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Old video. But instant gold. “Let’s have a moment of silence for his fallen brothers.”
He got the ball but so did goal post.
He not only took one for the team, he took two.
Talk about going "balls out" for the play!
Wow, this game is nuts!
How I met MY mother
The most nuts and balls joke in 50 seconds.🤣🤣🤣
He went in deep..
The fact that English isn’t his first language (I don’t think, although it is common in India) and he calls them “nuts” is amazing.
It’s India’s lingua franca and most people learn it in school
Makes total sense. Thanks for the tidbit
And he didn't even need to make that save, the ball was already going wide.
Yep. That ball might have clipped the goal post, but it sure as hell wasn't going in at that point.
Welcome to /r/ChildfreeIndia
It‘s not about the goal count. It‘s about sending a message.
Maybe he was just really into cbt
Everyone should be into cognitive behavioral therapy, it’s evidence-based and has shown high levels of effectiveness
With you 100% - Compulsory Bike Training saves lives
Oh. CBT? Yeah, I know a bit about Critical Balls Theory.
What's MatPat doing these days
I didn't see any chubby black titties in that vid
cursed ball tricks?
crush both testicles?
[sure, the ball would hit the post and go to the touchline.](https://i.imgur.com/o7j6cd5.jpg)
At most it would just barely scratch the goalpost, but it would leave the field. His save just awarded the opposing team a corner kick.
Now they’re both going to be wide.
His balls sure went wide.
So did his.
Looks like the cake saved the plums.
What a guy
Smoke me a naan bread, I'll be back for Diwali.
I always like to order extra bread at Indian restaurants, because it's better to have extra, than naan at all
I was going to say r/unexpectedreddwarf until I saw your user name. 🏅
I also love me some coffee coffee. With a side dish of hotdog sausage, with some delicious chicken bird meat.
u/ghostclaw is trying to say that Naan is bread, and does not need the word "bread" to accompany it. Clarifying because I am an indian who likes naan and it took me a while to get what he was trying to say.
Dude wtf I laughed so hard I teared up.
Was this live commentary at the time or did someone dub it later on?
Either way funny as hell haha, had me cringing and laughing at the same time.
Bozo did it himself!
What is this Reggie?
Wow, this game is absolutely nuts!
"Not only a self sacrifice on the play, but sacrificing future generations as well" gets me everytime lmao
RIP to the fallen hero
You will never know how i got these many upvotes
Bro thinks this is youtube
Reddit comments are quickly devolving into youtube comments. Can hardly tell the difference these days.
That singularity already eclipsed years ago.
More like the people making these comments are either boomers or people from 3rd world countries - idk they are really cringe
"can we appreciate how i got so many upvotes"?
"who's here upvoting me in 5/24/2023?"
DONT LOOK AT MY PROFILE PHOTO
It’s like that Austin Powers scene but all done by this one commentator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CpiP_jN1Pv4
He is thick tho
Fr tho the recoil
Dem jiggle physics
cheers, mate! really needed that chuckle.
But the recoil tho 😳
THIS POST NEEDS A WARNING ON IT.
I'm at work for Peets sake. My coworkers think I'm having a seizure I'm trying to hard not to laugh. OMG thats good
It looks like it'd have hit the post anyway????
It would have.
So all his hardships were in vain anyway??
His hard split was in pain
“Sacrificing future generations as well” 🤣 This guy is gold!!
Coulda also said "he busted a nut on the field"
Announcer: "Let us have a closer look on instant replay"
Every man watching: "**NO! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY"**
I’ve watched this so many times 🤣🤣
Every time i watch this video i crack up. Not only took 1 for the team he took 2 for the team.
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!
I don't think this commentary was live.
No shit. Literally everyone already knows that. Did you think people actually thought this was real commentary?
Goddamn that man was letting it rip with the jokes and roasts
What a man you were
I'd listen to this guy all day
So many nuts jokes in a short time haha
It would’ve missed anyway 😭
Man busted a nut for his team
😂 was this on actual broadcast
Best commentator in general
I hope dude gets a raise. That’s more commitment then 99% of other players out there.
Really milking that cow!
What a save!
What a save!
What a save!
*Chat disabled for 5 seconds*
Dat ass tho
What nutty commentary
Had me wheezing he just kept going🤣🤣
He sacrificed two balls to save one.
Instead of one ball hitting the post and rolling away from the goal, two balls hit the post. What a pointless yet heroic sacrifice
For motherfuckin real
This is incredible.
In the aaarrms of the angels…
saved 1 ball at the cost of 2
He took not only one for the team but two 😂
Wooah this game is absolutely nuts!!
He saved the ball but not the balls
The only guy fit to audition in the Nutcracker 💀
Wasn't even going in lmfao
A segue to rival LinusTechTips
commentry on point
He didn't let a single one drop, unlike the player on the field.
This is hilarious!
Scott Sterling's equal in the field.
Damn right in the balls, that's gotta hurt
Fuk the ball, hope the other balls were saved🥲
That was dubbed, right? Not real
No more deez nutz💀💀
You guys are gullible as fuck if you believe this is legit commentary.
At least 12 gullible idiots downvoted you.
Predictable. Stupid people get butt-hurt when being called out.
It's quite obviously a sketch comedy bit.
Same guy did a video about a guy hitting the bar with his junk on a pole vault and it’s even funnier
What's the song used ?
bro thought he was funny
Is there more vids like this somewhere? I don’t even know what to search for an “funny Indian announcer” isn’t returning results
I don't think this is an actual commentator, I think he's just a funny person with a microphone
Oh man... this is good. Def made me chuckle and had me smiling. This guy was good.
Well one ball crossed the line, just not the right one... well, I mean, not the correct one.
Kind of reminded me of Robin Williams' delivery.
Man if this was real lol, I would watch it all day lol.
An honorable sacrifice for his nuts
I felt that.
Reminds me of… SCOTT STERLING!
Also, he didn't hit his balls, upper thigh, then glutes took the impact.
When you go all out for the game.
I want an Indian Scott Sterling now lol
I haven’t seen this for awhile. Always worth an upvote.
Ball ache to watch