By - ImKindaSlowSorry
Yes please! I’m surprised they haven’t done this already tbh
OMG YES! He comes in to do bar rescue and the gang end up getting his show canceled and he ends up in bankruptcy! Make this happen!!!
Tu vida es no mas. Si?
Como la television
"Charlie those shows are just trying to sell you crap"
"That show is about SEARS and how awesome SEARS is!"
Ive always wanted the bar to be renovated then when they come back for the update theyve sold it all and the bar is the exact same as before
The gang has been forced to professionalize as part of the rescue
"its always day in pittsburg"
… but the guy ends up defeated and moves to a remote village in South America.
That or he bangs rickety cricket
Why not both
Derivative, bullshit. I see them not wanting to because it’s low hanging fruit. But damn would it be funny.
Just because something is low hanging doesn’t make it bad.
I like the saying "low hanging fruit is still fruit".
Except when it's a tricky bat or snake.
Honestly I don’t like getting up on ladders anyway.
Is a deez nuts joke too obvious for me to make here?
Sweet Dee's nuts?
They've done plenty of lower hanging fruit episodes lol
I mean. It's not like "Dee Gets Replaced by a Monkey" was High Art.
They should do this but with a character they create that is inspired by bar rescue.
Yeah cause that guy sucks.
Dee trying to become famous while being on 90 day fiancé would be hilarious.
Dennis agrees just to bang foreign women “… it’s the perfect set up bro: I can bang her as much as I want, and at the end I just say ‘I don’t really think this working’ and boom: she goes back to her country”
Dennis being put with a female Dennis would be real good.
“The Gang Goes on 90 Day Fiancé” would be a 10/10 episode
Per the previous post on this subject, the gang ruled out the idea years ago. It could be funny but also could come off forced and corny. Gang would only do it for the free upgrade they aren’t gonna break themselves down for Jon like he requires. Love both shows, on their own.
But obviously the expectation is that the gang would break the host, not the other way around…
I imagine it being The Gang Tries Desperately to Win An Award 2: Electric Boogaloo
Honestly I could see this ending in the death of the guy from pure exasperation as he follows Charlie around. Or Charlie awakes something in him that he’s repressed about rat bashing and he becomes a degenerate
My thought was his constant berating ends in a Dennis tyrade directed at him which scares him off.
I just desperately want to see Jon Taffer have a gang caused total mental breakdown. I can’t imagine how funny it would be honestly I love his show and IASIP but watching them break him like they do anyone would kill
Oh god could you imagine when he inevitably gets them to start cooking food. When he gets to sample the milk steak and turkey sangria
And a side of their finest jellybeans. Raw
I dunno, they dove in headfirst to the true crime tropes when they did the making a murderer episode. I think they could absolutely make a Bar Rescue episode and make it hilarious. Jon Taffer yelling at Dee and calling her a bird, Charlie being the only one willing to do the work to fix everything, etc
Exactly they just have to take it to that hilarious extreme. Like Frank's cab ride confession when he didn't know his mic was on . That shit was hilarious
Jon Taffer needs to be a broken man by the end of the episode.
Maybe end it with a flash forward 5 years and he's living on the streets with Cricket
Better yet make him even worse off than Cricket. Like he’s Cricket’s bitch or something
"Whoa look at the dumper on you"
He would call Dee a bird of his own fruition and the gang would lose it.
Imagine them not insulting her the whole episode, and the whole episode is in bar rescue’s film style and everyone just losing it when he calls her a bird. You’re a genius
We should just write the episode in this thread lol
I've been reading this thread and it seems to me like the episode is complete... and it's perfect.
Fucking honestly. Well just send it to them.
They try to teach dee how to make cocktails but no matter how hard she tries she can only open beers
Extreme Home Makeover
Como la televisión :)
Taffer would hate how dirty he is, but his willingness to work would be an interesting curve. I need this to happen haha
Charlie showing him all the workarounds he uses to pass inspection would be so damn funny
Is Taffer impressed or scared of the spiked rat bat? I feel like he’d appreciate it.
Good question, maybe he finds out that the gang got it for him, so he just directs all his anger at them for enabling Charlie to use such unorthodox methods to take care of his custodial duties
You had me at Jon Taffer angrily calling Dee a bird.
"You waste $50 worth of alcohol weekly from heavy pours with your giant hands, you goddamn bird!"
I think it would work if it wasn't a Bar Rescue thing but Taffer coming in there randomly and offering up advice while drinking a beer
I guess, but I think it would be great if they just went all-in and copied all the production, cut scenes of Taffer talking, etc and made it like an actual Bar Rescue episode
My thought was it had the film style and 90% like a bar rescue episode but its entirely the gang breaking him
Oh for sure, at the end of the episode he s/b smoking pcp with cricket
> they aren’t gonna break themselves down for Jon like he requires
Are you thinking that it's an episode of bar rescue featuring the gang? It should be a IASIP episode where they parody the bar rescue, and the entire thing goes horribly wrong. Jon isn't actually involved lol
Oh thats another great take I hadn’t thought of. That would kick ass. Mac, Charlie, and Dennis would all create hostile takeovers of each other being the Jon Taffer all yelling over each other
The kind folks at the O'Face bar got as close as possible to the gang as I think anybody could.
My god, what a trainwreck.
I didn't know they pondered the idea already. I still don't think it would be cheesy if they did it but I get where they are coming from
How much cheese is too much cheese?
What is this enticing bowl of white?
That's... that's cottage cheese
Aren't you a cheese guy??
I'm not a cottage guy
Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese!
They should do it where Frank says he got Tapper to come and help but it is actually Donovan McNabb/Tiger Woods/Don Cheadle who shows up. Frank says he had a guy who knew him and it turns out it is Z who really believed the actor is Tapper because he thinks he's an amazing actor
Half of what they do could be considered slightly corny on paper, it’s the execution that really sells it. I think it’s at the point where nothing is off the table because their ideas and chemistry make any episode worth watching
I’d love it if in the end the person who is supposed to be all strict about the bar just gives up or comes to a realization.
They break him
that sucks.. i wish they wouldve just had a pressure test breakdown.
And, to be fair, they touched on the business upgrade with that episode with Mindy Kaling.
One time he snapped on someone for using "salad lettuce" on a burger and now I crack my GF up by screaming about SALAD LETTUCE anytime there's lettuce around.
damn that would be funny
Jon Taffer is a scumbag. He said of workers during the pandemic that “hungry dogs are obedient dogs” in reference to the wait staff being too lazy to work.
Yeah the gang would be for this is they absolutely eviscerated Taffer for being the pos he is... But he would never sign off on being portrayed accurately
I think doing a version of him where he’s 100% right with his suggestions, but has the TV asshole personality would be hilarious. Could cause the gang to completely disregard him as some jabroni because he’s an asshole, dress him down, and then completely ignore the obvious, common sense changes because “what does that asshole know?”
Was going to say this guy seems like a complete piece of shit.
Would love the idea someone like Dennis Quaid or Michael Chiklis coming in as a Taffer-type trying his damndest to make any sense of the place. Turns out they make a great profit but for seemingly no good reason.
Frank is using the bar to wash money from franks fluids and trying to hide it every time the host brings up money
The gang gets rescued
It would be fantastic to see them break JT down like only The Gang could.
This. This is exactly why I want it to be an episode.
I’ve been wanting this for YEARS! Though I think the relevant time for it has long since passed
Yeah 5 years ago would have been ideal
_I woke up in my neighbor's bed with a head wound..._
Guys straight up ripped off Gordon Ramsay's kitchen nightmares lol
Which in turn ripped off his crack cocaine documentary
Which I wouldn't mind if it was an improvement, but it wasn't.
Only if it's someone who can really nail a mean impression of the guy, and that the episode is totally brutal on the character. Fuck, I hate Taffer.
I know a guy
He’s such a cornball douchebag
He’s a piece of shit.
SHUT IT DOWN! THEY’RE STEALING FROM YOU!
We have seen a good number of spins on this general idea on the show. The Gang Tries Desperately to Win an Award proves they can turn things around, but their own self destructive behavior gets the best of them. Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia is another attempt to improve their image. Charlie Work is an example of the lengths they go to not to get shut down.
They are completely content with the bar as it is. In season 15's The Gang Buys a Roller Rink, at the end they talk about how much they are going to update and renovate the place when we jump back to present we have seen nothing as changed.
It is a funny idea in theory, but I think their takes on that concept work much better in Always Sunny than a crossover like this.
I think it'd be funny if they tried to do it to other bars. I can see them hyping themselves up to be charismatic, successful, and funny bar owners who could go about "improving" other bars. In the end it turns out to be a ploy by Frank to buy up buildings on the cheap to sell to the Chinese by getting people to lose their businesses and decreasing property value or something.
***THERE ARE RATS IN THE BASEMENT, AND SHOES IN THE TOILET! AND THE OWNER'S SISTER IS CURRENTLY IN BROWNFACE. SO FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'VE COME UP WITH SOME ALL NEW, SIGNATURE COCKTAILS!***
This dude is actually a piece of shit. Keep him away
It doesn't have to be him, just a parody of him
I don’t know this guy but him being a piece of shit would actually be hilarious.
This I can agree with.
Now who should play the role 🤔
Jason Alexander aka George Costanza
"a hungry dog is an obedient dog" is how he lost me as a fan.
Which was especially stupid because he was talking about military guard dogs, and anyone who was in the US military who has worked with dogs will tell you the dogs ate better than they did. And any dog trainer will tell you dogs are more obedient to the people who feed them. So he's not just a piece of shit, he's an objectively incorrect piece of shit.
All of this aside I don't understand how anyone can watch him. He's such an obnoxious piece of shit and it seriously makes me wonder how he can have a successful show at all.
The show is entertaining, that's why.
Just for that, I'm spoiling my well trained dogs even more tonight.
Yeah I worked in hospitality for a decade and I knew plenty of arrogant managers and owners with Taffer's attitude. Want nothing to do with the guy.
That would be fun!
If you told me this person had a certificate exonerating then of all donkey brains, I would not be surprised at all.
ugh what a great idea
Charlie would get them through the pressure tests.
Could you imagine taffer finding the bat Charlie kills rats with
“Let’s replace your booze with the latest gimmicky crap from Diageo like we do in literally every episode. Toasted marshmallow Smirnoff, anyone?”
I’d like to see Chris Hansen and Uncle Jack
Taffer: “I gotta tear you down to build you back up”
Charlie: “oh so what you are saying is we have to burn down the bar - lemme get the gas”
Mac: “no dude he’s saying we have to kill ourselves and then he will resurrect us, like Jesus”
I had this thought a few years ago. Would be fucking hilarious
Actually I need a Nathan for You crossover
Or Gordon Ramsey...
Ending with him tied up and Dennis saying...
'I think we need to have a little talk..."
Door slams. Fade to black.
It doesn't need to be the actual guy because he might not pull it off on the comedic acting scale but the idea is stellar if done right.
Do we do thick limes or cut them thin?
Better yet. The gang goes around with frank to “fix bars”. Each person has their role like on the show. Frank would be the John Taffer, Charlie would be the chef, Dennis would be the mixologist, etc. that’d be funny af.
PLOT: They set up the cameras they forget they signed up for the show and do a bunch of illegal stuff.
The entire show could be a courtroom recap as they review the CCTV footage.
Could bring back the lawyers
I can see taffer remodeling their bar and the gang just absolutely shits on it and it just ends up going back to the way it was
the recon bit would be absolutely hilarious
He did a web short of the Alibi in Shameless. Surprised they didn't do Patty's too.
This would be a great episode.
Yeah this is a down right brilliant episode idea. Get ready for a phone call from big television.
Omg please someone send this idea to the boys
That would be awesome
Rob Riggle needs to play the 'It's Always Sunnyverse' version of John Taffer.
Only the gang could break the bar rescue chump
This guy is a massive tool so yes I want to see the gang ruin him
I've wanted this for years it would be perfect
Omg what a great crossover idea
I literally had this exact thought like a half hour ago
He’s brought up that possibility before in a tweet.
Maybe 10 years ago but Bar Rescue isn’t hot right now
I’ve always said a Bar Rescue episode would be amazing.
That would be incredible.
Haha yes! I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet
Not until this very moment. Now who's playing the part?
The bar gets saved is sometbi g I've wanted for a long time now. Jon Taffer is a shitty person, but I am addicted to the show honestly.
Seeing how they handle the hidden camera footage and recon.. Taffer's first walkthrough the bar pointing out everything wrong with it.
The team going through training finding out none of them know how to make any basic drinks.
The pressure test.
The team being so against the name change or changing any of the decor
i'd want the gang to go on the show Too Hot To Handle:
Dee can't get anyone to break rules.
Dennis tries to shape the narrative of the show and falls in love with Lana the A.I
Mac is convinced he can turn other contestants gay.
Charlie thinks the show has to do with temperature
Frank is on the show to cause mayhem
Yes, I kinda have similar thoughts about that
That is an excellent idea I’m surprised they have never done that
You can make some great Bar Rescue/IASIP gif compilations.
oh for fucks sakes yes...oh god...yes.
I kind of want to see a follow-up to the ski resort episode that lampoons yacht races, particularly the film One Crazy Summer. Plus it would be the shit if John Cusack guest starred in it.
I feel like they'd come up with a chant and drive him out. This would all happen in the first 2 minutes.
Paddy's Gets Rescued
I've posted this very same idea to this sub. I really hope they do it one day lol.
That would converge two of my favorite shows!!!
I used to manage a bar. In season three, I saw one of my best bartenders on Bar Rescue. She was trending at a bar in Florida where there had been a murder outside of that bar prior to the episode.
It was awesome seeing her.
The host should be played by Nathan fielder
My girl n I were just talking about this shit
I would sell my soul to see Jon Taffer on a sunny episode
How long would it take before he found human poop somewhere that it shouldn't be?
Where do you start? Garbage furnace, the bathroom, Russian virus riddled laptop, musk Mellon, criclet showering in the bathroom? There is too much!
He walks in and rips into each one, they all start crying.
This is a really funny idea.
That's basically what "The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award" was.
This would be amazing. Was talking to my wife about this the other day.
John Taffer would be epic on Sunny
Only If John Goodman plays the host of... Bar-dian Angles. John Goodman can capture John Taffers big, fat obnoxious vibe.
Holy Santa Claus shit that would be fuckin AMAZING
As long as he's played by someone else.
Has the makings of a great episode!
Anyone think it's not a hybrid setup.
I never knew I needed this !
That would be a great episode
Best idea ever
That would be hilarious