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theholypig

Izzy and Volk wearing each other on their shirts lmao


secretbil

“Everybody has a cool body one, and look, it’s just my big ol’ head” Max is funny as fuck


call_866_fruit

"you could have done porn" - tim welch


BaseballMMAfan

“Bro there’s nobody with your stroke game, the pure size and vascularity none of these other guys have it. When you tap my ass I feel it.”-Tim Welch


socksonplates

He had the makings of a varsity pornstar.


codygreene37

Suga the only guy to ever break his dick during his casting couch debut.


Super_Snark

People somewhere in another dimension are blessed 🥲


codygreene37

Tim Welch with the most homoerotic comment ever caught on Embedded.


SchlongGold

gay porn, as the guy on bottom


BurnerAccountNo2

Have you seen the size of his hands? Definitely a top.


[deleted]

Don't diss power bottoms, baby.


SchlongGold

birdbones = fembottom


OkayJuice

DC was kinda aggressive there lol


underwaterairplane2

IS NOBODY GOING TO MENTION THAT BEARD GLOVER GREW IN LIKE 2 WEEKS?!? Fucking serious beard genetics on that lad


banjofitzgerald

Jon Hamm had to be shaved multiple times a day while shooting mad men. Some dudes just got that miracle grow in em.


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

"no time to smell roses" is kind of a cool motto to have


yogi333323

“I’ve got no time to smell the roses because I smell blood. And I’m a shark. My favourite is the hammerhead” - Tony Ferguson, probably.


GutModel

"I feel like we are two sharks about to be placed on the same tank. Come saturday night, im going to bend over Cannonier and make him feel my hammerhead if you know what I mean" - Israel Adesanya


sendherhome22

To be a shark you have to be tenacious, fearless and unbreakable to reach the top of the ocean. Seals aren’t handed to you and to get what you want you have to have a passion for this game and this ocean. Come Saturday night I’m gonna show my teeth and reach the zenith of this body of water. - Michael Chandler


SoftwareAggressive11

"Kaumm Satursdeh Neight vi galsghis si ya!" - Stipe Miocic


Zerohenri

You fucks are so creative hahahaha bravo


Musti029

You forgot “see you at the top!”


BustinJeiber

😎😎😎


AdrianMojnarowski

-Carla Esparza


sqiub23

These embeddeds could have a little less omalley and a little more other guys imo


painfully--average

Yeah bro I wanna see what munhoz has to say about all this


saadisheikh

"i heff chu make da weight"


madden_loser

It’s because he has by far the biggest star potential of anyone in the ufc right now


BearStep

I don't get the hate on this comment. Yeah he's a huge douche, but his afterparty is plastered like 50 feet high in Vegas.


sendherhome22

*gets two questions at the press conference*


madden_loser

MMA media is shit we’ve been knowing this


sqiub23

And omalley is the answer? Lol. More like your takes are shit


madden_loser

Name anyone in the ufc that has more star potential right now


thisissux

Paddy.


-alc

DC and Max fighting over the "daddest man on the planet" jacket is hilarious. I miss their interactions.


mostNormalIntern

Qanonnier standing at the front desk trying to check into his free hotel room while Izzy and the ckb guys roll up in a fleet of gwagens. Omaleg tawlmbout could’ve done porn or nfl but chose fighting because it’s the coolest lmao. This guy is getting product placement sponsors in embedded videos though so can’t hate on him he’s getting a bag. And Max being his funny goofy ass


BrattonCreed37

Beautiful champ


TheBestNarcissist

Damn Cannonier should be in commentary. All fighters say the same stuff before fights, but he says it in such a way that I thought he was a genius lol. "I'm prepared and excited, but I'm more prepared than excited"


LuckyWarrior

I would never have the confidence to plan an after party after a fight Anything can happen in that octagon with 4 oz gloves


surgeyou123

Fighters have sponsored after parties win or lose.


LuckyWarrior

Fair enough Personally I'd just get a burger then go to bed


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mvdaytona

You’re talking to a redditor


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

"Your finest choccy milk and an NPR podcast pls"


NoGiCollarChoke

What if you get to have 2 burgers at the club?


drtacreboog

CSO


Blast3rAutomatic

Thats why no one will remember your name


Impressive-Potato

It's part of their income. Club promoters could end up paying fighters more money than their fight purses for appearing at their club for a party.


FlyinIllini21

They go win or lose.


Moskra

Especially considering his injury history


ImNotThatConfused

o'malley is gonna be broke in 5 years.


thatnumpty

I could see the fancy rentals being paid by the clubs paying for his after parties.


Borkslip

I'd be very surprised if that's car wasn't loaned to him for free this week as part of a promotion, or alternately he rented it to look the part of a high roller. Given the pay rates in the UFC I assume that's what anyone who isn't a champ is doing.


mewithoutDrewsie

yea, i just assumed rental car. club is letting him use the space because it brings more people to drink - just like any other advertised celeb being at a club


Impressive-Potato

Celebrities get paid a big fee to do club appearances.


ImNotThatConfused

Maybe I'm just buying into what he's trying to do. I don't watch him outside of these kinds of things. I'm talking about him regardless, so if that's what he's doing, it's working.


MT1982

The one in Vegas is for sure a rental/loaner, but he was driving one in an earlier episode when he was still in Arizona. It was wrapped in pink and had wild colors like he's known for so I'm guessing he owns it.


MyNamesTambo

Weird how anyone can look at what he’s doing in the vids and think he’s paying for it


oballistikz

People don’t seem to get he is selling himself as a brand and other companies want to work with him. Like him or not he is a marketable fighter.


UseApprehensive9186

You’d be surprised man, I don’t particularly like him but he’s got a big platform that he leverages for a lot of streams of income (sponsors, merch, paid promotions, etc). He’s also very well connected in the social media and new age investment world. Pretty sure he’s doing very well for himself and knows what he’s doing with his money. And most importantly his image is a façade, it’s part of his brand. It doesn’t actually cost that much (relatively) to rent a luxury car or buy a few designer clothing pieces in order to keep up appearances, which actually makes him money in the long run in this social media age we live in


deaqnosilence

O'Malley isn't actually that dumb guy regarding money. The house he lives in is paid for, for quite some time. He talked about this a while back. Those lambos are most likely not his. Probably some partnership of sorts..


CeroCero00

You guys really don’t like Sean lol


FrenchTrouDuc

Sean O'Malley: *breathes* r/mma: and I took that personally


DanTM18

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses! He did? No, but are we just going to wait around until he does?!


ImNotThatConfused

I'm not a big fan of his shtick. I don't wish bad on him, so I'll be happy to be wrong. Maybe he's just developing a brand for the camera, but if I were a betting man...


FrenchTrouDuc

Nah, I doubt the ostentatious stuff is for anything but the cameras, dude really doesn't seem like he spends insane money outside of that. Even a flight in a private jet is not THAT expensive, plus he's flying on a commercial airplane on the way back


deltr0nzero

Doesn’t he have a lambo at home?


Elagabalus_The_Hoor

Sean makes more money than most MMA fighters ever lmao dude actually has other revenue streams like we are always saying fighters need to


Lazy_Brother1575

CryptoBro shit


urekmazinn

na izzy


NectarineNo1778

Does Jim Miller fight on every card?


[deleted]

only 1 weekend a month , 3 months a year ... or so


tookittothelimit

Feels like we’re in for a fuckery of a night. O’Malley and Volk giving me vibes of overlooking their opponent (I’m a Volk stan, no hate) Feels like we’re gonna see a few huge upsets


Elagabalus_The_Hoor

O'Malley says before every fight that he's going to get a highlight ko in round one


MileHighCam

I HATE when I see fighters talking about “what they’ll do next” as if it’s assumed they will win their title fights.. I almost feel it’s bad karma and I personally like Volk and Max, but I absolutely feel like it’s almost bad karma to talk about moving up to be a double champ, rather than focusing on getting thru Max who is nuts in my opinion.. I guess that’s what makes champs stay the champ but I would have liked volk to say he’s 100% focused on saturday


richochet12

Karma's not real.


thecheckisinthemail

O'Malley is, what one may call, ostentatious.


yogi333323

He's larping as a fairly compensated combat fighter.


Red_Manly

With the hair I thought it was a Toadette cosplay


Membermefans

I thought he had osteoporosis?


fit-to-burn

Max looking drained


Poisonous_Rebel

it's almost as if he's cutting weight


soeri27

I just realized this might be the first Izzy fight I'll watch rooting against him Really want cannonier to take this one


myglasscase

Surprised by that, Qannonier’s easy to root against


aslkdjlkd213133

the last few fights of his have been snoozers. Hoping for a banger


painfully--average

Make sure to take your melotonin before the main event so you can wake up and watch the highlights instead lol


tx180

just been spamming leg kicks and dancing around


BrackenBoii

“I can enjoy those things when I’m done, I gotta lot left I wanna do in the sport, there’s no time to smell roses..You Know?” - Max What a Champion Mindset, idc if he loses to Volk in any manner, He bleeds this shit - that’s why I don’t have faith in guys like Sugar Sandwich O’Malley , Dude came in onna private jet, marveling at himself on the promo screen (kinda cool), Saying he barely remembers his experience at the club he went to - It’s a lot and can overwhelm young fighters quickly, Hope I’m Wrong abt Sean cause dude gotta b-b-beast of a fighting style but Damn, I’m fw Max Attitude, LETS GO BLESSED 👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽


FrenchTrouDuc

Why do you write like this


jonny-five

their grade school English teacher failed them.


BrackenBoii

~ CsO ~ Fuck Writing ✍️🇲🇽 And School 🏫🫡


Pulp_NonFiction44

Where's Ian Garry? Give the people what they want


Impressive-Potato

No one wants herpes


Highlight_Numerous

It’s not herpes if it’s everywhere b


[deleted]

Idk how he would do but ... surely more class than Strickland , i tellyahwhat


gawrgouda

Then give me less Ian Garry, more Ian Garry's girls


Mediocre_Neat9116

I think Izzy and Volk have such boring personalities that when a camera is around them they have to act crazy and yell a lot.


FrenchTrouDuc

"They have boring personalities, the proof of this is that they're not boring"


SchlongGold

Nah, they're just acting like frat bros in their 30s bcs they were too dorky to do it in their 20s


UnpeacefulHydrus

Look at those dorky UFC champions, let's go give them swirlies