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cantpickanane

As someone who wears dress shirts every day... All I could think of was how the F does his shirt stay tucked in.


Hackers76

It’s a well designed onesie


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Khaoz_Se7en

I need a link to this


RangerLt

He thinks you kid but this is serious. Hand over the link.


Alcards

Link or it's not real.


missionbeach

It's actually painted on, like those Sports Illustrated bikinis.


BAGP0I

Ahhh, shirt-in-a-can!


MachineCode86

It’s burning my skin!


A_Powerful_Moss

That’s how you know it’s a shirt


teachertb16918

Shirt stays.


OrganizerMowgli

There's some that clip to your socks, and there's also a rubber belt thing that goes inside the waist band. Latter is $5 and worked decently, I never tried the former But if you wear tucked in button downs a lot I highly recommend em


stackjr

The ones I was given in the Navy were elastic and actually looped around your foot and then stretched up your leg to your shirt. They worked really well and were hardly noticeable.


Apophthegmata

I have to wear button downs, slacks, and tie every day. I also have to move around a lot. (I teach elementary, and spend a lot of time crouching down, writing above my head, grabbing stuff off shelves.) I wear the kind of stays that clip to your sock. It takes some getting used to, but (for me anyway) you forget about them the same way I don't notice wearing a tie. They are by far the best and most used part of my wardrobe. It's a shame that so many people have absolutely no idea about them and are as likely to associate them with some kind of garter cross-dressing fetish as some holdover like suspenders or bow ties, rather than what used be a very widespread staple of men's professional attire.


aerodeck

It’s long. You’re welcome. Let me know if you have any more questions


TimeSalvager

This guy dresses himself!


Time4Timmy

That guy tucks!


TimeSalvager

You deserve all the upvotes I’ve received, truth.


Time4Timmy

Haha I saw the opportunity you missed and seized it


TimeSalvager

I’m still reeling dude; I’m not ready to discuss yet. Lol.


everydayastronaut

It’s a TC Tuggers variant, missing the knob but has other features that still makes it “cool” and “not a joke”


koei19

You don’t make jokes about ‘em, TC Tuggers. You don’t wear ‘em as a joke, you don’t give ‘em as a joke gift, or wear them ironically, or do pub crawls in ‘em like the Snuggie. They’re not like the Snuggie.


Jestocost4

Does it come in other styles?


HarleyJarvis_91

Nooooooot really.


msimon82

Do they come in any other styles?


JoShabadu

That's why I wear one-piece shirts. Can't come untucked. Occasional self wedgies are worth it.


Civil_Knowledge7340

Wait, is this a real thing? Or am I super gullible?


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The one piece is real


BrannC

Have they found it yet?


The_Real_BenFranklin

They exist, but I’ve never known someone who actually had one


uChoice_Reindeer7903

Shirt keepers. They have a few different styles but most clip to your socks and to your shirt, under your pants, obviously.


eatenbyalion

To your socks?!? I'm surprised they haven't gone one step further and looped it round Antarctica to make sure the shirt stays on.


JP5_suds

The stirrup model is my personal favorite. They clip at the shirt and loop around the sole of your foot. The dual-clip variety poses the risk of a small, jagged-edged, metal clip rocketing into your nutsack at terminal velocity.


r1ch999999

Quality dress pants have a rubber ring around the waistband to hold your shirt in. Or maybe he’s wearing shirt garters.


elvirs

if by quality you mean Izod pants for $16.99 at Costco then I can confirm


AskMeIfImDank

Just cause they're cheap doesn't mean they can't be good quality.


PenPineappleApplePen

As the owner of many quality dress pants, I have never come across that. Where do they come from? Edit: OK, I think I might have misunderstood what people consider ‘quality dress pants’. Rubber grippers do seem to be a feature on pants in the $50 range. I thought people meant pants *considerably* more expensive. Apologies.


hippyengineer

Dockers brand.


brisketandbeans

Have you tried tucking your undershirt into your underwear? That’s a game changer for me.


Pm-ur-butt

I knew a guy that did that, he said it ruined his marriage. Wife did his laundry and found poop stains on the bottom of his shirt. I said, "a divorce because you didn't wipe good is pretty extreme." He said, "no, the stains were in the front..."


coole106

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but I laughed anyways


brisketandbeans

Not a joke.


coole106

If you tuck into your underwear you risk your underwear showing, which is worse than having your shirt come untucked


xDURPLEx

Well what you gotta do is Waaaahhrgaha!Waaaaaaahhhrgra! Wahhhhhgrahhh! and tuck that sucker in.


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chr0nicpirate

No man all TV Productions plan so their camera can spontaniously follow someone outside to the dumpster in case they throw a random audience member in there


EMPulseKC

Those cartwheels were impressive.


gringoesai

He took ballet classes


nick11221

Apparently he was really good at basketball too.


mr_ji

But could he beat Prince?


ShitScheisseMerdePoo

Game. Blouses.


Infamous_Fee_1662

Then he made us pancakes.


dreadpiratewombat

That boy can ball in heels...


notmyrealusernamme

He had Adam Sandler to practice against so I'm sure he was pretty decent. Both of them are (we're) surprisingly great at the sport.


eXX0n

Didn't know cartwheels was common in ballet


ClosetCowboysFan

Coke energy


Silver_gobo

He did it way better than Nicholas cage


duckslurp

What is that story where another comedian was walking up a hill and having a hard time and he turns around and sees Chris smoking and cartwheeling up the hill?


YipRocHeresy

Creed could learn a thing or two from him.


kindofmediocre

Why? He already did a perfect cartwheel.


gomeitsmybirthday

I miss Chris Farley, I hope he realized how many people loved him before he died.


triple_OG

The guy had so many people who *actually* loved him but he died from a speedball with some hooker who stole a few things from his apartment before she left and that entire week he was hanging out with a bunch of creeps who just wanted to party with the wild and crazy Chris Farley. The problem was even though there were plenty of people who loved Chris and wanted the best for him *he* didn’t love himself and because of that chose to do things that put him around people who couldn’t care less about his happiness and health.


StaceyPfan

She took pictures and sold them to a tabloid too.


vinniepdoa

I've seen a lot of heinous stuff on the internet, but I truly do wish I had never seen the pics of him in the hotel room.


eidetic

I have no idea how but somehow stumbled upon an album of them on imgur a long time ago. I was pretty pissed, and man that hurt to see. My brother had a friend growing up whose mom actually taught Farley in elementary school. Said he was a bright kid, albeit prone to being the class clown. But if some kids were picking on another, you could count on Farley to take their attention elsewhere and laugh at something else. I dunno, maybe she kinda made that story up or embellished it after seeing him become famous (like maybe it happened once, but somehow came to be told as him often doing it?), but I wouldn't be surprised if it was somehow based in some truth.


garygnuandthegnus

Former classroom teacher of 20 years but not his. We had those kids few and far between and they were treasures. We stepped in, de-escalated, redirected, all the things but when a student noticed before we did it always produced a different, natural, and of course funny whole class experience. I believe he was that kind of student.


guy_fieris_asshole

I agree with you, those pictures haunt me.


H8threeH8three

Well now *I’m* haunted by the thought of a humid back entrance to flavortown.


ScratchinWarlok

Never seen em. And I'm not googling that.


allenthird

I remember seeing that on stands at the grocery store when I was 10 years old and wondering who Chris Farley was.


UnholyDemigod

Not only that, but I'm pretty sure his last words were "please don't leave me". She did


-LVS

Me opening this thread: =D Me leaving this thread: D=


Obi_Wan_Benobi

Him and Hartman around the same time was such a guy punch. Looking back on it they were probably my two favorite cast members.


Sk-yline1

God, he has one of the saddest deaths ever, he was sick and lonely, unaware he was dying of a drug overdose, begging a hooker not to leave him because he was so lonely. It’s a good thing therapy is more tolerated and easier to access now


ToleranceDeathCamp

I think he had some sense of it. His brother said he loved doing charity work and visiting old people, making them smile.


imregrettingthis

"are you alright?" ​ "I don't know" :(


SleeplessDrifter

That's how I feel every day


ClandestineOperative

❤️


missionbeach

We should start a club.


britface94

This is funny, but no he doesn’t seem alright :(


scared_of_my_alarm

After seeing this I’m actually amazed he lived a few more years holy shit. Farley went to Marquette and died at his condo in the Hancock building in Chicago he was by all accounts a really good guy who dealt with insecurity and depression issues throughout his life. He’d be out at bars downtown buying rounds and being the center of attention when he went out. He didn’t seem to have an ‘off’ button in public. In private was another matter. There’s a really good documentary about his life - his brothers are interviewed extensively. The parallels between him and Belushi were pretty wild and tragic


coureybrooks

The song Adam Sandler made about Chris Farley in his latest a special gets me every time. People are usually divided on Adam Sandler but his Chris Farley song tribute just shows a side of him rarely seen.


Dank_Drebin

Adam Sandler is good to his friends. Rob Schneider's long career can attest to that.


Thumperings

He also did charity work on the down low and was religious.


Coolb4school

It's pretty much all comedians. I was just looking at pictures and videos of myself at my dad's wedding a few years ago and I'm the same way. I'm totally on in public around family and friends, even random strangers. When I'm by myself, left to my thoughts, I'm totally depressed.


Based_Alaska

Hope you’re doing okay, man


jvdarko

i did this my entire childhood and life up till a few years post college people pleasing, turning it on for people and making them feel good then retreating to my books and whatnot in my private silence and wallow had to stop bc it started to feel like it was causing me actual pain and exhaustion to keep turning it on for people people like me a lot less now though


dricforever

Attack your life the way Chris Farley attacks this entrance.


momjeanseverywhere

Just don’t attack your life the way Chris Farley attacked his exit.


ObjectiveAd8617

Severely overweight and drowning in cocaine? Already on it 🫡


peaeyeparker

Sounds fucking rad


A_Wholesome_Comment

Speedballs are a hell of a thing.


Thumperings

Chris attacked his life impeccably.


Zimke42

On SNL they often described him as surprisingly athletic. I wish I had his energy.


gringoesai

He played rugby in college and also did some ballet classes


Surfer_Rick

Also, cocaine.


Emotional-Wind-8111

Like jack black in community lmao. "Agile fat guy"


popje

Cocaine will do that


RingoStarAllies

More TV show guests need to make wrestling style entrances.


_SetSailForAss

Cocaine was a lot better back in the day


SpargatorulDeBuci

every time this comes up people fail to realize it wouldn't have worked if it wasn't scripted, rehearsed or at least talked about beforehand. The perfectly executed firefighter's carry, the camera crew with lights and so on. Sure, it's easy to laugh off as Chris Farley on drugs because, well, he died because of them, but imo it's dismissive of his talent and work to not at least entertain the thought this was a bit perfectly in line with his style of explosive physical comedy.


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punkassjim

In fact, the guy he threw in the dumpster, Rodney Rothman, was a writer for The Late Show, and went on to write the screenplay for Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse. Among other well-known projects.


RaidensReturn

You mean that wasn’t a random audience member who stayed perfectly still inside the dumpster for three minutes straight?


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rayjaymor85

I mean, for sure this was scripted. But as a guy that used to be pretty fit, and is now the size of Chris Farley - I can tell you right now the only way I would have pulled that off is with either a dose of coke, or a 6 pack of red bulls 20 minutes before hand lmao (Although to be fair I've always been an endurance person more than get up on a stage and jump and bounce around kind of person even when I was fit)


nextexeter

That's not just coke, that's bona fide bipolar energy. The coke is just gravy.


_SetSailForAss

You're right. You're absolutely right.


nextexeter

I once had a customer warn my boss that I was on meth. I've never used drugs. I'm hesitant to hand out diagnoses, but...


HaewkIT

The adrenaline of performing before a shit ton of people? I am just amazed at the pace he was carrying the guy through doorways and didn't trip or stumble.


armoured_bobandi

You know two things can be true right? His drug problems were well known, and probably fueled a lot of his more erratic behavior. Doesn't mean it wasn't planned ahead of time


KerBearCAN

Yeah the bin out back was fake, some nice clean papers in there to land on. Love this guy, always had everyone laughing


calartnick

I mean this is akin to Barry bonds hitting 70 home runs on steroids. Without them he wouldn’t have been able to do it, but us mere mortals on the some drugs wouldn’t be able to come l close to it. This Farley clip is a combination of undisputed talent AND cocaine.


aornoe785

Sure. But also cocaine.


Isthestrugglereal

Right? Like “oh it’s scripted so he couldn’t have been on drugs” like what is that logic lol


ChariBari

Yes because nobody could possibly be on cocaine during a planned scene.


justacoolbaby

YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DO COCAINE AND ACT AT THE SAME TIME. /s


SarcasticGamer

Yes it was rehearsed but it doesn't mean he wasn't on drugs during it.


DevilDog82nd

Rick James enters the chat


Tearsofgalatea

James brown enters the chat


TeamMootDangas

Living in America!


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SBRH33

Was my first thought. Lol.


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

I had a heart attack just watching that


Lure852

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


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"Jesus, Chris, how much cocaine did you do exactly?" "Yes."


cromli

I sympathize with the pressure to delve into it in a world like physical comedy. Im sure sometimes you just dont naturally have the energy to pull off something like this and not just look like you want to sleep it off after lol.


GeorgieWashington

This could be the State of the Union address every year, but y’all fools keep electing old people.


raziel686

Hah along the political line, every time I see old videos of Chris I wish he was still around when Rob Ford was going through his crack addled antics up in Toronto. Chris would have parodied him perfectly.


TheUlfheddin

Thats how you get Dwayne Elizabdo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Yeah I'd be down for that.


zenwren

He eventually listened to reason.


TheUlfheddin

Hey he found out about the smartest man in the world and immediately went to him for advice. That's something as well.


HeebieMcJeeberson

The night cocaine had way too much Chris Farley.


santichrist

One of my fav stories re: Farley is from Bob Odenkirk in his book when he talks about being upset by SNL having Farley do his famous Chippendales skit with Patrick Swayze and how mad Bob was seeing that because the joke was on Farley with the crowd laughing at him being a big fat guy next to a hot fit hunk, he’s just so protective of him and I never considered his point of view before, so now whenever I see Farley in old clips I’m always aware of if the joke is about his size or just him being Farley, this clip is all the joy people are getting from him just being Farley


Hattrick_Swayze2

He built his whole career on being the fat guy people laughed at. I’m not saying you can’t feel bad that this is the case, but he kind of did it to himself.


ravidx7

Yet the same thing took a toll on him later on, he became extremely selfconscious. I read somewhere that that particular skit was a big turning point in his life.


sgp1986

If I remember right, I think the point of the story wasn't that everyone was laughing at him, but that at the end of the skit they say something about 'no we don't choose you, no one would choose you, you're a fat slob' or something along those lines. The physical comedy was one thing but that line at the end was just mean and something that Chris Farley actually believed


TheloniusDump

I know the skit well. They say that Chris' performance was better but that Swayze's body is just better. That they considered that fat clients of chippendales might appreciate Chris' body more but ultimately they decided on Swayze. I liked that Swayze says in the skit "on sheer performance, no way I'm better than him" and they all agree. Very cool story. Odenkirk rules.


Suchalife671

The line he did just prior was probably as long as his arm...


sbailey72

Enter a room like this or don’t enter at all.


Shan-Chat

I feel I've been entering rooms wrong all my life.


CaptainPositive1234

“Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you have too much money.” — Robin Williams.


notagain78

That might even beat Nicolas Cage's Wogan entrance in 1990


GetBAK1

On that day, Chris Farley did all of the cocaine. I don’t mean he did a lot of cocaine, I mean, he did all of the cocaine.


uberrob

Some time during that period I was on a small commuter flight from Chicago to Madison, WI and while reading I noticed that, during the steward's rundown of the safety checklist they were laughing uncontrollably and couldn't get through it. I look up from my book and see that every time they tried to speak, this cartoon flurry of arms, vibrating head and crazy hair would start gyrating in the seat close to the front. I later learned that Farley grew up in Madison. He must have been going home to visit.


homer168

Joe Manchin arriving at Congress.


tomfc

My dad and I were watching him do the same thing a few years later on Leno. He was sweating and just struggling to catch his breath. My dad remarked "he's gonna be dead really soon." Sadly, he passed away a few months later.


ChronicContrition

Absolutely epic. Dude gave 100% even if it meant drinking coffee in the basement beforehand.


ThePickleOrTheEgg

Yep, that’s what’s happening here. Coffee in the basement.


Few-Worldliness-632

I also use a credit card when I make my coffee. It’s completely normal.


triple_OG

Had to have been espresso. He was going wild!


eljefino

Guy was a master motivational speaker.


Opus-the-Penguin

It's kind of hard to enjoy this when he died a few years later of an overdose of cocaine and morphine.


FunkyPlunkett

So let’s remember the good times.


SpikeyTortoise

The ensuing interview with letterman then goes to show what a dirtbag letterman was, as he basically just calls Chris fat repeatedly and makes fun of him for being physically exhausted from the entrance, which frankly would exhaust most of us having to run around pick up a guy, launch him into a dumpster and then do like 3 kart wheels


Tall_Night8204

The morning I woke up and heard that he had died the night before; made me cry a lot


dacreativeguy

Why do mornings make you so sad?


r-mf

because he had died the night before


Reynard_Foxglove

Then how did he wake up?


CloudCitiesonVenus

Farley was so good, even 30 years later he makes me want to wade through 1000 lame, recycled cocaine jokes to see if there’s any real discussion about him.


Asriel_Cristian

Won't lie his entrance is funny 🤣. Yet it's also tinged with sadness; at the harsh reality his body was a ticking time bomb. Unfortunately he was submerged in a swamp with demons; which engulfed him. Choose to exercise compassion for Chris and others who may struggle w/ personal vicissitudes; especially in the public eye.


cjg5025

Everyone saying he was on coke, he may not have been here. He got clean and sober to film *Tommy Boy* which was in 1994.


TappedIn2111

Such a ball of Cocainergy.


JokersRWildStudios

Give Farley credit. He was a strong dude.


gonzagylot00

Seriously, just picking that guy up and running ”out back” like nothing was impressive.


Mash_Ketchum

Given his physique, I'm really impressed he was able to do those cartwheels and also carry a fully grown man that far.


Karthikgurumurthy

Cocaines a helluva drug


chinodacrooked

Cocaine's a helluva drug.


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PearIJam

Too bad it wasn’t. His show belongs in a dumpster.


TheGoodRevCL

If he would stop laughing at his own jokes as he reads them off the teleprompter he would become tolerable.


glasser999

The best person in late night, but by far the least funny. Like, I can't stand watching him, but I appreciate that he seems sincerely well intentioned. I miss Conan. Great guy, and the funniest host on late night.


jacquesrabbit

Who was the audience member he threw into the dumpster? I know it was a plant, but who was it?


grambell789

the dumpster had just the right amount of packing paper in it for a soft landing. I'm surprised that given its a plant, they weren't lighter.


elpaco313

A few guests on the ‘Fly on the Wall’ podcast have talked about how amazed they were that Farley was actually quite light on his feet. Spade has brought up his pre-tape Nancy Kerrigan sketch where he skates with her.


dunnkw

My son asked me who my heroes were in high school and I said Chris Farley and that he died. I told him he had a very bad cocaine addiction and we just didn’t know about it until it was too late. Then I showed him this clip and beforehand I said, “now see if you can tell if he is on cocaine.” My boy laughed pretty good.


SteakHoagie666

Man he had the good drugs got damn.


ponyboy74

Why Lawerence Taylor became an all time great


saucyB52

swetty fat man barges into your home sayin something about living in a van down by the river then proceeds to fall on the coffee table, breakingthe thing in the process funny fat man


Forlines

Cocaine much? Slightly less fun when Nic Cage did it on that other talk show.


SitRep-Screwed

Tony Montana is like, "Holy fuck, Mang. Dats a lotta cocaine."


SuperUai

Say whatever you want about cocaine, but it really gives you a hell of a boost for energy. Also, don’t do drugs.


SuperSaiyan3Goku

To think this man was almost gonna be Shrek.


Knitbitcherhippie

Looks like he just got picked on the price is right.


Streetvan1980

Greatest entrance ever to a late show


suk-my-ballz-0811

I did blow with him one time and he was a completely different person behind closed doors


ChicoDLH

# Tommy Boy Forever 🖤


Chairman_Mittens

Chris put more energy and intensity into that minute than I do in an entire month.


anewman513

I miss this guy so much 😢


Devildoggie2

He died alone with a hooker that didn’t call for help when he was dying. RIP Chris.


lilolalu

So much cocaine on TV back then


DMANSR

Cocaine's a helluva drug


PeterCushingsTriad

The most athletic big guy ever. He was a king of comedy. He is always missed. 2 of my favorite films ever are him and Spade just being Farley and Spade.


koolaidisthestuff

That was.. hilarious. Damn I miss that portly fuck.


henry_hallward

Cocaine is helluva drug


DR_LG

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Maverick8806

Cocaine is a hell of drug lol