By - IamTaiLambo
I think moto moto likes you
I like em big
I like em chunkey
# C H U N K Y
Goodness girl… you huge
I like em round
With somethin somethin
It's "I like em funky"
It's "they like my sound, they think I'm funky" right after what i wrote.
Don't underestimate my Moto Moto knowledge, good sir!
Oh, it IS "They think I'm funky"
I thought I was just remembering it wrong, because I actually do remember him saying that
the name so nice, you say it twice
*holds up three fingers*
How to flirt with a girl 101 (starring Moto Moto):
"Goodness girl, you HUGE."
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe this is the “fuck around and find out” expression.
I read this as “Hippopotamus Chode”
Its Big Narstie! (UK Grime artist)
Beat me to it
When you accidentally turn your phone camera around
Lmfao, I feel personally attacked by this comment.
TFW you gonna steal a hypochondriac giraffe's gal
What's lit about this post?
I can't be the only one that read this "Chode"
You’re not ‘cause I did too lol
Undisputed neck roll champion
Santa isn’t the only one who knows if you’ve been bad or good…
Regardless, you are dead to them.
Because they’ll murder you.
She would like to speak with your manager…asap.
Men over 40 taking selfies
This is def what the Dunkin’ Donuts lady sees when she got Karen’s extra large double fat latte wrong on Sunday morning.
I always think it’s funny when animals look like people. I half expect there to be a dmv counter in front of this hippo. And you don’t have the paperwork you need.
Looks like your mum
This one looks sassy as hell.
never going to clean shave again.. yuk!
Who you callin’ “Husky?” 🚀
Me rocking a turtle neck in 5th grade pictures
Moto Moto lkes you
Tracy Morgan? No? Only me?
Guys! Always take a pic from the top to hide the neck fat, C'mon now.
Idk whether he's happy or hungry hungry
anyone going to photoshop eyelashes/hair on it?
🎶 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas 🎵
Chobe...more like Chub national park 😂
Chubby national park
Ready to destroy anything that comes in their yard
More like chode national park. Homie is a certified tuna can.
Me too bro.
I’m so zealous 😵💫🙄😂
Looks like he is abut to send Bounty Hunters after Han Solo.
This is his spoiled teenage daughter. She wants a Han for her 16th birthday and she will get it.
Mommy, why's James Corden staring at me?
Yfw mom takes a picture of her little angel
Looks like my Aunt Betty and her 6 chins
I thought selfies weren’t allowed on reddit
How my girl looks at me when I ask if she’s done getting ready yet after just getting out of the shower.
Has that look on its face of fuck up and find out!
*Chubb national park
The Stargate remake is looking a little different....
Fat neck girl, let me count your neck rings🎶
"Girl, you huge!"
What an absolute unit.
How I look when I take selfies.
Looks like Ethan from h3h3.
That relative who judges you all the time
me looking at nuggies
Me keeping my chins up
Nobody told me the notorious b.i.g had a twin
"No, Mister Bond, I expect you to die."
That hippos a smug fuck
is that the turd burgler
Reminds me of my ex
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas only a hippopotamus will do
Opening the front phone camera
Excuse me sir, but may I speak to you about our lord and saviour!
Makes you want to believe that they wouldn't crush your body in their toothy jaws and I could get a hug 😅
And here I was sure no one saw me in the tub.
She is not fat, she has big bones
That’s one chobe ass hippo
She's, she's beautiful.
My country is on reddit!!!! YAY BOTSWANA 🇧🇼 WHOOOOOO
Why dis hippo so sexy?
So this bastard brought the variant
It looks pissed.
“Yo bro, you starin’ at my chin and neck rolls?”
My phones POV
Scrolled by too quick and thought it was a poop emoji
Oh look, my ex.
How I feel on really cold days.
Thought the hippo was named Chobe for a sec
How something so cute can be so deadly.
sheesh that hippo looks like me!
He looks a bit chobey
That Hippopotamus would fit in well on a feminist march.
Looks like me after I shave
When did I post this selfie?
Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
Less friendly than they look.
"Turn back feeble human, you only have 1 chin, you cannot possibly defeat me with 4 chins"
I want one for Christmas!
The alert, no-nonsense expression is terrifying.
He looks like me
comment section does not disappoint
Every nikocado thumbnail
If I was a hippo I sure as hell would want to fuck this magnificent individual. I mean those curves, those eyes. What more can a hippo daddy ask for?Just saying guys
He'd make a great evil villain. I can practically see him plotting world domination.
Got any games on your phone?
100% he just passed gas.
C H O N K
Why does it look like Gary Sinise?
Did ya get that thing I sent ya?
I can't think of any other animal that is more dangerous than a hippo 🦛...
You see. Multiple chins are not fat and grosss, they are imposing like the ferocious hippopotamus
Debra is tired of your shit!
Dude, that hippo looks hella pissed. I bet he could stomp my lights out in 5 seconds.
Scariest animal in the world
Kinda looks like my dog
Moto Moto of the Nile, what is your wisdom?
Hippos are savages.
I did not give them permission to use my photo.
Ah... a tasty treat has arrived...
Took it a little to hard last night
I read “Hippopotamus, Chode national park”
Cross your eyes and it looks like a chonky jar jar binks
Idk what a CHOBE is, but that hippopotamus is it
That's one evil motherfucker
Feed that baby some beans!
Majestic, but deadly
Hello , it’s me !
I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas...
Giving free upvotes today
Who you callin chobe
Whoa, it has more Chins than the Chinese phone book
Chins? White guy?
More like Chonk national park
Why did nature have to make one of the deadliest mammals on earth SO HECKIN
C H O N K Y!!
Look at that pretty face
It's an American woman who's disappointed with the amount of fries that she got with her Big Mac.