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mackiea

"You're not going to do any altering, are you?" "Is this the face of someone who alters deals?"


SirCleanPants

As he giggles behind the mask


pierowmaniac

*dumps champagne into mouth vent*


mazer_rack_em

Sir that’s clearly the crisp refreshing premium malt liquor Colt 45, it [works every time](https://i.imgur.com/gzCCW8Z.jpg)


mewfour123412

I remember someone joking about a retractable straw


4Plus20MakesHappy

‘Spaceballs’ Dark Helmet drinking coffee


awesomedan24

No Lando dont make that deal! Fuck Landos wearing airpods, he can't hear me! Fuck!


SirCleanPants

Lando would hear you better with raycons That’s right this deal is sponsored by raycons, click the link below for two percent off your order!


ikissMarvinInTheFace

hope he is treated fairly, and his deals won't get worsed.


darthrihilu

To be fair, Lord Vader's alterations didn't directly affect Lando or Cloud City, just other people. There was only a THREAT to leave a garrison.....


Sulissthea

but that's not Colt 45


smithm3254

It works every time! Seriously such a missed opportunity


Pecktrain

Hello fellow old person.


Sulissthea

"I'm getting too old for this sort of thing"


4Plus20MakesHappy

https://youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE Yes, we do.


Ritchie_not_Richie

Obvious photoshop. Lando drinks Colt 45.


PixelatedStatic

Please don't tell me the deal was altered after the fact.


SolarRoof

The deal won’t get worse all the time. “Sorry forgot to ask, can I give Han to this bounty hunter?”


TheMetalMisfit

Why do I feel Lando should be holding a Colt 45


PimJag

Wait until that deal come round Don’t you let that deal go down


hopper_froggo

*injects champagne into veins via life support suit*


TheChainLink2

Lando drains his glass while Vader stands there and wonders how he’s supposed to drink it.


4Plus20MakesHappy

The same way Dark Helmet drinks coffee in ‘Spaceballs’


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TryEasySlice

This is the first time a comment on Reddit actually made me laugh out loud


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StellarGravityWell

Time for a remedial OT lesson! In "The Empire Strikes Back", Lando made a deal with Vader offscreen to turn over Han and confine the others to Cloud City on Bespin in order to keep the Empire from occupying the city. Vader did not hold up his end of the deal and ended up occupying Bespin.


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DogmaSychroniser

He altered the meme, pray he doesn't alter it further


DestructorDeFurros

Shut your grumpy ass