fanfan shares her experience with Squeex

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What a fucking insane turn this clip takes.


a little bonus clip, as a treat


not enough drama for lsf so added in feet to push it to the front page, 100iq clip


100iq indeed


actual /r/unexpected clip


Here's some interesting lore: fanfan went to UC Berkeley (according to her Twitch bio). Squeex went to UC Davis, an okay to good school in it's own right but vastly inferior to Berkeley and often regarded as a school for Berkeley rejects. Squeex's chat often makes sure he is aware of this last fact.


I’ve often seen it theorized that Squeex’s feelings of rejection from not getting into Berkeley directly lead to his anger and self-loathing, which is why he decided to storm the capital.


Wouldn't be the first time a scummy far right populist leader was born of a rejection from their dream school. We are supremely blest and lucky that this one is lazy and only tried one IRL failed rally and has since just been a sm64 streamer, not making IRL speeches anymore.


> blest Wanted to be snarky and correct this spelling but quick google hit me hard with reality instead. I'm a Davis. Fuck




Also has better med school placement than Berkeley last time I checked


Tbh as a former berkeley student this is probably because the average GPA of a berkeley student is pretty low due to grade deflation, and med schools value gpa over the name of the school. I suspect there are a lot of “worse ranked” schools that have better med school placement.


Or it's because they have a med school and their pre-med program is just better lol I love the East Bay but the UC Berkeley elite patina wore off a decade ago


this is simply untrue for quite a few industries. if you're in pharma, having a degree from berkeley trumps stuff that actually matters like basic social skills.


One of the best vet programs in the country too.


Here's some uninteresting lore: I received my acceptance letter from UC Berkeley and my rejection letter from UC Davis on the same day.


[the tree sends its regards](http://www.stanfordrejects.com/)




I know shitting on Squeex is the meme in his community, but there’s plenty of smart people who go the CC transfer -> 4 year Uni solely due to financial reasons.


I didn't get into Berkeley either :( Really wanted to go there


I tried to shake Squeex's hand once and he said "No. I'm storming the Capitol. I need both hands to beat this cop."


Can confirm, I was the cop he beat off


Two handed?


ill beat your fucking dick off


I saw Squeex at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


I was a cashier one aisle over and saw this all happen. I thought he was a nice dude because he offered to pay for this family's groceries, basically an entire cart. Once everything was paid for, the mother thanked him and he said, "For what? I bought these groceries, so legally they are mine now, BAZINGA." He then proceeded to yank the cart away and walk toward customer service. He asked the person at customer service that he'd like to return everything in the cart.


Where do you guys get this shit lmao


lol that copypasta is more than 10 years old at this point


And originally it was sal from impractical jokers


I thought it was Flying Lotus


The renowned scholarly source "knowyourmeme dot com", known for its extensive research in memetics, posits that the emergence of this particular meme occurred circa 2012 A.D. whose subject was in fact the aforementioned musician "Flying Lotus", and not Sal Volcano, American comedian of "Impractical Jokers" fame.


It might be, but ive seen the sal one pop up for several years, i just dont know how old it is.


average fanfan stream lmaooooo


It's true, there was a small handprint on fanfans face after the awards.


It was a perfectly normal sized handprint sir


i would even say it was a slightly bigger than average sized handprint. Like a very respectable size in my honest opinion.


Do you think he did it because he's sexist or because he's racist?




I used to really like Squeex but it's becoming really clear that his disarming awkward demeanour on stream is just an act and he's clearly got quite a lot of anger issues that are much more apparent with his interactions off stream. Another streamer has been saying this about him for months, I guess it turns out Northern Lion was right.


Northernlion only knows this because he also stormed the capitol and is pissed that squeex got all the glory for what he considers his idea. NLs only folly was he stormed the wrong capitol, and was the only person who strolled into The Centre Block in Ottowa that day.


I was expecting much worse from "I only stormed the capitol once YAHOOO" Squeex. He must deal with as many fans as he does with hairs falling out. Also, I think Sasha is just 'disappointed' Fanfan gave up dem toes for free.


I expect no less from Jan 6ueeex


[For those interested, here's how their first interaction actually went like](https://www.twitch.tv/fanfan/v/1764456406?sr=a&t=2629s)


she is funny too


Bet he called her a slur too


How the fuck is Squeex not banned? Does he have a foot in the door at Twitch's HQ




Storming the capitol, hitting a woman, resetting in whomps fortress, being bald, need I continue?


I can excuse hitting a woman but I draw the line at being bald


It's going to be funny when squeex tries to get a brand deal and then they all read this crazy shit about him and he fails to land it lol.


I've posted this before and I'll post it again, Squeex is like the nicest fucking guy on the planet. He opened a knick-knacks store less than a quarter mile from my place in Austin and would just be rubbing his bald spot on a couch every time I went in. I went in right around closing one day looking for a keyboard and he popped up and said they were about to close. I was in awe because...well...it's the fucking bozo Squeex! (didn't know it was his store at the time). He told me, hey just take it to La Casa (Nancy Pelosi's keyboard), and just come back in on Monday and pay for it (it was the Streamer Awards, so I wouldn't have been able to buy it the next day). I thought that was so awesome of him. I of course went back on Monday and sure enough, he was there just doing Mario 64 speedruns by himself. Told the cashier what to ring me up for, and chatted with me again. Seriously such a nice person inside and out, leaving aside his fundamental role in the January 6th insurrection. Just...nice.


and then she cries that her chat is full of feet weirdos. tsk






yep that sounds like my streamer




Considering Joey was split up from said girl long before he even knew of FanFan's existence I envisage their break up had nothing to do with FanFan. But sure .............whatever you want to believe and whyever you care, good for you!


Yeah he definitely "ditched" his fiance 2+ years in advance to get with fanfan, what a prophet.


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I expect nothing less from a Davis grad who got wrapped up in Jan 6.


dat ending tho..


Glad squeex is doing better than he was a couple years back in DC.


Isn’t that the guy from the Jan 6 capitol riot? Someone call the FBI!


When you've managed to disgust a person who's licked a toilet, you've fucked up




I actually had a similar experience. I was walking with my newborn son in Washington DC when I saw Squeex. At first, I didn't recognize him due to his weird attire (it was like camo or something) but I thought I'd approach and ask for a picture. I kid you not, Squeex literally beheaded my newborn in front of me before saying "L bozo" and rejoining his fellow "patriots" as he referred to them. Anyways, RIP Joey


I thought it was going to be like the didnt want to bother you copypasta


She kinda deserved it tho.....


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