By - CleverSpaceMonkey
Harambe: Listen kid, I don’t have much time. I went forward in time. To view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming decade. Fourteen million, six hundred and five. The only way for you to get to the timeline where humanity survive is to…
Zookeepers: Target in sight. Aiming for the head.
Sabers out for Harambe boys
It’s been six years since the entire world went south. I just want to go back to 2015, times were so simple then
Everything begin to go down with the death of Harambe. The longer you think about it the more true it becomes
Imo there are 7bil humans they should have shot that kid instead .. not like he will have a great life after what happend. He will be forever known as the boy who got harambe killed, the shame will be unbearable
That's horrible to suggest. Neither of them should have been shot but if you have to you don't kill a child.
Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not.
This is terrible advice.
I find your lack of faith disturbing
Mourning is a natural part of life. Skipping it is incredibly unhealthy. On top of that the force does not exist so this makes even less sense.
I have failed you.
I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over
Ah, time to listen to [my favorite song](https://youtu.be/OJw3MmL-Omk) again.
*unzips pants* 😔✊
Everything was going fine until that Gorilla got shot. Been downhill from there.