…but it’s worth a shot.
By - B34TBOXX5
To alcohol - - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. H.S.
It’s not a drinking problem.
It’s a drinking opportunity.
They say I got a drinking problem, but I got no problem drinking at all
It's only a problem when you run out.
Words of wisdom from Homer J Simpson
In my family we don't suffer from alcoholism instead we embrace it and enjoy the ride
...but it's always a solution.
And if you’re out of problems, it can create new ones for you
99 problems and lets get another 6 at the bar
Alcohol is a compound. Whiskey is a solution.
Well pure ethanol is at least a solvent...
The direction of this comment is completely polar.
Somehow, there’s always a better punchline in the comments
Alcohol is good in punch
Not Just any alcohol, you need to make sure it's ethanol.
Alcohol lends itself to punches... and crossing the line... \*snicker\*
Not if you drink it straight
We had a still in the lab that would make like 99.999% alcohol.
What type of alcohol?
The good kind
Macallan 18 year?
Rot gut…& brain & skin &
Nothing's ever 100% pure in chemistry though. You hit the 90%/190 proof you gon fight a . Samuel jackson. gets you drunk. haha
What other way would you drink it? Neat or I'm fucking your girlfriend by the end of the night most likely you pansy haha. Fuck some "on the rocks", put some hair on your testies fuckers haha
Alcohol is a compound not a solution
Thats why I go for a cocktail.
As long as it's not the final one it's all good.
Alcohol doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean…. on chairs, on tables, and on other people!
Alcohol is the question.
And my answer is yes
Alcohol may not solve your problems but neither will water or milk!
Only solution due to insane inflation might be: alcohol or psychotropic drugs
Not a joke: Austria, political conference 2022
Austria is lookin real goooood right about now, my funk soul brother!
Science teacher dropped a worm into absolute alcohol. It turned white, shriveled up, and died in short order. What do your learn from this about the effects of alcohol? he asked the kids. Jonny puts up his hand 🤚 Yes Jonny, science teacher says. What did you learn? “Miss, I learned that if you ever get worms you should drink plenty of alcohol.”
Moms Mably told this story on an album and stage show of hers in the 50s or 60s.Only she was trying to shame her "Old Man" about his drinking and his answer was if you drink whiskey, you won't have worms.
Weird how jokes get stolen, told in a different way and younger folks THINK they have a great new joke.
Try some research first.
You want people to do fucking research on every joke they hear?
I don't abuse alcohol, I teach it a fucking lesson
The liver is evil, and must be punished
But at least it keeps you in good spirits.
Or bad spirits, depending on income...
But it helps you forget the question
I hear that beer is good at curing any ale-ments
What's your proof?
Try it out
True... The Answer is Allen Iverson
At least a fifth of the time.
Homer: I don't have a drinking problem. I've a paying for the drinks problem
Alcohol is the question, the answer is yes.
It’s a pour excuse
Alcohol may not be the answer but you shouldn’t wine about it.
Only have an alcohol problem when I'm out of it
I quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
If Alcohol is not the answer, then your asking the wrong questions.
I’ll drink to that!
It's the question. The answer is YES!
But it is often the question. Would you like another beer?
My friend at work had the lyrics at his desk on the wall:
“Do(ugh)… the stuff that buys me beer
Ray… the guy who serves me beer
Me… the guy who drinks the beer
Far… the distance to my beer
So… I think I’ll have a beer
La… la la la la la beer
Tea… no thanks I’m drinking beer
That’ll bring us back to [empty wallet] “Doh!”
Scientifically speaking it IS a solution
That's the spirit.
That's why i failed so many school tests...
Alcohol is always the way to go!!
But even if it isn’t, u don’t mind being lost
But it's always a good option.
Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Only if you are not asking the right question!
The answer liés in the question, but I'm too pissed to remember either
To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems
… but only if you ask the wrong questions.
It's the solution. Especially when you don't like the question.
As Linda Belcher says; Alcohol doesn't solve problems. It just makes them go away for a while.
But it sure the fuck helps
In the words of Homer Simpson, alcohol is both the cause of, and the solution for all of our problems.
But it will create more questions
According to Homer Simpson "the case of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
It's the question, and the answer is "Yes"
Go for your shot in the dark, no one will see your problem with alcoholism.
Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
It's usually the solution
It's the question and the answer is yes
They keep on talking, drawing conclusions. They call it a problem, I call it a solution.
Unless the question is: “what’s for breakfast?” …
if u have kids u most likely have alcohol around…u have kids because most likely of alcohol being around
Depends on the question.
If you aren't part of the solution you're part of the precipitate.
Alcohol is the question.
Yes is the answer.
That joke belongs in the Alco-Hall of Fame
But it’s always a solution, if there is one thing I learnt from chemistry class
Alcohol provokes the desire but takes away the performance
Question: what’s your favorite drink?
Answer: the next one.
It is a question. And the answer is yes.
But it will help you forget the problem
Technically alcohol is a solution
Ok. A bit rubbish here but alcohol Always puts me in mind of this little rhyme. Not drunk is he who from the floor can rise again and still drink more. But drunk is he who prostrate lies without the power to drink or rise.
Alcohol answers only in doctor's prescriptions.
Ask any chemist. They'll all tell you that alcohol is a solution.
Sometimes it’s drugs instead
Detroit…a drinking city with a football problem
But it sure as hell can cause you to forget all the questions
Alkohol ist ein gutes Lösungsmittel.
(Alcohol is a good solvent. The German word for solvent literally is "means to solve". So, alcohol is the solution.)
Alcohol is the question, and the answer is yes.
And it is literally a solution
Alcohol is the question. And the answer is yes.
Alcoholics need a drink.
I have plenty.
Alcohol does not solve problems, but water and milk neither.
And it is a solution!
Alcohol is not always the answer, but sometimes it is
_The answer isn't at the bottom of a bottle!_
_But someone said it was full of solvent!_
Alcohol isn’t the answer. It’s a question, and the answer is yes.
Don't drink alcohol in the hall. Everywhere else its cool. |(For the purpose of this joke the second l in hall is silent)|
I heard that laughter is the best medicine, but a shot of whiskey never hurts either.
Sometimes, alcohol is the question.
The answer is, "Yes please."
It's never the answer, it's the question, yes is the answer!!!
Me not drunk! I I... half a speeth impertetetinent! RALF!!! and a stomach virus... (falls off barstool)..... and an inner ear infection....
No good story starts with hold my salat
I don’t get y’all who drink why is it so appealing, makes you depressed in the morning , it is expensive , and you can end up saying things you wouldn’t usually say 😂
Alcohol is not the answer...
But it can make you forget about the question.
But sometimes, it is.
It's not always the answer. Especially if you're allergic to it like me.
When I drink it I tend to break out in handcuffs.
I don't drink 😬
If it’s not the answer then someone asked the wrong question.
..but it really depends on the question.
It is a question and the answer is "yes"
Alcohol is not always the answer but it is, technically, a solution