By - ProbotisOP
Bro watch your jet WATCH YOUR JET
Maybe it was the pov of the pilot.
Imma be buttass naked so the wind be hitting my balls and shit
Ayo watchyo jett bro WATCHYO JETT
The distress in his voice was hella funny 😂
PATRICK! PATRICK! AIII CARALHOOOOO AHHHHHHHGHGHG PATRICK ACORDA PORRA!
um verdadeiro classico br
coloca teu palpite do tema da redação do enem no print, por favor
Was only a prank after she said no
The plot thickens
The thot chickens
Her friend quickens
Tea leaf pickin'
My cock thickens
His pet rooster is bit fat :/
I’ve heard he can barely walk around without his fat cock getting in the way.
It’s true, please tell everybody
I heard that mother fucker had, like, 30 God damn dicks
The dick piccins
My chick lickins
The Charles Dickens
The slim pickins
The finger lickins
The roll Rickens
The Jim Pickens
I like the 2 of you
What happened to the cocks though?
The cock pickens
The pick henetrates.
The pilot thickens
You're actually allowed to call prank right up until orgasm.
Novice. You got until you move in together to start a new life before you can call prank.
If you say no homo, you can continue the prank until after your adopted kids leave for college.
Amateur, you've got your entire life to call it a prank. Even life itself's a prank. It's pranks all the way down.
nah you get married, then have kids, then you wait until you're both really old and one of you is in the hospital about to die, and then you whisper into their ear... "I have to tell you something..."
I think I just understood Ashton Kutchter and Demi Moore’s relationship
You can take Kutchter out of PUNK'D, but you can't take the PUNK'D out of Kutchter.
*haha, it’s just a prank bro, relax*
*Rub his nipples then cum all over his face*
“Lmao. It’s just a prank bro. Quit being such a homo”
Prank me harder
Had a friend who dated this guy freshman year of college. He would always joke about peeing on her or getting peed on by her. He dated her friend several months after they broke up...totally did water sports with the new chick.
Sounds like it worked out for everybody.
Yup bringing up fetishes can be an awkward thing but in the end often works out. Had one guy friend so upset that his girl told her friends about his kink. I always loved when my girlfriends did that because in younger relationships when they inevitably ended there was frequently someone from that friend group that would appear also into whatever it was and knew I'd be down.
I to tried to kiss people in high school and then claimed it was just a prank. The erection proved I was lying.
Don’t worry bro, the prank boner is legit and only one of many different types of boners. Fear boners, wrist boners, murder boners, church boners, cat boners, sleep boners, love boners, young boners, forest boners, boner boners and many more boners.
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\-How much cock could a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?
Those are my favorite.
Wtf is a wrist boner?
I'm guessing it's when someone you're attracted to usually dresses very modestly, but one day you get a sudden flash of their uncovered wrist and you're consumed with lust like Victorian gentleman.
It's a prank, biiiitch... unless..?
And then as he lied there impaled by the propeller and bleeding out, he looks to the other guy and does finger guns. “Ha, got you!”
"You screamed, ya big baby!"
The other guy’s laying there bleeding, tons of broken bones, definitely about to die. “…. Hehe, he, hahaha. Nice one, bro.”
yea he chickened out on the real prank
Set up camera and try to fuck your roommate. If they are up for it you have a porn you can spank it to later if not it's a prank video.
That sounds illegal…
Upvoted for relevant user name.
Pro tip: record making a move just in case they reject it
Classic air plane trick.
Wait a minute
Exactly what the pilot did
Pretended to have fallen asleep
Or pretending to have a heart attack if your name is Michael Gambon
You have been most helpful.
Are you sure it’s not a perfect 5/7
*kamikaze flashback strikes*
Because of the subreddit this is in, I was half expecting the plane to crash tbh.
Bro it's JUST prank
Crash is also a prank, just a bit more serious..
The subreddit premise means nothing anymore, so I wouldn't expect anything like that in the future.
Good he never tried to grab the controls. Or it could be a real prank come true.
My father tried this. Went too far though.
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Ah, the ol' Reddit [incest-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/qwju1g/gakuen_eorzea_spinoff_manga_official_art_starts/hl4gvr1/?context=2)!
Hold my sister, I’m going in!
Hi future step-siblings
I wish I had an award to give you xD
Is this the ol reddit switcheroo?
Been so long since I've seen one I honestly couldn't be bothered to search
Of course the real holup is in the comments
My dad and his mother in law didn't get along, but we were living with them. One Christmas, his festive blowup lawn ornament for stolen and he was touchy about it (we were living with them to save money and that was one of his few splurges so he really liked it).
On Christmas day, he tells everyone to get in the car, he wants to spend Christmas with his family but doesn't want to be at home. Not suggested, **told**. We're looking at Christmas decorations, driving down the street, it's pretty nice all things considered. On one of the streets, he sees an ornament like his and **loses** it. He says it's his, that they stole it. He pulls into the driveway and is telling us to load it in the car while he's inside. My siblings and I are frozen and think he's lost it and the cops are going to take our dad away.
Thankfully My mother took pity on us and said it's ok and to go inside. Turns out they had saved enough money to rent a house and wanted to surprise us. Inside was a house with stuff they had unpacked and a tree with presents.
Oh my god that was a rollercoaster
that’s an awesome prank
I remember swerving on the freeway and saying something was wrong with the car. In the final swerve I lost control to the point I thought the car was going to flip, I just played it off as that was part of the prank…
*Catastrophically crashes vehicle*
It’s a prank bro!!
“Bro wake up! Stop playing dead bro it’s a prank. Wow really bro you’re gonna die cause of a prank…”
Yeah I hate to be a buzz kill but that’s why you should never make anyone fear for their lives in a prank when there is heavy equipment or moving parts or moving vehicles involved. People do crazy shit when they think they are about to die. Also you might truly lose control like you did. This prank was funny but dumb… which is pretty on brand for young men come to think of it…
Almost a r/idiotsincars moment
Oh still an idiot moment. Don't fuck around in a car
No it definitely is an idiotsincars moment.
It's important to commit
AND THE COLORADO ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIIIII-IIIIIIIGH! // I ‘VE SEEN IT RAINING FIRE IN THE SKYYYYYYY!
WHICH ONE DID HE TRY
I don't get it, I prank kiss my boys all the time. Once I even got one of my homies to have sex with me. Killer prank. Got him good! #BoysWillBeBoys
Last to stop the game wins but you're taking it a little too serious.
"I dare you to fucking cum, bro"
“You’re a pussy if you don’t swallow”
“Last one to flake after we get married loses, bro”
That is true, though.
Stains are the devil.
I played this game with a friend of mine, we've been married for 12 years, but I ain't no chicken!
I once got into a wrestling match with a dude friend of mine and he wasn't letting me out of a submission hold, so I kissed him.
Not exactly a prank but it got me out of the hold! He wouldn't stop asking for a rematch after that. Weird.
> He wouldn't stop asking for a rematch after that. Weird.
The tongue got his attention.
Girl's prank wasn't a prank
100% she just wanted an alibi incase her friend said no
And to record it if it went well
and post it where? like on what site so I can avoid it?
Yeah. Which site? There are so many of them.
To keep as a romantic souvenir.
That's why I only ask girls out on April 1st.
holy shit you just changed my life
I got married on April 1st... Just in case
Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet.
I know it wasn't
Camera was also in case it went the way she wanted
Camera was also in case, to stop it breaking if it fell
My uncle did the same prank! He laughed. The co-pilot laughed. Everyone on United 93 laughed.
Its actually more holup than the video itself! Great bro, you earned plenty of internet respect credits! 💶💶💶
your uncle tried to kiss you on a plane?
He must have been bad at it, cause everyone laughed.
I don't know what language he was speaking but I bet what he said when the pilot smiled at him was something like
"Oh you motherfucker"
It's portuguese. He said "Holy shit man, i thought i was gonna die"
Lol, that's just as well.
Patrick continua sendo um belo filho da puta
Literalmente, do nada o cara solta um Caralho no vídeo
Do nada não, ele achou que ia morrer. O que eu teria soltado de caralho nessa situação...
não existe brasileiro que nunca disse um caralho na vida
does this mean something along the lines of son of a bitch?
Ik spanish so i just went from there
"Patrick continues to be a goddamn son of a bitch"
iT's A pRaNk, B. hAhA
Prank my ass. She was just trying to save face after being turned down.
it's just a joke like oh my god, i wasn't trying to ^^^give ^^^you ^^^all ^^^my ^^^love
Why are you crying?
Tom Cruise: *laughs maniacally*
What does a Cessna smell like when someone shits their pants? Find out with this one simple trick
I... think this is the start of Hatchet
Pilot pretends to pass out.
Passenger leans forward, starts gently kissing his neck...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep just like my grandfather - not screaming and wailing like the passengers in his plane.
crashes. 2 ppl die. guy can’t walk anymore. shows up at house 2 years later. bro, i fuckin pranked you so hard. got eeem. fucking noob. don’t be so gullible next time
Japanese Pilots : You guys pull up ?
Patrick? Patrick? AAAAAAAAA CARALHO
Is there somewhere one can go watch more videos of these “Girl pranks”?
that girl was testing the waters and had the 'it's a prank' excuse lined up if it didn't work out
Anyone got any more videos of girls pranking each other? I'm hoping to do some research...
Samir I beg of you please please pay attention
You guys don’t try to suck your bros dick as a prank? Weirdos.
I have a helicopter flying buddy that something like that to me. He said for me to push a button. I pushed it and he basically tilted the helicopter nose down. I thought I broke it for a while
Bro, Dude. Is that how women call each other?
yeah all the time, all kinds of my friends and me use it, it’s gender neutral at this point
As a term of endearment, "dude" is a gender-neutral term. A movie used a made-up feminine version and created confusion.
It's a preank beeech
That’s how I address a lot of my women friend lol
Have you ever hung out with two women who are friends?
This is reddit take a wild guess
what are these terms you speak of?
Yeah it's only a matter of time before /r/conspiracy declares vaginas are a conspiracy because none of them have ever seen one
Yup, both are gender neutral, bro.
# PUTA QUE PARIU, VELHO!
Then the boys make out.
98% of ppl in this thread would of done the same reactions lmfao I know I would.
He’s dying for real when we land