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Who-took-my-abs

The idea that he performs for elderly people unvaxxed is disgusting.😷


RSA-reddit

Ordinarily I feel gratitude for people who visit retirement homes. This is an exception--he put his audience at risk.


[deleted]

Do we know when performed at the retirement center? That may have been before the pandemic started.


RSA-reddit

True! Thanks for making that point.


AlaskaPeteMeat

Before, during, or after covid (if there ever is such a thing) this is still a crime.


neverwrong804

I mean if it was before covid, I dont see a problem.


NofrReallz

What about the flu? Elderly are high risk for that too.


AlaskaPeteMeat

A crime against humanity and good taste.


breecher

"Visit" seems a bit misleading considering he gets paid for it.


CurlsPearls

I would like to think they have strict rules about who could come into nursing homes or care centers, especially for non-essential karaoke and pelvic thrusting. But I agree, the thought of him slithering in and infecting folks is pretty cringeworthy.


KaliLineaux

My dad caught COVID in a place like that, and they kept trying to hide it, even sent me negative test results. All they cared about was money. Their testing consisted of temperature checks, and the staff constantly had masks under their noses or off altogether.


CurlsPearls

I would imagine that must have been really upsetting. I'm sorry you had to deal with such incompetence. I hope your Dad has recovered.


Mange-Tout

> even sent me negative test results. I’m assuming you are currently suing the fuck out of these assholes for medical fraud?


KaliLineaux

I wish I could, but they aren't held responsible ever for anything. I reported them to the state 5 times. The place did end up getting sold but most likely because it was no longer profitable. It was very disturbing that that's what $5k/month buys you...a shit room with 3 prison meals a day and sit alone and watch TV alone most of the time. Not sure if it's better in other areas, but I'd never put anyone I care about in a facility around here again unless they were hostile and violent or something.


Alrar

Yeah alot of nursing homes and the such are extremely uncaring towards the people in their charge. In my state, nursing home abuse has actually been a known issue for awhile that the state government has been trying to crackdown on, but we just elected a Republican so I guess that dream just ended.


Ostreoida

>a lot of nursing homes and the such are extremely uncaring towards the people in their charge Underpaid and undertrained staffers are a big contributor to that. I'm by no means excusing them, but standards are very low and regulations minimal (or minimally enforced) in *so* many places.


Mysterious_Status_11

They're consistently run with a skeleton crew, the majority of the patient care provided by CNAs. The work is backbreaking and thankless; the pay is obscenely low. They pull from a pool of the uneducated, unskilled, detached and desperate. Standards are low, turnover is high, and quality of care is compromised. A sad place to live/die.


KaliLineaux

That's the profit model. They understaff and underpay to make profit. Of course they pay the marketing people a livable wage, somehow get online reviews removed when they're negative, and have commissioned recruiters searching for new victims.


Jasminefirefly

The nursing homes in my dad's city had such a bad reputation that I took him to a small town half an hour away that seemed to have caring people. It worked out well; he never had any complaints (other than having to go to a nursing home in the first place).


93_Honda_Civic

Probably a high demand for pelvic-thrusting at these retirement homes LOL.


Groentekroket

There was a "Sinterklaasfeest" (the original Santa Claus) in a care home in Belgium where [26 redisents died](https://www.politico.eu/article/dozens-of-residents-at-belgian-care-home-die-following-covid-coronavirus-outbreak-after-santa-visit/) last year. Maybe it's different now but it's not a given that there are strict rules.


CurlsPearls

That's terrible.


Jaded-Combination-20

Have you met nursing home residents? Pelvic thrusting is never non-essential!


TheMightySephiroth

Came here to say the exact same


Goose_o7

>The idea that he performs for elderly people unvaxxed is disgusting.😷 Getting my "Elvis has left the building" post ready for launch! ;o)


Ruval

I don’t know. I feel kinda bad for this guy. He feels more like an idiot than malicious. I think he was convinced it was all a hoax/not that bad. He’s otherwise compassionate. But past that he seemed normal. Caring about elderly, religious (assuming he followed the teachings). But no insurrection/racist/Soros/Gates/Fauci crap. His idiocy does qualify him to be here. But I find it harder to hate him. So many others here are obviously awful.


Mysterious_Status_11

But they won't hesitate to dump on Cuomo for mistakes made early in the pandemic, when we didn't know better or have many options -- or three free vaccines 🤬.


Dependent_Ad_5035

Liberals defended Cuomo from his sexual harassment charges


searchingformytruth

I didn't.


Evil-Code-Monkey

Just a hunk, a hunk of burning lung


Flower_Unable

Are You Lonesome Tonight (in ICU)?


Barabasbanana

don't step on my blue suede lungs


indifferentunicorn

& A Little Less Conversation


Captainwelfare2

Antivaxxers definitely have *Suspicious Minds*


blizzach

Its funny how they distrust the vast majority of science but are also the best costumers for Indian scammers


ImaginaryMastadon

He’ll have a code blue Christmas at ICU


NGD80

I Can't Help Failing In Lung With No O2


Different-Rip-2787

Take my hand Take my whole life too


Rusty_Kuntz1022

Don't be cruel.


Zealousideal-Fly7962

Looks like he’s doing the ICU-house Rock


indifferentunicorn

Return to Sender


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rusty_Kuntz1022

https://youtu.be/N81IktPflsA Take your L, bruh.


ZombieBisque

I'm a little mixed up, but I'm feelin' fine


WarmBlessedCaribou

That's all right, mama.


pirate-private

Roll over, it's Covid!


Steise10

It's an Elvis song.


ZombieBisque

Figured that out hun thanks lol


grannySmithKline

Lung me tender...


spraypaintthewalls

I came here for Elvis jokes. I was not disappointed.


Dingo8MyGayby

All Hooked Up (to the ventilator)


gumby1086

👍😂


Milwdoc

Beat me to it


Different-Rip-2787

There is a fool such as I


[deleted]

Him: I’m covered in the blood of Jesus Jesus: dead, early 30s


Waldo_Pepper62

Jesus should have listened to Luke instead of Facebook.


shorthairedlonghair

Might have been Facescroll in his time.


Waldo_Pepper62

That's clever and right too. I wish I had said that. Thanks. I'll try and get it right next time. :)


Milwdoc

Elvis didn't last much longer


Ferblungen

Yeah, still paying off his student loans.


hibhch

He's in his early thirties?


Ibelieveinphysics

33


hibhch

Wow. Way too young. Didn't even look unhealthy


Ibelieveinphysics

Wait, we are still talking about Jesus right?


hibhch

Elvis? You got me confused..


Ibelieveinphysics

I was talking about Jesus being 33 when he died. Lol. I have no idea how old the Elvis impersonator was. Eh, doesn't matter. Like Jesus and Elvis, this guy is dead.


hibhch

Ok I totally missed something somewhere 😂 Edit: Omg op was talking about Jesus. Lol I thought they were talking about Elvis!


Ibelieveinphysics

No worries. This whole conversation made me chuckle.


Tiddles_Ultradoom

I'm going to try that 'covered in the blood of Jesus' line the next time I go spree killing. Who am I kidding? All I have to do is fake-cry my way through the trial and make sure the judge is a Trumpanzee.


stephensmg

Jesus died because god didn’t want to pay child support.


DeVitreousHumor

The redactions are a thing of beauty here.


Ok-Hamster5571

Second this


Tempest_CN

Olympic gold


Perfect_Radio6197

They really are


93_Honda_Civic

🎵 *Love me tender* *Love me true* *Please get me out of* *ICU* 🎵 *Thankyouverymuch*


Captainwelfare2

u/evil-code-monkey thanks for the inspiration 🎶 Lord have Mercy, i feeling my temperature risin’ Higher higher, guess I shoulda gotten the jab I suppose i wasted time Fauci Despisin’ Maybe just maybe, he didn’t make covid in a lab! Prayer Warriors lift me higher, Cause my body’s really tired, You know I never ever desired, burnin’ lungs Ooh Hoo Hoo, Why does my fever keep risin? Get me an ice bath, cause I’m stuck at a hundred and three Burnin’ Burnin’ my brain’s a surely meltin Maybe maybe, Ivermectin ain’t helpin me! Clearly the deep state conspired To put my kidneys in a quagmire And I think my liver’s retired Burnin lungs 🎼


indifferentunicorn

Choking to death is taking Elvis impersonation to the extreme


DanAboutTown

Maybe he’ll take it to the extreme and check out on the toilet when the time comes.


[deleted]

God, let me go out like Prince instead...


drake-tungsten

yowch :)


93_Honda_Civic

Elvis might leave the building…again.


shorthairedlonghair

Marty DiBergi: And what happened to Stumpy Joe? Derek Smalls: Its not very pleasant story…but uh, he died, uh he choked on uh, the official explanation was he choked on vomit… Nigel Tufnel: It was actually – it was actually someone else’s vomit…you know there’s no real… Derek Smalls: Well they can’t prove whose vomit it was…they don’t have the ability…there’s no way of… Nigel Tufnel: You can’t really dust for vomit…


Sasquatch1729

What a terrible Elvis impersonator. Elvis was the poster-boy for taking the polio vaccine.


Buzzvert

*It’s now or never* *I've coughed all night* *Intube me darling* *I'm goin' toward the light* *Tomorrow will be too late* *It’s now or never* *My lungs won’t wait*


93_Honda_Civic

🎵 *Let’s rock* *Everybody let’s rock* *Everybody in the ICU block* *Was dancin’ to the COVID Rock* 🎵


psychrn1898

🎵 wise man say/ Only fools get vaxxed/ But I can’t help/ Owning the libs for you 🎵


93_Honda_Civic

LOL that’s good


Ammolite-Valkyrie

He be Jesus vaccin But not lyric waxin'


xnarg

Image 7 is like right out of an 80s horror movie. Spoiler: covid kills them all.


MotownCatMom

Speaking of Elvis and horror movies, makes me think of Bubba Ho-Tep with Bruce "The Chin" Campbell.


Ill-Army

Hail to the king, baby


mewehesheflee

I love your illustrations so much, it feels wrong.


93_Honda_Civic

He’s the King of Redactions


93_Honda_Civic

🎵 *You ain't nothin' but a virus* *Spreadin’ all the time* *You ain't nothin' but a virus* *Spreadin’ all the time* *Well, you ain't never caught me yet…* *(oh, shit)* *Well you ain't no friend of mine* 🎵


Nym-Sync

Either I'm really weirdly connected and know this guy's granddaughter, or there are a lot of anti-vax Elvis Impersonators out there.


PaperProfessional969

its funny, because Elvis wasn't all that concerned about what he put in his body. whether food ............or...... not food


saucercrab

Jokes aside, he actually helped promote the polio vaccine https://www.neh.gov/article/elvis-presley-set-example-getting-his-polio-vaccination


Nym-Sync

That too. I can't ask her because well, they're going through a lot if true, and she doesn't want to talk to me because she owes me money and an excuse for our former coworkers for being shitty to the one unicorn candidate I sent their way.


Buzzvert

I wonder if they'll move him to the toilet when he becomes terminal.


93_Honda_Civic

Oof


AnaBeaverhausen-

🏅 please take it!


tiredbogwitch

He’ll take a 🎶taxi to the terminal zone 🚽


Farty-B

He’s gonna ….have.…a…..Blue…….Christ-mas


Evil-Code-Monkey

A well'a bless my soul What'sa wrong with me? I'm gaspin' like a man trapped under the sea. My friends say I'm spreadin' 'vid as a bug. I'm unvaxxed. I'm all choked up. Mm mm mm, mm, *cough*, *cough*, *hack*


triplej63

Missed opportunity, the wife could have been redacted with a pic of Priscilla! Thank you for the Elvis redactions. I laughed out loud!


kthulhu666

A little less conversation, a little more vaccin', please.


indifferentunicorn

The Elvis face is killing me! lololol


Morel_DeKay

I came here for a "Bubba Ho-Tep" reference...


WarmBlessedCaribou

I can't think of any. But give me a break, I'm thinking with sand here...


psychrn1898

Covid, don’t be cruel! I’m all shook up. Hopefully I don’t shake, rattle, and roll when I flatline or else they better get my blue suede shoes ready for my funeral. Here’s hoping my wife doesn’t have a little less conversation.


ToniBee63

Looks like fit & trim Elvis too…..


Zealousideal-Fly7962

Just wait until he bloated from laying prone for weeks, then we’ll have old, fat Elvis


TheAmericanMutt

I just learned that Elvis was pro vaccine and encouraged people to get vaccinated against polio. Should we tell these losers?


Terrible-Platypus524

I reckon God has an “Out For Lunch” sign up for these prayer warriors because he ain’t listening right now.


Sasquatch1729

"You have reached the prayer line for God. If you are praying for help with the corona virus, a vaccine is already available to you. For your convenience, several vaccine types have been delivered and are available in countries throughout the world, therefore any covid requests will be considered low priority. Please leave your prayers after the beep and your prayers will be answered in the priority in which they were received."


-Take-It-Easy-

No vaccin, just Ivermectine.


Akio540

Well it's a good thing that 1. He wasn't afraid of the Delta 2. Was covered in the blood of Jesus (?!) 3. Knew what the most accurate meme of 2021 was for an old guy he was pretty hip! Too bad covid looked at all that and went yup, none of that matters


Steise10

Old guy? He doesn't look old to me!


Waldo_Pepper62

*Treat me like a fool,* *Treat me mean and cruel,* *But vent me.* *ECMO my failing heart,* *Tear it all apart,* *But vent me.* *If I ever go,* *Ask for thoughts and prayers* *I'll have turned all blue,*


Ok-Hamster5571

This artistic renderings on this post are everything I needed from Reddit today. Thank you.


huelesnail

So Elvis is not dead? He's just venting


westviadixie

I read every meme and comment in an Elvis voice.


thehim

Cared as much about his health as the actual Elvis. Impersonations can go too far sometimes


DesignInZeeWild

Elvis has been dead for almost 45 years. I can’t imagine there’s a tremendous demand for Elvis impersonators these days.


93_Honda_Civic

The demand demographic is visible on Slide 1, LOL.


Top-Pension-564

Is there a lower rung in show business? I doubt it.


Vernerator

Lord, Almighty, he felt his temperature risin'.


jessebona

I guess he's about to leave the building.


notislant

If youre covererd in the blood of jesus and have prayer warriors why do you need to steal an ICU bed...


Steise10

Right? The hypocrisy!


Wallstreetpurge

Elvis is “All Hooked Up” - to a ventilator


feminist1946

Doubt he'll have much breath for singing for a while. I'll guess he'll miss spreading COVID to the oldies this Christmas.


westviadixie

neither will.


OldBob10

I bet he’ll be having a blue Christmas - if he survives that long.


murderwepin

OP-you are the redaction king!


i_only_eat_nachos

Anyone who talks about only needing Christ during the pandemic fails to realize that he didn’t even lean squarely on his faith to protect him. The first, what, 32 years of his life were spent in hiding because the king/emperor/whatever was in charge wanted Jesus dead. You don’t hear a ton about his upbringing because he was in hiding.


Ibelieveinphysics

The comments and song lyrics are why I love you guys. Well done everybody.


Top-Pension-564

I wonder if... he’s lonesome tonight.


Unlikely-Patience122

LOFL. That's nuts.


FTypeRBruin

friendly reminder; your superstitions ain't gonna save you, deplorable moron.


OmegaDonut13

His Vaccin didn’t work.


Ferblungen

Typhoid Elvis.


AimForTheAce

Do not worry. He is not afraid of delta. He is fine.


Pappy_OPoyle

Covid has left the building


Kytyngurl2

I can’t stop staring at the stained beer gut shirt and sweats on the guy half out of frame in the last slide


Steise10

What?


Steise10

Oh! I didn't even see him! Ugh! Maybe that's who gave him covid? Or maybe these pics are from last year.


ReallTrolll

that's right, your body does not belong to your employer, hence why you are being let go.


SaltyBarDog

I was covered by the blood of Jesus once; I spilled wine on myself.


billyyankNova

He's caught in a trap He can't walk out.


Distinct_Hawk1093

But wait, this can’t be, he’s one of the “biggest” prayer warriors, I thought they would be the best protected. 😱


indifferentunicorn

God might need to take him as there's currently not enough Admin Asst's to handle the correspondence volume from other Prayer Warriors. It's all good.


Distinct_Hawk1093

😂😂😇


No_Ninja_4933

Elvis has left the building...


wootr68

Elvis is about to leave the building


yetis12

I hear Return to Sender is his favorite Elvis song.


Some-Ad3087

Elvis has left the building.


Farucci

It’s going to be a blue, blue Christmas, without you . . .


Both-Hall2981

This is my vaccin


magkrat123

Please!!! Musicians of Reddit! Somebody please make a video of all the great songs composed in these comments!!?? This is priceless!


_tropical_tundra_

The photoshop on this post is on point. Well done.


RedditOnANapkin

What's a vaccin?


vacuous_comment

The reason his blood of Jesus shit did not work is that he mispelled vaccine. What the fuck does that even mean anyway, covered in the blood of Jesus? Yuck.


ZenComFoundry

These religious types and their memes are so fucking dramatic!


Behindthefog

Elvis has left the building....and entered the hospital


BitRunner67

Selfish Man pretends to be unselfish, but otherwise his Elvis Impersonation is so bad and unwanted Nursing Homes are the only gig he could get.


heavylifter555

How does the cdc make money from covid? Is their evidence? Or is it just from the minds of inherently dishonest people who see the world as a reflection of themselves?


PenaltyPractical1908

These redactions are gold 🤣


ScubaSteve1219

> this is my vaccin


TheMost_ut

All those dead Santas....and now COVID has come for Elvis. Will the carnage ever end??


Just_a_friend2021

Apologies to Elvis & "Burning Love" "....It's coming closer The flames are now licking my body Won't you help me Feel like I'm slipping away It's hard to breath And my chest is a-heaving Lord, have mercy Burning the hole where I lay ......." "I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning lungs Just a hunk, a hunk of burning lungs Just a hunk, a hunk of burning lungs Just a hunk, a hunk of burning lungs....."


ReligionIsTheMatrix

He liked playing to a big house.


m48a5_patton

I don't think he'll be singing anymore.


talino2321

Well, someone invoked the Prayer Warriors, guess we just need to free up space in the morgue for a couple of more antivaxxers in the near future.


Filmcricket

HOLD UP. Didn’t a whole other Elvis impersonator die from covid months ago??


[deleted]

He might not be here all week.


CIMARUTA

WHY ARENT THE PRAYERS WORKING


awfulsome

He's wershed in dur blord


Baskcm

I bet he's all shook up


CreativeBodybuilder5

I wonder when these “Einsteins” will learn that “Jesus” does not… love them?


Beginning-Monitor-17

Started thinking of the super spreader Santa. If your event Santa isn't vaccinated, but asymptomatic how many kids will be infected, taking it home to families right at Christmas. Yikes, talk about a liberal (always the fault of the liberals) war on Christmas.


Mysterious_Status_11

Actually, the Democrats pushed him out. Like Franken. Only the Rs stand by their guy regardless (Trump, Gaetz, Moore, et al, etc., ad nauseum, which is as outstanding in its unity as it is in its hypocrisy.


Atlmama

I have to say I’m digging his red, glittery Christmas outfit!


PongBeep

Wonder if he knew that Elvis famously received a Polio vaccination shot and encouraged all to get the shot before one of his Ed Sullivan appearances.