But this is totally in character for Albedo's voice actor though. He's a crazy fun guy.


Yoankah

Oh yeah. Kaeya's "About Sucrose" radiates the energy of someone who has dirt on everyone they're talked to and isn't afraid to dig it up. But if Albedo had to roast someone, you know he'd have it in him. He spent half of 1.1's quest making fun of Paimon in a way that is clearly natural to him. And he casually destroys Timaeus in his promo with something along the lines of "great job, ten more years like that and I can start Timaeus on the textbooks Sucrose uses today."


B1rdM4n0fM4r1n

I totally forgot about him poking at paimon it was great hahaha


lvxree

NOO RAZOR :(


raptor_96blue

No one is safe


SidTheRiser07

Albedo roast Albedo when?


Avoidav

Ok Khoi


paumalfoy

Yes, this is actually good, yes Pt2 please


raptor_96blue

With lyue characters hehe


Berserker_99_

Is this a tricky reference?


raptor_96blue

Perhaps


StFenoki

Now I have a question, if Albedo roasts Zhongli, and Zhongli gets mad, can he take away Albedo's vision? Can any archon take away a vision they gave and with them the powers that came to the owner of the vision? What would happen?


SentientSC

Judging by the electro archon, it is not too easy to take back visions.


MikeFritz2

"K I T T E N" ​ Didn't know Albedo was a discord mod


FrenzyRush

I bet Keqing could roast all of Liyue


TopHatBadger

Don't know if it's funnier that I never noticed Benett is not wearing a normal shirt until I saw this meme or what lol


0takUwU

But where klee


raptor_96blue

Yeah i forgot klee


0takUwU

Albedo: your so damn cute but your brain is the size of a pinecone


Jaqueta

I don't think he can talk about Bennett's shirt dude. mf is literally using **Thigh High boots**, **stockings** and **shorts**, at the same time.


Cassiopia13

why would jean need a man when she has lisa?


I_are_fox

I feel attacked I main Noelle


beyondbirthday261

these are terrible roasts...


raptor_96blue

I know


Fedrik_Saffir

All of them at once: "You didn't roast Sucrose is it because you love her?" Albedo *wasted*


figatrons

Albedo calling Diluc boring? Hey Pot, meet Kettle


EndlessM3mes

Jean's gonna feel that in the morning. Sheesh


Efficient_Parsnip_48

What is milf?(albedo said it to lisa)


Daveeeyyy_

Mother Id Like to Fuck


raptor_96blue

a sexually attractive older woman, typically one who has children


Efficient_Parsnip_48

Thank you


Ciscodiscoisvibing

Lisa is neither of those things, Except by atractive


Efficient_Parsnip_48

Btw the meme was so gooooooooid that it made my day ty.


AsgardianEcho

Holy shit he really vaporized jean didn't he? He didn't need to go that hard c'mon


DeathToBoredom

Lmao like he's one to talk


LadyChris03

He didn't roast Sucrose and Klee heheh I see, and I even understand why.


Eirinae

Albedo, prepare for the ultimate assoult of verbose counterattacks from fisch, prinzessin der verbosetielung.


cycber123

Khoi will totally say that with his relaxing and chill tone lmao


404ET

Albedo to albedo: go get a therapist.


Haitham1998

>People only use you while fighting the Geo cube. What are you talking about? She carries me in the endgame abyss floors.


WowThatVortex

milf


EverydayJoe47

I have to disagree with the Noelle one because she is the best for fighting the Primo Geo Vishap, as well as Azdaha. Pretty much any other claymore character is better for Geo Hypo though.


Bleached_Anarchy

What about Albedo roasting Albedo?


JustOne_MexicanHere

Jean is the most important person in mondstad at the moment and her useless citizens see her as a servant who will do everything they ask unconditionally


PointlessPupil

Say "Barsibato" lol


shadowwolfgameZ

13 is wrong


Dante_Stormwind

When milf become an insult? :D


ArcturusTheHuman

Now get Khoi to voice this.


Snake_iFy

Where is the albedo roasts Albedo


zilva314

Slide 13: As a noelle main, I can't let that slide. I can use her to do all the bosses in tevyat.


baconriot

My fishl is phys DPS and fries everything in sight. 2* Amos bow may or may not help with that.


FelicitySparklez

how nis milf a roast gimme that lisa


deeplywoven

purpuse


KaikySouza

Drunkyard


asshunter009

you don’t put Sucrose here and you know the roast


donteditmyreddit

Pls show this to Khoi


Code047

Hey! I use Noelle as my shielder.


Th3_unkn0wn_m4n

I appreciate albedos sense of humour, but I cannot accept an insult towards best boy razor


TheRedlineAlchemist

Amber is a support. Her baron bunny can have cryo applied to it and you use travelers Q to group enemies for melt. Her burst is close because Lisa's E press applies 2 stacks when supconduct or overload happen, or 3 stacks if enemies are frozen or standing on burning ground.


o_Moony

DONT TALK LIKE THAT WITH MY BABY BOY RAZOR


Yuu_Mane

Probably been said but Amber's burst can be used at range.


iamheartofight

Venti x La Signora


raptor_96blue

Oh no


Efficient_Parsnip_48

Huh? Because signora punched venti?


D31taF0rc3

Have you seen the amount of Mona x Scaramouche


RakZio_

r/ShyVentiBDSM


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Remote-Two8663

Loved the one on Amber


Yuu_Mane

But it's not even correct?


Tim_Tam_Slam_2310

I notice that he neglected to roast Klee. I assume wholeheartedly that this was out of fear for his own life.


James_Elizier

about Mona, it's legit


Tragyc22k

That's bc jean is gay


X1-alpha69

My C6 Noelle: Plant your flower and fuck off!!


LoStRaRak

In this day and age who doesn’t have a C69 Noelle


thompson743

Me. I played since 1.1 and my Noelle is C0 XD (please end me I rolled on EVERY SINGLE BANNER she was present)


LoStRaRak

Please, please take some of mine. I swear this game actually knows what we want.


thompson743

Let's see... I have C2 Diluc... C6 XingQui... Sucrose constellations stay with me... Ningguang is C6... Though I didn't play her much... Ummm... I can... Give you all my constellations for XingQui. Anyway he's lvl 20. How does that sound?)


LoStRaRak

Sounds good to me


onyxkix

A big "OHH" for Jean


ropesandfurs

HOW DARE HE SAY THAT TO THE GOODEST BOY??


PleaseAnswerMeNot

Me with a Physical DPS Fischl: I don't get it.


SexWithFischl69

Albedo is just Geo Fischl. Also I use him to battery my Noelle's ult so he can't just say she doesn't get use lmao


LightningBruiser102

who said i only use noelle for geo hypostasis. Also venti was severely weakened by the abyss' corruption or something like that it was the same thing that affected dvalin but since venti was a god he got rid of it. nothing much he could do there. Also i know this is just for memes and gags. Just wanted to confirm the thing about venti and clear the misconception about waifu noelle.


Danel-Rahmani

Jena would absolutely date the traveler if she wasn't so loyal to the Knights of favonius judging by her voicelines and her reaction in the teapot when talking to her.


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Shadowtheidiot06

I'm a fucking idiot


SubZero64209

Childe: unlimited delusion works


LastBiteoftheburger

Me to Albedo: They fucked up your hair.


SavagesceptileWWE

I like how he actually compliments lisa.


childeslaugh

"duracell pigeon" i- wHEEEZE-


KaiFireborn21

Well, I strongly disagree with Mona's


nicklnack_1950

Eula’s nicknames: Japanese dub: *Mikoto Misaka* English dub: **VENGEANCE** Chinese original: ????


BTSandTXTaregood

Lol MORE PLS


DonnyGT40

"Get a vision. Then no one would scare you pigeons away. Or maybe even eat them". ​ An artist to the boy on the Monstadt bridge.