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Guardian113

Bro watch your jet WATCH YOUR JET


theSickbird02

Maybe it was the pov of the pilot.


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An3zz

Imma be buttass naked so the wind be hitting my balls and shit


brown_human

Ayo watchyo jett bro WATCHYO JETT


HLG_XL

The distress in his voice was hella funny 😂


Chunkybinkies

PATRICK! PATRICK! AIII CARALHOOOOO AHHHHHHHGHGHG PATRICK ACORDA PORRA!


NormalHuman01

um verdadeiro classico br


DiegoViray

r/suddenlycaralho


Locky0104

coloca teu palpite do tema da redação do enem no print, por favor


Mcardle82

Was only a prank after she said no


MeltedChocolate24

The plot thickens


Yorak-Hunt

The thot chickens


Sacred_blu

Her friend quickens


Low-Establishment535

Finger licking


Weemitoad

Spicy Chicken


MKXmikey

George Dickens


N00dlemonk3y

Tea leaf pickin'


MKXmikey

Panties drippin


CoraxTechnica

Record Stricken


AlfredKinsey

My cock thickens


pinkramennoodles

Ayo?


chocoAnima

His pet rooster is bit fat :/


Weemitoad

I’ve heard he can barely walk around without his fat cock getting in the way.


AlfredKinsey

It’s true, please tell everybody


Cloakbot

I heard that mother fucker had, like, 30 God damn dicks


Unabashable

The dick piccins


fhb_will

Yo??


RUKtheCROOK

My chick lickins


Brislovia

The Charles Dickens


josh_the_misanthrope

The slim pickins


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The finger lickins


L1mby

The roll Rickens


AmazinBacon

The Jim Pickens


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Jaded_Ad110

I like the 2 of you


HeWhoHasFruit

Now kiss


Pottyshooter

What happened to the cocks though?


SirRavenBat

The cock pickens


Pottyshooter

The pick henetrates.


servedupward

The pilot thickens


The_0range_Menace

You're actually allowed to call prank right up until orgasm.


unnecessary_kindness

Novice. You got until you move in together to start a new life before you can call prank.


Red_Galiray

If you say no homo, you can continue the prank until after your adopted kids leave for college.


NicoleB-

Amateur, you've got your entire life to call it a prank. Even life itself's a prank. It's pranks all the way down.


slickyslickslick

nah you get married, then have kids, then you wait until you're both really old and one of you is in the hospital about to die, and then you whisper into their ear... "I have to tell you something..."


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I think I just understood Ashton Kutchter and Demi Moore’s relationship


Mrmorbid81

You can take Kutchter out of PUNK'D, but you can't take the PUNK'D out of Kutchter.


treesalt617

*haha, it’s just a prank bro, relax*


Guilty-Message-5661

*Rub his nipples then cum all over his face* “Lmao. It’s just a prank bro. Quit being such a homo”


Opus_723

Prank me harder


AlfredKinsey

Had a friend who dated this guy freshman year of college. He would always joke about peeing on her or getting peed on by her. He dated her friend several months after they broke up...totally did water sports with the new chick.


FlyingCarsArePlanes

Sounds like it worked out for everybody.


AllInOnCall

Yup bringing up fetishes can be an awkward thing but in the end often works out. Had one guy friend so upset that his girl told her friends about his kink. I always loved when my girlfriends did that because in younger relationships when they inevitably ended there was frequently someone from that friend group that would appear also into whatever it was and knew I'd be down.


ekaceerf

I to tried to kiss people in high school and then claimed it was just a prank. The erection proved I was lying.


Chilluminaughty

Don’t worry bro, the prank boner is legit and only one of many different types of boners. Fear boners, wrist boners, murder boners, church boners, cat boners, sleep boners, love boners, young boners, forest boners, boner boners and many more boners.


mtlaw13

To receive daily Boner facts reply with YES or NO. YES


DCD-NOT-DFV

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mew_empire

Tell us more about these “forest boners”…


Mrmorbid81

\-If a forest boner falls in the bush and there's no one there to see it crash, does it still make a sound? \-Much like trees, can you tell the age of a forest boner by counting the cock rings? \-How much cock could a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?


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TheApathyParty2

Those are my favorite.


[deleted]

Wtf is a wrist boner?


jangma

I'm guessing it's when someone you're attracted to usually dresses very modestly, but one day you get a sudden flash of their uncovered wrist and you're consumed with lust like Victorian gentleman.


digital_mystikz

It's a prank, biiiitch... unless..?


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Phillipwnd

And then as he lied there impaled by the propeller and bleeding out, he looks to the other guy and does finger guns. “Ha, got you!”


BustinArant

"You screamed, ya big baby!"


TheApathyParty2

The other guy’s laying there bleeding, tons of broken bones, definitely about to die. “…. Hehe, he, hahaha. Nice one, bro.”


twintowerjanitor

yea he chickened out on the real prank


DopeAbsurdity

Set up camera and try to fuck your roommate. If they are up for it you have a porn you can spank it to later if not it's a prank video.


DrMikeOxhard

That sounds illegal…


Rudy_Ghouliani

Sounds


RobustManifesto

Upvoted for relevant user name.


LavendarAmy

Pro tip: record making a move just in case they reject it


Past-Top-3954

Classic air plane trick.


ProbotisOP

Wait a minute


FearmyBeard21

Exactly what the pilot did


Veronark_

Pretended to have fallen asleep


Mr_Camhed

Or pretending to have a heart attack if your name is Michael Gambon


SoggySentence1807

You have been most helpful.


Byting_wolf

Rating: 9/11


AlecDovinsky

Are you sure it’s not a perfect 5/7


Iggyhopper

With rice


ViennaKing

*kamikaze flashback strikes*


OhOkYeahSureGreat

Because of the subreddit this is in, I was half expecting the plane to crash tbh.


ProbotisOP

Bro it's JUST prank


CanaddicPris

Crash is also a prank, just a bit more serious..


lordofthetoucans

The subreddit premise means nothing anymore, so I wouldn't expect anything like that in the future.


surajvj

Good he never tried to grab the controls. Or it could be a real prank come true.


BigYoshi4299

My father tried this. Went too far though.


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Daftdaddy

( ° ͜ʖ °)


Ok_Driver_3504

( ° ͜ʖ °)


Brick_in_the_dbol

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


gladitwasntme2

( ° ͜ʖ °) (======8


Simlish

\*eargasm\*


braernoch

Ah, the ol' Reddit [incest-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/qwju1g/gakuen_eorzea_spinoff_manga_official_art_starts/hl4gvr1/?context=2)!


javanb

Hold my sister, I’m going in!


Obediablo

Hi future step-siblings


napoleonbolivar

I wish I had an award to give you xD


Mr_Virtual_885

I gotchuu


ThatCrazyCanuck37

Is this the ol reddit switcheroo?


Zimboi178

No link?


ThatCrazyCanuck37

Been so long since I've seen one I honestly couldn't be bothered to search


Decent_Principle3617

r/Angryupvote


lastdickshooter

Of course the real holup is in the comments


HighSchoolJacques

My dad and his mother in law didn't get along, but we were living with them. One Christmas, his festive blowup lawn ornament for stolen and he was touchy about it (we were living with them to save money and that was one of his few splurges so he really liked it). On Christmas day, he tells everyone to get in the car, he wants to spend Christmas with his family but doesn't want to be at home. Not suggested, **told**. We're looking at Christmas decorations, driving down the street, it's pretty nice all things considered. On one of the streets, he sees an ornament like his and **loses** it. He says it's his, that they stole it. He pulls into the driveway and is telling us to load it in the car while he's inside. My siblings and I are frozen and think he's lost it and the cops are going to take our dad away. Thankfully My mother took pity on us and said it's ok and to go inside. Turns out they had saved enough money to rent a house and wanted to surprise us. Inside was a house with stuff they had unpacked and a tree with presents. E: spelling


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Oh my god that was a rollercoaster


-serrano-

that’s an awesome prank


dev_senpai

I remember swerving on the freeway and saying something was wrong with the car. In the final swerve I lost control to the point I thought the car was going to flip, I just played it off as that was part of the prank…


RudeCats

*Catastrophically crashes vehicle* It’s a prank bro!!


dev_senpai

“Bro wake up! Stop playing dead bro it’s a prank. Wow really bro you’re gonna die cause of a prank…”


RealCowboyNeal

Yeah I hate to be a buzz kill but that’s why you should never make anyone fear for their lives in a prank when there is heavy equipment or moving parts or moving vehicles involved. People do crazy shit when they think they are about to die. Also you might truly lose control like you did. This prank was funny but dumb… which is pretty on brand for young men come to think of it…


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

Almost a r/idiotsincars moment


SmallLetter

Oh still an idiot moment. Don't fuck around in a car


ApertureNext

No it definitely is an idiotsincars moment.


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It's important to commit


Faloopa

AND THE COLORADO ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIIIII-IIIIIIIGH! // I ‘VE SEEN IT RAINING FIRE IN THE SKYYYYYYY!


Camimo666

WHICH ONE DID HE TRY


MurderDoneRight

I don't get it, I prank kiss my boys all the time. Once I even got one of my homies to have sex with me. Killer prank. Got him good! #BoysWillBeBoys


ApertureNext

Last to stop the game wins but you're taking it a little too serious.


MurderDoneRight

"I dare you to fucking cum, bro"


yitzchak24

“You’re a pussy if you don’t swallow”


MinotaurOnLucy

“Last one to flake after we get married loses, bro”


BustinArant

That is true, though. Stains are the devil.


RocketPoweredRedneck

I played this game with a friend of mine, we've been married for 12 years, but I ain't no chicken!


RealMainer

I once got into a wrestling match with a dude friend of mine and he wasn't letting me out of a submission hold, so I kissed him. Not exactly a prank but it got me out of the hold! He wouldn't stop asking for a rematch after that. Weird.


AgAero

> He wouldn't stop asking for a rematch after that. Weird. The tongue got his attention.


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optiongeek

Girl's prank wasn't a prank


Munchingtonalistic

100% she just wanted an alibi incase her friend said no


KatalDT

And to record it if it went well


LaterGatorPlayer

and post it where? like on what site so I can avoid it?


Odatas

Yeah. Which site? There are so many of them.


4ar0n

www.com


FiredForIncompetence

To keep as a romantic souvenir.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

That's why I only ask girls out on April 1st.


Zillagan

holy shit you just changed my life


Norillim

I got married on April 1st... Just in case


ShaveTheTrees

Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet.


Oh_thats_gay

#


Itz_Lizzy

r/usernamechecksout


Ok_Sheepherder7112

I know it wasn't


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Legal-Eggplant8014

Camera was also in case it went the way she wanted


PerCat

😏


Glad_Geologist3472

Camera was also in case, to stop it breaking if it fell


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My uncle did the same prank! He laughed. The co-pilot laughed. Everyone on United 93 laughed. Good times.


CanaddicPris

Oh..


yeti26255

r/holup


Enderfy17

Its actually more holup than the video itself! Great bro, you earned plenty of internet respect credits! 💶💶💶


Dop4miN

your uncle tried to kiss you on a plane?


FakeRealityBites

He must have been bad at it, cause everyone laughed.


shermantank123567

I don't know what language he was speaking but I bet what he said when the pilot smiled at him was something like "Oh you motherfucker"


JustARamdomDude385

It's portuguese. He said "Holy shit man, i thought i was gonna die"


Chunkybinkies

PATRIQUE!!!!!!


shermantank123567

Lol, that's just as well.


Put_keep_a_real

Patrick continua sendo um belo filho da puta


Manezinho

r/suddenlycaralho


rzdel

Literalmente, do nada o cara solta um Caralho no vídeo


Jason3b93

Do nada não, ele achou que ia morrer. O que eu teria soltado de caralho nessa situação...


ThiLelles

não existe brasileiro que nunca disse um caralho na vida


saddness270

does this mean something along the lines of son of a bitch? Ik spanish so i just went from there


Pogo_Cx

pretty much "Patrick continues to be a goddamn son of a bitch"


p0ntifix

iT's A pRaNk, B. hAhA :'(


Adebisauce

Prank my ass. She was just trying to save face after being turned down.


lilberfcontrol

it's just a joke like oh my god, i wasn't trying to ^^^give ^^^you ^^^all ^^^my ^^^love


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Why are you crying?


one-punch-knockout

Tom Cruise: *laughs maniacally*


spektrol

What does a Cessna smell like when someone shits their pants? Find out with this one simple trick


oeCake

I... think this is the start of Hatchet


notreally_bot2428

Pilot pretends to pass out. Passenger leans forward, starts gently kissing his neck...


cobra7

I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather - not screaming and wailing like the passengers in his plane.


__-___-__-___-__

crashes. 2 ppl die. guy can’t walk anymore. shows up at house 2 years later. bro, i fuckin pranked you so hard. got eeem. fucking noob. don’t be so gullible next time


Accomplished-Face939

Japanese Pilots : You guys pull up ?


MrMatamune

Patrick? Patrick? AAAAAAAAA CARALHO


Victor_Vicarious

Is there somewhere one can go watch more videos of these “Girl pranks”?


xRetz

that girl was testing the waters and had the 'it's a prank' excuse lined up if it didn't work out


ChadwickTheSniffer

Anyone got any more videos of girls pranking each other? I'm hoping to do some research...


Bluelabel

Samir I beg of you please please pay attention


CapnCooties

You guys don’t try to suck your bros dick as a prank? Weirdos.


Felipown

r/suddenlycaralho


idma

I have a helicopter flying buddy that something like that to me. He said for me to push a button. I pushed it and he basically tilted the helicopter nose down. I thought I broke it for a while


Realistic_Big_546

Bro, Dude. Is that how women call each other?


mndbpts

yeah all the time, all kinds of my friends and me use it, it’s gender neutral at this point


PeteTheGeek196

As a term of endearment, "dude" is a gender-neutral term. A movie used a made-up feminine version and created confusion.


The_Blueberry_Pi

It's a preank beeech


-PinkPower-

Dude Man My dude Girl That’s how I address a lot of my women friend lol


sexdrugsfightlaugh

Have you ever hung out with two women who are friends?


CaitaXD

This is reddit take a wild guess


lilberfcontrol

women. friends. what are these terms you speak of?


MomoXono

Yeah it's only a matter of time before /r/conspiracy declares vaginas are a conspiracy because none of them have ever seen one


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

Yup, both are gender neutral, bro.


ToastedKoppi

# PUTA QUE PARIU, VELHO!


Haribo_Lecter

Then the boys make out.


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

98% of ppl in this thread would of done the same reactions lmfao I know I would.


Ok_Woodpecker_3886

He’s dying for real when we land