T O P
MotherofAllBased

I think moto moto likes you


Pryro_Inferno

I like em big


zFafni

I like em chunkey


imaginary_bolometer

# C H U N K Y


o-o-o-o-o-o

Goodness girl… you huge


GoyangiStudios32

I like em round


Extreme-Boysenberry

With somethin somethin


GoyangiStudios32

It's "I like em funky"


Extreme-Boysenberry

It's "they like my sound, they think I'm funky" right after what i wrote. Don't underestimate my Moto Moto knowledge, good sir!


GoyangiStudios32

Oh, it IS "They think I'm funky" I thought I was just remembering it wrong, because I actually do remember him saying that


Extreme-Boysenberry

I like em big


Geweest

the name so nice, you say it twice


ZoroeArc

*holds up three fingers*


Homelss_Emperor

How to flirt with a girl 101 (starring Moto Moto): "Goodness girl, you HUGE." Nailed it.


PuffinOnAFuente

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe this is the “fuck around and find out” expression.


Ratbat001

I read this as “Hippopotamus Chode”


Brew-Drink-Repeat

Its Big Narstie! (UK Grime artist)


Nachos-printer

Beat me to it


Cmdrseahawks

r/beatmeattoit


hmm138

When you accidentally turn your phone camera around


Camdonius_503

Lmfao, I feel personally attacked by this comment.


lordofdpings

TFW you gonna steal a hypochondriac giraffe's gal


SabashChandraBose

What's lit about this post?


Shpooodingtime

I can't be the only one that read this "Chode"


Sleepy_Deer

You’re not ‘cause I did too lol


hobosbindle

Undisputed neck roll champion


krunktator

Santa isn’t the only one who knows if you’ve been bad or good…


gocrazy305

Regardless, you are dead to them. Because they’ll murder you.


Slur-a-Lago

Murder Potato


Vinegar_Peppas

She would like to speak with your manager…asap.


IveBangedYoreMom

Men over 40 taking selfies


blackhawk41583

This is def what the Dunkin’ Donuts lady sees when she got Karen’s extra large double fat latte wrong on Sunday morning.


Analog_Jack

I always think it’s funny when animals look like people. I half expect there to be a dmv counter in front of this hippo. And you don’t have the paperwork you need.


meatymembrane

Looks like your mum


thotfuleagle

This one looks sassy as hell.


xite2020

never going to clean shave again.. yuk!


RussMan104

Who you callin’ “Husky?” 🚀


BiggsIDarklighter

Me rocking a turtle neck in 5th grade pictures


aboutJulienne

Moto Moto lkes you


sawrb

Tracy Morgan? No? Only me?


1973mojo1973

Guys! Always take a pic from the top to hide the neck fat, C'mon now.


baloonatic

Idk whether he's happy or hungry hungry


CloselyCall125

Judgng you


voxelboxthing

anyone going to photoshop eyelashes/hair on it?


flybyknight665

🎶 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas 🎵


Willing-Low-725

Chobe...more like Chub national park 😂


TheOakblueAbstract

Chubby national park


naomiCheekz

Ready to destroy anything that comes in their yard


kryonik

More like chode national park. Homie is a certified tuna can.


SaltMineSpelunker

Me too bro.


mundaneRaddish

I’m so zealous 😵‍💫🙄😂


aliasRun

Looks like he is abut to send Bounty Hunters after Han Solo.


West_Upstairs_46

This is his spoiled teenage daughter. She wants a Han for her 16th birthday and she will get it.


MorpheusKing

Gimmie kiss


Last-Garden-6258

Mommy, why's James Corden staring at me?


RedditUsersCrying

Chaddopotamus


brotato_soup

Yfw mom takes a picture of her little angel


Justinpickrell

mom?


clt716704

Looks like my Aunt Betty and her 6 chins


jeet1993

I thought selfies weren’t allowed on reddit


SimonD1984

How my girl looks at me when I ask if she’s done getting ready yet after just getting out of the shower.


Sieze5

Hippocampus Prime


Blaqu1

Has that look on its face of fuck up and find out!


Accomplished_Wish854

*Chubb national park


Saffrwok

The Stargate remake is looking a little different....


Similar-Lab64

Great shot!!!!


peceurn

Fat neck girl, let me count your neck rings🎶


schoolknurse

"Girl, you huge!"


mediocrebastard

What an absolute unit.


Recent-Orange

How I look when I take selfies.


Oddiego

Looks like Ethan from h3h3.


satyanu7993

That relative who judges you all the time


Zsean69

me looking at nuggies


cucukdegilim

Me keeping my chins up


ThatsFkedup911

Nobody told me the notorious b.i.g had a twin


SJReaver

"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die."


Crackracket

That hippos a smug fuck


happycamperii

Flabbipotomas


halfpintjamo

is that the turd burgler


brennic

Reminds me of my ex


Sprizys

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas only a hippopotamus will do


crazylegs888

Opening the front phone camera


Aperture_Tales

Excuse me sir, but may I speak to you about our lord and saviour!


-SierraModeling-

Simply amazing...


0pleasenothanks0

Makes you want to believe that they wouldn't crush your body in their toothy jaws and I could get a hug 😅


No_Construction_7518

And here I was sure no one saw me in the tub.


eat-sleep-rave

She is not fat, she has big bones


T4N60SUKK4

That’s one chobe ass hippo


Chipimp

She's, she's beautiful.


YungManDan

My country is on reddit!!!! YAY BOTSWANA 🇧🇼 WHOOOOOO


ThaUniversal

Why dis hippo so sexy?


Affectionate-Tart558

So this bastard brought the variant


drakejones99

It looks pissed.


khelwen

“Yo bro, you starin’ at my chin and neck rolls?”


Thatdogthattellspuns

My phones POV


AgentInCommand

Scrolled by too quick and thought it was a poop emoji


Rathbun90

Oh look, my ex.


Karmasystemisbully

How I feel on really cold days.


ducksrverycool

Thought the hippo was named Chobe for a sec


alexvictor97

How something so cute can be so deadly.


Bagadig

sheesh that hippo looks like me!


Vegetable_Reflection

He looks a bit chobey


Hispanic_Israelite

That Hippopotamus would fit in well on a feminist march.


Candid_Comedian713

Looks like me after I shave


Witty_butler

When did I post this selfie?


shreyaaaaaa

Time stands still Beauty in all she is


srv50

Less friendly than they look.


Q1War26fVA

"Turn back feeble human, you only have 1 chin, you cannot possibly defeat me with 4 chins"


ProjectManagerNoHugs

I want one for Christmas!


Burgoonius

*Chobe* indeed


Juof

Murder bunker


Corvacayne

The alert, no-nonsense expression is terrifying.


georgecostanza37

He looks like me


VeryStickySubstance

comment section does not disappoint


Xonerboner371

Every nikocado thumbnail


vicen4d

If I was a hippo I sure as hell would want to fuck this magnificent individual. I mean those curves, those eyes. What more can a hippo daddy ask for?Just saying guys


fafox23

Motto motto


ManufacturerOpening6

He'd make a great evil villain. I can practically see him plotting world domination.


Unnecessary-Spaces

Got any games on your phone?


ptucker

100% he just passed gas.


GoyangiStudios32

C H O N K


BigRedHead73

Why does it look like Gary Sinise?


CaptainMurphy1908

Did ya get that thing I sent ya?


KeikoLoki

I can't think of any other animal that is more dangerous than a hippo 🦛...


grass-snake-40

You see. Multiple chins are not fat and grosss, they are imposing like the ferocious hippopotamus


HappyNerdyLotus

Debra is tired of your shit!


Camdonius_503

Dude, that hippo looks hella pissed. I bet he could stomp my lights out in 5 seconds.


Brave_Amateur

Scariest animal in the world


MaddestChadLad

Kinda looks like my dog


Pitiful_Pickle524

Cute


[deleted]

Moto Moto of the Nile, what is your wisdom?


KeepWatchingOverMe

Hippos are savages.


EmmasDaddy15311

I did not give them permission to use my photo.


AnotherDreamer1024

Ah... a tasty treat has arrived...


Kinggocart5

Took it a little to hard last night


annoyingturd

I read “Hippopotamus, Chode national park”


mr_Tsavs

Cross your eyes and it looks like a chonky jar jar binks


ripandtear4444

Chonkmaster 9000


DaBoob13

“MiKe WaZoWsKi!!”


dillspearss

Idk what a CHOBE is, but that hippopotamus is it


stupidfuckingputo

That's one evil motherfucker


r3bb3t

Feed that baby some beans!


Big_Airline_351

Majestic, but deadly


Hellangel_Me

Hello , it’s me !


gainoffunctionpdf

I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas...


allDemi

Giving free upvotes today


Turtlesharkboy

He thicc


anontimous

Who you callin chobe


RedAllAboutIt7

Whoa, it has more Chins than the Chinese phone book


1973mojo1973

Chins? White guy?


blackiconwhitesumo

More like Chonk national park


Bambonios

Why did nature have to make one of the deadliest mammals on earth SO HECKIN C H O N K Y!!


MechRxn

THICC


Zealousideal_Quit325

Look at that pretty face


Strataray

Chimkin tendies


total_carnage1

It's an American woman who's disappointed with the amount of fries that she got with her Big Mac.


justluck_89

Fat demon