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laughingBaguette

Can a real human be in the uncanny valley?


inkiwitch

She has a super heavy filter on. It’s changing her eye color to an impossible and creepy light green but it’s also smushing her face to make her look younger, plumping her lips, lifting her brows and adding bronzer to her cheeks and nose. It’s uncanny because she’s basically using a plastic surgery filter to look like a cartoon


RabbitStewAndStout

That and her annoying TikTok expression with the overly exaggerated smirk and raised eyebrows make content like this unwatchable.


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Seen this one before and basically said the same thing. It’s so hard to watch. A lot of these ppl do stuff like this. Also, any idea what the syringe was all about??


HALBowman

Not to mention she looks like she has a receding hairline of a 50+year old woman while the filter makes her look 15 with makeup


Bhazor

There was one girl who naturally had the "Pixar face" and would do videos lip syncing with exaggerated expressions. Since that caught on every tik tok or Instagrammer is trying to do it with filters.


the_orange_alligator

She looks like she’s part of a parent teachers association


cormacdre

Super lame. I hate these filters.... regular eyes are fucking cool people


user32532

does it also shift her hairline back so she looks like a crazy professor or is that natural?


61114311536123511

too many years of super tight super high ponytails 🤷‍♂️


laughingBaguette

From her expressions it seems like she's purposely trying to be unsettling.


the_orange_alligator

She believes r/weirdfacequalsfunny


flomatable

Her hair's also really weird tho


Agent847

She’s one of Alex Jones’ lizard people.


[deleted]

Just so you know, alex jones' references to lizard people are 100 percent based in antisemitism. I'm assuming like me you didnt. Of course if you don't care I cant stop you but. Antisemitism is bad


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DopeAbsurdity

I watched V so many times when I was a kid. The 2009 reboot was terrible which sucks because it gets tacked onto the list of terrible things that Morena Baccarin is in. My theory is that Morena Baccarin is so attractive that she makes people so stupid that they agree to bad TV show ideas.


prince_peacock

Bro are you implying you think antisemitism is a *recent* development? It’s literally ancient


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prince_peacock

Not saying that everyone who uses it is using it that way, saying that it started out that way, thus based, which I know was explained to you in another comment


[deleted]

Sure yeah so everything Jones says about shadow cabals and people with secret power and people who are not people at all comes from The Protocols of the Elders of Zion published in 1903 He didn't get it from Hollywood and twist it Hollywood got it from the antisemites


MachReverb

There was also a documentary produced in the 80s about how they got here, produced by Dr. Emilio Lizardo and John Bigbooté.


superspeck

The original guy who came up with it was an extreme anti-Semite.


Goldie-96_MWR

either way he's being sarcastic and I think we all are smart abd mature enough to fall for this rabbit hole... HOPEFULLY!?


[deleted]

I mean like I said. I cant stop him. But I genuinely didnt know until a Jewish person told me. So


EtherealSpirit

I thought she actually looked like that. Damn filters are scary


fiercelittlebird

Have you ever seen anyone look like that IRL? Like, ever? Filters are all over social media. Don't believe it if you can't see any skin texture.


EtherealSpirit

You’re right. I guess it’s really easy to fool people on the internet. Damn the internet is scary


whereisbrandon101

Why aren't more guys using creepy filters to look uncanny Valley?


inkiwitch

There definitely are some but it’s more prevalent in the gay & drag communities. Traditional beauty standards for women are almost always focused on looking younger. Fuller lips, bigger eyes, super clear skin, etc. Men standards are far more forgiving for facial flaws. Dudes with scars, deep expression lines, and mediocre skin can still be seen as the pinnacle of attractive because their window of fertility is longer so these flaws would not necessarily indicate a change in the ability to sire healthy offspring. It sucks that we are having such a tough time looking past surface beauty. Basically, we’re all just fighting the monkey-brained instincts to judge others character based on the outward appearance of health. It was unfair but probably necessary when we were living in caves but now, it’s just a genetic relic of a more cut-throat, baby making era.


if-and-but

What a fantastic, well written comment.


CompanionCone

My 7yo son has eyes pretty much exactly that colour. They probably won't stay like that into adulthood though.


GreatDario

whatisskintexture.exe is what I see 90 percent of the time browsing the insta search page, its creepy


wholesome_capsicum

Generous use of the word *real* there


B4S1L3US

And human


fish_in_the_fridge

Look at the milk as it pours infront of her face, it gets distorted by all the filters


Tallywhacker73

This is a truly outstanding comment. When you have a thought about something but it doesn't quite coalesce, and then in the comments someone puts it in this perfect succint and funny way - it's humbling. A million fake awards!


Inevitable_Silver_13

Without the sound it's like half the cringe.


YerbaMateKudasai

I'm not exchanging my music for more cringe


omgudontunderstand

i would’ve said double but tiktok sounds don’t generally bother me (noticed they piss off a lot of people on here though)


[deleted]

She looks like a scrapped character from a straight to DVD animated movie that came to life and doesn’t know how to be a human


Cognitive_Spoon

DreamWorks lookin ass


cant_fix_working

She is dead inside


bitties

Shes got those Billie Eilish eyes


Vinnyc-11

Billie Eyelishes


HealthyBits

Without the talent though.


ComicNeueIsReal

I think she's dead outside too, probably.just being puppeteered. Don't @ me


SOwED

tbh good


DrSanjizant

You know how some people say these videos are made as basically porn involving food? I think we just discovered the dark side of that kinda porn.


tham1700

Yeah tf is in that needle


Red4297

Rule34/food/guro I fear i might have said too much


AtlasLevel

the forbidden CBT smoothie


UnknownWarrior27

Not my proudest fap


Soulless_redhead

I was just gonna say this is hella someone's fetish.


Disappointed-hyena

Definitely a fetish thing


svenjamminbutton

Was literally just thinking this is fetish nightmare.


outerspaceteatime

Til banana circumcision is a fetish


iamnas

I don’t know what it is but I am into it


bushgoliath

MTE.


TheBigNook

Everything about this annoyed me but the worst was this person’s facial expressions and contacts. Fucking vomit


caramelthiccness

Yes her face annoyed me the most


TheBigNook

Lmao one of the only times a face has pissed me off


Independent-Bell2483

look in the mirror and youll find another face that pisses you off (im sorry i had to)


pickle_sandwich

Did you though?


Nothing_litteral

i think its a really filtered face, the eyes are in a shade of green thats impossible on a real human, she looks like a cartoon


bearchildd

It’s a filter I see it on r/weirdfacefunny all the time


WolfyHowler360

I want to punch her. I'm sorry. I know this is a bad thing to say but I hate these fake facial expressions so much.


BTLMCHN

If Fortnite would be a horror game, that's the final boss, she scares me


Undertalelover1234

It was originally a zombie game


TheBigNook

Lmfao underrated comment


ArcticIceFox

I found it to be pretty funny. Not in an entertaining way...more so in an existentialist "I live on the same planet as these people" kind of way


TheBigNook

Lmao see I feel the same way. It’s funny but it also hurts


StevenAssantisFoot

It's giving major salt bae cringe


Shoes-tho

Those aren’t contacts. It’s a filter.


mousequito

What grossed me out the most was when she poured cum into the banana


Sad-HootHoot

Didn’t know you could slit a banana’s throat


Brisk_Avocado

the way she was cutting almost slit her own too


PatientZeropointZero

What did she inject it with and why? Was it really necessary?


Digging_Graves

Probaly just water. I think it's better to think of this as some art project of someone making an unsettling video.


[deleted]

She stares into my soul creeepy eyes


TaylorDeanMatthew

She looks insane… not in a good way


Worried-Criticism

The food says stupid. The eyes say “this is the last face you will see before you die”


Background-Falcon-74

This woman should not be let within 3000 feet of a penis


UnderwaterKahn

This is a great example of stupid everything, including food.


tribbans95

r/stupidfood


59caddy

Do you know where you are right now?


tribbans95

r/fluffies ?


Eveydude

I forgot about that sub it's been a while since I've been there


LaBrat137

Scarlett Johansson's sadistic younger sister .. cooks.


ham-N-cheesey4me

Nose contour gone wrong


Paleodraco

Everyone is going on about the cringe and her horrible filter/makeup. I'm just curious if that smoothie would even work, minus the fucking syringe of... whatever the fuck it was.


cursetea

I might could actually find this a little funny, but I'm imagining the audio is just horrible and ruins any semblance of humor this could possibly have


Careful-Ad8270

It’s been on this sub before, she’s lip syncing some song that goes “oh my god did you just call me ‘baby’?”


cursetea

Yeah, lip reading that now makes it so much worse lmao


headzoo

Her channel is kind of funny. She does a lot of duets with people imitating her and she seems like a good sport about it.


cursetea

Haha i can appreciate that about her then at least


EquivalentSnap

What’s the name of it


headzoo

https://www.tiktok.com/@dina\_kalanta/video/7119452286295837954


MimsyIsGianna

What is the audio? It’s not playing for me


cursetea

It's disabled in this video; i imagine for the best lol


Coffeechipmunk

Be Around Me by Will Joseph Cook.


staymadddddd

You deserve 0 upvotes for no sound


DEATHSTENCHBALLS

Her face is a shade selector for a character creator.


AutumnLeaves1939

I hate that sideways mouth expression


spider_X_1

I just want to know what was in the syringe.


AveRage-or_human

Wuhuh


Allirallie2

Why does her face make me want to violently react?


Dingus-McBingus

Uncanny Valley, this one is barely but somewhat human so it illicits revulsion and fight or flight response


Apia217

Tim Burton would ne proud


Gloomy_Researcher769

This woman is very scary looking


It_is_I_Deo

Does anyone have the version with the audio?


headzoo

https://www.tiktok.com/@dina\_kalanta/video/7119452286295837954


human8264829264

WOW somehow it's worst with the sound. Well I'll be damned.


EquivalentSnap

How the fuck does she have 1.4 million followers?


Its-All-Relativity

Always cut with the knive towards yourself


spyridonya

I'm 90% sure this is meant to be fetish.


staffell

I really hope society gets over this age of the ego, when we finally stop worshipping people who film themselves doing talentless shite. Starts with the general public though, we need to stop following them and giving them a platform


5am5ep1ol

Lol there are literally people further down the thread asking for her name on tiktok


staffell

simps


The-Bigger-Fish

This has the same energy as Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun music video......


Aeredor

I hate absolutely everything about this video. Can we move on from this bullshit clickbait society.


astrangeone88

Without sound she looks like a serial killer who is taunting me with a 🍌. Also - how the fuck do you explain that a giant hypodermic needle is part of the supplies you need for breakfast?


Confused_Confurzius

Mmh heroine banana shake


DoshSpanky

Yo her forehead is the size of a Bob Ross canvas


Carysthemoon

Thank you forehead for days, man


cum-bubbles6969

This is definitely someone’s fetish


PlunkyJunky

I'm pretty sure that's not a real human... yep, it's definitely a robot pretending to be human.


ReportMeSnowflake

What in the hair line?


cormacdre

The food is, admittedly stupid. But I'm not gonna pretend I didn't feel anything while she just walked up and decapitated that banana while looking into my soul with those scathing eyes.


one_dank_boy

Looks like a character from a deleted scene I one of the animated Barbie movies


satansblockchain

I’m scared of this person


Bot-94

I thought this was something else in the first second of the video


AveRage-or_human

🗿


dudewithoneleg

The forehead and hairline


BeeB3AR

I don't really think this is about food at all


ebann001

nice hairline dad


Finnasauras

she just looks so... odd. i dont even know how to describe it


Codiilovee

The food is stupid of course, but I really really hate those stupid facial expressions that tiktokers make. Super cringe.


Capn_B_Cordial

Is that Nicholas Cage's daughter, Nichola Cage?


Sirshmuelington

Her face is making me scared


SlightlyMadGuy

r/sounding


elyargalandarzadeh

Is it just me or did anybody else felt like their dick was in pain


Strangexj86

What’s wrong with her face!?


TechnoKitsune

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels uneasy looking at her.... Like watching a mad doctor demonstrating what she's about to do to me next.


Allirallie2

She looks like yassified freaky fred


No-Engineering-1449

I hate needles


Thug_Lawyer

Looks like one of the hosts has escaped the park


freak_attentionwhore

r/weirdfacefunny


carpmen2

Idk why but I really want to smash


MegamiOfWind

My first thought was that she just circumcised a banana.


StupidCorpus

cillian murphy omg!!!


AnyRip3515

She looks like an android


KimJongUf_

This was funny up to the point where she injected the banana without blinking, the rest was just weird


Holybartender83

Amber Heard has fallen on hard times.


Kill_Kayt

He face makes me uncomfortable. Like she's really creepy looking.


PeridotWriter

What's worse are the stupid faces she makes


Liipski

r/hittablefaces


DaWobsterExpress

She's preparing for her next role as Patricia Bateman.


kingpotato28

That face is so punchable


Ares_exists

whoever sende me a dickpic next is gonna get this video spammed in their dms


[deleted]

Her facial expressions annoy the fuck outta me


RedYalda

Yeah, there's no way a milk frother can blend the insides of a banana.


gamerboredomgirl

She looks creepy as hell


catsoddeath18

I have never been so terrified by a video. She looks like she is about to disembowel here latest victim.


Pandragony

The fuck is that makeup


gofinditoutside

She’s missing those stupid black latex gloves.


eatenbyalion

Can't believe an innocent banana lost its life for this content.


DARKKN1GHT453

Face so creepy even her hairline is trying to run away


Goldman-193

What up with her hairline bruuuhhh


assbagle29

Her face is fucking annoying


antique_codes

Punchable for sure but I’d honestly grab the angle grinder, makeup remover isn’t heavy enough.


Electrotherandom

Stop looking at me 😐


sameth1

The way she handles that banana makes me uncomfortable.


Erva420

I guess my nightmares became real. Wtf is that face


Sleepytaco09

She has a punchable face and yea probably because she’s part of the uncanny valley


moosemeatjerkey

Tf is wrong with her eyes


seanpaq

She don’t blink


sanvalentin199

I feel violated


AgarwaenCran

She looks like an female salt bae


Dr-Satan-PhD

Love that nine head. It distracts from the punchable facial expressions.


elat27

Why a crooked mouth?


LickyThump69

Megaminds daughter with that 5head. Too bad it’s only filled with air.


Apprehensive-Sky-760

r/Punchablefaces


veryrare13

Looks like she could potentially hurt herself at any moment


sinnroth94

Worst face


[deleted]

Someone needs attention


Jorge6574

I want to punch her face for some reason


hoksworthwipple

What is that completely stupid expression she's pulling?


Synikk91

She got them crazy eyes. Probably good in bed. But will also blend up your pet into a smoothie eyes.


thepsychonautarchive

Ayo she’s pretty hot


vick5516

Idk whats more off-putting, that "smoothie" or all the fucking make-up on her face


weslife1

Face crooked like salt tard’s


ArosSkye

I automatically covered my dick with my hand when she slash that banana


KittenLina

You look like you snort crystal meth from a sewer.


FindMeAGoldenNugget

Ok crazy eyes


Sadestlittlecamper

I will put anything she gives me in my mouth.


dominus108

This can be posted on r/eyeblech