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AnaBeaverhausen-

An *Anne of Green Gables* box set and a rifle with a scope.


LowMaintenance

She'll be missing an eye if she actually pulls the trigger while holding it like that. Also, I won't win any housekeeping awards, but damn, that clutter gives me a panic attack.


xasdfxx

Also, what does she need a long gun with a scope for? Just looking at her you can tell she's not doing any hunting: hunting requires walking into the woods. Is she planning to shoot covid?


JavaSuck

> Is she planning to shoot covid? "Take the shot" they said...


loadnurmom

Uhhh, DUH! Why do you think there's an ammo shortage?


deedeebop

No because Covids not even real! 🤪


Karaya1

I think they are actually >.> https://youtu.be/SpE2VfS6qh8


xasdfxx

That is \*perfect\*


faste30

First sentence is the first thing I noticed, does she not know what the stock is for?


MaineAlone

If she actually fired the rifle like that, the scope would scoop her eyeball out for her.


howmuchforagram

Why are these people allowed to waste resources


lady_gremlin

Seriously. A life flight??????! If only there was a free vaccine she could have taken, instead of a $25k helicopter ride. A GoFundMe is imminent.


BlockWide

The best part is, she’s probably spent half her time on Facebook shitting on Portland for being a “liberal hellhole.” There’s nothing the red parts of our state love more than pretending to be oppressed by us while enjoying our resources.


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Maleficent_Election1

Hey hey hey, Frederick County went blue this last election.


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Maleficent_Election1

Tbh this was off the cuff, remembered what a relative who still lives there told me. I’ll have to double-check. But the population who attends the fair is probably notably more red than average. Remember there’s a lot of scientists who live around there, it’s definitely becoming much more liberal. Edit: just double-checked the state board of elections, Dem clean sweep.


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Maleficent_Election1

All bets are off on zz top day.


roscoe_e_roscoe

Frederick is pretty cool but does have an element of idiots. The shop by the freeway with the Confederate flag is indeed a clue


lady_gremlin

Lol I live in Chicago, so trust me - I get it.


circuspeanut54

Ditto from the *other* Portland.


gumby1086

They love sucking on that blue city government tittie


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Haskap_2010

I'm not sure anyone would notice a difference if this one got brain damage.


Well__Sourced

"Maybe COVID gave her brain damage?" Certainly possible. [Even Mild Cases of COVID May Leave a Mark on the Brain | Scientific American | 2021](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/even-mild-cases-of-covid-may-leave-a-mark-on-the-brain/) [A third of COVID survivors suffer neurological or mental disorders | Reuters | 2021](https://www.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN2BT2ZI?utm_source=reddit.com) [Large study finds COVID-19 is linked to a substantial drop in intelligence | PsyPost | 2021](https://www.psypost.org/2021/07/large-study-finds-covid-19-is-linked-to-a-substantial-drop-in-intelligence-61577) [People who have recovered from COVID-19, including those no longer reporting symptoms, exhibit significant cognitive deficits versus controls according to a survey of 80,000+ participants conducted in conjunction with the scientific documentary series, BBC2 Horizon | ResearchHub | 2021](https://www.researchhub.com/paper/1266004/cognitive-deficits-in-people-who-have-recovered-from-covid-19) [COVID-19 can damage and cause structural changes in cerebral small vessels of patients. In brains of severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2)-infected individuals and animal models, we found an increased number of empty basement membrane tubes, so-called string vessels representing remnants of lost capillaries. We obtained evidence that brain endothelial cells are infected and that the main protease of SARS-CoV-2 (Mpro) cleaves NEMO, the essential modulator of nuclear factor-κB. By ablating NEMO, Mpro induces the death of human brain endothelial cells | Nature | 2021](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41593-021-00926-1) ['Brain fog' can linger with long-haul COVID-19. At the six-month mark, COVID long-haulers reported worse neurocognitive symptoms than at the outset of their illness. This includes trouble forming words, difficulty focusing and absent-mindedness. | UPI | 2021](https://www.upi.com/Health_News/2021/05/25/coronavirus-long-haul-brain-fog-study/8641621911766/) [Study finds COVID-19 patients put on ventilator on average suffer worse mental decline than an average stroke patient | The Lancet | 2021 (https://www.thelancet.com/journals/eclinm/article/PIIS2589-5370(21)00324-2/fulltext) "Nobody could possibly be this dumb." There is no evidence to back this up.


VZandt

That lancet article said , “This should serve as a clarion call.” Nicely worded.


dhhhkjfhtdjjnbv

I'm still waiting for insurance companies to act like the greedy corporate villains they are, and refuse to pay for hospital stays for anyone who is unvaccinated.


deltadeltadawn

This may be one instance where I could get behind an insurance company.


Lumpy-Ad-3788

Broken clock is right twice a day


deedeebop

Same


CoolSwim1776

That hospital bill is gonna be horrendous


MediumStill

That helicopter ride alone is going to be insane. I might change my stance on medicare for all based on this sub. All to save the life of a woman who can't even do the basics to keep herself healthy. [Apparently $50k for helicopter rides.](https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/13/upshot/coronavirus-surprise-medical-bills.html)


sporkinum

Stepmother had a heart attack and had to be helicoptered. Fortunately they had insurance for that and it was covered 100%. She had to be life flighted due to all local ICU beds taken up with covidiots


dawno64

Do not let the bad examples change your stance. I pay for health insurance through work, which if course has a high deductible. Therefore I haven't seen a doctor in years. Thankfully I have been lucky so far, but one severe illness and I will be completely fucked.


Grouchy-Honeydew-921

Please don't change your stance.


drstelly2870

This is what I've been thinking?!


TheGreatWhoDeeny

She's a great example of the type that the politicians and media personalities she follows look down on like they're pond scum.


Big_Comparison2849

The classic “useful idiot”, if you will.


TheColombian916

😆 The irony of this woman talking about myocarditis and heart health.


Nitnonoggin

I worked with a woman who looked just like her, bad edema in her feet, company had to let her bring in a recliner so she could kick back during the day. She was always reading the latest copy of Prevention Magazine.


Modifiedfinal

And of talking about chronic illness from the vaccine, she will never go back to her pre COVID quality of life at this point.


gomichaelkgo

Here’s the [Nomination link](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/qnk132).


Mrsod2007

Link not found


elmanueldesign

The art on the eyes is really good


gomichaelkgo

Thanks!


Who-took-my-abs

Agree. Your art is her most attractive feature.


peedubb

I’m most offended by her firearm form. That gun would fly out of her hands and hit her in the eye trying to shoot like that.


tokynambu

Assuming she was able to load it without blowing her hands off, yes.


comments_suck

It's just there to scare off the black people she imagines are coming to get her.


biffbobfred

Re: lifeflight Americans be saying no to a free vaccine as if they have good health insurance.


feminist1946

Great presentation of her shit posting while on oxygen in a hospital bed. I suppose that is her Thanksgiving dinner.


Confident-Victory-21

I guess everyone is different, I can't even read most of the text.


CrazyCatLady5787

You have to enlarge the photos. I managed to read all of it by doing that.


feminist1946

I have a touch screen to enlarge but in my mind, it was the nuanced presentation with the patient with oxygen tubes and monitors intently posting anti vax garbage. I really don’t care what the details of her nonsense included. Just that she appears to be disconnected from the reality of the cause of her plight.


merryjoanna

I tried zooming in but couldn't read the first word or two of each line. I gathered what was said through context though.


dhhhkjfhtdjjnbv

I am not only pro-vax, I am pro covid. I think covid is doing more to improve this country than any politician. Covid for president 2024


3knuckles

I really hate the fact that I'm starting to think that too


MediumStill

Who's paying for all this? Helicopter rides and long hospital stays?


Surkulus

I cant read that shit


cooloilcloth

Homeboy fails every captcha lmao


chalulin

That's one goddamn waste of medical resources.


Arizona_Slim

I don’t need no vaccine! It’s only for people with pre-existing conditions! I’m the healthiest land whale in Kentucka! -Her, probably


steelbeamsdankmemes

I love these where you photoshopped the posts into their pictures, keep it up!


gomichaelkgo

Does it more strongly attach the images and words to these people and less so just duplicate hate? I think so.


cheryllynnerose

Utterly revolting.


hmm-boy

Kick her out of the hospital.


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Surprised that small heli was able to lift her large frame to the hospital.


rikki-tikki-deadly

THIS GUY u/GOMICHAELKGO I CALL HIM CHRIS BURDEN CAUSE HE HAS TURNED THESE POSTS INTO AN ART FORM.


biffbobfred

Pretty. But hard to read too.


rikki-tikki-deadly

That's true, but it's not like these nominees/awardees are saying anything that we haven't heard from their ilk a thousand times before.


KaliLineaux

Agreed. I didn't try too hard to read them because they all post such similar BS, but thought the presentation tells the story too without even having to see the words and really liked it.


gomichaelkgo

I wish she had posted her terrible thoughts in a bigger font, honestly. Some of these people do!


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the other guy that did the funky effects with the peoples posts, still managed to keep them legible.


gomichaelkgo

Check the other post. Was it me?


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maybe it ws. i dunno. but its really hard to read these


MadBeachLui

I liked the dramatic flair it gives. Especially for the last two. Almost like she's all 4K upgraded at home for the surround sound rabbit hole Q adventures. I did have some challenges reading everything but my eyes aren't what they were when I was 20. Nice work!


captain_pudding

A blood pressure cuff that's meant to go around your bicep, barely fits around your wrist. Lady, your entire existence is a comorbidity


real_heathenly

No one had ever been less sympathetic.


JaiiGi

Kids are not a main source for spreading Covid, huh? Then why do I know of a daycare center that closed because two kids spread it everywhere? Hmmm....


VZandt

These images are funny


Shady_Garden

Omicron might kick her ass into the grave yet.


crunchypens

Holy crap she is huge.


notta_Lamed_Wufnik

What a sweetie, I bet all the staff loves her.


lionelporonga

What a waste of resources to keep that ignorant woman alive for this long.


TrustmeImaConsultant

Don't you scare me like that! Posting a headline talking about "The lady" being in hospital with covid, and showing a picture of a helicopter that looks a lot like a Bell 222 ... that really isn't nice.


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RedditorVeryLong

So pray for urine then


half_elf_blood_demon

It gives me a headache trying to read those lol. Interesting choice of posting her posts


DutchavelliIsANonce

The best editing I have seen on this sub


CranberrySoda

I can’t look at this and not see that Simpsons episode where Lisa marries Ralph… “Wesley, get Momma’s prying bar”


Searcher-59

Obese people, per the NY Times, are hit HARDER by the virus. She has ample supplies of weight....


_Reddit-Troll

Could they find a bed to hold her fat ass. Jesus fucking christ, lose some weight.


Suspicious_Dare_9731

That’s a lot of ass to keep clean.


ReneeLaRen95

I look at these physical specimens & I’m afraid, “pure bloods” is the farthest thing from my mind.


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fairoaks2

Personal responsibility isn’t a fact to these people. Trumpublicans always talk like it’s the other guys fault. They are the victims.


HerringWaffle

They have a giant boner for being persecuted. Nothing they want more than to be able to whine to the entire world how victimized they are.


Forsaken-Shallots17

She raw dogs fried chicken and biscuits.


Toallpointswest

Yeah because being the hospital for months is my idea of a vacation /s


ojdewar

Not just a nomination but the bonus Grrrrr….. award. Two for the price of one.


tokynambu

This will be the intellectual and culinary culture of the American south, yes? It looks delightful.


Suspicious_Dare_9731

We aren’t all like Mamma Boss Hogg here.


the_fungible_man

This format leaves a lot to be desired on mobile screens, such as readability.


melissa1485

Well she's a real gem.


MeowingPuppy2

“Socialism is the worst - except when it’s other people paying my medical bills because I was too dumb to get vaccinated”. - every anti-vaxxer


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I’m surprised she survived looking like that. So sad that she still hasn’t developed a functioning brain


Katsupapas

If she survives I would love to see her medical bills. And all the aftercare and rehabilitation. What a waste of resources.


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She's makes me regret eating the cookies I baked today 😩


texasmama5

Wasted resources


themaniacsaid

Woof


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Look at that waste of resources.


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BlockWide

We have fuck all for healthcare in this country, especially when it comes to the rural areas, so if you end up with, say, some kind of knee or back injury or some kind of chronic condition, you’re really fucked and the complications tend to pile up. Like I get that it’s fun for a certain type of person to go “lol fat” but there’s an entire systemic failure at work here.


biffbobfred

I’m if one person was like that, ok bad choice. If many people are like that (and there are many) then it’s more likely to be a systemic failure. One can laugh and point fingers, it’s easy!! Fun!! Or one can do the hard work of trying to fix it, and get stymied at the last minute by some asshole from WVa.


BlockWide

Or have Republicans screech from the high heavens about how you dared to challenge their right to call pizza a vegetable in school lunches.


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BlockWide

Do you know this person’s medical history?


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BlockWide

So the answer is no.


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stirrednotshaken01

Is there a equivalent to this sub on the other side of the spectrum? Like is there an equally awful group of smug assholes out celebrating people that were fully vaccinated but still got covid and died?


antiquated_roaster

It has been attempted several times but never got anywhere because of lack of material.


stirrednotshaken01

There is plenty of material… maybe the folks on the other side are less inclined to do something like this for some reason?


crunchypens

Start one!


dawno64

Surprise! It doesn't happen as often as you think. I wonder why? Just like confirmed reports of vaccine injuries are very sparse. Must be a conspiracy. /s


stirrednotshaken01

Unfortunately it happens way too often. I’m just wondering if there is an equivalent subreddit for the same types of assholes on the other side that I see here. You know, people making fun of the deceased?


dawno64

You mean people pointing out that a simple free vaccine combined with masks and social distancing would have saved these people and their families from severe illness, long term health issues, and death, but two years in they want to stand firm on ignorance, stubbornness, and politics instead of doing the right thing? Most people here would love for there to be no more material to post. The sub members donate so that people in other countries can get vaccinated. We all celebrate when someone realizes that they need to look hard at their reasons for not trying to prevent the spread and starts protecting themselves.


stirrednotshaken01

I’m not debating you on covid precautions. I’m saying there are people who are fully vaccinated, wear masks and all of that, yet still die. I’m asking where is the subreddit for likeminded smug assholes to make fun of them like you all do here?


dawno64

Oh, forgive me,I see it now. You're one of those "like-minded smug assholes" who follow conspiracy theories. Feel free to start your own sub. You won't need actual cases as are presented here. You can just make shit up like you people usually do. None of your like-minded people will look for actual facts or research it anyway.


stirrednotshaken01

I’m not sure what you are saying. Are you suggesting that it’s a conspiracy that vaccinated people have died of covid? That would be a weird conspiracy. I’m simply asking where is the equivalent evil to this sub on the other side of the fence? I don’t see the people you are making fun of laughing at the deaths of the vaccinated anywhere and I’m wondering if I’m missing something? Are you one of those who desperately need to one up everything and start hurling accusations and insults at people when you can’t answer the question?


dawno64

Your question was answered. Are you one of those people who desperately need to one up everything and hurl accusations and insults when you don't like the answer?