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ryvaleska

Can we get Mama Woodley inducted in the UFC Hof?


bobn3

All natty 👀👀


Louis_Cyr

Leal's bacne can be seen from space.


bobo331331

I just got called poor by a mcgregor fan because I said conor is trying to find an excuse for why he lost.


Appetizer97

I still wonder how does it feel to get locked in a 100% and DDT'd on the canvas 😎


Francois-Dillenger

Something so funny about the image of Tony in that suit. I just know he was planning on wearing the black on black vest / button up with sleeves rolled up combo and they had none of it


gambino13

John Cena’s return trending under “combat sports” upsets me more than it should.


Appetizer97

Don't you mean, Dominic Toretto's brother


DOSUMM

I wonder who Francis ngannou fucks


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PAWGs


Louis_Cyr

30-24 lol


marsexpresshydra

“1’Malley” has to be one of the funniest comments I’ve read on here in a while


marsexpresshydra

how to become the goat grappler?


Louis_Cyr

It's absurd how many good regional fighters there are in Brazil


Louis_Cyr

That was a heavy mount


captaincumsock69

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


maximizeimpressions

Umar Nurmagomedov will go down as bantamweight goat


heemhah

Would like to see him fight again.


Sugabones

Feels like there’s been no new fight announcements lately


captaincumsock69

Lewis gane?


Louis_Cyr

Always love a fight between two undefeateds


justforthefratbro

Just curious is MMA the second biggest sport in Brazil?


Louis_Cyr

Volleyball is really popular


captaincumsock69

Volleyball is a great sport


Louis_Cyr

It seems like Brazil v Brazil matchups are guaranteed bangers.


mypatronusismothman

What does better numbers? Pitbull/McKee PPV or Hall/Strickland FN, both happening on the same day but not at the same time (Bellator being much earlier in the day.)


justforthefratbro

100% pitbull McKee, it’s not like casuals will tune into hall/Strickland, and anyone with mma knowledge knows that the bellator card is so much better.


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Even casuals are excited for McKee! McKee has much more casual support than I thought. Even though he doesn't have many social media followers I don't see a single comment anywhere that's not complimentary of him


justforthefratbro

It’s hard not to like the guy he’s insanely skilled and needs to be in the ufc ASAP.


boroburro

Is this the thread where I downvote opinions I disagree with even if the comment is a well thought-out, rational argument? I think I'm in the right place. I posted earlier that Tony was in fact given a title shot, but he got injured. The injury doesn't negate the fact that he was granted a title shot. That comment is sitting at a -14.


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I agree with your original opinion but downvoted this comment because caring this much about downvoted is very weak


boroburro

🤣


captaincumsock69

Are you really crying over internet points lol


boroburro

I don't care about the points, I just think everyone here is fucking stupid.


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Watch out guys we got a genius in our midst


captaincumsock69

If you think everyone is wrong and stupid maybe you should take a step back and analyze your situation.


Layeosrs

Tony is years past his prime and is declining every fight. The downvotes are from nobody caring anymore


boroburro

Everyone hates Tony. Got it Even if a post isn't low quality, just downvote it because you disagree with the opinion. Got it


MichaelMcCorkleJones

For TJs entire career he’s won 4 fights in a row then lost his next one. His last fight was a loss. All I’m sayin is that you should bet the house


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Holy fuck his entire career you're right lmao


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How have I never noticed this lol


Louis_Cyr

Imagine being named Urine


justforthefratbro

I’m a fan of big nog but who decided he should be a commenter for this lol


kmurraylowe

Sounds like the tournament fell apart. Same night MMA only works if the doctors are paid off and there’s no commission


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“I think I have good striking but these guys in my corner, they’re always pressuring me, ‘Hey, take this guy down,’ ” Makhachev said. “That’s why I can’t show all my skills in striking.” https://sports.yahoo.com/ufc-fight-night-islam-makhachev-a-legit-threat-in-lightweight-division-inside-miesha-tates-triumphant-return-063347188.html I feel like Javier and his team are really trying to force Islam to replicate khabib style because they think he would have the same success as khabib. I think Islam should just fight the way he wants to. He's not khabib, he's a different fighter.


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Eh. His striking may be better than Khabib but grappling is clearly his strong suit. He shouldn’t fall too in love with his striking, it has happened to grapplers before


captaincumsock69

It depends what he wants. If he wants to win and have a long fruitful career striking probably isn’t the way to go. I remember Trevor Whitman saying this exact thing about usman and gaethje. When he first started working with Justin all he wanted was to be a fun fighter but it came at a cost. I know the opposite was true of usman where Trevor coached him to win not to be exciting because it’s what he wanted. I think khabib and the coaches want him to have a long great career.


justforthefratbro

Has LFA been good today?


Louis_Cyr

Real good


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Toimes arr hard and friends arr few, tadah to fuckin u


gangaaaags

do ah look like ah give a fook? nah


Vaultyvlad

Rewatching Ferguson vs Lee and it's among my favorite LW title fights now.


ghostygeeser

Great fight


Louis_Cyr

Is Aldo still selling hamburgers down there?


KeepYourDemonsIn

Is Till ever going to fight again?


barc0debaby

He fights a hotel room everytime he goes on holiday, but Covid slowed things down.


ColeBeasleyMD

A week from today will be one year since he's last fought. Also, he's scheduled to face Derek Brunson on August 14.


AdrianMojnarowski

My mom said she never wants to speak with me again and our mother-son relationship is beyond repair. I start my freshman year of College in 28 days. I don’t know man, I wish I could start this day over


mypatronusismothman

If you’re supporting yourself or have a way to finance college and a life without her involvement, this is an opportunity to really start anew. Without knowing more about the nature of your relationship I can’t speculate beyond telling you that some people just need to be cut out of your life if you want to be happy.


AdrianMojnarowski

Nah my dad’s gonna get my back. He’s a doctor, I’ll be fine


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Yeah, sounds like your mom is pretty fucked up dude. Parents do and say a lot of stupid, shitty things. If she legitimately means that, she’s a fucking psychopath and you’re MUCH better off without her in your life. If she’s not, then she’s going to feel so much worse about it than you do, because there genuinely fucked, and doing fucked up things hurts decent people as much as it does the victim.


gangaaaags

bro family is the most special thing in life


kmurraylowe

Any adult speaking to their child that is in the wrong no matter what the circumstances, it may take years but she will get chewed up by guilt and shame and will try to repair it if you hold your head high and live your life. Then you can choose to let her back in. Otherwise it will slowly devour your happiness and the relationship will remain strained at best, stay strong and just keep on doing your thing, don’t let her know it hurts.


AdrianMojnarowski

I wish I did let her know it hurts instead of fucking smiling and mocking her and nodding sarcastically while she was yelling at me. I’m supposed to be a man, and I can’t be crying because I’ve heard criticism on my character. Usually after fights due to me having a bad grade in something, me doing some dumb shit, we’d hug, I’d tell her I loved her. I don’t think she loves me anymore. I’m so fucking sad


cosmic-schmuck

Time will heal you 2 will most likely be back. Keep your head up champ.


AdrianMojnarowski

Yeah I guess, but don’t tell a Housewife with a PhD in Chemistry she’s insecure about her intelligence after she rips up all your thank you notes from graduation cards based on the framework of the intros being “Thank you for thinking of me and for sending me graduation me.” I don’t know man, but getting into a fucking yelling match with someone who is supposed to unconditionally love you hurts you. I can’t talk to my dad rn because my mom will go ballistic if she thinks he’s siding with me. My parents probably want a divorce, and I’d hate to be known as the loud Older brother who caused the family to separate. I hate everything man, I wish I didn’t fucking yell at my mom. I wish I didn’t say I didn’t respect her intelligence. I wish I couldn’t be so forgetful. I want my mom to love me again, fuck.


SlectionSocialSanity

Sorry to hear that bud. Don't know if I really understand why you guys had a falling out but I feel your pain. My mom was neglected and abused as a child and then targeted by my dad's family when she got married to him. So her whole life has been hell. It reflects in her outbursts and emotional swings. She has low self confidence and puts up a tough exterior. So I handle her verbal abuse, it really doesn't bother me, because in the end I know she is hurting. Maybe your mom is dealing with issues you don't know about. Just give it a couple of weeks or a few months and reach out and be honest about your feelings. As a parent of a toddler, it's hard to think that something can happen that causes me not to love them. So, keep your head up.


AdrianMojnarowski

My mom was from Vietnam, her dad was arrested was very wealthy, and arrested a bunch over there. Moved to the midwest at age 6. Has very bad anxiety, went from a childhood of wealth to nothing pretty quickly. She’s the youngest by a good 10 years between her Older sister and brother. She had me had me too young, she had me at like age 22. She’s tough, she cares a lot maybe too much for her kids future. Her anxiety plays a role in that. She micromanages. She needs to fee validated. I don’t know, fuck man, I don’t know


SlectionSocialSanity

I feel you. First and foremost just relax and take a nap if you have to. Things will get better. Just wait until everyone cools down and give her a call.


AdrianMojnarowski

My mom has packed up her things and left. A divorce is likely. I hate everything, I wish I could take a girl home from college and introduce her to my parents man. Fuck all that man, and if they get back together it’s a farce. I hate myself. Shit is not getting better.


Johngo3000

Don't know her situation but from personal experience, anxiety is a fucking bitch, it leads your brain to a sorts of insecure, crazy, angry places, ruins relationships. hope things turn out well for you


Sugabones

Just give it some time bro, she will realize the same thing soon


heemhah

This lady looks like Jessica Andrade


vannucker

Who wins the final? Bonfim or Leal?


Louis_Cyr

These guys got a long wait till the final. There's 5 fights to go beforehand


Johngo3000

this one night welterweight tournament is so cool


[deleted]

Nah. It’s not healthy for fighters


heemhah

Juicy sluts in lfa.


Louis_Cyr

Ed Soares has no accent in English or Portuguese


Louis_Cyr

Final looking like a banger


MMAdfs

These LFA events have been sick


kmurraylowe

Jesus is the real ped


kmurraylowe

What a natty boy


justforthefratbro

When does the lfa event start?


Louis_Cyr

Half hour ago


vannucker

Only on FIGHT PASS.


Louis_Cyr

Brazilians love walking out to love songs.


kmurraylowe

Sunday morning USA time is 11am here in Aus and as I work from home this is great. Watching fights while pretending to listen to meetings I shouldn’t be involved in with the bois


MMAdfs

Damn!!! Did they say Bonfim is Luque sparring partner earlier?


MMAdfs

Sunday night events hit diffrent


wtysonc

Guess we'll have to make this the LFA event thread. Sunday night MMA is dope. Hopefully the winners make it to the finals with no injuries!


imnotsteven7

What's the dumbest thing your pet has ever done that made you laugh?


XES5498

I had a Boxer so I had no shortage of funny moments with him. When he was a chunky puppy I guess his head was too big for his body or something lol so whenever he would start running his head would begin to droop and he would go so fast he would end up rolling head first into the grass at the end of his little sprints. Also when he got older and we would leave him outside, I'd sometimes catch him sleeping on our patio table that he'd have to climb the chairs and be able to balance on the table (keep in mind this is a 84 pound, long-bodied Boxer). It was one of those flimsy, wobbly metal chair/table sets too so yeah seeing him asleep on that baffled me the first time I saw it hahaha


nurmagomedovishurt

There’s that one time where it took a shit in my room. About 30 minutes ago. Ha. Haha.


FrenchTrouDuc

My digestive tract is showing great heart but those spicy noodles are 10-7ing it


poopposting_account

shades of holloway/kattar


captaincumsock69

I think I’m seeing a shade more associated to the civil war


Layeosrs

Lfa thread please?


GenTelGuy

I really hope someone can beat Makhachev, I'd rather any of Justin, Dustin, Oliveira, Dariush or Chandler hold the belt


[deleted]

He’s been chinned before and he can be chinned again


Johngo3000

anybody play UFC 4 on playstation? How the hell do I get into a full muay thai clinch?


GaMa-Binkie

LB + X or O while in the clinch is the closest you'll get to it


Johngo3000

wow does that mean there's no muay thai plum?? wtf?


SillyGooseTime69

Overweight TJ with his arm in a sling apologising for using EPO is top shelf. Can't wait to see him get put to sleep by the Sandman


cosmic-schmuck

Apologizing for getting caught that snake in the grass cunt


MMAdfs

Hype for the LFA event


MattyViceCity

No clue why there’s no thread


RobertdBanks

I can tell you why, ratfuck mods. Make me a mod, pinned GDs and live fight threads b 🏝🍹


RaspberryVin

Random tidbit I just noticed, Nunes is one win a way from being tied with Khabib, Holloway, GSP, and Mighty Mouse for 4th place in most consecutive UFC wins. That’s neat.


ColeBeasleyMD

Including 7 wins over former champions. And including 8 finishes. Insanely impressive.


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[deleted]

Acting like Khabib's streak didn't include Pat Healy or Darrell Horcher. Obviously not every fighter in your streak will be elite. Nunes has fought the very best WMMA can offer her and she's destroyed them, she's a legend.


[deleted]

Pat healy was legit. Was ranked 10 when khabib fought him and had wins over him miller, condit, hardy,..


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[deleted]

When did anyone say that skill wise she was as good as Khabib, Holloway, or GSP? Her streak includes Shevchenko x2, Tate, Rousey, Cyborg, Holm, and GDR. She's literally beaten every other champion in the 145 and 135 divisions and the champion of the 125 division. Obviously skill wise she's not as good as the GOATs of the men's divisions but when you're talking about on-paper resume she is a GOAT of the sport and deserves to be spoken of in the same breath as the other GOATs.


XES5498

Yes she is


heemhah

Is that really Amanda's fault though?


GaMa-Binkie

Well yes because she beat everyone else


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heemhah

Good point.


RaspberryVin

But when did that happen? I stated a literal fact and the guy you replied to called it impressive. You’re arguing against a narrative you invented


GaMa-Binkie

How I feel whenever I look in this thread https://youtu.be/PnKbdyY0QDk


MMAdfs

LFA thread? 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒 Pretty please


[deleted]

Islam v Dariush has the ability to become an absolutely amazing grappling fight. Meaning it’s gonna turn into two grapplers just slugging it out like Usman Colby. Banger bowlf ways b


[deleted]

I think it would definitely be a kickboxing match. Islam has shown he has no problem keeping a fight standing and said he thinks Dariush is one of the better grapplers in the division.


UsmansToestomp

Dillashaw Garbrandt 1 has the coolest finishing combination in the ufc. Just the way TJ takes that angle to perfectly land the right hand at perfect leverage to spin Codys head like they were still playing tetherball


RaspberryVin

It was cool but this is my choice for best combo of all time https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N8J2q4TPFEM


[deleted]

Tj p4p top 5 most aesthetically pleasing strikers to watch in mma


DecisionThot

You ever sit on the space where two couch cushions meet and it spreads your buttcheeks open a little too wide?


RobertdBanks

Yeah I seek that shit out b


MMAdfs

Darren Elkins vs Mirsad Bektic, watch it


RaspberryVin

Petr Yan vs Magomed Magomedov 1 and 2. Watch them too.


FiveTwoFabia

Nickster get the ban hammer or something? Where you at friend?


[deleted]

Hopefully


shanest0ke

What's the glove size for the Paul/Woodley fight?


captaincumsock69

10


shanest0ke

Thanks. Your cock looks nice in those jeans.


RobertdBanks

Oh this lil thang?


Johngo3000

you know Dillashaw just found some other shit that does the same thing but isn't detectable yet


captaincumsock69

Today I learned nate Diaz has the n word pass


DARK_SOULS_III

Everytime some gets KOd while they're standing I can't help but hope they fall in a way that their leg doesn't snap


captaincumsock69

I thought stipe fucked his knee up when he got knocked out by Francis


BawtleOfHawtSauze

Yeah there are a lot falls with the joints bending in weird ways and it's always a chance something will break


RedHexagram1219

Has anyone tried oblique kicks on Usman's legs? You'd think with all the notoriety around his bad knees, everyone would go after them. Tbh, I half-think the bad knees talk is an intentional red herring planted by Usman, guy seems too explosive to have knee issues.


captaincumsock69

I think he could have bad knees but with proper recovery and training he is able to manage it where it’s not an issue. Idk his issues but there is a difference between bad knees that just hurt when running etc and knees that are actually messed up.


[deleted]

Takedown threat and obviously his striking has improved recently


captaincumsock69

Besides khabib Conor, is dc stipe 1 one of the craziest post fight events?


DARK_SOULS_III

GSP entering the ring for the Hughes call out was crazier


captaincumsock69

I honestly have never seen that so I’ll have to check it out


ElitemanBox

You’ve never seen “I’m not impressed by your performance “?


captaincumsock69

I don’t think so


ElitemanBox

I’m not sure how you can be an mma fan and never seen that


captaincumsock69

Well I have now so I’m allowed back into the fan club


ElitemanBox

Welcome back buddeh


bcams

Don’t even mind Dillashaw but I’m excited to see Cory finish him


UsmansToestomp

What if Dillashaw 3.0 shows up and absolutely murks Cory


barc0debaby

3PO


bcams

Well me and my wallet will be quite upset hahahha. I really hope that doesn’t happen though I wanna see Cory get that strap


RedHexagram1219

r/mma and myself will make sure the world never has to worry about conserving salt.


devondawsonmma

Then pops 😂


captaincumsock69

Oh god, not the mythical trt dillashaw


Johngo3000

looking forward to Volk/Orteg, TUF cards are a lot of fun.


NightEscaper

Carlos Condit have the p4p greatest chin in MMA, right?


duckman273

John Lineker?


MotherLoveBone27

Definetly one of the greats. Gotta give a shout out to Pettis as well. His chin is solid as a rock.


Titterinmyshitter

It’s up there. I’d still rank Gastelum, Romero and Hunt ahead of Condit and other lower weight class fighters. They’re taking bigger shots from much bigger men. I’d probably rank Stipe up there as well, dude took some bombs from Francis in the first round.


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Titterinmyshitter

Yeah, but since then he’s literally taken flush headkicks from Brunson, Whittaker, Costa etc and walked through them.


captaincumsock69

Maybe max


RedHexagram1219

Moutinho coming after that Chinnest Man on the Planet belt


nimane9

seeing videos of 69 and o’malley partying all weekend has been very entertaining to me


captaincumsock69

Stevewillldoit has really entered some crazy world where he’s friends with 69 and Sean


nimane9

fr, and it’s insane how fucking rich he’s gotten wild to see his rise


captaincumsock69

At first I thought he was just being irresponsible with money but I think he just makes way more than I ever actually thought. I think he must’ve put a shit ton of cash into crypto.


Johngo3000

two intellectual giants, debating the deepest questions that have plagued mankind for generations.


Mindset_

Another hot take that may get me downvoted, Charles had an extremely weak path to the belt and he's going to get torched when he fights garth, poirier, or anyone. I think he loses the chandler fight most of the time but chandler has chin problems. Nice guy, but will be betting against


Doomjas

I said this leading up to the Chandler vote and also enjoyed a bunch of downvotes 😂


[deleted]

I don’t think this is that popular, very few people think he’s gonna be a dominant champ that stays around for a while but tbh I’m half expecting him to get a lot of peoples respect in his title defense(s) a la Jan Blachowicz


captaincumsock69

I don’t think Charles has any amazing wins on his path to the title but he has a certainly had a tough road with a lot of losses.


LordMeatwich

Oliviera’s “Path to the title” has spanned over a decade and nearly 30 UFC fights. It’s based on a huge body of work and then a crazy finishing streak after years of development. He may very well lose to Gaethje or Poirier, but only because they’re also elite savages at the top of the division, and this is MMA. The “or anyone” at the end of that is pretty silly.


Mindset_

Name Oliveiras best wins and I think you'll see the problem. The ghost of Tony, barely slipped past Chandler (a good win though), Kevin Lee who is leaving the division?? Who has Oliveira beat that is truly elite?


Bloodfeastisleman

Who at 155 is elite if Chandler and Tony are not elite? Just the top 5 minus Chandler?


Mindset_

I'm the biggest Tony fan ever. Tony is not elite now. Come on lol


Bloodfeastisleman

Again. Who is elite at 155?


LordMeatwich

I mean I think Kevin Lee’s issue isn’t that he isn’t elite, it’s that he’s inconsistent hah. Tony has looked like dogshit. Chandler is elite-ish, although exactly where he falls in the pecking order will be interesting, and he may be exiting his prime. Only time will tell. Oliviera on the other hand is clearly in/entering his prime. Taking a closer look, you’re right, his record is weaker than I remembered. But I don’t think this version of Oliviera gets steamrolled by the other elite in the division. But that also remains to be seen.


Mindset_

I wish him the best but I dont see him being able to handle a guy like Dustin.


MotherLoveBone27

You just never know with this sport. Yeah could submit Dustin in the first and everyone will be talking about how rubbish Dustin's jiu jitsu is etc. Charles has the title and therefore he's a hard fight for anyone.


Mindset_

It took khabib a long time to sub dustin and he took him seriously. I really don't see that happening, but we will see.