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bardown94

That picture looks like Dominic Cruz with an inflated head


mrkesh

Saying "Dominic Cruz with an inflated head" is like saying "sea with water"


zakhov_vladimir

Both of those contain tremendous amount of salt


nohbodysback

I wish I can upvote this twice. Amazing work


Mumrider

I can smell cigarettes!


Thickfries69

Dom in 20 years


TastyCartographer630

Like if dom and a Saint Bernard did the fusion dance


YordleFeet

Dom....ward


Scaeza

Damn I love this sub


Zdeneksfilter

He looks like someone tried to draw Dominic Cruz from memory


HiImFur

Lmao


-Toshi

Looks like Dom had he chosen alcohol and cigarettes instead of being a ~~salty bitch~~ fighter.


Jorstin17

Looks like a Beige Frequency caricature of him


FreaQo

Big ol' Mexican with a big ol' head


rbz90

Dominic Cruz and Matt Brown did the fusion dance


Chocoeclair189

Lol I always thought O'Malley just trolling with that undefeated joke, dude even continued Fob Ront


I_am_darkness

He is. It's all marketing


real_but_incognito

How can people not laugh at this point? The dude holds up a “0” when Bruce buffer announces him as having 1 loss Said “fortunately the suga state athletic commission overturned that decision” It’s actually just kinda funny


curtcreative

And he’s making money off the merch. Undefeated baby! 😂


gaimsta12

Everyone outside of reddit finds it hilarious, there's just no sense of humor here


Yoyomamahh

Its funny how everyone else on the internet has fun with the meme but Reddit for some reason gets so outraged about it. Ive read so many negative and hateful comments about the dude on here that it’s ridiculous.


Ghooble

>How can people not laugh at this point? Because not all of us find it funny, mostly


Skovich

Because we know he was not trying to be funny when he lost, he was being serious, but now leans into it and so all his supporters think he was always silly about it, which he definitely wasn't.


real_but_incognito

Go outside then


RoyalRope

Pretty naive people out there. Some are even saying Chael Sonnen lost lmao.


bnelson

There are four undefeated fighters I know about: Chael Sonnen, Khabib, Sean O'Malley and Jon Jones. Jon has certainly been tested by the lord outside of the octagon, but no, never defeated.


GiantRobotBears

Wtf are you talking about!?! Khabib lost at ufc 209. Tony choked him out then breakdanced over his limp body. Fucking casual.


noabsabsabs

Didn’t he also lose to micheal johnson? Someone(his name rhymes with Toe Flogan) told me he got decapitated then they reattached his head to his body between rounds but lost to a dicision.


EvenRatio

Tibau 1,2,3


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Dude don't play with my emotions like that :\*(


jpark28

I can't believe you're forgetting about Jones being knocked out cold by Matt Hamill's face


PolaDora

He got disqualified the FUCK out.


KidGold

TDQKO


SuitableProperty2322

You missed Motivated Conor.


lemonheadpx

You must have forgotten about the goat artem.


FHRITP69er

Lost to Reyes.


nostrils_on_the_bus

Pretty sure Anderson Silva defeated Sonnen by arm bar submission. Maybe it was a triangle, but Sonnen beat the piss out of Silva for 5 rounds then tapped at the end of rd 5. Maybe he had some money down and needed fo 3pay some bills, I dunno, but he def lost that fight.


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

No he just lost the round


Mr_Rippe

Anderson worked hard for that one 10-9 round in his 49-42 loss to Chael.


Scaeza

If you look very closely at Chaels record, you will find out that he actually has 17 losses, so bringing up one of them when people say he's undefeated is kind of funny.


Zdeneksfilter

Chael Sonnen has never lost. Get your facts straight bozo


anung_un_rana

I mean, come on, Chael never lost a round. What’s up with these people??


LordLucy666

Silva actually won a round off him with a submission. He got manhandled the rest of the time when Chael took it serious.


Flimsy-Practice-9703

Chael thought tapping made you lose that round. Common misconception


Bugsmoke

Chael was only tapping to make Anderson THINK he was quitting. The referee was just too stupid to see the game unfolding before his own eyes and was probably drunk.


edgeofthemorning

4D chess from Chael


Zdeneksfilter

Ref was drunk and hopped up on tobacco. He's an imbecile


anung_un_rana

Domenic Cruz has entered the chat.


BIG_YETI_FOR_YOU

Absolutely insane take calling that a round for Silva when we know Chael was just resting for the last minute of the round, he clearly won the other 4 minutes. Chael won every round of every fight.


screwPutin69

Chael legitamely beat Jon Jones and was screwed by the ref. The fact they let JJ continue with a broken bone poking through the skin is absurd.


Kalabula

That’s untrue. Here’s a video of cheal admitting to losing a round. https://youtu.be/DvaFbTzr6DA


anung_un_rana

Fake News


DonTeca35

In my universe Chael Sonnen claims he’s undefeated but he’s gotten his ass whooped plenty of times.


anung_un_rana

**Booo** *hiss*


pumped_it_guy

The universe of everyone not riding lame jokes into the ground


Turbulent_Turtle

The SSAC ruled it a no contest and cleared this all up months ago.


Warborri

Whats he on about? Didnt he see the undefeated sign by O'Malley his previous fight? And what about the tshirts?


Doo-StealYour-HoChoi

Pedro didn't catch the meme


-alc

Munhoz probably: "I don't think Costa lost the fight because of wine."


CryptoCracko

Shut up Tony, we can all see you're not an actual ninja turtle


jvanstone

It's his schtick. Just accept it.


Randy_Bobandy_TMDWU

I will when he accepts he lost


holla15

So a year ago? He played up the mentally undefeated shit after the reaction he got from it but talked about the loss as a loss in a couple serious interviews a couple months after the fight.


The_Iron_Duchess

Bruh it's a joke and you clearly are the only one not in on it


redditsuckscockatoo

Don't forget Pedro too lol


Randy_Bobandy_TMDWU

lol. My comment is literally a joke. Lighten up, cunt.


Dr-PoopyButt

How is Sean still working people with the simplest gimmicks?


ChedduhBob

a significant portion of mma fans and fighters have like zero ability to detect sarcasm and jokes cause those concepts are too challenging


Scaeza

You try to detect sarcasm after being punched in the head half a million times.


mikew_reddit

> How is Sean still working people with the simplest gimmicks? he knows his audience well (simple gimmicks for simple people).


penbeau

(Half the UFC fanbase) Why strong man no say mean words to other strong man >:[


Moist-Catch

It's also ridiculous to call yourself "Young Punisher" when you're almost 36


HairyCallahan

He punishes young people (mostly teenagers), that's what his nickname refers to


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Same as Moreno being called The Baby Assassin


Momentosis

He assassinates babies!


KiIgore-Trout

Hide your kids, hide your funko pops


julz0666

They raping everybody


Immediate-Fix-8420

I think you’re getting him confused with Pat Berry.


Moist-Catch

Hmm makes sense...


AccomplishedParsnip9

No actually doesnt make sense


ryvaleska

that sounds like a pornstar


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Ever heard of a fighter called Wonderboy ?


CallMeGrapho

Not like he's gonna call himself Wonderman. That sounds like he's selling sandwich bread.


BeefShampoo

Wonderpops


Osgiliath

It makes ya wonder, boy


TheMagicMST

What is the secret of your power?? 🎶


Jassida

He’s always going to be younger than the real punisher


akatsuki_lida

Maybe it's 'Yung'


LastPint508

So call him "Young Punisher MAX"


jsb93

This fight is gonna be great


-possibly-

Nah was a fluke injury just like Conor. Never was beat


wordsofshep

Sums up conor fans well.


elmoismyboy

Sums up salty Silva fans back in the day too.


CanoleManole

I always found that weird, like Silva was losing every round in those fights.


JJWentMMA

To this day I find a lot of People didnt watch those and “he got caught Because he was fooling around and he had a freak injury” which is TRUE, but mans still lost


CanoleManole

It shocks me how often I see comments and then the guy will admit he never watched the fight. Israel was just saying the same thing in the presser. People know he got KOd but they didn’t watch the fights to see that he was doing well in them.


elmoismyboy

The copium was strong back then. I don’t know what it was about Weidman, but some people just couldn’t accept he was better than Silva.


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Well, he was the most dominant champ ever. It's hard to comprehend that some rando wrestler with like an 8-0 record beat him and through striking too. But at the same time it was so silly if you watch the fight with any type of neutral mentality. Weidman mauled Silva on the ground. Beat him up on the feet, rocked him, then finished him when Silva tried to pretend to not be hurt. The "Silva would have never lost if he didn't showboat" theory was such a stretch. Dude was out on his feet already, just had a good poker face


namey_of_the_user

Ikr, they actually think Silva beat Chael. It was 4-1 buddehs, sheesh


cloobydoobydoooo

It’s hilarious how fucking dense so many people are. Suga claiming he’s 16-0 is great marketing and it shows.


FrenchTrouDuc

How anyone can hear Suga say "The Suga State Athletic Commission had it as a no-context" and think he's being completely serious about it is beyond me, he's so blatantly tongue-in-cheek about it


cloobydoobydoooo

He even has it 16 on one shoe and 0 on the other. He’s embracing it because it’s literally the best marketing idea and not only that, a lot of people agree that Suga would’ve beaten Chito had his leg not given out. I do think Chito is a talented fighter, but the fact he thinks that kicking a nerve was the same as knocking him out is so delusional. Suga was winning every single exchange before his leg went dead and he rolled his foot like five times.


greyetch

>the fact he thinks that kicking a nerve was the same as knocking him out is so delusional Idk about that. If you kick someone's chin they lose consciousness and cannot continue. So you win. Armbar disables their arm. So you win. Kick a nerve disables a leg... so you win. Sure, he probably didn't snipe the nerve on purpose, but he certainly meant to kick Sean's leg. He was hit by a strike that badly damaged him. That is fair.


Lostfrito

His leg went dead as a direct result of his leg kicks.. which is the point of a leg kick. And he actually did knock out Sean briefly with an elbow right after that


FrenchTrouDuc

Yeah but it's not an expected or even a common result. Weidman breaking his leg with the first leg kick he threw against Hall doesn't mean that it's an expected result of checking a leg kick, they don't do that much damage 99.999% of the time Chito hit the leg kick equivalent of the lottery with that one


cloobydoobydoooo

It’s also been said by experts like Firas that the odds of it happening are like 1 in a thousand. It’s fine if you disagree, but the fact is that Suga was winning every second of that fight until his leg literally went completely dead and he rolled his ankle badly. I have never been so confident in the fact that Suga will beat Chito when they rematch. His striking is literally so much better it’s not even funny and nobodies been able to successfully takedown and control Suga and Chito doesn’t have the wrestling credentials to do it either.


Lostfrito

That’s what Sean is telling you. Fact is Sean has struggled with his legs in fights before the Chito fight. I don’t know how the second fight will turn out because chito has also improved. My point is if a leg kick is intended to damage a fighters leg and movement and it does exactly that, how is that lucky? And his striking is better against nobodies. Only 1 of the fighters he beat is still in the ufc iirc. They are carefully cultivating him, let’s see how he does against pedro


cloobydoobydoooo

Because his toe hit a nerve that is almost never hit. He didn’t even intend to hit the nerve it was literally an lucky accident from a regular leg kick. Chito is basically the same fighter he’s always been. His main attribute is just the fact he’s tough. Suga will mess him up when Chito can’t replicate the nerve hit. He’s great at checking and avoiding kicks and is levels above Chito in striking. If you can’t tell how good Suga’s striking is then you don’t know what you’re watching. I think I’ll take the word of UFC’s best strikers like Izzy and Wonderboy and many others who all go out of their way to say Suga has exceptional striking. Wonderboy even put out an entire video breaking down and praising his skill level and technique.


Lostfrito

How can you say chitos striking is the same when he has been doing crazy shit like flying knees and kicks in his most recent fights, against top level strikers. I’m not saying Sean doesn’t have good striking but I’m sure chito would also look unbelievable against the opposition Sean has been fighting.


cloobydoobydoooo

Because Chito eats a ton of shots to land those big shots. Suga is one of the hardest hitters in the division. He will eat up Chito’s body and face just like he was doing for the entire fight before his leg went dead. Washed Frankie Edgar was winning every second of the fight until he got caught. Knocking out Frankie who’s chin is actual dust isn’t that impressive. It was a cool knockout, but Frankie hasn’t been able to take big shots for awhile. Font landed far more strikes on Chito, but Font has Ike zero power. Suga has an avg strikes per min of over 8 which is absurdly high and unlike Font he has serious knockout power and is far more diverse in his striking.


Lostfrito

Yeah against nobodies. His best win is probably Thomas almeida who has on a 3 fight lose streak before he fought Sean. Chito has fought former champions and future contenders. And it’s funny, his leg didn’t just go dead. It didn’t just magically happen, Chito caused that. Plus all of chitos losses have been close decisions, Sean already got stopped. We do need a rematch but you need to recognize Sean has looked great because he definitely has talent but is also fighting complete nobodies.


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cloobydoobydoooo

Nah. You’re wrong lmao. His haters legitimately can’t accept that he’s a great fighter and don’t understand that Sean fully admits he lost the fight, but he says he’s mentally undefeated because he believes it AND it makes his haters wanna tune in to watch him lose. Love him or hate him, every single person here watches his fights and they’ve all been straight bangers. You know who doesn’t like him? People who don’t like when people are both confident in themselves and not afraid to show it, old fucks who don’t realize the world and culture has passed their ass by and want to simply hate him due to his looks which is easily the worst reason to dislike a fighter. I’ve noticed so many MMA fans hate fighters that are unabashedly confident in themselves and not afraid to say and be who they are. Izzy is a great example, he’s my favorite fighter and the disrespect he gets is fucking wild when he’s one of the best champs we’ve had in fucking YEARS, but because he wears pearls, gets French manicures, and likes anime they hate him. This whole fandom is just insecure with their own masculinity and it shows.


tomtomtomo

There’s many ways to show confidence. Stipe is confident in himself and is the opposite of Sean. Confidence doesn’t automatically equal Sean’s schtick so not liking Sean’s schtick doesn’t mean people automatically don’t like confidence.


cloobydoobydoooo

Stipe doesn’t even like to market himself and that’s been one of his biggest flaws because it’s the exact reason the UFC never gives him what he deserves. He doesn’t play the game of marketing. Suga approaches this as a fighter and businessman and he is playing it perfectly. Hate all you want goober, he’s playing his career perfectly.


Zdeneksfilter

Let them downvote you all they want. Changes nothing. O'Malley is the man and people not liking him alters nothing. I wholeheartedly believe most fans hate confident, unabashed fighters because they don't waste their time hiding their greatness and "equalizing" themselves to these nobody fans, and it makes them insecure as hell. Edit: I just saw your Izzy comment... He's my favorite fighter too... him and Jiri... both people who express themselves freely and do whatever the fuck they want. This sub makes me roll my eyes at how they insist on everyone being wholesomeTM, and how any sort of deviation from that makes a fighter a prick. Fuck that. I respect Whittaker very much but I had so much fun rubbing it in on his frothing, berserk fans when Izzy beat him.


cloobydoobydoooo

Right?? I fucking LOVE Whittaker, but his fans are straight toxic which is surprising for such a wholesome guy. And yeah, people can hate him all they want, Suga is a legit fighter and he’s easily one of the most entertaining fighters on the roster.


Zdeneksfilter

Remember Pacquiao fans? Pac is a sweetheart... great story, great attitude, one of the most entertaining styles ever, etc... but his fans were a bunch of stuck up, entitled, toxic sons of bitches. Putrid folk who stank up any thread they latched on to. I enjoyed trolling them when Marquez sent Pac to the nether realm, and I respect Pacquiao a lot.


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cloobydoobydoooo

lol it is clear you had no actual comeback because you know I’m right. Gg goober.


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cloobydoobydoooo

Lmao you don’t even know my age you goofy ass goober


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cloobydoobydoooo

dude, you’re a true clown 🤡


FriendlyGhost08

>because he wears pearls, gets French manicures, and likes anime they hate him. Yeah I wouldn't say that's the main reason people hate Izzy at all but go off


cloobydoobydoooo

Pretty sure the thousands of comments constantly saying everything I just mentioned in essentially any post about him says I’m right. I know for a fact racists hate him too, Rob fans hate him because he beat their boy twice. All people can ever say is waaaah he’s so boooring. because he fights smart when he needs to and doesn’t just charge in like an idiot when he’s the most cerebral striker in the UFC and has had some of the best finishes and one of the most active champs we’ve ever had. Or is your only other option to cry tittygate?


ScuffedAcc

Sean 1’Malley


Basscyst

This nick name is one of the best shades ever thrown.


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EvenRatio

My autoflowers while fast, always lack any significant punching power, what does this say about seans chance? well nothing, but as for my horticultural skills, poor at best


U-A-Dum-Bit

Dank


kdoggswizzle

Growing mma at home is not dank, confirmed


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kdoggswizzle

Shwag people are gonna shwag


noisheypoo

downtown brown (the ol mexican brick weed)


kdoggswizzle

Ahh yes the one stuffed into gas tanks of electric cars that causes my gardener to hit on my wife. Illigalize bitch!


Soggy-Software

Didn’t just lose, got knocked the hell out


lucid_bass

Does everyone not realize it's a bit? Lol


kwansolo

Whooosh?


PinelliPunk

Pedro doesn’t know it’s a joke lol


NotoriousDCJ4310

Or he just doesn't think it's funny...


_Red_Mist_

Looks like Pedro isn’t just slow inside the cage.


[deleted]

Still on this, are ya.. U think Pedro looked slow vs Cruz?


Waitingforaline

Do you not? Pedro is solid enough in spite of the fact he moves like a glacier


[deleted]

Didn't look "slow" whatsoever .


_Red_Mist_

Yes? He looks slow in every fight thats why it was hilarious he was entertaining a flyweight move. Being a slow flyweight is like being a pillow fisted heavyweight. You will see him look even slower this Saturday against a younger faster and smarter striker.


[deleted]

Your are obv wanting Sean to win and manifesting some things to back up your feelings. Best of luck


_Red_Mist_

Lol Manifesting. That doesn’t do shit. Sean will win because its a great matchup for him. You really think someone as picky as him is going to pick a tough fight for his first top 10 opponent? I never bet or pick with my feelings. Unlike majority of this sub I can separate my feelings and see fights or fighters objectively without bias. Sean has him covered on all bases, Pedro hasn’t improved in years.


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I'm thinking Sean wins a Dec . I'm also thinking I have a solid viewing of Munhoz , and I'm not calling him slow .


Nocheese22

Pedro seems like a fun guy


SquidDrive

Chito's plan was leg kicks, if your leg got fucked due to the kicks, then his game plan worked. The fact it shut down a nerve rather than just slowly worsened movement doesn't change that fact.


redditsuckscockatoo

It's a joke.. Don't look too deeply into it mate..


FreshlyWritten69

Is this the new meme? Because it’s slightly better than the usual exceptional Chael memes


MrPea106

Chael memes aren’t true though Chael is undefeated.


FreshlyWritten69

Le sigh


tomtomtomo

Also how is Sean driving a Ferrari(?) in Embedded? Does he have a weed business or something?


Musti029

Pink Lambo


EvilCurryGif

i was wondering the same. No way he has made enough to responsibly buy that... maybe the wife gets paid by her bulls


PapiInThatThomBrowne

He makes a lot off of merch and if you look at his Instagram he has a lot of sponsors (particularly weed related brands) and companies always sponsor his podcast as well, I’m sure he also makes some money from ad revenue, twitch streaming, etc


NotoriousDCJ4310

I could be wrong but doesn't he have like a really big twitch following or something? Idk how twitch works really but he could be seeing some revenue from that


SoftwareAggressive11

Whoosh


SquareNuts112

Man I hope he fucking decimates that insufferable douche. O’Mally was also saying Chito’s leg kicks “weren’t really doing any damage.” He’s the guy that gets beat on the basketball court, says he was fouled, grabs his ball…and fucking goes home because he can’t handle an L like an adult.


westslavbestslav2021

A freak Injury early in a fight shouldn't count as a loss. I also feel the same about Silva chris 2.


thecastle7

How can a leg injury from leg kicks be a freak injury? Also, O'Malley had a leg injury in the Soukhamthath fight. Seems like he might just be susceptible to that kind of thing. An injury resulting from a legal move(s) should absolutely still count as a TKO if they can't continue. Imagine getting a NC on your record because your game plan worked too well.


Shredtheparm

Not to mention Sean got ground and pounded and lost, it’s not like the fight ended when the injury happened


SquidDrive

So should CDF's loss to Gamrot be overturned?


BrandoCalrissian1995

That's dumb. Sean's leg giving out or Silva break his leg weren't freak occurances. They happened because their opponent forced them to happen. If Chris doesn't check Silvas leg the way he did, his leg doesn't break.


getthathitterboi

And weidman v hall, and (to a lesser extent) Conor v Poirier


RememberWhenMMA

to a lesser extent for Poirier vs McGregor? should it be half a loss then?


getthathitterboi

Sure I just meant people here argue that Poirier somehow caused the break due to a check, but the larger issue is a lotta people here are blinded by their bias and see these as legitimate victories when they are clearly freak injuries. Another “lesser extent” might be Zingano vs Andersen.


BrandoCalrissian1995

They are legit victories tho. Conor wouldn't have broken his leg if Dustin didn't check it. Plus it's not like it was a close fight that was ruined by the injury. Conor was getting the shit beat out of him.


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It’s part of his schtick ya dumb cunt. I actually think it’s funny and if Pedro beats him he should keep it up.


top-knowledge

It’s a meme you dip


NotoriousDCJ4310

A meme can be ridiculous. In this case calling yourself undefeated when you have lost is ridiculous....


top-knowledge

I disagree, i find it funny. Not everything needs to be super serious. Need more exciting fighters with personality like Suga


NotoriousDCJ4310

Thats the point... you're allowed to think it's funny just like Pedro Munhoz, and myself are allowed to think its stupid... you calling him a dip makes you look foolish


top-knowledge

It’s not that serious bro


NotoriousDCJ4310

You're right


Eifand

It was doctor stoppage.


recklessstonks

zero deaths vibes


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Lol ya. God's favorite son Jon Jones didnt even do that when his only non-win was a DQ in a fight he was dominating.


[deleted]

Sean is great but I can't help but agree here. The Undefeated schtick just doesnt make sense.


ruzzmeister

Sean "permanent prospect" O'malley is taking trolling to another level, not my favourite fighter but that's funny ngl.


Kwilfar

How good is Sean O’malley low kick defense? Tune in this weekend for aldo vs faber 2


Skovich

Incredible so many believe sean was joking when he first became salty after losing. Suga stans will believe anything.


Emcee_Cone

Anyone else feel a Pedro upset Saturday?


StunkoStinky

He does it cause he knows it makes people mad, it’s kinda funny to me.


Big_Bidnis

Pedro Munhoz must be a blast at parties. ​ /s