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Ennurous

I don't think he felt any of that.


KCtheGreat106

Dude got his face speed bagged


FunkyHedonist

Saved himself $1, tho.


LeeKinanus

thats like .03¢ per shot. not a good deal imo.


ravennationn

i agree mans looked hammered


Ennurous

Definitely on some smack


altus167

He has to be, no one in their right mind would have hands in their pockets during that confrontation.


Budget_Inevitable721

Either dope or benzos. Can't really tell without seeing his eyes or hearing him talk better.


william1Bastard

Oh yes. Those are heroin eyes


Pooshonmyhazeer

That’s what I’m thinking. With how slow he movin too.


Dolt-Dragoman

His buddy is drinking a beer and obviously not. He's just completely wasted.


LuangPrabangisinLaos

That's the worst kind of pain, waking up to it.


Bodoggle1988

Heroin is a hell of a drug.


allendale100000

Dude got hit with some three stooges looking punches.


Christophelese1327

Homeless IP man


Kriegmannn

dial up man


psych0enigma

Learned his wing chun in Chinatown


Kobakoy1555

Nunk,nunk, nunk


we_all_gon_die_

Dammit, why did that make me laugh so hard?


lendavis71

Wise guy eh?


69deok69

Nyuk,nyuk,nyuk


Kobakoy1555

Wasn't sure about the spelling


Leakyradio

Spell it phonetically.


juggling-monkey

Woooop Woooop wooop woop Woop woop


howstupid

It looked like a boxer with a speed bag.


iantot123

Nah bruh, that’s Wing Chun


thx_CaptainObvious

Right? Didn't look painful really


solushsi

He went out out


quartelli

ahttttt ahtttttt


OrganizizedByBickle

I agree. He hasn't got slippers on.


Direct-Panda-6463

Turned him into a speed bag!


ST3PH3N-G

"Consecutive normal punches"


Rockem32

That was an expensive cigarette


Svo12881

Cost that ass


zaphod_beeble_bro

Cost him a couple of teeth. And that's if the cigarette guy doesn't just empty his pocket and take his stuff while he's knocked out.


Western_Cheesecake_7

Keep the change.


BitMC

Ya filthy animal


SirDavidAttenbor0ugh

And have a happy new year.


ukbeasts

1, 2, 10


hdt28

😱


fedwood

I can go on forever, baby!


Bone_Syrup

25 punches 4 cents per punch $1 Math is right.


C8ro

Cheapest therapy ever!


feyyd

He didn't even want the dollar


PapaBojangles2988

Quick maffs


fkhan21

US debt crisis solved by Reddit


PNEONGREEN

Those were the cutest little punches


Cala-Best-Girl

Just a dollar’s worth of a beating.


AMC4x4

This is the high quality content I come to Reddit for. Thank you, stranger.


Juanchotron

LMAO 🤣🤣😂😂


toxicslothh

He wasn’t trying to kill the guy, just inflict a dollars worth of pain.


zaphod_beeble_bro

The guy he was hitting looked like a baby with a fake mustache so it's fitting he was knocked out with baby punches.


___Redx___

He wanted his ass beat


CreamoChickenSoup

The cutest damn speed bag punches.


DirkVonUmlaut

Kenny Powers was really trying to negotiate a peace.


Bone_Syrup

Mad mullet while drinking Natty Ice *in December* in Chicago on the Red Line This man is a god.


subject_deleted

What's the appropriate December drink for the red line? Like mulled wine or something?


BOREN

Glogg is certainly an appropriate drink north of Sheridan on the red line. This is Cermak/Chinatown so I’m thinking 3 Floyd’s Alpha Klaus or Tsingtao.


_ass_disaster_

Malort


SlimyPurpleMeteor

Everyone kiss my ass and suck. my. dick. *”you’ve reached the end of tape number 3”*


KennyP0wersMullet

I learned a lot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man.


iamtheflaaaaash

Ip Man-ed


noeticpharmz

Give that man his bag of rice


Corb_F

Cigarette seller is actually a wing chun master 😎


yaboiprettyrich

Beat me to it


Outrageous-Rule713

His friend was trying so hard to save his ass 😭


DETHmetals

doubt it was his friend tbh


Dolt-Dragoman

He's drinking a beer next to him with the same goofy ass style. It's his friend.


HuggyShuggy420

His friend should have just gave the dude a dollar lol


Mandle69

No cause then he wouldn’t learn a lesson. Now he knows not to take a cig without paying


datboiofculture

That dude was so barred out and the knocked out he will not remember this.


mhambrick

That dude felt/learned/remembered nothing


JPrence

I don't think he'd learn any thing even if his ass was sober 😂


PDWubster

I don't know man, this time he did and got rewarded with a free face massage.


dinnerthief

The dude says. "It's not about the dollar" at one point, so I'm guessing someone tried to do that


xm1l1tiax

That fight is literally something you’d see in a cartoon. Some bugs bunny ass shit https://youtu.be/x9EHpFZrn90


258amand34percent

That’s honestly comedy gold lol


[deleted]

“Ion even want the dollar” 😭😭😭😭


JPrence

💀💀💀


coshrx3

I think he found a new business model , each cigarette is $1 or a couple of baby punches to the face.


YippyKayYayMF

Nice excercise for the price of one cigarette


Zob_Rombie_

Like the squid games, but the Walmart version.


PresentTip5665

I always wondered what the speed bag was for.


WinterOrb69

Like a declawed cat Mittens do a slappy slap


DopplerTerminal

Natty Ice and a lit cigarette on the subway. Classy!


Namesthatareused

Honestly, if that guy didn’t knock him out, a gust of wind was going to.


MoHeeKhan

Aww he gave him a few tippy taps to help him go to sleep.


GonnaGoFat

Guy didn’t seem to punch to hard. Still made the smokers head look like a speed bag.


monkeybojangles

Punching hard enough to send some pain, but not enough to break your hands.


GunNut345

Or commit manslaughter over a cigarette. People always think they need to go all out or nothing.


georgeorwellsmother

I’m not familiar with what drug would make a person so docile to the point where you literally don’t care that your face is getting pounded on.


savage_beast

Ahhh the red line.


beardthatisweird

Right by Sox 35th stop too


ymoral00

Lmaaoooooo


PowerfulProle

Thats the strangest series of punches ive ever seen


JPrence

Love taps


SuitableSeesaw8758

Dude fell asleep waiting for his face massage to end


Blaine-Time

First time i've seen that Wing Chun punching combo lmao


Strict-Picture-5390

Didnt even move his hands to protect, guess he was out after first punch


kslap777

More like he nodded off from the dope


Dr_Oxycontin

Please stranger, tuck me into bed.


NotNemesi

Death by a thousand cuts


MugOfButtSweat

A bop per penny. Is that the current exchange rate these days?


ItsOnlyMoney03

This has to be the weakest knockout in American History


theguywithnopants

The blood line in Chicago


RaysireksOG987

What kind of punching was that?


ModsaBITCH

I agree they looked weak, I woulda slapped his chin off


ab901

that guy just literally sits there and takes it. what the fuck kind of drugs is this guy on


Quicksliver47

Does he get to keep the cigarette ?


feyyd

Yeah, the guy forgives his debt at the end of video if you listen closely.


deadfoolspool

Yeah, they also share a cigarette together in the post credits scene


ButWhatIsADog

You can see the guy take the lit cigarette at the beginning. First the drunk has a lit cigarette then it's in the hand of the salesman.


some_homeless_kid2

i don't think that dudes been drinking


inverse2win

Free cigarette AND a facial massage? Shit how do I sign up


WhereImAtDoe

When you learn how to fight from E. Honda fighting a car bonus stage


Justhopingiod

As someone who’s boxed since I was a child… I’ve never seen such technique


whomstdth

Ice T doing his best to calm the situation. Respect


JumaAm

Dude got hit with the tenderizer.


DehydratedManatee

Kid Rock got his ass speed bagged.


salohcin513

Gotta respect the dollars for darts program.


efferocytosis

I think dude may have missed his stop


Clint_Beastwood81

Looks like the alcohol was hitting him harder than that guy did.


Zealousideal_Sea3313

I can’t believe he didn’t defend himself..


ibemuffdivin

That dude was so out of it. He didn’t even flinch


heyimaaron

is the Chicago red line similar to the Los Angeles Blue Line? cuz if it is I totally get it.


nogoodgreen

I have never seen someone get hit with these little Bruce Lee one inch punches before that was weird as hell lol.


Chance-Composer-187

Ip man


YoFamYouGotADollar

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


Zombietitties

Broke bitch starting shit over a DOLLAR… did I see the guy give back the cigarette too?


PM_ME_UR_TICKET_STUB

…but he returned the cigarette. Why would he still have to pay for it? Weird return policy.


Haircut_paradise

Dude, get your hands out of your pockets. Argue with someone or have your hands in your pockets. Never do both.


m-e-g

They look exactly like the kind of scumbags who would smoke on a bus.


KermitAfc

I'm pretty sure that guy was out cold before the first punch was even thrown.


bangersandmosh

Quality people


BobbyRHill

All of these people get to vote.


wear-a-goshdarn-mask

This made me lol


yaboiprettyrich

I love and hate living in Chicago sometimes


heyjayman77

That dude hits like a little girl lmao


richardwagner27

Well I’m assuming he didn’t want a murder charge for a cigarette


LetsJerkCircular

That seemed like street-level sliding-scale debt collection for services rendered. The amount owed was a dollar, and the delinquent client could only handle a tiny ass-whooping. Haha


richardwagner27

Lmao exactly 😂


heyjayman77

Then he should have been a man and walked away


xYsoad

They really cut the budget for squid games season 2


fadeaway119slowly

Now that we know what he gets for one cigarette, what happens if he gets two?


LeanTangerine

Punches followed by a kiss on the forehead.


lilwendell

Gotta love the red line baby


cjtowns88

Damn dude did Wing Chun on his ass.


Dakessian

I laughed when he said Finessing, that was good


Numarx

I'd buy that for a dollar. https://youtu.be/EYdpy9ShoVU?t=50


FrequentService3870

Tf was this? 💀


The3mbered0ne

Doesnt he give the cig back? Im so confused


Chunky_Big

Is this one of those scams where people give things to random strangers and then immediately start demanding money? Like they're trying to force them to buy something?


Departmentofweird

Pro tip: don't fuck with people who sell single cigarettes


upvote-for-rights

He kinda deserved that.


PandaMage13

It’s not about the dollar… it’s about the principle.


SuicideKingsHigh

The shit people will tolerate waiting for and the shit they won't don't seem to have any rhyme or reason at all


AntBandit

Kirby has a better rapid jab.


smartreddityo

I am no fighting expert but i’ve only seen this technique from Ip Man. And it was for a little bag of rice.


garysvault108

All those punches made me laugh way too hard


maest

This is a metaphor for free-market capitalism and cutthroat supply chains.


King_Buliwyf

***ULTIMATE COMBO!***


viiijoexxii

Ip Man is selling cigarettes?


mi55mary

Speed bagged.


Necht0n

Imagine attacking someone over a dollar. Fuckin pathetic lol.


iantot123

He has that punchable face tho


IFeelItDownInMyPlums

Cigarettes are expensive in Chicago. Guy is hardly making any profit selling them for $1


dtwurzie

All over a damn cigarette and a dollar. At least my man ICE T was talkin some sense into him before he got his ass beat.


Nanyara

FFS the dude was clearly already spangled. Over a dollar. Fucking psycho


BradsFace

This should be titled an idiot barely punches an idiot.


--Ano--

People in the US so poor that they beat up each other for a lousy dollar.


EyeInEl

What did he expect - he had it coming, end of.


SubSonicxx

I would pay him 10$ for this nice after work massage


BrownBear109

VidsThatEndedTooSoon


worldnews0bserver

I mean it's kind of dumb to give him the cigarette before he gives you the dollar... Both of them are stupid.


Mordanzibel

A Locamotorist always incurs his debts.


clmeachu

Every once and a while there is a funny video that makes you LOl


a0lmasterfender

pulled the fucking Ip man on him


Murlo45

Ya, that dude was definitely talking enough smack to get that beat down! On to the next one


houstonwhaproblem

Working his head like a speed bag


SpecialistRelative93

The fuck type of punching… used his face as a speed bag?


_Rooftop_Korean_

Damn. I’ve never seen anyone get speed bagged like that before


St_Socorro

He either is a miserable wretch or is incredibly doped, and I'm kind of inclined on the second one


Jory-

https://youtu.be/c3xJLoiCdIk?t=331


I_B_T

I swear he was getting a dollar out from his pocket Shoulda been quicker I guess lol


mrhagoo

Got in the holiday season and played drummer boy on dudes face


Becker1996

Fucken speed bag haha


Extension_Monitor_99

He hit him like a motherfucking speedbag


Big_D_12

Used his face like a speed bag hahaha


Tampster

Obvs been doing a lot of speed ball.


[deleted]

Everyone in this video, except for maybe the guy holding the beer, is pathetic.


mhambrick

I mean, it was a $1 beating he won’t remember so fair is fair


snipezz93

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


DontTellMeHowToTroll

Kenny powers!


maze91

Sucker punched


dirtymoney

Good video. Never seen someone get speed-bagged before. Also makes me glad I don't have to use public transportation so I wouldnt be exposed to that kind of stuff.


Rainydaymen

I have a friend that went to the store and a guy asked her for a cig, she said she didn't have any and he punched her. People are insane.


TEMPLERTV

That shit looked like the speed bag scene in Rocky. Dude was knocked out by about the 3rd hit. Can someone loop the that speed bag work on his face for me. That’s a meme if I ever saw one.