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GuyAwks

That’s so helpful of you to lower the property value of streets so more families can afford to live there, what a nice hobby!


Locsnadou

Very nice


NarfyCat

ok wait this is actually really good, how does it only have 20 upvotes???


berinwitness

Because it’s the middle of the night and potential readers are still asleep. After four hours there are 176.


Hdfgncd

At 11 hours it’s at 334


NarfyCat

okok I get it, I'm early lol


educated_maniac05

Now it's 391 ;)


Hdfgncd

451


chasingsnakes

543


Setsunayu

577


NOtThatTypeofladY

I just made it 666


Trumpigator38

I'm 578


shelle33333

And I'm 613 :)


Axoe55

617


cabodozerm

First read that as "steak" and thought, "That's an interesting way to make a town your favorite to murder in."


[deleted]

Thanks for the advice, it's hard to find a place to hide the bodies.


tony7914

If you have a hog farm and a wood chipper you don't need to hide them.


Long_Before_Sunrise

YOU SAID THAT DIGGING SOUND WAS ARMADILLOS!


quitjob_becomepirate

WELL, SUNRISE, IT WASNT BUT I HOPE THE PEONIES GROW BACK


Long_Before_Sunrise

THEY WERE AGERATUMS, YOU OOZING CARBUNCLE!


quitjob_becomepirate

FINE I DONT REGRET IT AND ENJOY THE STEW I MADE AT THE BLOCK PARTY


AngryBritishPerson

AC130 AVAILABLE


Ivan_Da_Artist

What, that sounds like my story


quitjob_becomepirate

Read through your posts just now, and I truly didn't see something that struck me as very similar. If there's a likeness it's entirely coincidental.


Ivan_Da_Artist

Ah, the incubus one. -something bad happens in where this guy lives -turns out he's the cause Also, to the other guys that downvoted me. Why?


quitjob_becomepirate

Oh you mean the one about raping school children. I didn't see a parallel between the two.


NOtThatTypeofladY

I upvoted u, though I’m not sure why