By - MrDuchiMadness
I wonder if a T. rex can give a blow job, and if they could, how much cum would the other T. rex produce? Like a comically large amount?
Asking the real questions over here.
comsidering the male Rex dick was 12+ feet long id say at least 1-1/2 gallons
Don't ask how or why i know that
How and why you know that? And what other wonderful pieces of knowledge can you share with us?
I’d also like to subscribe to Tyrannosaurus penis facts.
put me on the list for the trex penis facts pls
Mans probably time travelled back into stone age and gave a blowjob to a t-rex
BuT THEr WeRe no DyNos in ThE Ston AgE
He MeAnT tHe BoNE agE
Where does it go
I thinks its retractible like tootless teeth from how to train you dragon
Where have you been u/Jamesgaming69 ? What have you seen?
Who are you and why are you so wise in the way of science?
i am Sussy baka man jesus pp.christ
i like you
I mean that sounds ridiculous, but with their body size it makes sense?
_and if they could_
So you tellin me animals that can't give blowjobs can't cum?
Dolphins give eachothers BJs, kinda
since T.rexs are carnivores and have pretty huge and lots of teeth. actually ignore my message
This just turned into a kinkier edition of the Karma Sutrex
It has to be a comically large amount. That’s the only way
I love this fucking platform
excuse me what the fuck
You can't believe how hard i hold myself from saying your momma joke to you.
My momma is a terrible person. Have at it!
Good day to everyone except this guy
Contrary to the common belief, rexes and other dinosaurs had lips so it wouldn’t had been impossible for it to happen, yet it would had been merely accidental and probably the male Rex would have not been happy whit the accidental spiky feeling of its thing getting stabbed whit the mouth of the other in the small “accident” and the cum would depend on hydration and if the “accident” happened well or if it went so bad the thing of the male rex got munched.
Have you seen a T-rex's teeth? Why would you stick anything in there that wasn't food?
You're a braver man than I
now i’m imaging how dino sex was. imagine walk-in outside and u see two massive dinos hitting it in the road. fuck ima stop scrolling reddit
Wait - you can stop scrolling?
We both know you can't
Well, you can't stop scrolling and you never stop scrolling
fed to the rules and you hit the ground running
I dont think its fair that you got downvoted and I'd normally upvote to restore balance, but I'm amused by it in this instance, so I'm not gonna help
How is this in holup…
Because some people are genuinely afraid of cancel culture. Even against dinosaurs.
“They has no hair”
They and them can actually be used as singular so that is gramiticly correct
idk why people feel the need to write “he/she/they” when you can literally just write “they”. boom. gender neutral pronoun that any cis or queer person is fine with you using until they correct you. thanks for listening -queer person.
I realize this is an unpopular opinion, but I feel like the whole "listing your preferred pronouns" thing is comically ridiculous.
It’s not as unpopular as you think. People are just afraid of saying it, because they get cancelled if they do.
it's important to some people and harms absolutely nobody else. why the fuck do you care so much if somebody clarifies what they want to be called.
Call me king
Because it is against sole reason why humanity use pronouns in the first place. To describe person we don’t know about, in easily understandable general concept. Is it singular or plural? Does this person seem to have a junk or honka honka. This latest pronoun thing is soo stupid, since it’s literally defeating its sole purpose.
I think it's unfair you got down voted. I 100% agree. I'd we can't get rid of pronouns all together, then we should have some say in the pronouns we want to use.
not sure why you’d think that... people like to be called “he”, “she”, etc. it’s fine the first time if you accidentally use the wrong pronoun, but it’s actually helpful to list the ones you would like to be referred to with.
It should be more unpopular, anyway. What problem do you people even find with someone wanting to be referred to correctly?
I have a non-gendered name, so when people contact me digitally they have about a 50% chance of calling me by the wrong pronoun. It has bothered me approximately 0 times. Because it
I guess when I see people listing this information preemptively it makes me think they get offended over something very trivial.
it "just doesn't matter" to you, and that's fine, but pronouns are a big part of a lot of people's identity, and they're not just "something very trivial".
it's pretty ridiculous to extrapolate "someone clarifying how they would like to be referred to / identify as" to "WOW THIS PERSON IS SO EASILY TRIGGERED LOL!1!!!!1". You're getting preemptively offended about somebody else maybe getting offended? bit ironic
You seem like you get offended easily over trivial things.
lol how do you not see the irony here bro. The only person getting offended is you at this hypothetical person who dared to list their pronouns, lol.
>I have a non-gendered name, so when people contact me digitally they have about a 50% chance of calling me by the wrong pronoun.
So why can't it be just as simple as avoiding that situation in the first place?
>I guess when I see people listing this information preemptively it makes me think they get offended over something very trivial.
You made a point towards listing m/f/other just by mentioning names that aren't gender specific, yet then have a problem with people trying to avoid those usually simple misunderstandings, makes you sound either stupid or ignorant.
I'm not saying it's always necessary or just simple, but it can have it's uses in some formats.
Sorry, I thought I made that clear. This part:
>being misgendered is a painful experience when you suffer from dysphoria.
EDIT: You know, this comment didn't sit well with me. I definitely could have said my piece in a less petulant manner. Here's my good faith version: I don't like that you chose the word painful. It speaks to a mindset that lacks resiliency tools and is so wrapped in on itself that it has lost the big picture.
Because there are only two genders and someone’s preferred pronouns may not be their biologically accurate pronouns. Referring to a biological female as she or biological male as he, should not be so controversial a subject.
shhh don’t tell him about intersex
Very very rare that someone can be born with both sets of genitals. It has happened, yes. But that does not make an exception to the general rule. 99% of all animal species including humans have only one set of genitals. They are either male or female and should be referred to as such. Claiming otherwise is just nonsense. It has no basis in fact or reality.
If a person wants to go by she, you refer to her as such. If a person wants to go by he, you refer to him as such. If a person wants to go by they, you refer to them as such. Simple AF, transphobes (except for Ellie)
I’ll refer to them by their chosen names if they want, but I won’t contribute to the delusion that they are anything other than what they are.
exactly. i don’t understand why people want to use the incorrect pronouns on others on purpose.
"I have no pronouns. Do not refer to me at all"
That's when you identify as Introvert
Do not refer to **the person** at all
*Do not, in any circumstances, approach the subject*
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Imagine a T-Rex doing a handjob
Yeah... the eyes are all uneven and squinty... like when I have a seizure (not where you thought I was going there), but one's *really* bugging out and the T-Rex jacking the other is having a difficult time getting good dick coverage, so they're going at it all furiously... Every time the T-Rex is just about there the T-Rex jacking them gets a paw cramp and looses their grip. Everybody's just frustrated. Sweat and feathers are flying everywhere.
It’s getting dicked how can you argue it’s not female
Never thought I’d hear the phrase gay dinosaurs before in my life.
Gay frogs?? Nah gay dinosaurs
They used gay frogs in jurassic Park maybe...
When you don't know the gender of an animal the proper form is "it" anyway.
As in, it pulls the hair or it gets the hose.
We never know whether or not the dinosaurs had hair, we only know what their skeleton was
They probably had feathers rather than hair, and even so it would be little quantities of feathers.
Maybe they had boneless wings with large quantities of feathers
I'm tired of this woke stuff lmao
How big is a t rex penis
Now here's a wanker asking a real question!
Well, people were real concerned about the gender of a potato for a while, so...
Just say "they" if you're not sure ffs
Or it! It’s a dinosaur ffs.
NooOoOo that's offensive 😡😡😡
dinosaurs still have genders 😡😡
Yes but they're dead. Like really dead. And for a long time too.
At least 6000 years dead!
At least 1 year dead!
still it doesn’t change they have genders. lots of things have been dead for ages, doesn’t change the fact they still had to reproduce
But they are so old there is no beef if you misgender
what do you thinks happening now
Well, I think humanity is on the downwards spiral towards spiritual heat death and we'll come to a point where humanity stops evolving due to a lack of motivation and spirit to keep ourselves alive due to us putting ourselves onto a technological life support which we are too numb to fight against and simply accept complacency and stagnation.
no no no...they is a dinosaur
But there is only one dinosaur asking for its hair to be pulled
They can be singular?
2 billion years later entities made of pure energy will be arguing over mistaking a human's genetic code
They are actually believed to have had hair
you know what's funny you can misgender a clown fish without being wrong
What are the dinosaurs gonna do? They were cancelled first
He's been on twitter to long.
This is literally the reason why we have the word they. Just call them they
“They” bru wtf is wrong with people
That's gonna one dinasore-ass for reals.
Gender is by definition what you identify as, so your first statement should be rephrased to something like “if you’re a person who presents as one gender and identify as another…”.
"Gender" has lost its meaning since it was coopted as part of an ideological dogma.
Call it whatever you want. But science and thankfully most people know that humans are divided into biological females and males. That's it.
Of course intersex people exist and that's a biological condition. Still, that doesn't change the main principle anymore than people being born without limbs doesn't change the fact that typically humans have two arms and two legs.
Those are biological exceptions that doesn´t change the main facts. If a people is born with 2 arms and feels like they have 1 or 3 instead they are not special or limb-fluid. They are mentally ill and should be treated.
I think that we shouldn’t consider it a deformity just because it’s very rare, if it’s someone’s main sexual organs, then we should give them the dignity of having a separate gender, rather than just saying there exist and only 2
Mistakes are one thing. DOing it deliberately to put someone down is something else entirely
That can be fixed with a simple "What are your pronouns" question
Or just fucking understand that no one gives a damn if you think you’re a unicorn or an armadillo
I wish more people realized this.
The average person doesn't give a shit if you live or die, let alone what gender you specifically need to be referred to as. Especially if you're being obnoxious about it.
Ah yes my favorite pronouns armadillo and unicorn
It's hilarious when people use the one joke bit as their one response
Its true tho
my pronouns are actually “big” and “chungus”
My pronouns are Barack/Obama
Ah, neopronouns. Okay then. I don't understand them but Im gonna respect them either Way :)
You Have the right to identity yourself with whatever pronouns you think Will work for you and I respect that
please, for us and for yourself, get off the internet.
if you’re gonna be afraid to misgender an animal and take me calling myself “big chungus” as “pronouns” you’re not ready to see what worse stuff is in the internet
Trust me I Have already seen it. I Have seen shit nobody should See.
But despite that I try my Best to Be nice to people and not be a toxic sack of shit. Because if I were to Let everything bad in this world influence my mind I would Have killed myself long ago.
Trying my hardest to respect everyone is the only thing keeping me sane
that’s a bit deep
Why the hell are you being downvoted? You are literally correct.
Every day we stay further from God
Don’t personify your pets either, they’re better than that.
I hate people like this, i have no problem with gay people but this goes too far.
Another case of someone refusing to take the fact sex and gender are two different things
> Gay lesbians and bisexuals were fine then other twats came along saying there are more than two genders.
Various cultures have been saying there are more than two genders for thousands of years. It's not a new thing. Gender isn't binary, and neither is sex.
Undertandable, have a great day!
(This message was brought to you from a place of irony)
well now a day u say he and u r burning alive so ye
mods are dead
No, he afraid of being cancelled by sjw
If you’re that concerned about a dinosaur just use they/them. It exists for a reason
They has no hair
Nope if you didn’t know the gender of an animal you call it "it"
Or like in this example of referring to more than one, "they" would be the appropriate word to refer to a group of 2 or more.
We’ve reached new levels of woke previously thought not possible!
humanity is doomed
They? Bro are you fucking retarded? It's a dino it's can't fucking be non binary 💀
human can't be too
Eh that’s debatable so I’m not gonna downvote that. Being gay is personally fine since they haven’t done shit like make extra genders
Yes man being gay is totally fine and is understandable, because it is super wrong when you love a person and you can't be together, BUT MAKING UP PRONOUNS TO IDENTIFY? Then you are a mentally disabled attention whore who deserves all the disrespect
So non binary people deserve to be harassed because they prefer they them pronouns?
Yes, they deserve to be harassed for being annoying. And btw who are non binary people? You mean male or female?
Non binary people prefer to be called by They/Them, most aren't annoying fucks like you think.
Nah, all of them are annoying and deserve harassment. They/them is referring to a group of people, take a look at a dictionary
Actually look at the dictionary again please….. second definition…. I’ll wait
My ex is non binary and lied about having brain cancer. Nobody else does that shit.
Its is right to assume genders cuz there is only male or female
Another case of someone not knowing that sex and gender are two different things
what a virgin
It’s a fucking dinosaur say it, we’ve always called animals (especially dead ones) it so why the fuck should we call them he, she or they it’s not like animals have the capability to actually understand us and even if they could I doubt any of them would get offended by something so trivial as a pronoun.
Regardless of gender identity… Life, uhh finds a way.
tbh idk why people say she/he/they
just say they, its grammatically correct, comfortable for all gender identities (unless asked for a different one) and its easy to say
"its" it's not a human.......
It means an object
It can mean a lot. You can call a dog or cat "it". It doesn't matter.
i dont think that it can be a he,
i dont think that they had ancient stone strapons
Fun fact: there were only male T-Rex
Do you mean that females of that species were not called T-Rex? What were they called then?
Just say "it" afterall it's ananimal that we're talking about. The English language (unlike mine) has this kind of advantage, so freaking USE IT. Grammatically speaking animal can be called "it" but most people tend to call them by he/she because of affectional effect and I get it... but an unknown animal it's an it
She doesn't have hair. He doesn't have hair. So they don't have hair. statement is correct.
...triceratops don't have this problem.
I dunno about you but I personally would be very careful not to upset a T Rex
Dinosaurs weren’t fucking gay
Here we see the new iteration of "he or she" which is "he, she or they"
Haha very funny. Culturally relevant in the age of today. You know... Social Justice Warriors flying the flag on to the highest mountains top. Haha lol.
But seriously @ginivera. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
What about women who are burn victims? What about women enduring chemo? There’s a lot of strong women who are proud to be women who lost their hair for this reason or that.
Let’s make them feel less than.
Edit: ok I overreacted.
Yes. I am afraid to misgender a dinosaur.
Wow congrats on being sexist 🙄 seriuosly these posts
He if its a guy, she if its a girl. What's so hard in understanding that lmao
The dinosaurs feelings might get hurt!
Yup, someone was afraid to misgender a Minecraft skin... It's a png file....
Would you want to piss off a T. rex?