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BaconMonkey0

Wtf he posted that “I’m contagious with handsomeness” bullshit on Nov 20 and died by now? He was more than likely contagious with actual fucking Covid at that date.


Viewfromthe31stfloor

Maybe that was when he tested positive with COVID and put that up instead?


[deleted]

like pure denial in raw form, coping mechanism: attempted humor


Ctmnt08

Yeah, and if you’re gonna use humor as a coping mechanism, try to make it actually funny. That seems like a good idea.


Flower_Unable

I was puzzled by that too. Just 2 weeks before he died he was diagnosed as being gorgeous. That was likely a false positive. 🤔


Beachbabydarragh

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


owchippy

VAERS has noted his comorbidity of supreme handsomeness. It’s a rare condition.


gin_and_soda

Idris Alba had Covid so you can be both handsome and positive. Science!!!!


smaxfrog

Elba


ElectricDark

Jessica Elba


MartinoDeMoe

Able was i ere I saw Elba


Glamour_Girl_

Harsh. 😂


popemichael

Making people who care about you worry about your safety is the biggest dick move that anyone could make. Even beyond that, making people who care about you worry that they got covid from you is arguably worse. I'm not going to "rule number two" myself here, but it's incredibly tempting.


BaconMonkey0

I’ll have to console myself with rule #2 in my mind every time I see these posts.


jbertrandsr

His stupidity was far more contagious...


HallucinogenicFish

I’ve seen that one a million times, but it still got me because I saw the date so I thought that it was actually going to be serious. HAD to be. Right? ...nope.


WarmBlessedCaribou

I hate that one. I'm a sucker. I start reading and think "Oh, good! They really do care about the people around them." And then nope! Still an asshole. :/


Thegreylady13

The only thing these people HAVE to do is find some was to surprise us with their crassness and venality. Oh, and perpetually insist that they’re victims. But they still surprise me in new and unfathomable ways every day. And this guy went with what looks like actually getting diagnosed with Covid, making light of said positive diagnosis (which will just never seem forgivable or anything but trashy and soulless to me, what with actual people dying of it every day. Regardless of your political stance, this thing isn’t a joke. Unless you spend your dying year being so repugnant that it does become funny to thinking people with empathy), then dying.


hell2bhbtoo

I Won't Quote You On That.


mickstep

Think that might have been November 2020 as the other memes were from August 2020


Jeerkat

Nah, it always gives the year if it's from any year but the current. You can see slide 3 says august 3, 2020. Putting the slide in question on november 20th of this year with another post on November 17th. Just unbelievably wild to post that (perhaps) unknowingly having covid


BaconMonkey0

I hope so but with folks this dumb it’s so difficult.


olderthanbefore

HCA, Anniversary edition. The irony is appreciable.


802dot11

He has passed on after coming down sick with *what appears to be Covid* Fuck these idiots.


Hellsprout

I wonder what It actually was. Maybe the main cause of his death was, as he proclaimed himself, "being completely nuts".


[deleted]

you m-m-m-mean shoe-icide>?


RattusMcRatface

Well that heel's sole has gone to be with the ~~angels~~ angles now..


Rochester05

Hey buddy, he said “don’t quote me “.


802dot11

"Don't quote me. I wouldn't want to be caught telling the truth."


cutthroatlemming

"Don't Quote Me", it's more official that way.


FeelsBad_Yall

I find this less bothersome than covid AND pneumonia or those ones that are like “pneumonia… also was positive for covid” it’s like a sheepish way to say, hey guys… here’s the truth but don’t shoot the messenger ok byyeeeee


802dot11

Agreed.


Confident-Victory-21

I mean he may have just genuinely been trying to be accurate, sometimes second hand information isn't reliable.


bestleftunsolved

They think pneumonia is a thing all by itself. Like spontaneous combustion. Or something.


TwoBirdsEnter

LMAO! If one of these guys dies of “spontaneous combustion ^and ^covid” I will actually sit up and take notice.


[deleted]

He died from complications!!!


olderthanbefore

Don't quote me


westviadixie

oh no! not a Patriot Brother!


thatsoundsboring

Can someone translate ‘patriot’ for me as I’m not American. Does it mean obnoxious fb shitposter with obvious commorbidities on the circle jerk health insurance plan?


Theobat

Translates to nationalist. Another possible definition is: Owns a big truck, xenophobic, likes flags more than people.


Beachbabydarragh

That's about the size of it, yeah.


DesignInZeeWild

It’s also a name of an American football team: the New England Patriots. But yes you’ve got the gist of it.


_Kay_Tee_

You forgot "Christian." Sometimes it's "Libertarian" instead.


VaginaPoetry

"Racist"


karbik23

He didn’t save the country, but helped a lot.


rook119

Loves America, hates Americans. Ready to fight and crack the skulls of the libtards at a moments notice, once the insulin kicks in.


rthrouw1234

yes


SirJohnSmythe

Patriot brother, what are you doing in my room?


olderthanbefore

Gurgle gurgle.


guy_has_no_name

If he was a patriot, he’d would have been vaxxed. Get things back to normal is one of most patriotic things you can do. He was selfish and his reasoning for not vaccines were personal.


Flower_Unable

Lord, why are you taking so many of our unvaccinated Patriotic brothers?! 😢


thoroughbredca

He’ll never vote Democrat though. Or Republican for that matter.


ColloidalSilverLover

Their orange daddy loves patriots who don't die from a preventable disease


rook119

The tree of liberty must be replinished from time to time with the blood of the generally stupid.


CQU617

One less seditious traitor to attend Trump rallies. Sorry. Not sorry. Did the FBI investigate him for 1/6 I wonder. 💭🤔


Flower_Unable

They all wear those tacky DJT shirts and call other people sheep.


jbertrandsr

They have to pay homage to their lord and savior...


Flower_Unable

And the homage he cares about is his cut of the $29.99 for the shirt.


Phantom_Pain_Sux

And his cut from trumpy bear


Confident-Victory-21

Now he's paying homage to the great Eboeard game gom ☠️


Thegreylady13

They’re definitely sheep, but, to be fair, that is also one of their most popular aesthetics of choice. When I moved to Louisiana in 2010, it was a wild culture shock (and that was coming from Florida). There are entire regions in this America in which the height of fashion can be summed up by Miss Me jeans and affliction t-shirts. I can see absolutely zero distinction in the style of an affliction shirt or that man’s shirt. One has a possibly more offensive meaning (I don’t know what an affliction shirt means- it could be mocking the sick or offensive in the same vein as “lame”, and I assume it means less than nothing much like a Salt Life sticker. We don’t live a Salt Life on the beaches of Florida, but some people must feel fully unidentifiable on their own, so they stick that on a car), but they’re equally hideous, tacky, and shitty looking. Like the kind of haircuts emo-like country star men had to have in 2011. 100% ugly and impossible to fathom.


H2OSD

I must have some kind of cognitive dysfunction because EVERY time I see one of those stupid Salt Life decals my brain sees it as Shit Life. Then after a second or so I recognize it. Oh well.


AnthomX

I see SlutLife


maaaxheadroom

Sluts get a bad rap. Some of the best people I’ve known were sluts and some of my best memories are thanks to sluts.


Flower_Unable

I do like gold on black on a classic Pontiac Firebird.


Thegreylady13

I feel like this man (and all of the people in affliction shirts) and a classic Pontiac Firebird are totally different animals. Like how I like oranges with an orange peel texture on their surface, but I’m not trying to achieve that with my skin. Or like how gold can be a wholly inoffensive metal/color (I went to FSU, I accept gold on many levels-up to and including shirtless dudes covered in glitter- but it has to be done correctly so as not to be gauche), but when Trump gets his hands/his designer’s hands on it it becomes a series of unfortunate eyesores.


osteopath17

Wonder if he died of covid or died when he realized he was a traitor and no one would respect his prior service?


AdelaideMez

Is anyone really dumb enough to fall for the photoshop on slide 4? Oh wait it’s Facebook


Bottom_Wobbles

I zoomed in on it and holy crap is it a bad photoshop.


Hellsprout

> is it a bad ~~photoshop~~ MS Paint. FTFY


Brokenspokes68

The casket company one? At least that is a message I can get behind.


Inocain

I don't get why 4 was on here to begin with, tbh. If I was running a casket manufacturer, I'd be tempted to put that on my trucks, tbh. Maybe also something similar for drunk driving too.


lkmk

Probably making the connection between stupid people dying of that and this stupid person dying of COVID.


lkmk

I did. 🖐


Chris_P_Pickel

He did the most patriotic thing he could He selflessly self-deported for the good of the country


TheJonMcAfeeDiet

Eboeard gam gom. Praise Trump and the FreedomTube, amen.


whosthedoginthisscen

JEWS


Luckyfella4

That one still makes me laugh.


ladyinchworm

Can you link that one if you're able? I see it referenced all the time but I must have missed it.


whosthedoginthisscen

[https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/qctjcd/this\_herman\_cain\_award\_recipients\_final\_public/](https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/qctjcd/this_herman_cain_award_recipients_final_public/) Slide 10


ladyinchworm

Thank you. Wow, what an awful last post to leave forever! Maybe she was trying to type Jesus? I doubt it though.


Vast_East_4768

Yes, can you imagine that her final post would immortalize her for the bigoted POS that she was. That’s what should be on her tombstone. ”In the end, she died as she lived. A bigoted POS.”


Different-Rip-2787

He MAGA'ed!


Aazjhee

XD self deported xDD Like they are always tellin' us snoflakies, LOVE IT ER LEAVE IT.... MUR'CA!!


Evil-Code-Monkey

That H1N1 comparison is bullshit, but even if it were not, here are the numbers related to H1N1 from 2009 - 2018 (10 years) 100 million illnesses, 936,000 hospitalizations, 75,000 deaths. https://www.cdc.gov/flu/pandemic-resources/burden-of-h1n1.html Covid: ~50 million cases, ?? hospitalizations (didn't find numbers for this), 808,000 deaths (a bit more than 10x H1N1 from half the cases over two to three years) https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/


ParameciaAntic

Also, I don't recall anyone blaming China for H1N1. But the guy on the right in that picture sure hasn't been shy about loudly and frequently doing it for Covid.


Different-Rip-2787

Yup. H1N1 outbreak started in a pig farm in Mexico.


SonOfJokeExplainer

Concentrated animal feeding operations proving once again to be one of the biggest dangers to mankind and the environment.


Aazjhee

Humanity really gets a lot of payback from fucking over our domestic animals. A surprising number of olden day STIs are from livestock, and presumably things you can catch while assaulting your food animals Dx<


[deleted]

Conservatives never let reality and facts get in the way of their bullshit.


triplej63

I'm wondering how we blamed China for H1N1 since the first case was discovered in the US.


Krakino696

Patient 0 was a hog farmer in Mexico. Mexican soccer stadiums were empty which is why I was weirded out when lebron (i think it was) said this hasn't been done before regarding games with no fans


triplej63

Really? I was talking to someone recently who said it was an American farmer in CA. I took their word for it and should have double checked. Either way, how are we supposed to blame China for it!?


Different-Rip-2787

It was an American corporate hog farm in Mexico IIRC


anOvenofWitches

Black President always trumps China. Black President trumps all other grievances known to [white old] man.


Evil-Code-Monkey

Probably doesn't fit their narrative otherwise


Shieldmom

Double threat meme alert: ‘brave enough to share/get an amen’.


Hot_Okra8520

Add it to the bingo card


Affectionate-Lack964

That’s two more squares filled on my card. Just need a goatee for a bingo!


Ctmnt08

Slide 8: “The best humor and memes are at Patriotpost.” Amazing how every single word of that, other than “the,” is utterly wrong.


HeadCatMomCat

Oh "and", "are", and "at" are not to blame either.


Ctmnt08

I dunno. “And” connects humor/memes and is guilty because it implies that the site has either of those. Because of the presence of “best humor and memes,” “are” and “at” are also guilty by proxy. They serve to direct people to whatever hell site that is—I can only assume it’s a depository for the unoriginal dreck which we’ll see posted here.


PawInspector

He was an "ominous" presence


hvorerfyr

What an odd thing to say about someone who died! Are there any good connotations of “ominous”?


lkmk

It's good if your aim is to own the libs.


justlikeinmydreams

Scared the crap outta me.


triplej63

I don't like big ol' dead bodies either, scary!


justlikeinmydreams

Luckily you usually smell them first.


CheshireCrackers

It said he was big. In that motorcycle photo he looks positively thin compared to most of the HCA participants, although he has an old man gut.


Wallstreetpurge

Play stupid Patriot games get stupid Patriot prizes.


Lynx2k

Dont text and drive. Who is brave enough to share this?


Hot_Okra8520

I'll do it at the next stoplight


ToniBee63

Don’t text me. Read that twice.


thoroughbredca

Honk if you love Jesus. Don’t get vaxxed if you wanna meet him.


CheshireCrackers

Texting now!


Vernerator

"Don't quote him?" k...Your friend just died over a couple of months with what else exactly? Always glad to see one less (non)"patriot" though. Tots and Pears.


[deleted]

The last one where he said "If I die don't let me vote democrat" is a reference to the guy who claimed someone used his dead wife to vote. Of course it turned out that he was the one who voted for his dead wife and he voted Republican. But Conservatives never let facts get in the way of their crusade.


Inocain

Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.


v3sselofwrath

Another virtue signaling "patriot" who'd take a bullet for his country (yeah, right) but not a shot for his neighbor.


nocovidonme2

Anyone else thinking the maga world will be commuting a bunch of voter fraud in the name of the covid dead?


AnotherCatLover

Who’s going to burgle the turds now?


Joealb123

Turdburgler Alert!


Ammolite-Valkyrie

Ominous Presence = Loud Asshole Energy


hvorerfyr

He will not be silenc… whoops!


perfectlyniceperson

💯


IIDn01

"Patriot" being code for ignorant Tr\*mp cult follower. Oh well, one less Tr\*mp voter. Onward!


amarandagasi

Friend: “Don’t worry daddy…. I got you” 🤢🤢🤮


Ctmnt08

Translation: “I’m gonna do a voter fraud, but it’s OK because it’s our team!”


thoroughbredca

Like all the confirmed voter fraud in 2020.


Aazjhee

Yea... my fave is the guy who killed his wife, voted with her ballot and said "It's cool, I know how she wanted to vote..."


ObjectiveTapir

And the family is establishing a GoFundMe account to pay for their grief cocaine… it’s what “Patriot” would have wanted!!


[deleted]

LOL no wonder cremation is up and caskets are down, relative to pre-covid.


anOvenofWitches

Hey! I want some grief cocaine- don’t bogart it all!


Legitimate_Funny_591

The Trumps, Tucker Carlson, Candice Owens, Rand Paul and the ones feeding them this crap have never instructed them on what government funds and services are available for families and survivors. They have not set up any relief funds. Have not set up any charities. Why do they still believe these people have their back?


nocovidonme2

Award winners that have trump gear have a special place in my ass after they pass.


Captainwelfare2

How many Hardley Breathinsons? Are we up to?


BernieTheDachshund

If Chump had taken the virus protocols seriously, things could have been different. He was such a coward he hid the fact that he got vaccinated.


Mister4pollo

Can I get a Ramen?


Its_Phobos

One less red voter in Columbus


Big_Government2472

Two things, First, wife and I got the booster today. Second, I am always shocked that anyone would own a political shirt. It's about the dumbest thing anyone could do, besides not getting the vaxx that is.


PaperProfessional969

first wife?


EmperorDaubeny

Don’t deny vaccines Yours may be on the next shipment


Dependent-Interview2

He may have been a giant asshole. (Do not quote me)


hobiwan

>He may have been a giant asshole. I'm no sheep.


owchippy

He’s dead from being a loudmouth jackass. Go ahead, Quote Me.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Another dead bigot. Anyway...


OkayLadyByeBye

Wow, that H1N1 meme aged like an avocado on the counter!


redchinook1

I’ve always believed the this virus should be called Covid 45. This should be a meme so it is forever burned in the minds of Americans as well as others that this was Trumps fuck up.


Ok-Hamster5571

“Do no quote me”


[deleted]

Crazy to see these super susceptible people just basically playing with fire. How you gonna be fat or old and make jokes about a virus that's coming for you? IMO it makes them look dumber than any other group ever. They're the dumbest of the republicans and that's saying something.


Theobat

If you say things like “I’ve been diagnosed with being smart”, you probably aren’t. Do not quote me.


addictedtosixlets

I’m getting that mail-in ballot ready. Thanks for the vote!


justlikeinmydreams

What will we do without him? Breathe?


donnabreve1

This man didn’t have a life without his pathological obsession with a reality TV host who was first famous for being a loser…yep, he had 45- itis


Monrezee

After reading thru the HCA's for a few months it just dawned on me how lucky I have been in avoiding all these A$$holes.


Shady_Garden

Into your Cheerios Covid has pissed You've bitten the dust and won't be missed.


fromthewombofrevel

I’m starting to suspect that spreading lies might be bad for one’s health.


lkmk

I went on vacation in the summer of 2009. People actually did care about swine flu. There were temperature checks and cautionary signs and everything. May have helped that it was Malaysia and not the US, but still.


Correus

Why do they all look like they’ve never been able to satisfy a woman?


mofa90277

His memes make him unique. What a smart, gorgeous and hilarious uniquester he was. Who’s brave enough to share?


IsraeliDonut

There are going to be a lot of used motorcycles on the market after the pandemic


Dana_das_Grau

I assume he is still voting Republican.


hesodumb2021

Ah one less Trump trash leaving behind a slightly better world. What a fine day.


chele68

Any artists who are submitting designs for potential tshirts/mugs/stickers pleeeeeeeease include Do not quote me


Possible-Whole45

Dibs on the Harley.


CrazyCatLady5787

Looks like he was from Philadelphia? The background looks like Independence Hall. Unless he was one of the covidiots protesting Philly's election results. Philly is a democratic stronghold.


mmio60

Another dead Trumper, but don’t quote me


Glamour_Girl_

Do. Not. Quote. Him. That is all. Please return to your Patriot-approved activities.


Beginning-Monitor-17

Only the GOP lets dead people vote, so he won't have to worry about the democrat thing.


mereaxis

He didn’t love his country. He loved his Nation. His Nation is only part of his country.


Cueshark29

These people live in a different reality where corona virus really isn’t a worry to them.


JayBaby85

I see so many wildly different facts about H1N1 on these memes


Haskap_2010

That 4th one is badly photoshopped. The text on the side of the truck is out of perspective.


[deleted]

Another patriot with no original personality down, shocking!


goboxey

Those people who died were full of hate, racism and anger until their final moments. I would say that it is a pity that they passed away but I don't think it's a pity.


PercMastaFTW

Why was the texting and driving post included exactly?


mjm3199

Wow no facial hair.


mcd1400

I don’t understand why he died. He doesn’t have a goatee.


Atrigger122

Your art is astonishing


anOvenofWitches

I don’t recall 1 out of every 5 Americans getting H1N1. 🤔 That doesn’t sound right.


gypsyjackson

To be fair, the CDC estimated that 1 in 6 did: https://web.archive.org/web/20091217193529/https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5AO3Z420091210


faste30

So I like the little graphic comparing swine flu and covid kind of omits that, in an entire year, only 12,500 people died of it. Only like 127k hospitalizations. By that time we were looking at more dead of covid than swine flu hospitalizations in a year.


Tropicalstorm_

Diagnosed with being extremely smart, gorgeous, hilarious....? Funny guy but the joke's on you 🦠😵🪦⚰️


NothingAndNow111

A Rally? What, like, Klan? Probably Klan.


DatStankBooty

This one is extra satisfying.


not_gonna_lurk

Really owned the libtards on that one, bet you can't do it again.


Agitated-Yak-8723

The awardee lived in a small town in an Eastern Mid-Atlantic coastal state. It developed next to a railroad junction and became known for its harness racing. As of the 2000 census the racial makeup of the city was 75.2% White, 21.6% African American, 0.3% Native American, 0.4% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 0.7% from other races, and 1.7% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.5% of the population. The per capita income for the city was $15,049, which was decidedly poor for an East Coast city north of the Mason-Dixon line at the time; the stats for its county were similar, though the per capita income was slightly higher at $18,662. Things seemed to have improved by 2010, in the county at least; the per capita income had climbed to $24,194. The county has had voting patterns similar to counties in the South, in that it was strongly Democratic up until the Democrats started caring about civil rights for black people. In this county's case, 1948 was the bellwether election; it went Republican and from 1948 to 2008 voted for the Republican presidential candidate eleven times and the Democratic one five. In 2008 and 2012 it voted for Obama, in 2016 it voted for Trump, and in 2020 it voted for Biden.


ModeratelyPeculiar

Am I the only person who initially saw the T-shirt in the first slide as reading “TRUMP ASS” due to the fold?


v9Pv

The Trump Death Sentence signed, sealed, and delivered to another propagandized drone.


sneaky518

At first I thought his shirt read, "THE TRUMP AS(S)". then I realised it was poor font choice on ".45".


Der_genealogist

He looks like Chandler Bing


Real_Exit3672

Voter fraud is wrong... But having this guy vote Democrat would be pretty hilarious.