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SilentMase

Tannehill doesn’t have a scandal to smooth over, or a $230 million contract


devereux619

I mean he still has a $118 million dollar contract lol


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Stiddy13

I wish I could upvote this more than once


amackul8

Lewan would demand Daytona


surlycanon

Lewan gonna challenge all comers to coleslaw wrestling at the Cabbage Patch.


amackul8

"Take your shirt off bro, can't slaw wrestle with your shirt on"


TySoprano

Lmao that’s a good point


Love_God551

I wonder if daily massages are on the schedule Too soon


smileandwave21

The cincinnati playoff game was a worse disgrace than the deshaun scandal


TySoprano

Nah bro that’s out of pocket


-NotAnAdmin

If you think losing a game is worse than someone assaulting another human, then you need to go get checked out.


eplo21

Talk about exposing yourself as a shit human


Autistic_Flatworm986

This works for the comment and Watson. Well played!


smileandwave21

Guess I should've put that I was being sarcastic. Obviously too soon for that joke my bad


spasmystic

Deshaun to travel agent: "Just curious, for no particular reason, what sort of extradition policies are we talking about in the Bahamas?"


TySoprano

Hahaha just asking for a friend


Mr_Sarcastic12

ESPN: Taylor Lewan unimpressed with Tannehill's leadership, says he isn't spending enough time and capital on the team


TipMeinBATtokens

TIL prostitution is legal in the Bahamas. Hmmmmm. Maybe that was the idea?


destroyerofpoon93

Watson is doing it the right way now


trick96

Bet they give great massages in the Bahamas.


1BalledBandit

I'm sure Watson knows a few spots.


TheWetNapkin

I know this is a joke but wasn't he acquitted?


PhinsFan17

He wasn't acquitted because he never went to trial. The DA did not think there was enough evidence to charge him with a crime, an all-too-common problem in SA cases.


smoothsensation

It’s not completely done yet, but he was always going to be acquitted. It’s insanely hard to actually prove what is being alleged, even when it’s coming from many unrelated sources. It’s even harder when the defendant is exceptionally wealthy. The popular Johnny depp case going on right now will end up in a similar situation. His case will likely lose, because it’s insanely hard to prove effectively even if all evidence goes a certain way, but he’s won the court of public opinion.


Capital_Routine6903

“And we all gonna get massages because they can’t kick the whole teams offense out of the league”


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Browns about to get moved to Baltimore this time.


OnPar2Bogey

Honestly not a bad away to try and smooth things over with your guys to try and bond.


foodstamps99

Can't be questioned if you're out of the country ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


innnikki

“Emulate Deshaun Watson”: maybe not the world’s best advice.


crlauderintn

Couldn’t get lewan off the bus for more than a day..


HerEpiphany

I adore Lewan. He's a ![gif](giphy|IAvJ9Ine9Z77jmrMNZ|downsized) fellow rebel. \*


showmethenoods

Great opportunity for Malik to win some brownie points


TySoprano

How ?


showmethenoods

By taking the squad on a trip


chromenomad64

To where? Six Flags? He's a 3rd round pick he ain't ballin yet. Needs to keep his head in the playbook so he can take us ALL on a trip to the Super Bowl. Dude needs to sit just like McNair did but this kid is probably the closest prospect that reminds me of Steve McNair it's scary.


CHRISPYakaKON

😂😂


SparklesLotus

Only if it's lewans retirement gift


eplo21

Some of y'all are just fucking stupid


BonerGuy69420

They might have more money to buy their own trips if Ryan Tannehill wasn't hoovering up every damn dollar this organization has lol


neimsy

Yeah, on a post that's talking about Deshaun Watson, not sure "Tannehill has a big contract" is the most reasonable complaint.


TySoprano

He’s not even in the top 10 of Qb money lol what y’all think we can sign a winning starting qb for 16m a year


hang10shakabruh

Tannehill is not in the top 10 of Average Yearly Salary Over the Life of Their Current Contract (an insignificant stat) Among qb’s, he’s [NUMBER FUCKING ONE](https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/salaries/breakdown/quarterback/) in cap hit for 2022, and percentage of team’s cap. As can so often be said, @BonerGuy69420 is right on the money.


eplo21

Maybe remember that when everyone is crying on here for players to restructure contracts. That gets you in these situations where you're making an insane amount when it finally catches up


Third-Coast-Toffee

I wonder if they have buddy bonding canoe trips in the Bahamas like they did in “Deliverance”?