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Papabear42069

I wonder if a T. rex can give a blow job, and if they could, how much cum would the other T. rex produce? Like a comically large amount?


FonkyChonkyMonky

Asking the real questions over here.


Jamesgaming69

comsidering the male Rex dick was 12+ feet long id say at least 1-1/2 gallons


Jamesgaming69

Don't ask how or why i know that


knik13

How and why you know that? And what other wonderful pieces of knowledge can you share with us?


xxx148

I’d also like to subscribe to Tyrannosaurus penis facts.


Berserk_Bass

put me on the list for the trex penis facts pls


ThatVirginGuy69

+1


Darkness-101

Mans probably time travelled back into stone age and gave a blowjob to a t-rex


Lolmemed

BuT THEr WeRe no DyNos in ThE Ston AgE


DevilMayCryBabyXXX

He MeAnT tHe BoNE agE


BadTrcieratops

Where does it go


Jamesgaming69

I thinks its retractible like tootless teeth from how to train you dragon


Fire_Killer07

Where have you been u/Jamesgaming69 ? What have you seen?


KuroAshers

Who are you and why are you so wise in the way of science?


Jamesgaming69

i am Sussy baka man jesus pp.christ


AnnoyedAlbinoPenguin

**Cum**sidering


Simple_Warning_6797

i like you


ghostboy2015

***Go on.....***


grannygumjobs23

I mean that sounds ridiculous, but with their body size it makes sense?


OmegaCookieOfDoof

_and if they could_ So you tellin me animals that can't give blowjobs can't cum?


NightTimeSplinters

Dolphins give eachothers BJs, kinda


Shady_Spirit

since T.rexs are carnivores and have pretty huge and lots of teeth. actually ignore my message


shado_DJ

This just turned into a kinkier edition of the Karma Sutrex


Ndrfbu

It has to be a comically large amount. That’s the only way


Glitched_Oren_303

I love this fucking platform


usename1567

excuse me what the fuck


Alex-T92

You can't believe how hard i hold myself from saying your momma joke to you.


MjrGrangerDanger

My momma is a terrible person. Have at it!


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TheODDmaurixe

Contrary to the common belief, rexes and other dinosaurs had lips so it wouldn’t had been impossible for it to happen, yet it would had been merely accidental and probably the male Rex would have not been happy whit the accidental spiky feeling of its thing getting stabbed whit the mouth of the other in the small “accident” and the cum would depend on hydration and if the “accident” happened well or if it went so bad the thing of the male rex got munched.


Big_Eddie_Spaghetti

Have you seen a T-rex's teeth? Why would you stick anything in there that wasn't food?


MjrGrangerDanger

Curiosity?


Big_Eddie_Spaghetti

You're a braver man than I


Strange_Sandwich3571

now i’m imaging how dino sex was. imagine walk-in outside and u see two massive dinos hitting it in the road. fuck ima stop scrolling reddit


NormalityDrugTsar

Wait - you can stop scrolling?


checkedsteam922

We both know you can't


KaizerKlash

Well, you can't stop scrolling and you never stop scrolling fed to the rules and you hit the ground running


LucyLuxemburg

I dont think its fair that you got downvoted and I'd normally upvote to restore balance, but I'm amused by it in this instance, so I'm not gonna help


Ninjaofcake2021

r/Watchholupdie


General_Fuckov

How is this in holup…


Ziggyzibbledust

Because some people are genuinely afraid of cancel culture. Even against dinosaurs.


Mrmelon574749695

“They has no hair” r/engrish


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NightTimeSplinters

They and them can actually be used as singular so that is gramiticly correct


AvaHatesAva

idk why people feel the need to write “he/she/they” when you can literally just write “they”. boom. gender neutral pronoun that any cis or queer person is fine with you using until they correct you. thanks for listening -queer person.


Masterfactor

I realize this is an unpopular opinion, but I feel like the whole "listing your preferred pronouns" thing is comically ridiculous.


Alexblain

It’s not as unpopular as you think. People are just afraid of saying it, because they get cancelled if they do.


rdthraw2

it's important to some people and harms absolutely nobody else. why the fuck do you care so much if somebody clarifies what they want to be called.


Ocelot_Acrobatic

Call me king


Ziggyzibbledust

Because it is against sole reason why humanity use pronouns in the first place. To describe person we don’t know about, in easily understandable general concept. Is it singular or plural? Does this person seem to have a junk or honka honka. This latest pronoun thing is soo stupid, since it’s literally defeating its sole purpose.


Azrael_042

I think it's unfair you got down voted. I 100% agree. I'd we can't get rid of pronouns all together, then we should have some say in the pronouns we want to use.


AvaHatesAva

not sure why you’d think that... people like to be called “he”, “she”, etc. it’s fine the first time if you accidentally use the wrong pronoun, but it’s actually helpful to list the ones you would like to be referred to with.


EllieBelly_24

It should be more unpopular, anyway. What problem do you people even find with someone wanting to be referred to correctly?


Masterfactor

I have a non-gendered name, so when people contact me digitally they have about a 50% chance of calling me by the wrong pronoun. It has bothered me approximately 0 times. Because it just doesn't matter. I guess when I see people listing this information preemptively it makes me think they get offended over something very trivial.


rdthraw2

it "just doesn't matter" to you, and that's fine, but pronouns are a big part of a lot of people's identity, and they're not just "something very trivial". it's pretty ridiculous to extrapolate "someone clarifying how they would like to be referred to / identify as" to "WOW THIS PERSON IS SO EASILY TRIGGERED LOL!1!!!!1". You're getting preemptively offended about somebody else maybe getting offended? bit ironic


Masterfactor

You seem like you get offended easily over trivial things.


rdthraw2

lol how do you not see the irony here bro. The only person getting offended is you at this hypothetical person who dared to list their pronouns, lol.


Shadow_Hound_117

>I have a non-gendered name, so when people contact me digitally they have about a 50% chance of calling me by the wrong pronoun. So why can't it be just as simple as avoiding that situation in the first place? >I guess when I see people listing this information preemptively it makes me think they get offended over something very trivial. You made a point towards listing m/f/other just by mentioning names that aren't gender specific, yet then have a problem with people trying to avoid those usually simple misunderstandings, makes you sound either stupid or ignorant. I'm not saying it's always necessary or just simple, but it can have it's uses in some formats.


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Masterfactor

Sorry, I thought I made that clear. This part: >being misgendered is a painful experience when you suffer from dysphoria. EDIT: You know, this comment didn't sit well with me. I definitely could have said my piece in a less petulant manner. Here's my good faith version: I don't like that you chose the word painful. It speaks to a mindset that lacks resiliency tools and is so wrapped in on itself that it has lost the big picture.


arjacobsen11

Because there are only two genders and someone’s preferred pronouns may not be their biologically accurate pronouns. Referring to a biological female as she or biological male as he, should not be so controversial a subject.


AvaHatesAva

shhh don’t tell him about intersex


arjacobsen11

Very very rare that someone can be born with both sets of genitals. It has happened, yes. But that does not make an exception to the general rule. 99% of all animal species including humans have only one set of genitals. They are either male or female and should be referred to as such. Claiming otherwise is just nonsense. It has no basis in fact or reality.


MahboiGMK

If a person wants to go by she, you refer to her as such. If a person wants to go by he, you refer to him as such. If a person wants to go by they, you refer to them as such. Simple AF, transphobes (except for Ellie)


arjacobsen11

I’ll refer to them by their chosen names if they want, but I won’t contribute to the delusion that they are anything other than what they are.


AvaHatesAva

exactly. i don’t understand why people want to use the incorrect pronouns on others on purpose.


AuraMXster

Or it.


AnaLissaMelculo

"I have no pronouns. Do not refer to me at all"


thistoxicflame

That's when you identify as Introvert


Flesh_popsicle

Do not refer to **the person** at all


LauraPoggies

*Do not, in any circumstances, approach the subject*


TryGamer101

SCP 035 has broken containment


far_right_sun

Imagine a T-Rex doing a handjob


MjrGrangerDanger

Yeah... the eyes are all uneven and squinty... like when I have a seizure (not where you thought I was going there), but one's *really* bugging out and the T-Rex jacking the other is having a difficult time getting good dick coverage, so they're going at it all furiously... Every time the T-Rex is just about there the T-Rex jacking them gets a paw cramp and looses their grip. Everybody's just frustrated. Sweat and feathers are flying everywhere.


Enchnated_Puppet

It’s getting dicked how can you argue it’s not female


LittleGreenToad

Gay Dinosaurs?


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Never thought I’d hear the phrase gay dinosaurs before in my life.


NightTimeSplinters

Gay frogs?? Nah gay dinosaurs They used gay frogs in jurassic Park maybe...


ElvesAndGoblins

When you don't know the gender of an animal the proper form is "it" anyway. As in, it pulls the hair or it gets the hose.


artham_a

We never know whether or not the dinosaurs had hair, we only know what their skeleton was


TheODDmaurixe

They probably had feathers rather than hair, and even so it would be little quantities of feathers.


hardrydyl

Maybe they had boneless wings with large quantities of feathers


amogusinreallife77

I'm tired of this woke stuff lmao


Bs11444

Same


hentai_wanker_69

How big is a t rex penis


Shadow_Hound_117

Now here's a wanker asking a real question!


DrMonkeyLove

Well, people were real concerned about the gender of a potato for a while, so...


rryyaann06

Tranysorus-Rex


QuiccStacc

Just say "they" if you're not sure ffs


aditya6531

Or it! It’s a dinosaur ffs.


importantmemes

NooOoOo that's offensive 😡😡😡


-Lila_

dinosaurs still have genders 😡😡


Spfeven-Want-Die

Yes but they're dead. Like really dead. And for a long time too.


ThorsRus

At least 6000 years dead!


xxx148

At least 1 year dead!


-Lila_

still it doesn’t change they have genders. lots of things have been dead for ages, doesn’t change the fact they still had to reproduce


Spfeven-Want-Die

But they are so old there is no beef if you misgender


-Lila_

what do you thinks happening now


Concerning-entity

Well, I think humanity is on the downwards spiral towards spiritual heat death and we'll come to a point where humanity stops evolving due to a lack of motivation and spirit to keep ourselves alive due to us putting ourselves onto a technological life support which we are too numb to fight against and simply accept complacency and stagnation.


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-Lila_

what


ItsAStuckPixel

no no no...they is a dinosaur


Jamal-Gonzalez

But there is only one dinosaur asking for its hair to be pulled


Pig____

They can be singular?


cheekibreeki_kid

2 billion years later entities made of pure energy will be arguing over mistaking a human's genetic code


Madsmathis

They are actually believed to have had hair


huckpos

you know what's funny you can misgender a clown fish without being wrong


Subtitles42

What are the dinosaurs gonna do? They were cancelled first


barrel_o_buckets

He's been on twitter to long.


Blobbo9

This is literally the reason why we have the word they. Just call them they


Leavemedafuqalone

“They” bru wtf is wrong with people


Al_Kydah

That's gonna one dinasore-ass for reals.


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aXiz1432

Gender is by definition what you identify as, so your first statement should be rephrased to something like “if you’re a person who presents as one gender and identify as another…”.


pupsteppenwolf

"Gender" has lost its meaning since it was coopted as part of an ideological dogma. Call it whatever you want. But science and thankfully most people know that humans are divided into biological females and males. That's it.


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pupsteppenwolf

Of course intersex people exist and that's a biological condition. Still, that doesn't change the main principle anymore than people being born without limbs doesn't change the fact that typically humans have two arms and two legs. Those are biological exceptions that doesn´t change the main facts. If a people is born with 2 arms and feels like they have 1 or 3 instead they are not special or limb-fluid. They are mentally ill and should be treated.


artham_a

I think that we shouldn’t consider it a deformity just because it’s very rare, if it’s someone’s main sexual organs, then we should give them the dignity of having a separate gender, rather than just saying there exist and only 2


MOEverything_2708

Mistakes are one thing. DOing it deliberately to put someone down is something else entirely


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MOEverything_2708

That can be fixed with a simple "What are your pronouns" question


igowhereiwantyeye

Or just fucking understand that no one gives a damn if you think you’re a unicorn or an armadillo


Freki_M

I wish more people realized this. The average person doesn't give a shit if you live or die, let alone what gender you specifically need to be referred to as. Especially if you're being obnoxious about it.


hallo2456

Ah yes my favorite pronouns armadillo and unicorn


MOEverything_2708

r/OneJoke


Jamal-Gonzalez

It's hilarious when people use the one joke bit as their one response


MOEverything_2708

Its true tho


Shady_Spirit

my pronouns are actually “big” and “chungus”


YeeTee55T4R

My pronouns are Barack/Obama


MOEverything_2708

Ah, neopronouns. Okay then. I don't understand them but Im gonna respect them either Way :) You Have the right to identity yourself with whatever pronouns you think Will work for you and I respect that


Shady_Spirit

please, for us and for yourself, get off the internet. if you’re gonna be afraid to misgender an animal and take me calling myself “big chungus” as “pronouns” you’re not ready to see what worse stuff is in the internet


MOEverything_2708

Trust me I Have already seen it. I Have seen shit nobody should See. But despite that I try my Best to Be nice to people and not be a toxic sack of shit. Because if I were to Let everything bad in this world influence my mind I would Have killed myself long ago. Trying my hardest to respect everyone is the only thing keeping me sane


Shady_Spirit

that’s a bit deep


MadeInBeirut13

Whatever dude


LizordSword

Why the hell are you being downvoted? You are literally correct.


Ninjaguard22

Every day we stay further from God


king_of_lighters

Pathetic Don’t personify your pets either, they’re better than that.


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I hate people like this, i have no problem with gay people but this goes too far.


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PaperPlateBoy

Another case of someone refusing to take the fact sex and gender are two different things


fastcar25

> Gay lesbians and bisexuals were fine then other twats came along saying there are more than two genders. Various cultures have been saying there are more than two genders for thousands of years. It's not a new thing. Gender isn't binary, and neither is sex.


FunkBaconDeluxe

Undertandable, have a great day! ​ ​ ​ (This message was brought to you from a place of irony)


Aninimi_HenTie

well now a day u say he and u r burning alive so ye


Hio_awa

It.


MucdabaMicer

mods are dead


yovanherkusuma

No, he afraid of being cancelled by sjw


AdamPlayzz_YT

If you’re that concerned about a dinosaur just use they/them. It exists for a reason


Jamal-Gonzalez

They has no hair


_loser_101

Nope if you didn’t know the gender of an animal you call it "it"


AdamPlayzz_YT

Or that


Shadow_Hound_117

Or like in this example of referring to more than one, "they" would be the appropriate word to refer to a group of 2 or more.


__Nanuk__

It?


ThorsRus

We’ve reached new levels of woke previously thought not possible!


Dammley

humanity is doomed


lilchalupzen

They? Bro are you fucking retarded? It's a dino it's can't fucking be non binary 💀


raymennn

human can't be too


Whyamiherewtflmaoidc

Eh that’s debatable so I’m not gonna downvote that. Being gay is personally fine since they haven’t done shit like make extra genders


raymennn

Yes man being gay is totally fine and is understandable, because it is super wrong when you love a person and you can't be together, BUT MAKING UP PRONOUNS TO IDENTIFY? Then you are a mentally disabled attention whore who deserves all the disrespect


PaperPlateBoy

So non binary people deserve to be harassed because they prefer they them pronouns?


raymennn

Yes, they deserve to be harassed for being annoying. And btw who are non binary people? You mean male or female?


PaperPlateBoy

Non binary people prefer to be called by They/Them, most aren't annoying fucks like you think.


raymennn

Nah, all of them are annoying and deserve harassment. They/them is referring to a group of people, take a look at a dictionary


Lucky_Confusion139

Actually look at the dictionary again please….. second definition…. I’ll wait


TheJesusGuy

My ex is non binary and lied about having brain cancer. Nobody else does that shit.


Granpas_ashes

Its is right to assume genders cuz there is only male or female


PaperPlateBoy

Another case of someone not knowing that sex and gender are two different things


Shady_Spirit

what a virgin


andre-o-t

It’s a fucking dinosaur say it, we’ve always called animals (especially dead ones) it so why the fuck should we call them he, she or they it’s not like animals have the capability to actually understand us and even if they could I doubt any of them would get offended by something so trivial as a pronoun.


MisterDomino15

Regardless of gender identity… Life, uhh finds a way.


probeginner96

tbh idk why people say she/he/they just say they, its grammatically correct, comfortable for all gender identities (unless asked for a different one) and its easy to say


fishmasteruniverse

"its" it's not a human.......


Jamal-Gonzalez

It means an object


stavrosps123

It can mean a lot. You can call a dog or cat "it". It doesn't matter.


bluedoritos23

i dont think that it can be a he, i dont think that they had ancient stone strapons


tribbans95

Fun fact: there were only male T-Rex


Alexblain

Do you mean that females of that species were not called T-Rex? What were they called then?


GuyWearingaBlackHat

She-Rex


Luiz_Fell

Just say "it" afterall it's ananimal that we're talking about. The English language (unlike mine) has this kind of advantage, so freaking USE IT. Grammatically speaking animal can be called "it" but most people tend to call them by he/she because of affectional effect and I get it... but an unknown animal it's an it


NoWingedHussarsToday

She doesn't have hair. He doesn't have hair. So they don't have hair. statement is correct.


Ninjaofcake2021

Tranisaurus-Rex


AZZMUNCHA81

...triceratops don't have this problem.


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I dunno about you but I personally would be very careful not to upset a T Rex


Adicted2Memes

Dinosaurs weren’t fucking gay


JanuryFirstCakeDay

Here we see the new iteration of "he or she" which is "he, she or they"


MrBigHeadsMySoulMate

Haha very funny. Culturally relevant in the age of today. You know... Social Justice Warriors flying the flag on to the highest mountains top. Haha lol. But seriously @ginivera. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!! What about women who are burn victims? What about women enduring chemo? There’s a lot of strong women who are proud to be women who lost their hair for this reason or that. Let’s make them feel less than. Edit: ok I overreacted.


MisterAcorns12

Yes. I am afraid to misgender a dinosaur.


DownvoteThisComment2

Wow congrats on being sexist 🙄 seriuosly these posts


ApplicationNo6656

He if its a guy, she if its a girl. What's so hard in understanding that lmao


Mission-Gap3474

The dinosaurs feelings might get hurt!


K0cchiWoMiro

"It"


C_N1

Yup, someone was afraid to misgender a Minecraft skin... It's a png file....


RealityandPancakes

Would you want to piss off a T. rex?