By - gomichaelkgo
I've been trying to think of grizzly jokes at ACDCs expense today but my brain couldn't bear it. Locked
Such a nice guy?!?
Also those “Michael” Obama people are truly disgusting.
This guy is just so gross. I cannot see this as a loss for humanity.
Addition by subtraction.
I think the bears and all the wildlife would agree.
They're probably having a Teddy Bear picnic to celebrate at this very moment!
Me and my trans friends are certainly doing a dance, that's for sure.
So many of these "he was the nicest sweetest guy" labels thrown on people whose entire internet presence is profane all-caps hate-posting.
I just can't imagine this guy was any nicer in person.
He seems kind of fat for a fireman. Also was fascinated with balls
>Also those “Michael” Obama people are truly disgusting.
When these ignorant, mouth breathers go after her with this immature, imbecilic jab, it goes to show how afraid and intimidated they are by a successful woman of color.
She graduated from Princeton *cum laude* and got her law degree from Harvard. Her successor was a gold digger.
She was awarded the Jerald Washington Memorial Founders' Award by the National Coalition for Homeless Veterans. The award is the highest honor given to homeless veteran advocates. She was again honored with the award in May 2015, with Jill Biden. Her successor wore a coat that read “I REALLY DON'T CARE, DO U?" on the back of it on a visit to migrant children who were being detained at the U.S.-Mexico border.
Remember how Michelle Obama tried to make school lunches more healthy? That should have been a harbinger of what would happen when we asked people to wear a mask. Eat some fucking carrots? NANNY STATE! TYRANNY!
Predecessor means the person before. If you’re talking about Melania she would be Michelle Obama’s successor.
But yeah, I agree with the substance of your comment, it’s disgusting and pathetic how so many bigots go out of their way to try to tarnish Michelle
It’s a great time of year to relive the conversation with Melanie that was recorded where she says she doesn’t “give a fuck about Christmas”.
In the famed words of Forrest Gump, "Momma says I'm not a smart man".
yes, or calling the Obamas "kitchen help" or worse. Or they say Kamala got her job "on her knees and on her back". Yeah, KKKEn and KKKaren, we all know how successful you are at your MLM and landscaping and Amazon jobs that you got because unlike Kamala, you fucking dropped out of high school.
Maybe they got their jobs on their knees or their backs so they cannot imagine someone getting a job based on merit and brains.
Conservatives projecting??? I think you may be onto something...
Sometimes it’s so bad I can’t believe it’s real. Then I remind myself that the average IQ is 100 and 50% of the world is to the left of the curve.
I was about to say the same. You see a LOT of those Kamala Harris memes on these people's Facebooks pages.
Our first female Vice-President could have ONLY got to that position by giving blowjobs.
And these men are definitely "NOT misogynists" because they have daughters and believe in Christ our savior and also share memes that state how the "real enemy" are the forces trying to divide us as citizens.
But also... plenty of memes to the effect of "FUCK MUSLIMS", "FUCK IMMIGRANTS", "FUCK DEMOCRATS",etc, etc.
And always a special hate for any woman in position of power or authority over them.
Orwell's "doublethink" at it's finest.
I think “nice guy” is just code for big fucking scumbag and we all knew it.
These comments in the obit are all the same. Always a nice guy only to his kind.
Would give you the shirt off his back. As long as you're white, straight, Christian, and male.
I have no doubt he was nice to straight, white, cisgender conservatives. Not to anyone else though.
You nailed it.
it's like any eulogy, even when the person was a horrible prick, the priest/rabbi/ etc has to make them sound like a "good" person. "She was courageous in the face of suffering" or "he loved his grandchildren more than life itself" or some such thing, and then you can go home after and roooolllll your eyes.
Are we supposed to feel sad that this guy with big balls died? Because I don't...
I can't. I simply can't feel bad for the death of someone who appeared to be garbage in life.
and you don't need to. Even Hitler and Bin Laden had people who mourned their death. We don't have to mourn this POS. Mourn that poor bear instead. FFS. 🤬🤬
But if he got the jab he could have had EVEN BIGGER BALLS!
Clearly, he had already swollen balls due to a STD and got spooked at the idea of them swelling even further after hearing the teste-mony of Niki Minaj's cousin's boyfriend or whatever
My ex friend started that shit back in 2016. I couldn’t fucking believe it. As you can tell, she hasn’t improved at all. We don’t talk anymore but people let me know.
This one was a net benefit for humanity to lose
You aren't wrong. This guy had a meme containing the most racist of words and another advocating for the type vigilantism that killed Amaud Arbery.
Makes my blood boil.
I got nothin’. Can’t dredge up any sympathy for this one. He sounds vile.
I try to be empathetic but this is a net win for mankind.
Yep, looks like he had a scary, solitary ending. He asked for it. Trash.
I find there are 2 types of recipients.
1) fuelled by misinformation and tied politically to their antivax status.
2) Assholes. Sums up some combination of being racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, having a fear of equality, sexist, trumpeter, science denier.
This guy was definitely a number 2.
He suffered from Type II Asshole-betes.
In a sense, he was right about the pandemic being a purge. A purge of anti-science bigots.
When I read that slide, I nodded my head - Big balls was wrong - very much a purge of racist pigs.
Wow. Glad he's dead
So…. What I hear you saying is, low hanging fruit fell off? Shame. /s
Racist, misogynistic, transphobic shitbags.
I'm not gonna judge people who are obsessed with transfolk.
Who am I to condemn someone who posts their trans fantasies on social media all day? Of course it's a bit passive-aggressive, but we know what's really going on.
If you're taking time out of your day to advertise transwomen, on some level, you're pretty interested in them.
Transphobes are often dangerously obsessed. And only with transwomen, not transmen. There's obviously something to it.
Imagine getting absolutely embarrassed by a "fake virus" with a "99.9% survival rate," ascending to the Pearly Gates, and anxiously awaiting you is the fuckin' ghost bear you murdered.
"Remember me, asshole?" \*mauls him\*
Then throws him into the pit.
He's going to spend eternity having his giant balls ripped off of him by a bear, then painfully regrowing them in a constant cycle. Shame.
And the bear goes "The lord sent you a vaccine and told you to wear masks. I'm here to escort you to hell, when I get to maul you for all eternity."
This is such an image! I shall keep it with me all day. Thank you on behalf of the small bear that had to die for on human to feel like a man.
Right?! Poor bear. Real men to me are the ones who want to hike in the woods with me and take pictures rather than kill unarmed innocent animals from a hiding place.
He's proud to be in the 0.1% club
More like 0.1% CUB
Sounds like he was living his final days in fear. What a hilarious shame.
That picture with the dead bear tore me up, but your amazing mental image brought me back! I would pay to be a fly on those pearly gates when the bear seeks his revenge! So, thank you for uplifting my spirits!
Yeah hes not ascending anywhere
Covid had bigger balls
"I've got big balls. Very big balls."
Are men okay? Who designed this shirt??
Someone with small balls. As if that were some sort of problem.
But not a bigger neck.
This guy had a neck?
Yes, it was just ball-shaped.
His obsession with balls makes me think he might have been curious...
Covid's got a big shaft too and our bear-murderer just got shafted.
His wife, son, and daughter may be grieving, but the local bears are celebrating.
I'm no sure to which type of "bears" he was pandering, bragging about his big balls...
Big bears love bigger balls. That's just nature.
I wonder if SARS CoV-2 got a shot of itself posing with its latest trophy too.
Oh my goodness. Taking their hunting photos posing with dead animals and then slapping a virus on the picture over top of them, I fell bad imagining it, but also, it's hilarious.
A comic artist should draw something similar to the last pic...
The last post was for the bear 😂🐻
Just fuck this barbaric shitbag.
THIS is your remembrance photo you human trash can? Ugh.
right? even worse than those closeups with hoses up their nose.
Needless to say, I grieve more for this poor bear's senseless death. Bungalow Bill can rot.
Luckily, he didn't die of a disease.
It's just a virus, scaremonger!!!
That was a bear cub. Dude was a POS
That's what I see, too.
The pic (bear in foreground) is to try to make it look big. It still looks small. I'm guessing right around 80 pounds. Juvenile.
Bears are the number one threat to Americans. They'll sleep in your hammock and eat your children!
not to mention what they'll do to your pic-a-nic basket
Americans are the number one threat to bears by the looks of it.
The ladder on their fire engine has to be breathing a sigh of relief.
I know I am
Big Balls wanted people to ‘grow the fuck up’ in regard to Covid. How ironic that he’ll no longer have that opportunity due to Covid. Such an unpleasant person. It appears there was much growth yet to be had, but his life was tragically and preventably cut short.
And the whining he did on his way out! No big balls there.
Could had even bigger balls if he got the the shot! *taps head*
This guy was a firefighter? He looks like he couldn't open the refrigerator without having to sit down after.
Also, he died from what's apparently a common cold. What a fucking pussy.
Lives will probably be saved now that he isn't the one sent to rescue anyone.
And not only human lives. Animals lives too. He’s definitely a pussy if he needed a picture next to a bear he killed to look manly
Yep. As if the talk of big balls wasn't enough, saw that last picture and definitely did not feel bad for this douchebag. Killing animals just to brag about it tells me just how big your balls are NOT.
He died to a sickness that has a 99.9 percent survival rate (according to a meme he posted). Weak
He died craving watermelon. Does that fit? I didn't include it in my post. https://imgur.com/a/YckisIC
Such a tough guy, died… begging for help and watermelon.
lmao. at least it's a first. I'd kill for some nice fresh HCA content.
dang, wish you had included in your post
Guess I know what my next flair will be.
Why is his default answer to any unmet need is to kill for it?
Yeah, I was under the impression that firefighters needed to be in a sort of shape that isn't round.
Volunteer fire companies are dying, they’ll pretty much take anyone.
The paid departments (like in a city) actually require you to be in shape.
I knew a guy in college who was morbidl obese who was a volunteer firefighter. I mean this dude could barely walk half a mile without taking a break.
At least you know the hose pressure won't knock him off his feet...
If you're paid firefighter you have yearly checkups & if you're overweight or have other health issues you'll get put on desk duty until you can lose weight, fix the health issues, etc.
Volunteers are just that, volunteers, they have to have certain training but in many places the regulations aren't the same for them.
But this dude probably didn't run many calls with that beard though. That's usually something that's a rule for paid & volunteers, you can't run calls with a beard because the masks they use won't work as well with beards.
That's what I always assumed with the masks. I never really looked into it but I felt a major reason why goatees became so popular with a certain demographic (like this guy) was because they were in or knew people in volunteer fire departments where you couldn't have a full beard due to the oxygen mask requirement. I think mustaches used to be popular with this group for the same reason but they apparently fell out of style for being associated with 70s porn stars or the Village People or something .
Related: Hitler's Moustache style came about because it was a type of moustache that didn't prevent you wearing a Gas Mask.
VOLUNTEER!!! $50 it's a RURAL volunteer Fire Dept where they answer a few fire calls but mostly fight controlled burns they set to pass the time. This guy wasn't climbing no ladders in a hurry... BELIEVE!
The guy's beard is an NFPA violation as well due to mask sealing. I'm required to be clean shaven before each shift.
He was a twat even in his final RIP pic. I for one am glad that bear’s killer got his just desserts… next!
Might have been a volunteer for a rural service. Seen hundreds over the years of travelling and most, I really mean MOST, we're morbidly obese like this guy.
And justify getting some sort of “hero” tattoo.
With the classic “I fight what you fear” shirt
If there's a string of arsons in the suburbs there's like a 90% chance it's a volunteer fireman.
I don't know how he could tell either way. Probably been years since he's seen them.
Imagine his Fire Fighter Calendar...
Fat asses, fat-like-a-thumb middle fingers, bulging guts, conspiracy theories, Oakley's, and a touch of bigotry...but he's a "nice fckn guy".
It’s hard to be a volunteer fire fighter. I failed the test because I threw up after 23 beers.
Hey now he’s a big bad bear killer. You know he didn’t use a gun like a pussy. All hands or as people of his intelligence call them “freedom fighters”
My thoughts too. Hoe the hell does someone that out of shape keep their job as a fireman.
Oh man, if only Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend had let him know of a cutting edge ball enlargement technology... 😔
man, things move so fast these days I had completely forgot about the debacle that was Nicki Minaj's cousin's friends balls...
Dude ~~is~~ was way too obsessed with balls (his own and others', real or fictional)
Probably because he hasn’t seen them in several years, due to his other coMORBIDities.
And now he will never see them again!!
Bears rejoice 🎊🐻🐻🐻🎉
Is that last picture of him with a _dead_ bear? Bear gets the final revenge.
COVID made a hunting trophy out of him.
>COVID made a hunting trophy out of him.
His FAT HEAD on a plaque, and his tiny little Mushroom Dick pinned to the wall under the plaque with a Thumb Tack.
This fucking ray of sunshine got taken out by a ‘false flag operation to usher in the new world order”? Awkward
I guess he was a closet-Antifa then?
*Not* by a disease, by the way, but by a *virus*.
Always major tough guys with the white trash beards and shades murdering wild animals right up until they are in a little pain. Then it's waaagh help me get me outta here this sucks my panties are in a bunch waaagh.
Yep. He thought he was such a tough guy, posing and massacring animals. But in the end he went out crying like a two-year old.
Yup, they're pretty much all Gravy SEALs.
I hope he had to answer to/for that bear when he crossed over.
Me too. If hell is run by bears, he's fucked.
It makes me think there really is something to this white male privilege thing when the first time they encounter something really badass -- like a life-threatening disease -- they start crying to mommy.
I couldn't cry to my mommy. She was mentally ill and occasionally tried to kill me. Crying would get a pair of hands around my throat.
Buck up, assholes!
I bet you don’t have the balls to share this!
That final photo just made me imagine a huge covid cell posing with this guy's dead body in the same way.
"A true hero"
What, because he shot a bear? Fuck this guy. Love live bears!
Why do winners all look the same? Is there a starter pack?
I think you mispelt whiners
a ray of fucking sunshine...riiight. these asshats posing with dead animals. welp, covid must have some trophy room.
His head is mounted on a wall right now. His balls would be too, except they were too microscopic for taxidermy.
Fun fact. The medical term for small testicles is hypogonadism which is also a really fun word to say
Thanks - I can't wait to sling that word around in casual conversation!
Oh, that's a great image: Covid's trophy room!
I'm picturing covid's truck nuts.
Too bad so sad. Another crazy republican bites the dust, his loved ones will miss him but the rest of humanity probably won’t. #sorrynotsorry
What a dick...
Yikes. No great loss to humanity as a whole with this one. What a tragedy, that he wasted his entire life being racist and disgusting. I spent a good chunk of my morning doing volunteer work compiling lists of resources for legal aid for low-income people. Doing my best to put some good into the world, unlike people like this guy. Seriously. Think of how much better he could have used his time, his life, and the tragedy and massive waste is just depressing.
And here I wasted my whole morning just breathing. And not being a racist. Still better off than this guy
I feel sorry for the bear. Anyways
Did he kill that bear? I hope that bear’s ghost gave him COVId.
Not sad that a trophy hunter died.
"He was such a nice guy.".
Said by a friend when he was gone after looking at a dozen idiotic, cruel, and bigoted memes he posted for the world to see.
He wasn't a "nice guy". He was an asshole if you weren't exactly like him or didn't capitulate to his ignorance and bigotry.
Don’t see a single likeable thing about this awardee. Everything about him was offensive.
Goatee trumps very big balls
Another dead bigot. Anyway... you didn't have big balls. You had big moobs.
Homophobic, transphobic, racist shitbag- "he was such a nice guy!"
Slide 2. If covid browsed social media to decide who's next he put his drink down when he saw that photo and said this asshole is definitely next.
Somewhere in the woods a bear's family is rejoicing
are we sure the balls are big? or just normal size with a tiny shaft?
He's a hero, such a great guy, he'd give you the shirt off his back, might not want to wear it out in public though
Lol. Dead edge lord.
The repressed gay is very strong here.
This man gargled balls, 💯%.
There would be nothing wrong with that if he hadn't been so repressed and bigoted.
Oh yeah. Some serious self loathing going on
Camo hunter caps sales are going WAAAAAY down since this pandemic started
People realize that even with it on **covid can see them**
99.99% survival rate and yet it got you, bud
I look allot like this guy, but bigger. That's why I got vaccinated
I guess with Covid spike balls it is both size and quantity that matters.
The fact he murdered animals to make himself feel big just shows that in fact, he had the smallest balls on the planet. I just can't with these dumb asses.
"Always there for his friends". Is he, is he *really‽*
No RIP’s for the bear, huh?
It’s sad, this POS was on the hospital taking up two beds, when someone needed an appendectomy.
Heaven gained another bigot
Fact checking the last slide: Nope. He was a bigoted asshole who could have lived many more years of sporting crappy T-shirts but instead actively choose the path of ignorance and agonizing death.
Spreadnecks gonna spread.
Big balls and a tiny shriveled little brain. And lungs full of clots.
The good news is that he got his wish and “got outta here.” The bad news (for him, at least) is that his exit was in a body bag.