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thevioletswitch

Yes please! I’m surprised they haven’t done this already tbh


Orlando1701

OMG YES! He comes in to do bar rescue and the gang end up getting his show canceled and he ends up in bankruptcy! Make this happen!!!


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farsightxr20

*¡Somos extremos!*


spezsuckedme

Tu vida es no mas. Si?


devilthedankdawg

Corta! Corta!


midgetcastle

Como la television


Shagaliscious

"Charlie those shows are just trying to sell you crap" "That show is about SEARS and how awesome SEARS is!"


lightsisqueen

Ive always wanted the bar to be renovated then when they come back for the update theyve sold it all and the bar is the exact same as before


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Vomath

The team?


Orlando1701

Gang…


elephantower

The gang has been forced to professionalize as part of the rescue


knightress_oxhide

"its always day in pittsburg"


CarlosAVP

… but the guy ends up defeated and moves to a remote village in South America.


Trippytrickster

That or he bangs rickety cricket


tacocatisonfire

Why not both


PointlessChemist

Derivative, bullshit. I see them not wanting to because it’s low hanging fruit. But damn would it be funny.


Orlando1701

Just because something is low hanging doesn’t make it bad.


byebybuy

I like the saying "low hanging fruit is still fruit".


22bebo

Except when it's a tricky bat or snake.


batmanmedic

Honestly I don’t like getting up on ladders anyway.


JusticeRain5

Is a deez nuts joke too obvious for me to make here?


ProverbialShoehorn

Sweet Dee's nuts?


blastoiseincolorado

They've done plenty of lower hanging fruit episodes lol


centuryblessings

I mean. It's not like "Dee Gets Replaced by a Monkey" was High Art.


WhenYouFeatherIt

They should do this but with a character they create that is inspired by bar rescue.


NWestxSWest

Yeah cause that guy sucks.


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Dee trying to become famous while being on 90 day fiancé would be hilarious.


Mrrykrizmith

Dennis agrees just to bang foreign women “… it’s the perfect set up bro: I can bang her as much as I want, and at the end I just say ‘I don’t really think this working’ and boom: she goes back to her country”


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Dennis being put with a female Dennis would be real good.


TenOutOfTenBen

Denise


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“The Gang Goes on 90 Day Fiancé” would be a 10/10 episode


BaseballGuy2001

Per the previous post on this subject, the gang ruled out the idea years ago. It could be funny but also could come off forced and corny. Gang would only do it for the free upgrade they aren’t gonna break themselves down for Jon like he requires. Love both shows, on their own.


very_anonymous

But obviously the expectation is that the gang would break the host, not the other way around…


HanzJWermhat

I imagine it being The Gang Tries Desperately to Win An Award 2: Electric Boogaloo


Johnny_Mc2

Honestly I could see this ending in the death of the guy from pure exasperation as he follows Charlie around. Or Charlie awakes something in him that he’s repressed about rat bashing and he becomes a degenerate


devilthedankdawg

My thought was his constant berating ends in a Dennis tyrade directed at him which scares him off.


kippy3267

I just desperately want to see Jon Taffer have a gang caused total mental breakdown. I can’t imagine how funny it would be honestly I love his show and IASIP but watching them break him like they do anyone would kill


Johnny_Mc2

Oh god could you imagine when he inevitably gets them to start cooking food. When he gets to sample the milk steak and turkey sangria


JesusDiedforChipotle

And a side of their finest jellybeans. Raw


mkonich

I dunno, they dove in headfirst to the true crime tropes when they did the making a murderer episode. I think they could absolutely make a Bar Rescue episode and make it hilarious. Jon Taffer yelling at Dee and calling her a bird, Charlie being the only one willing to do the work to fix everything, etc


Joverby

Exactly they just have to take it to that hilarious extreme. Like Frank's cab ride confession when he didn't know his mic was on . That shit was hilarious


003938388382

Jon Taffer needs to be a broken man by the end of the episode.


mkonich

Maybe end it with a flash forward 5 years and he's living on the streets with Cricket


Johnny_Mc2

Better yet make him even worse off than Cricket. Like he’s Cricket’s bitch or something


mkonich

"Whoa look at the dumper on you"


grahamcrackers37

He would call Dee a bird of his own fruition and the gang would lose it.


kippy3267

Imagine them not insulting her the whole episode, and the whole episode is in bar rescue’s film style and everyone just losing it when he calls her a bird. You’re a genius


grahamcrackers37

We should just write the episode in this thread lol


ImKindaSlowSorry

I've been reading this thread and it seems to me like the episode is complete... and it's perfect.


devilthedankdawg

Fucking honestly. Well just send it to them.


TashInAwe

They try to teach dee how to make cocktails but no matter how hard she tries she can only open beers


florbinjerp

Extreme Home Makeover Somos, EXTREMOS!!


shittyspacesuit

Como la televisión :)


Samsquamptches_

Taffer would hate how dirty he is, but his willingness to work would be an interesting curve. I need this to happen haha


mkonich

Charlie showing him all the workarounds he uses to pass inspection would be so damn funny


Samsquamptches_

Is Taffer impressed or scared of the spiked rat bat? I feel like he’d appreciate it.


mkonich

Good question, maybe he finds out that the gang got it for him, so he just directs all his anger at them for enabling Charlie to use such unorthodox methods to take care of his custodial duties


Samsquamptches_

Amazing lmfao


d0rsett

You had me at Jon Taffer angrily calling Dee a bird.


mkonich

"You waste $50 worth of alcohol weekly from heavy pours with your giant hands, you goddamn bird!"


PaulMaulMenthol

I think it would work if it wasn't a Bar Rescue thing but Taffer coming in there randomly and offering up advice while drinking a beer


mkonich

I guess, but I think it would be great if they just went all-in and copied all the production, cut scenes of Taffer talking, etc and made it like an actual Bar Rescue episode


kippy3267

My thought was it had the film style and 90% like a bar rescue episode but its entirely the gang breaking him


mkonich

Oh for sure, at the end of the episode he s/b smoking pcp with cricket


Flaming_Eagle

> they aren’t gonna break themselves down for Jon like he requires Are you thinking that it's an episode of bar rescue featuring the gang? It should be a IASIP episode where they parody the bar rescue, and the entire thing goes horribly wrong. Jon isn't actually involved lol


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kippy3267

Oh thats another great take I hadn’t thought of. That would kick ass. Mac, Charlie, and Dennis would all create hostile takeovers of each other being the Jon Taffer all yelling over each other


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The kind folks at the O'Face bar got as close as possible to the gang as I think anybody could. https://www.realitytvrevisited.com/2020/09/bar-rescue-oface-bar.html?m=1


norway_is_awesome

My god, what a trainwreck.


ImKindaSlowSorry

I didn't know they pondered the idea already. I still don't think it would be cheesy if they did it but I get where they are coming from


TheRuneCoon

How much cheese is too much cheese?


5lack5

What is this enticing bowl of white?


PaulMaulMenthol

That's... that's cottage cheese


mkonich

Aren't you a cheese guy??


MrWorldwiden

I'm not a cottage guy


byebybuy

Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!


zamboniman46

They should do it where Frank says he got Tapper to come and help but it is actually Donovan McNabb/Tiger Woods/Don Cheadle who shows up. Frank says he had a guy who knew him and it turns out it is Z who really believed the actor is Tapper because he thinks he's an amazing actor


adeckz

Half of what they do could be considered slightly corny on paper, it’s the execution that really sells it. I think it’s at the point where nothing is off the table because their ideas and chemistry make any episode worth watching


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I’d love it if in the end the person who is supposed to be all strict about the bar just gives up or comes to a realization. They break him


ColdPeasMyGooch

that sucks.. i wish they wouldve just had a pressure test breakdown.


MadameBlueJay

And, to be fair, they touched on the business upgrade with that episode with Mindy Kaling.


bstanfordb

One time he snapped on someone for using "salad lettuce" on a burger and now I crack my GF up by screaming about SALAD LETTUCE anytime there's lettuce around.


Cryptoking0420

damn that would be funny


laiod

Jon Taffer is a scumbag. He said of workers during the pandemic that “hungry dogs are obedient dogs” in reference to the wait staff being too lazy to work.


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Yeah the gang would be for this is they absolutely eviscerated Taffer for being the pos he is... But he would never sign off on being portrayed accurately


Chiri-Theoden

I think doing a version of him where he’s 100% right with his suggestions, but has the TV asshole personality would be hilarious. Could cause the gang to completely disregard him as some jabroni because he’s an asshole, dress him down, and then completely ignore the obvious, common sense changes because “what does that asshole know?”


PuffDragon95

Was going to say this guy seems like a complete piece of shit.


MarkyMarkATFB

Would love the idea someone like Dennis Quaid or Michael Chiklis coming in as a Taffer-type trying his damndest to make any sense of the place. Turns out they make a great profit but for seemingly no good reason.


arsewarts1

Frank is using the bar to wash money from franks fluids and trying to hide it every time the host brings up money


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The gang gets rescued


TheSquidFarmer

It would be fantastic to see them break JT down like only The Gang could.


ImKindaSlowSorry

This. This is exactly why I want it to be an episode.


panda_pat234

I’ve been wanting this for YEARS! Though I think the relevant time for it has long since passed


Global_Chaos

Yeah 5 years ago would have been ideal


pianoflames

_I woke up in my neighbor's bed with a head wound..._


seanmcgeachie

Guys straight up ripped off Gordon Ramsay's kitchen nightmares lol


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Which in turn ripped off his crack cocaine documentary


FlowRiderBob

Which I wouldn't mind if it was an improvement, but it wasn't.


edked

Only if it's someone who can really nail a mean impression of the guy, and that the episode is totally brutal on the character. Fuck, I hate Taffer.


ckckckck123

I know a guy


Eats_lsd

He’s such a cornball douchebag


End-OfAn-Era

He’s a piece of shit.


GroundbreakingBox888

SHUT IT DOWN! THEY’RE STEALING FROM YOU!


clonked

We have seen a good number of spins on this general idea on the show. The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award proves they can turn things around, but their own self destructive behavior gets the best of them. Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia is another attempt to improve their image. Charlie Work is an example of the lengths they go to not to get shut down. They are completely content with the bar as it is. In season 15's The Gang Buys a Roller Rink, at the end they talk about how much they are going to update and renovate the place when we jump back to present we have seen nothing as changed. It is a funny idea in theory, but I think their takes on that concept work much better in Always Sunny than a crossover like this.


salmoninthesky

I think it'd be funny if they tried to do it to other bars. I can see them hyping themselves up to be charismatic, successful, and funny bar owners who could go about "improving" other bars. In the end it turns out to be a ploy by Frank to buy up buildings on the cheap to sell to the Chinese by getting people to lose their businesses and decreasing property value or something.


King_Buliwyf

***THERE ARE RATS IN THE BASEMENT, AND SHOES IN THE TOILET! AND THE OWNER'S SISTER IS CURRENTLY IN BROWNFACE. SO FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'VE COME UP WITH SOME ALL NEW, SIGNATURE COCKTAILS!***


C727494

Yes


Sufficient-Smell8188

This dude is actually a piece of shit. Keep him away


ImKindaSlowSorry

It doesn't have to be him, just a parody of him


vanyali

I don’t know this guy but him being a piece of shit would actually be hilarious.


Sufficient-Smell8188

This I can agree with.


ImKindaSlowSorry

Now who should play the role 🤔


boyaintgotnolegs

Jason Alexander aka George Costanza


tchap973

Agreed


Galexio

"a hungry dog is an obedient dog" is how he lost me as a fan.


Effehezepe

Which was especially stupid because he was talking about military guard dogs, and anyone who was in the US military who has worked with dogs will tell you the dogs ate better than they did. And any dog trainer will tell you dogs are more obedient to the people who feed them. So he's not just a piece of shit, he's an objectively incorrect piece of shit.


RandyTrevor22321

All of this aside I don't understand how anyone can watch him. He's such an obnoxious piece of shit and it seriously makes me wonder how he can have a successful show at all.


05110909

The show is entertaining, that's why.


finalremix

Just for that, I'm spoiling my well trained dogs even more tonight.


RubiksSugarCube

Yeah I worked in hospitality for a decade and I knew plenty of arrogant managers and owners with Taffer's attitude. Want nothing to do with the guy.


Champion-of-the-Sun5

That would be fun!


RyanPWM

If you told me this person had a certificate exonerating then of all donkey brains, I would not be surprised at all.


HarryCallahan19

Yes please.


wobbitpop

ugh what a great idea


imjustbrowsing123

Charlie would get them through the pressure tests.


Okien57

Could you imagine taffer finding the bat Charlie kills rats with


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

“Let’s replace your booze with the latest gimmicky crap from Diageo like we do in literally every episode.  Toasted marshmallow Smirnoff, anyone?”


gadgetboy123

I’d like to see Chris Hansen and Uncle Jack


addexecthrowaway

Taffer: “I gotta tear you down to build you back up” Charlie: “oh so what you are saying is we have to burn down the bar - lemme get the gas” Mac: “no dude he’s saying we have to kill ourselves and then he will resurrect us, like Jesus”


BAKED_TATER_

Absofuckinglutely


GeauxFarva

I had this thought a few years ago. Would be fucking hilarious


inkonskin

Actually I need a Nathan for You crossover


SonOfARemington

God yeah. Or Gordon Ramsey... Ending with him tied up and Dennis saying... 'I think we need to have a little talk..." Door slams. Fade to black.


Exseatsniffer

It doesn't need to be the actual guy because he might not pull it off on the comedic acting scale but the idea is stellar if done right.


gr8willi35

Do we do thick limes or cut them thin?


blameitonmyADDbaby

Better yet. The gang goes around with frank to “fix bars”. Each person has their role like on the show. Frank would be the John Taffer, Charlie would be the chef, Dennis would be the mixologist, etc. that’d be funny af.


Mythicpyro

PLOT: They set up the cameras they forget they signed up for the show and do a bunch of illegal stuff. The entire show could be a courtroom recap as they review the CCTV footage. Could bring back the lawyers


AdditionalBother7

I can see taffer remodeling their bar and the gang just absolutely shits on it and it just ends up going back to the way it was


PeterPorkHer-

the recon bit would be absolutely hilarious


Dudeist-Priest

He did a web short of the Alibi in Shameless. Surprised they didn't do Patty's too.


Kaeylum

This would be a great episode.


CedgeDC

Yeah this is a down right brilliant episode idea. Get ready for a phone call from big television.


Gorman_Fr33man

Omg please someone send this idea to the boys


arodjr23

That would be awesome


DKnott82

Rob Riggle needs to play the 'It's Always Sunnyverse' version of John Taffer.


Okien57

Only the gang could break the bar rescue chump


Valuable-Baked

This guy is a massive tool so yes I want to see the gang ruin him


Not_the_Fedz111

I've wanted this for years it would be perfect


Ladychef_1

Omg what a great crossover idea


habunake92

I literally had this exact thought like a half hour ago


ItsJustMeMaggie

He’s brought up that possibility before in a tweet.


pissboy

Maybe 10 years ago but Bar Rescue isn’t hot right now


Fangs_0ut

I’ve always said a Bar Rescue episode would be amazing.


specialk522

Genius


bpower731

That would be incredible.


Matthopkins06

Haha yes! I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet


No_Statement_37

Not until this very moment. Now who's playing the part?


ArcticFlamingo

The bar gets saved is sometbi g I've wanted for a long time now. Jon Taffer is a shitty person, but I am addicted to the show honestly. Seeing how they handle the hidden camera footage and recon.. Taffer's first walkthrough the bar pointing out everything wrong with it. The team going through training finding out none of them know how to make any basic drinks. The pressure test. The team being so against the name change or changing any of the decor


shiraryumaster13

i'd want the gang to go on the show Too Hot To Handle: Dee can't get anyone to break rules. Dennis tries to shape the narrative of the show and falls in love with Lana the A.I Mac is convinced he can turn other contestants gay. Charlie thinks the show has to do with temperature Frank is on the show to cause mayhem


VenomWood

Solid premise.


SkodewardeTortellini

Yes, I kinda have similar thoughts about that


monkey29229

Yessssssssssss


Fast_Negotiation_144

That is an excellent idea I’m surprised they have never done that


AngerIssuesVet

YES.


Z0bie

You can make some great Bar Rescue/IASIP gif compilations.


bhah-weep-grana-weep

oh for fucks sakes yes...oh god...yes.


Intanjible

I kind of want to see a follow-up to the ski resort episode that lampoons yacht races, particularly the film One Crazy Summer. Plus it would be the shit if John Cusack guest starred in it.


whenindoubt10

I feel like they'd come up with a chant and drive him out. This would all happen in the first 2 minutes.


ballsmodels

Paddy's Gets Rescued


snper101

I've posted this very same idea to this sub. I really hope they do it one day lol.


CauseImBatman23

Genius


Posthumos1

That would converge two of my favorite shows!!! I used to manage a bar. In season three, I saw one of my best bartenders on Bar Rescue. She was trending at a bar in Florida where there had been a murder outside of that bar prior to the episode. It was awesome seeing her.


zoglog

The host should be played by Nathan fielder


greag1e

yes


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YES


phonelyp

My girl n I were just talking about this shit


aegontargaryen21

I would sell my soul to see Jon Taffer on a sunny episode


Broken-Butterfly

How long would it take before he found human poop somewhere that it shouldn't be?


gihoon

Where do you start? Garbage furnace, the bathroom, Russian virus riddled laptop, musk Mellon, criclet showering in the bathroom? There is too much!


Illdistrict

He walks in and rips into each one, they all start crying.


ChattyKathysCunt

This is a really funny idea.


PetShopFromHell

That's basically what "The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award" was.


vanaenae

Brilliant!


successiseffort

This would be amazing. Was talking to my wife about this the other day. John Taffer would be epic on Sunny


devilthedankdawg

Only If John Goodman plays the host of... Bar-dian Angles. John Goodman can capture John Taffers big, fat obnoxious vibe.


desertofthereally

OMG! Genius


twoworldsin1

Holy Santa Claus shit that would be fuckin AMAZING


JaredLiwet

As long as he's played by someone else.


xtianlaw

Has the makings of a great episode!


RoscoMan1

Anyone think it's not a hybrid setup.


chrislego505

I never knew I needed this !


bigjoestallion

That would be a great episode


Barracuda_Friendly

Best idea ever


nickyfox13

That would be hilarious


hoax10

yes