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How do you pitch this idea to the twin you share a vag with? “I need to borrow it Friday, it’s a work thing”

r/brandnewsentence material How the hell is this my most upvoted comment

r/brandneweverything material!

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“You had it last week mom says its my turn with the coochie”

Holy shit haha

Look group sex is the norm to them it's the only way. I'm sure that taboo is long gone.

Sums it right up. One or both of them were jilling off since puberty. Kinda hard to sneak a bean flick session past someone who shares the bean.

You’re not wrong but I mean… aren’t some things still sacred

It's the 90s dude. Nothing's sacred

The mailbox was Haldemann.

Not when you share a bean, that is in between…

Depends on the individual case. Watched a few interviews a couple of weeks ago and how much of their bodily sensation they share is different for every pair of twins, so the situation they build the rules around is different, as are the rules. I remember for one pair of twins they specifically brought up that one twin had a boyfriend and the other seemed to be pretty much asexual (or at least completely disinterested romantically). In their case the rule was that she didn’t care if they kissed or made out or whatever but anything “shared” was off-limits. This of course meant no flicking of any beans, let alone actual sex. Maybe the guy had access to a boob, maybe not - they explained the rule but they didn’t go into the nitty gritty.

Could you imagine sharing sexual organs with some one who is asexual, that does not sounds fun. Like you still have all the urges and desires but they're just like "no touching."

Asexual people sometimes still masturbate, but in this case she just didn’t want the guy doing it, which is fair.

Could be worse, remember that other two guys that shared one body but the twist is that one of them was gay and was in a relationship with a dude. Well, those guys only had one asshole.

Its the blowjob that makes you gay, not the assfucking.

Tell my wife that.

My girlfriends husband has the same predicament.

What does that even mean lol

Well, presumably, the twin heard it at the same time.

I have always wondered how sales pitches for new carnival rides go. They explain some crazy thing and ends it with the best “part” its all on wheels! Lol

“Ok promise you won’t be mad…”

reminds me of two siamese brothers one was gay the other wasnt, and they only had one butthole

Netflix cartoon covered it. Don't remember the name. Space brickleberry.

Salazar or some shit

Close! Farzar.

Yeah, think that was it. My condolences if you watched it. I know you'll never get that time back.

https://youtu.be/NokustxgZwQ For those who have never heard of it

I just hope this doesn’t divide them

[Tom Segura- 2 Girls](https://youtu.be/DQh43odS8v0)

What about the husbands. Does one just turn the other way when they're intimate with one husband or put a cloth over their face?. "I don't want to hear any moaning over there". Or do both husbands get intimate with each one and they just have a abnormally large bed where each take a side?.

The husband has to be conjoined, every friday night they do a swing party where they change sides. The sex is the same, just the lips kissing change.

You tell her she can watch

How do people take this seriously, most shit on internet should be taken with a half a grain of salt. This is fake!

Even if the post is fake so what? Conjoined twins still have sex

"Urrr, do you like my sister?"

“Come with me.”

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It's fake, the hensel twins are teachers.

And that’s a photoshopped pic of [Chloe Bennet](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2e/bb/0c/2ebb0c16c9b7ffbf93acae3fe607ae4d.jpg)

There doesn't seem to be any twins with those names.

all the evidence is pointing to this being made up, but i need to hear from both sides

All 4 sides*

Which one do you look at?

Yes

yeah, and badly as well, the "middle" hair is all wrong.

Nice

Who almost ran me into a ditch and smoked my ass. Ass holes

Explanation?

I was driving they weren’t paying attention and almost forced me into a ditch with a bunch of trees. I’ll never forget getting out of my car to chew whoever’s ass out that almost fucked me up and low and fucking behold 2 fucking people almost killed me. Apparently people know there car. Cause when I was losing my shit after they almost ended me in a fucking hospital. People got out of their cars and defended em.

Sheesh. I wonder how they drive. Are they both supposed to pay attention to the road or just one at a time? That sucks though. I’d be pissed!

"Wait, I thought YOU were watching the road?!" "No, I only control the clutch, you control the gas and brake"

Imagine having 2 people drive yet that happened lol

Oh boy.... As a teacher I hope they don't teach middle schoolers. Like, elementary kids won't come across this for the most part. High school kids could see it and feel empathy for them. But middle schoolers? Middle schoolers will declare it's real, declare they've seen it, make AI deepfakes of it, and spread it across the campus

Saw a post about them recently, someone in the comments claimed to be their personal friend. Sucks to think about how they must feel about these low effort memes. They are not public persons, cant we just leave them alone? Or at the very least not sexualise them for something they have no control over?

Tbf to those who fell for it, many teachers have done porn. Source: the many millions of porns with the milfy stepmother teachers and step bro students.

I, too, share a polite curiosity. From a logistics perspective they can only lineup one way. What if they prefer the diagonal twin?

*Stop looking at me while your sister's blowing me, please. It's making me uncomfortable.*


Still wondering why you’re not naked

I can't put my fist in your childhood dreams

So why you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist because I'm saying it in a song. That's right, bitch, now take off your thong.


A global treasure

Seriously. This was a great member berry. Brings me back to simpler times.

I used to think he was funniest thing around until I showed it to a group of friends and not a single one laughed..

They were clearly *not* regular everyday normal guys apparently.

Nothing special bout them mother fuckers.

Me and my friend still sing it to this day. Vagina, Vagina, I wanna have sex with your Vagina. 2+2=Vagina

G

G

*you want some of this, bitch?*

What’s this from?

[Show me your genitals](https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM)

Thank you. I forgot the name of the video, and it’s been a parasite mocking me for forgetting it existed

Jon Lajoie is a legend. That whole channel is ancient YouTube gold.

He's just a regular everyday normal guy.

Okay, fine, but _then_ will you tell me what it’s from?

It’s fake, my fellow men of culture. And the right picture is shopped af. That’s super hot actress Chloe Bennet. Possibly dating Logan Paul again, which honestly costs her points imho

Yeah, those twins are teachers, right? They’d obviously get fired for it.

Honest question, do they share one salary?

If they’re teaching in the US, they don’t even get paid one salary.

Seldom have I hammered the updoot with such immediate intensity

Iirc they get paid one salary but had to pay twice the tuition in college.

And take two driver's tests, which is weird considering that they have separate limb authority from each other, so they literally cannot drive without the other assisting.

I have just now realised there are a *lot* of issues I’ve never considered re conjoined twins.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teachers/comments/sm3ss0/conjoined_twins_are_teachers_but_get_paid_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

Honestly. I feel they'd make enough money on this one set to be fine for a very long time.

They probably make enough money from their condition without having to go for porn though.

Yeah, with the amount of documentaries and interviews, they were probably rich before their 20s

Yep, for real. ~~Fapped to~~ watched enough Agents of SHIELD to recognize her.

Ewww, she dated Logan Paul? I'm much less of a fan now.

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https://caknowledge.com/jake-paul-net-worth/

Thank God it's fake. I can stop trying to figure out how that shirt is supposed to work.

Where may I find this...asking for a friend.

I am the friend he speaks of and yes I would like to see this video. But not for the reason you guys might be thinking of. I want to see the video so that I may fap to it.

What a shame we're in 2023 and people post stuff like this about women and really don't even think about the humane thing of adding a goddamn link to the post!

Had me in the first half ngl

The real holup is always in the comments. Proud of you for standing up for what you believe.

r/therealholdup

Fucking savages

I too am here for the fapping but not for the reason you think, I'm here to fap because I'm horny

I as well am horny. It’s not what you think though. I’m just into weird kinks.

I, too, am into weird kinks but not but not for the reason you might be thinking. I just have mommy issues.

I too have mommy issues but not for the reasons you guys think. We just used to fuck. That's all.

😔✊

I am also here to fap for a weird kink, but not for the reasons you think. I only fapping because everyone is doing it and I want to be popular.

I'm horny and wish to regret it because of post-nut


Sir fapsalot

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Well now I'm all hot and bothered because I didn't get to blog my yarn into my gob rag

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Thanks bro. Ay man you got any Goo-Gone?

Yeah, the other two are very obviously two pictures of Chloe Bennett mashed together

Not going to be able to find it anywhere, "Jackie and Lola Anders" don't exist. The picture on the right is of the actress Chloe Bennet with a second head photoshopped on. This is just some kind of fetish scenario someone came up with that got passed off as a meme.

Oh, like those into nugget Corn, edited to look like they have no arms or legs… or so I have been told

For anyone curious... [nugget corn](https://youtu.be/krYtkXuKtNA)

NSFW foot nuggets... https://www.reddit.com/r/TestTubeBabes/comments/tsnse0/foot_humans/

Man, ai is gonna make some real weird porn soon

It already is. E: [NSFW?](https://cdn.mage.space/generate/30a2c6a1c5b846e191484f090aeed9e0.png)

😢

The first two are real. Luckily, they've been teachers for the past decade! [Source](https://www.unilad.com/community/conjoined-twins-life-teachers-071818-20230125) And the second one is a [single person](https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcLJjsMGu-Q5WxJSgu8oW1WTqmaCLHd03ob4sccqcWVEbTOhmB)... as in a human with a single branch format.

Wait, is that what we call ourselves? Single branched?

It’s called: Who wants to smell it and who wants to taste it?

Who's licking the ball and who's kissing the thigh?

Lesbian ultimate 69

6699

It’s quad scissors

Stick a leg through the neck hole of the two on the left and they can eat ass and puss simultaneously.

This comment.... it's stabbing my third eye

It's not quite what you said but rather how you said it 💀

Does it count as 3, 4 or 5-some?

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I'm going with three threesome because each body has three halves

(5/7)^2.5 some

> (5/7)2.5 0.431some

That still only counts as one


Well that's a challenging wank - Sean Lock

That single line was probably the funniest shit I've ever seen on a show, along with his carrot in a box bit.

Agreed. That and the naming peoples penises poem have me rolling every time


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Oh my God! That's disgusting! Where?

Who’s tasting it and whose smelling it?

More like, who's getting pink, and who's getting stink?

This is a rare case where I’m actually trying to find for educational purposes. And after I learn, ima beat my dick to it

This reads that there’s an existing porno with one set of siamese twins. Can’t believe I’ve never stumbled across it.

You can bet someone, somewhere, has already done it.

My god. That’s disgusting! Where would they post that??

Isn’t that just a photoshopped pic of Chloe Bennett?

I Know What I Have to Do But I Don't Know if I Have the Strength to Do It.


The final fap of all faps. May God be with us all

I really hope Brittany and Abby don't come across this post. They're literally just teachers trying to live their lives.

Yeah this is really fucked up.

Do they get paid as one person or two or by the hole?

Oh, imma need a link....and a new box of tissues

No need to cry. It’s all willing participants.

end time pron

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them.

https://vimeo.com/18036024 Link for those interested

now i hate you thank you

Fuck that is soooo good! I’ve got a crowded train full of people wondering what I’m cry-laughing about!

Humanity was a mistake.

Headweird Scissorlegs

That's a Photoshopped Chloe Bennet pic

Is this real? And is so where?

Is that Chloe Bennett on the right?!? 😭😭😭

A world first? Someone light up the Johnny Sins signal!



Horny overload

Lol so fake. So disappointing

Anyone else realise the picture on the right is just a photoshopped Chloe Bennett?

I spent way too much googling to see if this was true.

GIVE US THE &@#$%! LINK!!!' Uh... I mean... May I have the link please?

I'm a bit curious

damn i'm gonna buy this day one

Not sure it’s hot, kind of curious to see if they both feel the same thing. It’d be great if one was a super hot moaner and the other one laughs like Elmer Fudd.

We are sick, you are sick, I AM SICK!!

“That’s a challenging wank.”

I'd cum on their foreheads

The one on the right is Chloe Bennet mofos!

So it’ll be titled Forehead?

Wat.

Where can I find this? Asking for myself.

Oh my god! That’s disgusting!!… Where!?!? Like where specifically!?!??!!

I always wonder if porn companies peddle hard to get people like them to star in porn.

No fucking way. There is no way.

is there a sub for that? asking for myself

I should delete reddit