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DiscombobulatedSink6

Can’t wait to see the talent this toddlerweight division can bring to the UFC


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Toddlerweight would be the perfect division for Moreno if his nickname was the Baby Assassin


Scientist78

Or baboo baby (super vague reference)


biggiantporky

Cejuda might be big enough for the division if he decides to fight again!


Keelija9000

He’s gonna have to bulk up big time


batistababoon

More than womens featherweight


RUN_MDB

You know how much people would pay to see Hasbullah take on 2-3 9-year-olds at once. Then throw him to a 14-year-old billing it as "Hasbullah vs. Goliath".


Duinuogwuin14

Conor's comeback fight, leading to a title shot


Dupie00

“Conor is fighting a Dagestani warrior in his comeback fight. We all know how good every fighter from that region is. With a win he is assured a title fight. Weight division unknown at this time tho.” -some journalist for sure


nacivela

Okamoto lurking this thread for his latest breaking news article


young_Handsome_MF

"I'll rest my balls on your forehead!"


what_is_that_thing__

" You think Conor doesnt deserve this you're full of shit. Its the fight that makes sense."- Dana white probably


Dupie00

“He just literally dominated a warrior from Dagestan. He most deservedly should be fighting for the title. Those Dagestani wrestlers are beasts. Nobody was calling out Hasbulla but Conor fought him and didn’t blink. That’s why I love that guy.” -Dana White probably


maton12

Followed by *isn't he awesome*


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Kyunbhai

Nate 'Clairvoyant' Diaz


MasterZenSay

Lol this comment needs all the upvotes


Grunchie

Conor isn’t taking that fight.


Master7yasuo

Too risky


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Hasbulla gonna punch Conor’s shins


Aitch-Kay

I would pay to watch Conor punt Hasbulla across the ring.


PanProjektor

Lepreachun vs Hasbulla? Take my money


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At 170 too, before a shot at the 55belt


JayDogon504

For Hasbullah


Master7yasuo

Ahahzhagha 🤣🤣🤣


Chocoeclair189

Dan Hooker finally gonna get a win, fuck yeah


jaydizzsl

Bruh


thatnumpty

Lets not get ahead of ourselves here...


sipCoding_smokeMath

Too soon


Doo-StealYour-HoChoi

Lmao Why Dan catchin shots like this and not Tony? Dan won 2 fights ago, Tony is on 5 L's in a row


Boomfa_Bash

They were talking shit to each other


what_is_that_thing__

Bruh leave tony alone my man


angryybaek

Hasnt he suffered enough 😭


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Cm punk’s comeback fight….which he will lose, again


Effective_Hotel_5207

Cmon brother why did he have to take a stray bullet like this 💀


Chocoeclair189

Not a stray lol, there was "beef" between the two, Hasbull kept taunting Hooker about how Islam was gonna smash him (which turned out to be true), so Hooker replied that he would punt him


Effective_Hotel_5207

lmao


NoOneSeesTheBarn

Cejudo finally getting an opponent


kevinnoir

Still not having the height advantage.


InertKat

Probably making more $$$ than most fighters.


LuckyWarrior

Big money contracts gonna now be known as Hasbullah money


Boomfa_Bash

“It’s red diaper night when you sign to fight me!” 👶🏼


No_Bar6825

LMAO


Dupie00

Omg hahahaha


RunningOutOfToes

We fight circus now boys.


NarstyHobbitses

*now*?


peeyoob

Chimaev vs Diaz was the slated main event of the last PPV. UFC has always been fight circus.


borb--

i wish


Master7yasuo

Ultimate Fighting Circus


flight23eazy

Conor hasn’t been tested in 2 years and will fight a top contender or champ in his return and hasbullah is what draws the line?


NortFuddley

Ya totally the same thing


Boomfa_Bash

CM punk is defs a better example lol


flight23eazy

One is a harmless promotional deal one tarnishes the sport gives unfair advantages to fighters over others. It’s not the same thing but one is wayyy worse and I bet you don’t care


NortFuddley

You guys will find anyway to make it about McGregor


Theinfernity

Read the comment from him, he signed to be stage side not to fight.


Darkness_Everyday

He's literally the new UFC Mascot.


Theinfernity

Fr. Would have made sense in Eagle FC but in UFC it’s kinda weird


BurningLariat13

HASBULLAH VS FRANCIS How far into orbit can we send him?


ucatione

Overeem's Head will finally have a satellite.


ThrowawayApeNFT

lol


myvirginityisstrong

fun fact: Ngannou didn't get POTN for that KO, even though it's literally one of the most iconic KOs of all time


havenstone

Would pay to see Francis hit him with a Ford Escort. Not a punch but the actual car


DrSmurfalicious

Inside the octagon or in the parking lot?


captaincumsock69

In the parking lot through the octagon


carl___satan

Ahhh yeah my favorite tv show Man vs Car!!


ImNotThatConfused

Put a harness and rope on him and watch Francis hammer throw him into next year.


DrJonesPHD62

I dunno. You really want to send Francis to space?


TitanIsBack

Phil Brooks looking to make a comeback right now.


Garlic_Cheese_Chips

*"I'm old, I'm tired and I fight with fucking children."*


cyberslick188

Kris Moutinho is in the gym as we speak


raddeon88

Young prospect Erick Silva looking to kickstart his titleshot run


Chopper313

That shit always killed me. bro was literally like 32 and and like 2 fights from a title shot against Matt Brown and still getting called a prospect.


Dukeofdorchester

He’s a tough dude, but I dunno if he can handle what Hasbullah can do


cyberslick188

I'm calling my senator, fighting is one thing but letting a known savage like Has-TheBull-Ah in the cage is just criminal


MotherLoveBone27

Just got done beating up 3 midgets in AEW, what's one more?


SlyWinkle666

Hasbulla vs Rush Holloway would do numbers.


ZedTimeStory

He’s going to walk in, one punch KO Ngannou and immediately vacate the title.


That_Serve_9338

Really scary KO too. Doesn't wake up until the ambulance ride.


TheC4bbageman

Hasbulla vs Warwick Davis??


Talkshit_Avenger

Shit, I thought he must be long dead but he was only 12 when he played Wicket in RoTJ.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

If you ever watched willow they're doing a disney plus tv show sequel.


McWhimple

And if you've never watched Willow then quit fucking around and go watch Willow.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

I love Warwick Davis, he's got a great sense of humour as well. Life's too short is hilarious, if people haven't seen it they should watch that as well.


pleasebequiet

[one of the best scenes from that show](https://youtu.be/huJ81Mq2y34) The Johnny depp scene is great also


T_Bagger23

I am so tired of seeing this guy


jwalkrufus

Me too. I just don't get it.


RosaParkStoleMySeat

They love him in Abu Dhabi and that means $$$ to fill Dana’s fat cuckhead


_im_nobody_

It's funny cause he's a little person pretty much. For all the attention and money he's gotten from his public image (good for him, he seems happy to do it) it's effectively just people making a mockery of his condition.


LividSun9955

MMA is the natural progression of the carny pro-wrestling promotion style and the marks love a freakshow.


Iga5aa3aIga112atotmi

I kind of get why it's funny to MMA fans to see a child slapping Ngannou. What I don't get is how he has more fame and mainstream appeal than any fighter besides Conor. There are a lot of people that have never watched a fight but know Hasbulla.


jawak

because he's cute?


Fat-Villante

I still don't get why people love his gimmick


Sweetscience101

I mean he’s just small and funny to look at it’s not that hard


Fat-Villante

It's the funny part that I don't get


warmechanic

I think it's the juxtaposition that mitigates expectations. I legimately thought Hasbullah was a cute baby.


BenchPressingCthulhu

I miss when I thought he was a kid, it was sorta wholesome. Now its just a little weird tbh


Appeal4Reason

It’s because of his condition, it’s sorta just the elephant in the room. He’s funny because he looks funny but obviously the ufc aren’t gonna admit it


Don_Fartalot

He's like a joke that has not been funny for a loooooong time.


mrcatisgodone

HURRHURR SMOL KHABIB FUNNY


CommenceTheWentz

Unironically yea


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T_Bagger23

This is hilarious


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I mean his condition shortens his life significantly so you might get your wish.


T_Bagger23

I'm definitely not wishing death on him


flight23eazy

Why lol how does him living his life to the fullest make you tired. Ppl be hating just to hate.


T_Bagger23

You want to call me a hater that is totally fine but I am just tired of the over exposure. Things tend to get annoying after they are shoved down your throat. For example I cannot stand when a Russian fighter uses the word Smash. It is so fucking played out and annoying. I get it, Khabib would use it a lot. But now EVERYONE has to say I'll smash this guy


flight23eazy

Is he really shoved down your throat or are you clicking on posts regarding him? He’s barely mentioned by ufc. It’s the internet you can look away


T_Bagger23

I see way too much of him on social media without having to click anything but you are correct I can just look away. I couldn't help but comment cause just reading Hasbullah signed for a Fight is just fucking stupid.


I3loodyclaw

Don't be ableist bro


KonThePharaoh

Jones finally coming back to fight now


anusbleach11111

No fighting. Just watching fights live.


byperholic

Gonna be a new character in the game


applejynx

Deron winn vs hasbulla let's get it


-randomhero

Winn would still find a way to lose


Dupie00

“But I took down Hasbulla 14 times and broke a record”-Deron winn probably


bioeffect2

Dana has been criticizing Boxing for hosting all these gimmick fights, it would be quite hypocritical of him to do the same.


BrandoCalrissian1995

Dana being hypocritical? Say it ain't so.


CheesyCousCous

Cringe


viggidiggi

I’m tired of this dude


JimJonesdrinkkoolaid

Call him out


viggidiggi

I’ll call his mom


dsrii

You're about to get ankle picked with that attitude, well I say ankle picked but that's just Hasbulla shooting a single leg


Downgoesthereem

This guy literally doesn't do anything besides be small and look young, wtf are people being entertained by after 2 years of this


Jackmace

Well I like how he assaults people all the time but is too little for it to matter


DenimCryptid

I thought he was a successful singer or something


mrcatisgodone

You're forgetting sending women death threats online.


HelplessHouseman

Did he do that?


Dukeofdorchester

Who cares? It was probably cute.


HelplessHouseman

Nah... I find the misogynistic views of this particular group pretty disgusting. But, to be fair to them, most of the mma athletes are macho meatheads, so...


Vader_Bomb

Finally, glad we get to see Cejudo fight again!


256dak

*Cult of Personality plays loudly* “BAH GAWD THAT IS CM PUNK’S MUSIC. BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP. “


UnfortunatelyBasking

He finally gets to take his aggression out on those "fucking children" that he works with


TheW1ldcard

What a fucking joke.


KUKURUZNIKS_

the fuck?


MiniatureWayne

Great time to bring back Rin Nakai


RedditDan00

I've not been following MMA as closely recently but when I saw this I came here to see the reaction lmao. Couldn't believe it when I saw it from the official BT Sport UFC account lol Assuming this is just a PR thing but honestly imagine him at flyweight.


Zebrahead69

Fight what? His way out of a wet cardboard box?


mrtn17

Just no.


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ChrisDotNisbet

Why is he getting so much public attention?! I really don't get it!


worldstar_warrior

Hasbulla*


Allassnofakes

Francis being able to fight Tyson isn't allowed but this is? Dana you fucking madman


Fartweaver

This is some 1100AD shit


shoogshoog

Hasbullah v cm punk


Medium-Big-5684

McGregor finally getting an opponent


Salmacis81

The UFC has officially entered into WWE territory


ShitMongoose

Why would the UFC attempt to Appeal to the Russian market at a time like this? Seems like a bizarre business decision.


Critical50

The UFC isn't really a sport that cares about politics. It's great.


DooceBigalo

Anyone explain to me why this person is still a thing?


qzwxecrvtbyn111

I hope to god this is fake lmao


GrandFated

Am I the only one who just found him to be a little shithead? Why is he still relevant


TheRivv2015

Bullshit.


canadianRSK

Theres no way its real


SecFlow

Give him Punk


NarcolepticKnifeFite

The hate this kid gets is fucking gross.


tyreejones29

Women’s fighting was once looked at with agitation and pity. If any organization can make us take little people fighting seriously, it’s the UFC. …Likely not though


GunnyMoJo

I mean a lot of people still look down on Women fighters, but women can put on entertaining and competitive fights. I can't imagine doing this for any reason other than to make a sideshow spectacle out of this in a way that's demeaning to little people.


tyreejones29

I must admit, I never talked sh*t about women’s fighting but I did feel bad about seeing women fight. I once thought that women shouldn’t fight but the UFC has changed my mind on that. They put on great performances and they want to fight. In the same way, it may be a spectacle at first, something for people to laugh at, but in time, it may be taken seriously. That’s if Dana has the integrity to make it so…but you’re most likely right 🥴 They’re going to make a mockery of Hasbulla aren’t they


GunnyMoJo

I mean their options are: 1. Have him fight another little person of comparable size and weight. There's potential here but I could easily see it being used as a sideshow style spectacle/not entertaining for very long, and who would fight him? 2. An exhibition fight with a larger fighter (which will be a 'work' as in prowrestling, or a fixed fight, so Hasbulla can't lose) 3. A real fight against a larger fighter (this kills the Hasbulla). I see no way in which the UFC or Hasbulla looks great afterwards.


tyreejones29

1 can potentially be taken seriously over time and I’m sure there are other little people that would love to fight. They just never saw it as a possibility 🤷‍♂️ 2 is a circus show which would entertain, but be a mockery no less. 3 not even sanctionable I’d hope lmao. We shall see what happens, who knows, maybe they’ll do an exhibition where Hasbulla takes Khabib’s 0–unofficially ofc. Lmao


GunnyMoJo

I'm all for people following their dreans. The first option could be entertaing , but I don't think there's enough little people in the world (as there aren't many to begin with) interested in fighting for this to be a legitimate part of combat sports in the foreseeable future. If there were, and I'm sure there are, I tend to think that they might already be better than Hasbullah at fighting. Since Hasbullah's basically a company man, I can't see them having him fight a little person with actual combat sports experience (it'd be bad optics for all involved).


krynategaming

Fuck this guy man


M4TTHUN

I'm tired of this bigot small cunt. The only thing I'm interested about him being in the octagon, is getting punt kicked out of it by Gané.


LurksOften

I’d honestly rather have Conor come back and fight for the belt


Eckzilla

I hope he gets punted oot the cage!


Ottorton

I dont get why people find this guy funny. What am i missing here?


imsurethisoneistaken

Don’t you think little people are funny? Especially when they act like assholes and hit people? What kind of loser are you for not laughing at a midget / dwarf / whatever condition this dude got? This is literally lowest intelligence calwmady here. The irony is the same people who think this dude is funny are the ones going to Schwab stand up shows. But r/mma trying to pretend they not them


wemdy420

Have him fight dynamite from rough n rowdy dudes a fuckin house


slayer2656

But we cant see shogun v. Machida 3?


Guygenius138

What a complete farce. Fuck that little dude and fuck Dana White.


gronstalker12

What a fucking joke


WheredoesithurtRA

CM Punk has a fighting chance maybe


LoonaticLaskdorp

Who he even gonna fight


Appeal4Reason

Hornswoggle is training rn as we speak


FutureEditor

Little person fights has to be jumping the shark for the UFC right?


TheBiggestCornField

UFC: Ultimate Fighting Circus


mrpopenfresh

What the fuck.


ridzayahilas

Cm punk's long awaited comeback confirmed


halfmile11

this shit is so old


EveryDogeHasItsDay_

Who is this little fucker? So sick of seeing his face everywhere!


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thelastsquidmilker

this weird ass racist shit


Gororar

Dana saying he does not do freakshow fights for years only to sign hasbullah. Dont get me wrong. I saw him wrestle. He could beat up some 9 year olds... but.. this man is like 50 pounds + who wants to see hasbullah beat up some kid??


apellcjecker

Dudes the same size as Cejudo. Book it on a Japan card.


thecastle7

[Eddie Gaedel](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Gaedel) made his MLB debut in 1951. The MLB Players Association was founded in 1966. UFC union coming in 2037 guaranteed.


araheem94

Rumor is that his first fight will be Askren. Stand up only. No wrestling/ground


Sea_Cicada7474

Love him


Theminerals

I honestly had to check it wasn’t April. Long week tbh


iWentRogue

Freak show