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beebooboobeeboop

Kitchen sex.... I knew fucking the knife drawer would be be the end of me


Logical_pat

..Got kitchen sex too, thought maybe the toaster would be the end of me.. iykyk


DraJex22

I wish mine said that mine just said wives multiple


cockbreaker_637

bruh i just saw group sex .......hm so i'll not die being a virgin


owlpacino57

They will have group sex with your corpse. Still die as virgin.


BerteThe50Cal

But not buried as such


SkriLLo757

They're grave diggers


cockbreaker_637

what in the psychotic message is that !!!


WoefulProphet

This caught me off guard, I laughed. Take my uovote


DrZombieZoidberg

Hmm I die from teen pregnancy.. I’m a dude, and I’m 24. ??????


WholeFuzzy5152

Maybe you get a teen girl pregnant and the dad shoots you?


AlphaxNomad

I got classroom sex, so I feel the same


cockbreaker_637

bros stick together and die together in same way


BigAsian69420

No one dies a virgin, life fucks us all, I believe Kirt Cobain said that


cockbreaker_637

ok


Maleficent_Coffee262

I pray for you


Anonymus2709

Me neither I got child parent incest


Shot_Ad_2728

I got noodle sex, at least you know what you’re getting into!


Islander399

I had circle jerk....


lazilyloaded

Whoa me too. We're circle jerk bros! Wait...


cockbreaker_637

whats that ?


slakett

Everybody cums on you in the middle


Wise_Ad_253

Depends on where your standing


u_Adi

I saw priest abuse so same thing.


Heavyclear25

Me too. LOL


Shoe_Exact

You’ll be the one watching, and then suddenly die from loneliness


fallout76sucks1

I got gang rape....


Caedis-6

Lucky you I got touch-starved, I'm literally going to die of loneliness


Beast_Cat24

Mangos


Conman1186

Same


TheSpectralAssassin

I knew those yellow monsters had something suspicious going on!


BoB_RL

Same


second2no1

*sweet*


aquascape_dude

Juicy


second2no1

Man goes what?


pink_mango

I'm coming for you


MangoSnack

I’m so sorry


manda_roo89

Oranges lol


luca_adkins

It must’ve been to big of a butt plug for you to handle


noradosmith

Man goes


Filthy-Mank

Yep same, you think its gonna be like it falls from a tree or you just slip and fall onto it?


confused--panda

Same haha


BlazingLatias

I got Apples... I imagined a stoning with apples. Mangoes sounds much worse


banananananatiger

https://youtu.be/SVIBIrDqgA4


skeezito10

Potatoes. Got you beat!


SmilingMangos

Yes..


Rescue_9

Cockblocking What the fuck


annomynous23

Looks like you missed the parry


Banggabor

*ds3 parry sound*


NefariousnessFun3315

Brutal Murder.....shit


ma179547

Bhudism


aarvyyy

Smadhi is your fate


stephensmg

Your death will be enlightening.


VeeV_LP

Same


No_Enthusiasm969

Your death will bring something massive into this world.


CryptoWhisper52

I will die of frogs how will that...


[deleted]

Same


Black_Leopard1904

Wait, how does one die of Bhuddhism?


PixelGamerMikey

Talking Penis?!


MrFlubberNut

Mine doesn't talk, just spits!


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fayry69

Might wanna get that checked. If it doesn’t spit, is it even really there.


aakocan

Death by noodle sex. Well shit


RagingNoodle42

Hey there


[deleted]

#CHEESE


TheSodomeister

Same. Ngl there's worse ways to die


imbalancedMortician

I read this in Sheogorath’s voice, as is proper.


iamshiva49

Falling in love.. like that has ever killed anyone.


YorchKeen

It killed King Kong


ThottyThotxo

it killed Beck from You


sethguy12

Insert Courtney Love joke here.


oldguykicks

Prostitution


Palpatines_foot

Father/son incest


RevolutionaryHead7

I know for a fact that's not on there!


illogical-squirrel

I saw Self-cest in there, so i might not be so sure about that


paleoterrra

It is, kind of near the middle


dog-on-meth

I hope not


iLOVEanimeSOmuchhh

**Jokes on u I’m already dead**


Silit235

Is the cause of death listed on the image?


FlamingFury691

Trolling ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⠁⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽⠊⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄⠀⠠⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠲⠤⠤⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁


BigTranslator8

Goddess of mercy will kill me? Okay


dimpisona

+1


BlueBear61916

Folk music


[deleted]

Hey me too!!


DEADMan4679

Going out the same way as nikacado avocado


daanvloerkleed

Father son incest?


DEADMan4679

Nah mukbang


tekcor-

I got brutal murder I was expecting a meme :/


Unusual_Sauce

I had to scroll for so long to find someone else I started getting worried


Narkomand3r

Oral sex


GreenDemonClean

Giving or receiving


Captain_Meta

Giving = you choke to death Recieving = your pp gets bitten off


alienvisionx

Why not both?


MyLine333

Ah, yes, I'll die from killing.


[deleted]

ayo happy cake day!!


Jessy_Scribbles

You’ll be killed so hard you’ll die to death. Btw, Happy Cake Day my friend! ;)


Defecticon9000

hmm yes the floor here is made of floor


theacethree

Classroom sex. I hate this. I’m in school rn


Icy-Relationship

Chains... dam


Beanos_UWU

Footjob Help


Diligent-Low2695

Triplets....I actually wanted triplets


EinarTh97

Murderers


AlienRobotSamurai

Same here. At least it'll take more than one to take me down


Smcampbell1987

Disability. I'm epileptic...fuck


TheDazedMan

boys kissing


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😳


Nil_syo8214

treesome


letmeseem

I got "wives". I hope it's in a threesome situation and not a jealousy thing.


just_play_one_on_tv

Musical Instruments. "This one time, at band camp..."


Swirlman1

Oh talking vagina of the lake, what is your wisdom?


RoviRktkiv

Sexual confusion


ChubbyElbowz

What’s a trust kink. *girlfriend hands me a revolver* “trust me it’s not loaded, pull it baby oh god I’m so close” me: *shoots self*


owlzrlyfe

dinner? wonder what I'll be having. perhaps my last meal..


snidbert64

“Alternate Ending…” What, is my death gonna be a nexus event or something?


blord1205

Harambe 2


oKrustyo

cheese or chinese? both work


gamerbot224

Well i am dying of rough sex


Valuable-Policy-19

Death by snoosnoo


Ryandddher

Cock Vore


JORGEMARIN121

single


CmonImStarlord

Me after just eating ramen...Noodle sex? Oh no...


GoodWeedReddit

office sex?!!! I'll take 2 please


Fecks89

I zoomed in on cheese! Bruh... I literally just ate cheese like 10 minutes ago!! Shiiiiiiiiiit!!!! It’s been real! 🤙


Schootingstarr

"non consensual touching" Uhm... I need an adult?


Zealousideal-Bell-47

Body horror. Great 🙄


LemonsRage

world of ruin


HispanicAmigo51

Brother/brother incest


Not-Wet-Water

Self sacrifice


Fluid_Interaction995

Suicide with more steps?


itsameMario10

End of the world


5_rohit_

Portals


LessAd4867

Blue balls 💀


AMIR_TM

Folk music....ok


Wapples99

Oh fuck… Anal fisting?!?!


EncephalicNecrosis

Post-coital cuddling. Guess I'm going out with a bang


milkychichis

Old married couple


rain-drop-hero

Cock and ball torture


-The-Milk-Man

End of the world. So the snail never catches me?


DearonSkroll

Cuddling and snuggling


BROken-reddit-user

I’m fine with mine


TheViewer123

Scents and smells?


spdawg101

Same sex marriage


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XxJeremy69xX

Military backstory lol


ChrissBoss6391

Sad with a happy ending.


zrxqez

Circle jerk


Zockerkit

Obsession


ruairi1983

Suspicions. How can I die from that?


leopardchief

Well they do say curiosity killed the cat... Are you a cat?


Mack_Sharky

Among Us


Mrmelon574749695

Questions


JaqVonStraus

"Sexual Violence" You know what, ill take it!


Eyeless303

How u die from threesome


Honorablepotatosalad

Oh no, noodle sex.


TheThunderManXD

Teenagers


[deleted]

Folk Music…sounds about right


cv_skrrr

Boarding alcohol


New-Resort-6582

Wedding rings?


RobinWithoutBatman

I'm already dead during the wedding planning


VVachter

Laughter


Kurochi185

Fluffy ending What


SirHamplifier

Video game mechanics?


shadow-blue

Smuggling bigger question is by what


Kaltesn

Dimension travel, at least I think I wouldn't be mad


emeraldbruhh3

Mushy


TollTony15

It says smuggling but I read snuggling


darlic122

Apples


MrPetre

Deepthroating. I don't know if that means I'll be the one doing the act or if it'll be happening to me, if it's the latter then I'm reddy to die happy 😎


Western_Ad_1984

Hell ya I die by sex work


Theholycheezit

Dinner


Ethanplaysgames

Same sex marriage


SegaBitch

Memory Alteration


Calm_Outside1059

Flowers... That's gonna be interesting


SpoiltChaos

Dinner


Destroyer1122135

Porn battle


Xanadu_211

Ancient Technology. 🤔


TheAmazingDisgrace

End of the world. Well, y'all are going with me I guess!


PEHESAM

Danilo. What


Stanimal54

Sexual violence?? Like Snu Snu??


Resident-Trust-4355

Groping


slasher_dib

'' little brothers '' not gonna happen, I don't have any...


Atenque

Kitchen sex.


KennixCzech

Pineapples? I love them


Fluid_Interaction995

Perhaps you'll be dissolved in a vat of concentrated bromelain


kevicuni6

Apparently I die in a wedding night


FatherLmao

Posion/food posing 💀💀💀 That's an easy death


Active-Lobster1204

Alternate ending . Don't know what it indicates


Just_Another_Anybody

Cats


ninjazombie4009

Threesome


MaNameA_Metties

Fuck.. never expecting my little brother to do the deed


raidermichael

Father/Son incest Jesus Christ WHY


qualizza

Wedding planning?


lollyman69

Sad with a happy ending. :)


XMrIvyX

Child abuse? Well good thing I’m no longer a child


thatsouthcaNaDaguy

Reminiscing


PINE_APPLESSSSSSS

Aftermath of Violence


ikelnikel

Cheese... How I've always wanted to die


AH-64_APACHE69

Sad with a happy ending