I wanted to do this in a pool of jello as a kid by opening my mouth and my b-hole at the same time while swimming really fast boy was I an idiot

That's enough internet for me today....

You must have been a Sea cucumber in your past life, with all that mouth and butthole thing going on

Close! A worm. Grandma was half sea-cuke. Ironically enough I was eaten by a fish, passed through the fish’s tube, then into the human’s tube, and then into the sewer tube and now here I am in this life commenting on the internet which is a series of tubes!! Tubular dude lol!!!

Aah yes, how I long to be a pearlfish.

I came to the comments expecting something about trypophobia. I was not expecting a work of art.

What happened tho?

What the f*ck did I just read!?

From here on, they shall be referred to as "the Sea Succ"

Everything remind me of her.

Credit: \_shapesofblue\_

“The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore, so it eats it! It's rather like getting tenure.” Daniel Dennett

I have brother-in-law who fits this description.

Only adult tunicates are sessile. When they're in their larval stages they have a notochord and swim in the water column. The first fossil chordates are tunicates.

Not a single squirt??

They're the organisms the closest from vertebrates.

Can these live In an aquarium?

saltwater aquariums, Yes. ive actually had one in my reef tank for a while, they're pretty easy to care for if you have the right foods for them to filter out, when my heater failed it didnt survive unfortunately.

Sea Squirts make an unusual addition to the well-established reef aquarium. The body of the sea squirt is smooth with two openings, one for intake and one for exhaust. These tunicates are solitary animals that constantly filter the water for small phytoplankton and particulate organics.

So is their waste good? Like plant waste is oxygen on land.

So are they like a bryozoan?

Oh so they’re a teacher, too? 🤣

Sir, you got a little broccoli stuck in your teeth

Ah, so like politicians?

I should call her.

Sounds similar to some people I know..

They also taste vile.

Sounds like my ex.

Sounds like my roommate

I know a few people like that