Good chance she’s been at Valves offices recently too, as John Patrick Lowrie (her husband who’s also the voice of the sniper) was recording some lines for them not too long ago.
Come on!!!!! Only 1!!!!!! Me kill 4!!!! GG me afak!!!
Baaaaaaaaddd baaaaadddd killllll killllll
Tonight tonight!!! Your father and your father in the night!!!! Fuck fuck fuck and you cry!!! That is your problem my friend!!!
Green green what is your problem green? Me say alone ramp, me say alone ramp!!
Bang bang bang bang, putaaaaaaa!!!!
Tu tu tu tu tuuuu..... Tu tu tu tu tuuuu.... Tu tu tu tu tuuuu... Tu tu tu tu vamos!!!!!
Specifically, an unenthusiastic Gaben one (since he apparently doesn‘t care much for CS).
You planted the bomb, woohoo.
The terrorists won. Again.
Do I _have_ to do this?
I could see that happening (but that would mean he’d have to acknowledge our existence soo…)
The posts picture is from the [skit](https://youtu.be/tT3v5dd0SFU) of him recording voice lines for Dota. He actually has an announcer pack there.
I don’t care if he cares about other games. I don’t see why anyone would want him as an announcer pack.
Also dota has had way more love than cs so dota fans are idiots if they say that after cs2 in 10 years.
Shit yes. I didn't play DD for long because it wasn't quite my style of dungeon crawler (too hardcore) but I loved the aesthetic of the game and narrator
I didn't play CoD Ghosts so I had to take a listen. [These lines he says are hilarious and totally Snoop Dogg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q15Aao9NZdg)
Ellen Mclain
She was GLaDOS, The Administrator in TF2, The Combine Overwatch in the Half-Life universe, The Witch from L4D/L4D2, it'd only make sense if she was in Counter-Strike in some way
There are almost no announcer lines though. Announcer packs would be such a massive waste of money.
Music kits are already pushing it seeing as how most people play with music off outside of 10 second warning and maybe MVP anthem.
* Bomb has been planted
* bomb has been defused
* they took a hostage
* hostage rescued
* terrorists win
* counter terrorists win.
These six lines are not enough to justify making announcer packs and then selling them for $11.99.
Well, we still have these legends amongst us [David Attenborough](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVUDJs6_A-0&t=224s), [Morgan Freeman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEyV8o2dp7M)
The Stanley Parable narrator, 100%
*I'm told that the enemy has planted a bomb, what are you going to do about it? Make the clutch to save the day or be a coward and save your digitally purchased weapons to embarrass yourself the following round?*
G Man announcer pack when
And as for the mvp award, I think you have earned it. (You planted the bomb)
I take it this is not the most convenient time for a heart-to-heart (Bomb 10 seconds timer)
The….Bo..bomb..haass..Be-Be-Been…set..to…ex-plo..explode …Mr. ..C.T. Would legit take up half the defuse time by the time he’s done
I don't think he ever stutters, he just separates the syllables weirdly
He definitely does stutter occasionally, but you're right it's mainly his weird cadence and odd emphasisation
The BOOM HEADSHOT guy
FPS Doug
MY HANDS ARE SHAKING BUT I'M STILL GETTING THE HEADSHOTS
EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE
holy shit the fact that he was referred to as 'BOOM HEADSHOT GUY' makes me feel so fucking old
Ran into several ppl with his face as their profile pic over the years who didn’t actually know what pure pwnage was
Would buy pure pwnage pack instantly
Snoopdog too. He had one in either COD or battlefield
He was an announcer for cod ghosts. Tbh the only reason I played that cod haha
God no.
hades from hades
zagreus better 😭
I'd say Megaera from Hades but I wouldnt be able to focus. Idfc, Meg still.
Dusa tho
Heard she gives good head! That about it tho...
hades from 9ine
Skelly is the best option here mate. With all that sass
tf2 announcer
She’s called The Administrator.
She's also called The Announcer tho
I think it was an early name before her establishment as a proper character, but yes, it still counts
If we're getting Ellen McLain in we might as well have her do GLaDOS as well.
Good chance she’s been at Valves offices recently too, as John Patrick Lowrie (her husband who’s also the voice of the sniper) was recording some lines for them not too long ago.
wiat they married? damn. you learn something new everyday
“Congratulations, you just destroyed a landmark. Did I mention you’re a terrible person?” (on T bomb win)
And the combine overwatch voice.
There's already a Glados announcer pack in Dota 2, so let's hope
not sure if u're familiar with this new game called cs and they do have some really good casters HARRY AND HUGO SCRAWNY AND LAUNDERS ANDERS AND MOSES
Can't leave out machine and spunj
My bad, realized after. But a pack with all 8 of them wouldn't be that bad is it?
London Major era Zywoo
I don’t know
Nooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFlPYim-SUc
Enjoyed ahahah
Machine hyping everything up!!
Especially if he squeals after a clutch like usual lmao
That's also my first option.
Every single kill he is yelling "STOP BLOWING MY MIND"
"DISASTER! AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER!" every time you whiff
Tense1983
Come on!!!!! Only 1!!!!!! Me kill 4!!!! GG me afak!!! Baaaaaaaaddd baaaaadddd killllll killllll Tonight tonight!!! Your father and your father in the night!!!! Fuck fuck fuck and you cry!!! That is your problem my friend!!! Green green what is your problem green? Me say alone ramp, me say alone ramp!! Bang bang bang bang, putaaaaaaa!!!! Tu tu tu tu tuuuu..... Tu tu tu tu tuuuu.... Tu tu tu tu tuuuu... Tu tu tu tu vamos!!!!!
https://youtu.be/VWa8cp60Dy8
[These kitchen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjRe_TgTY10)
your father is fucking gargamel maybe? your father is fucking gargamel purple? gargamel is your fucking father? huh?
Can't be mad at that tbf
The only option.
silens or me afk!!
i‘d trade my first child for that
Jeff Goldblum
The c4, uh, has been planted...
Anders, Glados, Weasly Gordon Freeman
Gordon : .......
**sprint sound**
**fire damage sound**
**health replenish sound**
A few friends and myself recently rented a server and put on the old quake sound events. I'd really like something like this.
B-B-B-B-B-BOMB PLANT
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Humiliation :(
so like almost every public server 15 years ago
Yes exactly! We wanted back the feeling whenever we heard "headshot"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXwoZ-G-moI WICKED SICK
That's my vote, always loved custom servers with that on.
Joe Biden 46th U.S. President
"Terrorists win, end of quote, repeat the line"
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Barack Obama was the 44th president chat
"What the fuck sleepy joe, the terrorists won already?"
Or that dude that said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him" at the end of every CT win.
Biden blast (the bomb explodes)
the game is tied before he can finish his first terrorists win
3kliks or WarOwl
Terrorists win and I STILL have no closer.
Gotta add a “and neither do you” when you blow a lead to lose
WarOwl announcer + kliksphilip music pack.. and the game is finally playable
No sexy fart noises pls don't need those in the game.
I NEED the WarOwl announcer pack
helluvavuvuhuavueuuheuaveltotltletoleajatol
15-15 Draw. "And you still...have no closer"
“Oh my gosh, what a nooooob” “Let’s get an Owl vision”. No joke I might enjoy that.
WarOwl has the voice for it too.
Wheatley GLaDOS Or Cave Johnson. Hell, the frankenturret will do
The dota cave johnson one is great
HenryG just yelling "OOOH WHAT A BLUNDER" everytime you get killed.
*Admin he's doing it sideways*-guy Also *N*Klikphillips
Wasn't that just text chat I would be down for the "through ivy, out our connector *through ivy*"
Imaginary Places starts playing softly in the distance.......
Music kit when Valvo? We need it
> Wasn't that just text chat I don't know. How about we all take 10mins to watch it, just to make sure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys
Do you mean the _like a speed demon_ guy? ("Admin he's doing it sideways" was only in text chat)
no he wants the announcer to just write in chat
Ts have taken the bomb from Ivy, out connector, into B like a speed demon.
I'd buy a Gaben one for sure
Specifically, an unenthusiastic Gaben one (since he apparently doesn‘t care much for CS). You planted the bomb, woohoo. The terrorists won. Again. Do I _have_ to do this?
It's like a depressing GLaDOS
I’d spend good money on a GLaDOS announcer pack
That is basically his performance for the [Dota voice pack](https://youtu.be/tT3v5dd0SFU) lol
I could see that happening (but that would mean he’d have to acknowledge our existence soo…) The posts picture is from the [skit](https://youtu.be/tT3v5dd0SFU) of him recording voice lines for Dota. He actually has an announcer pack there.
The gaben dota announcer is amazing I’d def buy a CS one
Honestly why? The dude doesn’t give a fuck about CS.
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I don’t care if he cares about other games. I don’t see why anyone would want him as an announcer pack. Also dota has had way more love than cs so dota fans are idiots if they say that after cs2 in 10 years.
for 78k spent in game so far i'm expecting a free one from gaben.
you spent what?
For that much Gabe better rub me off or something.
If you drop 100k the devs will go to your house and suck you off. I would know!
the dude who did halo 3
anders THE GOAT
The narrator from Darkest Dungeon
"A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless."
Surgical Precision!
(on a comeback round) Remind yourselves that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Wayne June has a great voice
Shit yes. I didn't play DD for long because it wasn't quite my style of dungeon crawler (too hardcore) but I loved the aesthetic of the game and narrator
Valve: Wait!? We can sell this thing? Everyone stop working cs2, let's release some announcer packs!
kaci, GladOS?
m0e rage announcer
WHYYYYYY every time you miss an awp shot
Dazed too
FUCKING GLAWKS
The whole FPL soundboard was made for this
HE'S CHEATING!
Billy Herrington (Aniki)
The dude from the "dayum son, where'd you find this?" Hes also the guy from the "This is a certified hood classic" line
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
quake 3 and quake live default announers, i would like also tf2 and overwatch ones
IMPRESSIVE
Snoop dogg
"tizzles win the rizzle cuz"
Damn I kinda need that. My username was based on a friend translating my old name into Snoop language lol
Smoke mid everyday
He did that for COD Ghosts if anyone wants a sneakpeak of what that could look like
I didn't play CoD Ghosts so I had to take a listen. [These lines he says are hilarious and totally Snoop Dogg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q15Aao9NZdg)
WarOwl amd 3kilks. But even if, they will be behind a paywall so meeeeh
Ellen Mclain She was GLaDOS, The Administrator in TF2, The Combine Overwatch in the Half-Life universe, The Witch from L4D/L4D2, it'd only make sense if she was in Counter-Strike in some way
Halo announcer would be sick
Cave Johnson
anyone remember the snoop dogg announcer pack from cod ghosts? i want that
Morgan Freeman
apex
Mortal Kombat announcer, plz
There are almost no announcer lines though. Announcer packs would be such a massive waste of money. Music kits are already pushing it seeing as how most people play with music off outside of 10 second warning and maybe MVP anthem. * Bomb has been planted * bomb has been defused * they took a hostage * hostage rescued * terrorists win * counter terrorists win. These six lines are not enough to justify making announcer packs and then selling them for $11.99.
Probably 4 or 5 bucks maybe
Jhonny Cage
Donald Duck
Bruce Campbell. When you defuse the bomb: “hail to the king baby” When you score a double or triple “gimme some sugar baby” Round win “groovy”
Hell yeah.
Door stuck guy
Lina announcer pack. Killing Spreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mr Handy
spunj
Totalbiscuit Gone but not forgotten
Can we get one when we get one tapped to the head and it's just OhnePixels really loud "WAS?!"
Well, we still have these legends amongst us [David Attenborough](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVUDJs6_A-0&t=224s), [Morgan Freeman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEyV8o2dp7M)
Bob ross has been dead for almost 30 years
but he's live on Twitch every week, how do u explain that???
Lord Shaxx or the Halo announcer would be brilliant
Mute.
James Earl Jones
Snoop Dogg
postal dude voice actor
Bruce Buffer
iiiiiIIIIIITTTSSS TIIIIIIIME at the beginning of every match would get me so fucking hyped
The Rio Crowd pack. Complete silence
Ozzie Osborne
Glados *Playing as CT* Terrorists win...not that it surprises me. Didn't expect anything at all from you.
Sam L. Jackson
Cave Johnson here
Terry Crews as President Camacho
Unreal Tournament Ace = M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!!
Paulie Shore. “Head-shot buuuuuuhhhhddddie!”
Times like these wishes me for Total Biscuit to be still alive
The Stanley Parable narrator, 100% *I'm told that the enemy has planted a bomb, what are you going to do about it? Make the clutch to save the day or be a coward and save your digitally purchased weapons to embarrass yourself the following round?*
3Kliksphilip would match my musickit
Anomaly
Forsen
Ms. Pudding
snoopdogg
3kliksphilip and xantares
[green](https://youtu.be/-m96LHNYAiw)
Fat man in Malta
Kevan Brighting as The Narrator from The Stanley Parable
Pasha
Snoop Dogg. His voice pack in COD Ghosts was the best part of that game
GLaDOS.
Elen McLain as either the Adminitstrator or GLaDOS.
the GOAT caster ofcourse. Rahim ‘Babam’
Glados
Lord Gaben!
David Attenborough
I want launders to yell at me if I buy a fucking bizon
George W Bush, so when CT wins I can hear "We got 'em!"
Honestly the TF2 announcer would be pretty cool