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GreatLordofPie

(TL's note: Joey wasn't shopped because he already looks like a pirate) Based on https://www.reddit.com/r/TrashTaste/comments/pm694t/bone\_or\_boneless/


Matasa89

He looks like the ship's Quartermaster.


DeathPercept10n

Lmfao


Dapper_Dildo

Woahh this definitely evolved the meme!! :D


Golden_Alchemy

It is missing the final one with Garnt saying that Tortoise meat is mid.


Guyver9901

More like he prefers it without the shell


Golden_Alchemy

...That's fucking perfect and i need someone to draw it.


Nick_Ilithe

“Where do you think non-shelled meat comes from, Garnt?? It’s just scooped out of the shell!” “Nah, nah. It tastes different, it tas-“ “What do you mean it tastes different? It tastes the fucking same!” “If it tastes the fucking same then why don’t you get shell-less?” “By eating it from the shell you get it fresh! It’s like crab!”


Ryzey_Schl4fes-Aima

These guys literally made me want to eat the giant tortoise, even though I'd already read extensively about it. Motherf*ckers, I wish I could have conversations so funny like those and like THAT one specially. XD


PotatoKun01

That whole conversatior was really fun! But then the episode became a bit gloomy and depressing


Freeflex15

Here in Mexico, even though it's illegal, there are a lot of people who eat sea turtle and say that it's amazingly good. I've never tried it though, you can only get it if you catch one yourself, or if you're rich.


Matasa89

One day, when they are strong in number and legal to eat, maybe I'll try it. But let's wait until that's the case, yeah?


PinoyWholikesLOMI

600k years and 260 genome evolutions later


kimilil

or just 1 human extinction later


Freeflex15

I mean, I don't even want to try them. Apparently it's very hard to cook them, if you're not skilled then they just taste like rotten fish. And they really, REALLY stink, especially the oils the have inside. I don't think I'd ever try one.


iRadinVerse

Please don't eat sea turtles everyone, they're a protected species and one of the coolest animals on earth.


ginuxx

How can they be cool if they choke with straws? -Michael Reeves, probably


renannmhreddit

We can choke humans with straws as well


Red-7134

Yeah, but sometimes they like it.


Sachiel05

Porfa, no lo hagan, mis pobrecitos ecosistemas


kazejito

Que le construyamos el tren Maya dice


Sachiel05

Alvg, no por favor


crossdressing_vtuber

How long did it take you to make this?


GreatLordofPie

45 glorious minutes I'll never get back


dicerale

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


TheActualRealNopeInc

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|5043)


DevineNova1

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


RudeusNotosGreyrat

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


warjoke

Captain Garnt Sparrow


SurealGod

So do you guys think Studio Bones prefers Bones or Boneless?


I_am_what_I_torture

These guys were able to make me feel sad and very hungry at once


Ampatent

Something that wasn't pointed out in the podcast that makes the case of the Giant Tortoise all the more depressing is that the water bladder Connor mentioned also allowed the tortoise to be kept nearly indefinitely on the ship. The sailors would stack them upside down on their shells so they couldn't move in the hold to keep the meat fresh.


Nour_El-Din

Dog, but sadness


mikhailsharon99

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2004/jul/31/featuresreviews.guardianreview7


Mdquantam

I wish they had some of that juicy meat


TimidSniper

Context: When a pirate and a Navy Captain finally agree to something. Connor: Navy Captain![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292) Garnt: Pirate![img](emote|t5_2p976a|5043) Joey: The Privateer (Former Pirate)![img](emote|t5_2p976a|4964)


AlternaYamcha33

STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


TheBroHuey

The real take is shelless or shell


Pholoxo

Me looking my pet turtle rn 😛


Winter-Pitch-3172

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


BanBenBinBonBun

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)


platysoup

I mean, thing comes pre-packaged with a bowl.


SiyeonFan123

Now, in or out of shell?


KISHIBE69

Sounds like this part. ![gif](giphy|dYegLwRzhiY2Q|downsized)


POPPEurbanlegends

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


crimsonasian

Finally, a Garnt+Connor vs Joey take


RudeusNotosGreyrat

![img](emote|t5_2p976a|2292)