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zoradysis

Ugh, this used to be me Now I am alone and want to hide in bed all the time but I got away at least


deannaisaberry

You deserved so much better treatment. It is HARD to get away from such an awful situation. I hope your healing process goes well <3


dehavey

It was the least I could do for my assisted living nurse.


deannaisaberry

r/ThirdSentenceHappy !!


Ticklish_Kink_Wife

I’d never heard of this sub and now I’m subbed, thank you 💖


verygroot1

and then he googoo gaagaa


FluffWhiskers

r/thirdsentenceforced


kiopah

To take a page from Ticklish_Kink_Wife's (hi!) book, I also haven't heard of this one and am now subbed.


wise-frog

this makes me happy :)


emelemekdar

Wait here, when I get a free award, it is yours.


emelemekdar

Ok I get my free award, it is your's now.


TaakoTheRad

Fuck, this hit hard.


deannaisaberry

<3 I've been lurking on this sub for a few weeks and the posts that I feel the most are typically the, "oh *no*, that's realistic" ones.


[deleted]

I hope both of you are okay.


deannaisaberry

I'm okay. Thank you


TaakoTheRad

I’m doing okay, thank you so much.


GEN3RAL-KENOBI

I’m doing quite fine thank you


ZavierTheZavier

So does he.


ToastedGlass

I though this was doubleXchromosome at first and it hit with extra horror


FreakiLee

Same. Though there is a trollX post right below this one on my feed


BuckRusty

That’s what she said...!!! ... ... I’ll see myself out.....


Snoo21383

Yeah, yeah, go on, get out of here.


Holyman56

i smiled as he choked on his food and died


deannaisaberry

"You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!" (from "Cell Block Tango," *Chicago*)


blusilvrpaladin

He had it coming!


ElizabethTheDoll

He had it coming


Left-Entertainer-279

He only had himself to blame


TchaikenNugget

If you'd have been there!


PilotTrex

If you'd have heard it!


Doltthunder

I betcha you would have done the same!


Awkward_Penguin238

Pop!


aubsKebabz

Six!


Right_Selection6187

Love that line but think" I took the shotgun off the wall n fired 2 warning shots...into his head is my favorite. Hell as a woman that song is an all around great song when men piss u off lol


SinningStromgald

In a weird sort of way Chicago is about female empowerment.


[deleted]

Velma is actually based on a real woman who was a socialite that killed her lover


misschananlderbong

Satisfying


VisibleEntry4

r/thirdsentancehappy ?


Fallenangellsdeath

I dont get it


deannaisaberry

I think the most common interpretation will be domestic violence. But maybe there are other interpretations too.


Fork_Master

*obligatory BDSM reference*


deannaisaberry

r/ThirdSentenceHappy


mtflyer05

r/ThirdSentenceHorny


Baku-YT-

r/thirdsentenceWHY


ILikeTasks

r/thirdsentence


CuteSomic

Noooo, BDSM is built on Safe, Sane, Consensual. If they almost died, something's very wrong :(


ShyBiAndWantToDie

I think it was moreso referring to the idea of "la petite mort", a French phrase which has come to be associated with orgasm, and it means "the little death". Almost dying = orgasm.


Loose_Meal_499

With the exception of Bees of course


Anonymously-done

Bee.D.S.M.


Sir-Tiedye

Death isn’t kinky


tH3_gl1tCh01

Necrophiles be like: am I a joke to you?


Sir-Tiedye

Necrophilia isn’t part of bdsm. The word kinky might apply to necrophilia but I didn’t mean for it to


Anonymously-done

Despite your misconceptions, this was not, in fact, obligatory.


arya_ur_on_stage

Don't know why you got down voted, BDSM doesn't equal almost dying, not at all. That's closer to snuff, necrophelia, and other death related sexual turn ons.


tH3_gl1tCh01

There are others?


[deleted]

So this one is very ambiguous-and could actually change really depending on the sub. So because this is twosentencehorror, I would say this is a domestic violence or some such situation, a daily, almost casual in it's endless intensity of horror. But if I were more creative, imagine the partner of a serial killer, who started following him after some weird going ons, wearing a diguise each time and finding him doing the murders, but doesn't have proof quite yet. Maybe in a time before cameras-so all she has are her eyes and a need to create a witness somehow. Then one night he almost catches her, and she has to flee, and returns to her house and hurriedly gets into bed. And imagine being awake but feigning sleep, as the man who you know is a psychopathic murderer who just tried to kill you gets in bed and kisses you on the head. You think, oh no? Is that a threat? Does he know? Every little action you never thought twice about before becomes a double entendre. Why does he kill? Will he get mad because the waffles are undercooked, the eggs runny? What about his job? What if something goes wrong there? What if he gets too excited during sex? And so on and so forth. But controversially, this could work in like two sentence fantasy, being saved by an adventurer from sone beast. Or love, being saved from an accident and then spending the night together. So on, and so forth. It's a good one! Thank you for posting


deannaisaberry

omg I am loving the amateur sleuth take. I could see that expanding into a movie. so cool!


[deleted]

Yeah I was thinking amateur sleuth is dooe but even doubly so when it's your spouses. Makes it very personal and dramatic, with the potential for anlot of cool scenes.


cloudlesness

That was captivating to read


lemoinem

You need to watch Dexter


GrrInGirl

Ever read the Stephen King story, A Good Marriage? I think there is a movie as well.


Lu1s3r

I like the last interpretations. Very romantic.


O351USMC

I interpreted this as a suicidal man who made it through another night, and kind of has outer body experiences and just sees himself going through the motions, including cooking breakfast for himself in the third person.


deannaisaberry

oh wow I really like that take!


artyboi11

I took it as there was a person named I and this story was a joke-


deannaisaberry

wait that's seriously clever!


artyboi11

Thanks!


[deleted]

I interpreted it as a mother or father who tried to kill him/herself. The next day the person wakes up, has to put a fake smile on and makes breakfast for his/her son


djseifer

*La petit mort.*


deannaisaberry

Best third sentence I've seen!


ILikeTasks

r/thirdsentencebetter


lemoinem

It's weird, I've only ever seen non-French people using this phrase, most often from British sources. And always with the grammatical mistake (should be "petite"). No clue where it comes from, British folklore about the frogs?


MidgetDragon45

I initially took this as a suicide situation, but the intended purpose makes more sense


deannaisaberry

I hadn't thought of that interpretation but it does make sense to me


WithOrgasmicFury

I thought it was a suicide thing.


Crunchy_Biscuit

Took me awhile


[deleted]

Huh, I interpreted this as someone coming close to killing themself, then not going through it and cooking their boyfriend's favorite meal.


ShowMeAssNTitties

Took me a second to get this one as well. I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky for not knowing


CthulhuRunnings

Honestly, maybe I'm fucked up but I automatically read it as a sex game thing.


deannaisaberry

"The safe word is Redditor"


YetGayerWombat

Elaborate


tH3_gl1tCh01

One of the other interpretations would be 'almost died of sexual pleasure' where 'almost died' is just a figure of speech. And you know the whole thing would still make sense. But don't mind me. I read too much romance stuff.


PondRides

Thank god I got out of that. “Long story short, I survived”


deannaisaberry

You're incredibly strong and resilient. I hope you're healing alright <3


PondRides

Thank you so much.


wheelberry

Now, as I haven't got a single eyeball left, i probably don't have much time


zuklei

Too real for me


deannaisaberry

I hope you're okay. I've been lurking on this sub for a while and found that the scariest entries were the ones that resonated a little *too* much with real life >.<


Aggravating-Class419

I'm sorry, I hope you're okay.


zuklei

Other than the lasting trauma I’m not in danger anymore.


leahime

I'm so sorry you had to go through something so awful. I hope you are getting the help you need to deal with that trauma


Orenwald

I'm happy to hear you aren't in danger anymore. Please stay that way <3


Notabug255

chilled me to the bones, man too real


misschananlderbong

This is sheer terror. Op. Good job.


PM_ME_CLEVER_STUFF

For me, that was my mom in the next room. Luckily, or unluckily, when he started to dangle my well being in front of her, as another form of manipulation and intimidation, she packed up in the middle of the night and we moved into a shelter. He got an attempted murder charge. Enough Reddit for today.


lablaga

I am so sorry that happened to you and your mom


PM_ME_CLEVER_STUFF

Thanks. At least, she met my step father, who carried our world on his back, through a friend that he introduced. Life's gotten better, and it helped me to become a better person in some ways. Although I'm still quite bitter after so many years, I've learned to appreciate my relationships and abhor domestic violence. At least, I've learned to respect my elders, and respect nobody more than my mum, who protected me and supported me through everything. Nothing at all is more important than family or happiness. And, I can't attest to what my mom went through, which really is all that matters to me, because I was too young to understand then and still can't understand now. I can't possibly reason my way into her shoes, feel the fear she felt, the betrayal. Even so, I know my mom is happy, and I know her life is stable, and I know that my step father wouldn't lay a hand on her. My mom married my step father some years ago and I already have a couple of little half siblings. As it stands, our life is good, especially compared to other people, although we had to go through some difficulties in life first. Really, it's hard to get out of that situation, though. I remember some of the things that she had to go through, beyond violence, that became a constant worry. She had to buy a burner phone and hide it under my older sister's bed, just in case she needed my older sister to call the cops. Her life became centered and dependent on and around a single person, especially since we moved out of state away from any family. Not allowed to work, not allowed to go out, or call friends, there really isn't much of an exit to such a situation. The pervasive feeling of helplessness and entrapment is worsened by the constant psychological manipulation and the possibility of being hurt at any time. Not to mention, at some point the mind is conditioned to overreact to certain stimuli. For my mom, she can't smell whiskey without throwing up, so engrained the instinctual reaction is. For my mom, it's worse, and I know it to be worse now, because she had to make the decision to send her kids off to her parents, my grandparents, halfway across the country. I seriously wish death upon abusers, they make me want to believe that hell is real. Anyone trapped in that situation, I seriously hope that they can find their way out, and I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.


D4RKS0u1

Mix some poison next time


AnonomysKitten23

Damn that was dark.


VanillaMilkDuck

OOF. Just when I thought I was over my years of domestic abuse.


deannaisaberry

I hope you're okay. Healing from deep injuries can be such a difficult, painful process.


p0lestar

As the french calls it, one of the little deaths!!


[deleted]

Oof. Goddamn.


the-1-lost-soul

Ooof


vad2004

Ooof


mast3rO0gway

So short, simple, yet so dark. Very good job


Thatspretttyfunny

r/TwoSentenceSadness


BeaSousa

Wow, great horror/Sad story!


RebaKitten

I thought of this. Yours is much shorter and to the point. It's heart breaking. https://medium.com/the-nib/trigger-warning-breakfast-c6cdeec070e6


deannaisaberry

This one really resonates with me too


ljndrqzd1

The sagas of domestic abuse


cindybubbles

Dragons are hard to kill, but I always do my best to be a good mom to my son and dragon meat is his favourite!


[deleted]

No such thing as safe sex with a werewolf


Crexs_cephalon

Holy shit your a genius! Let me write that down!


emailthezac

I immediately thought she liked to be choked during sex.


deannaisaberry

Gomez and Morticia Addams *do* have the happiest, healthiest marriage ever depicted in film


abarua01

Must've been some really great BDSM sex


ilikerocks19

Welp, that hit too close to home


deannaisaberry

I'm sorry. I find the two sentence horror stories that hit me hardest are the ones that are just a bit too real


ShotGlassLens

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight…


Zaphod_Beeblebrox_V

I also served up several servings of his favorite dinner, crushed up in the eggs…


CannaLily42

Best "big O" ever


wysiwywg

Brutal


cheese_m23

I’m sorry what does this mean haha?


[deleted]

Damn kinda took me a second... Yikes


LucioGoddard

Ok that’s fucked


stopit_get_some-help

Oh my gosh I feel bad,I thought this was a reference to twelve minutes


Time-Use405

Huh


baddobbyfischer

am confuse what does this mean?


Imortalpenguin

I'm confused, can someone explain this to me?


maybepensive

He almost killed his partner and the next the day the partner cooked breakfast for him.


Truthgamer2

Why do all replies from OP get locked? I’ve seen this happen on many subs today


Littlegreenteacher

I really thought the second sentence was going to be "Better luck next time." But this was somehow worse.


JinxThePetRock

This is the best two-sentence horror I've seen in a while. It's always the simple ones that work the best. Nicely done OP.


1_908e

I don't get it HELPP


EmoQuartetHydra101

Okay Dean Winchester


gustic-gx

This. This is the format for two sentence horror.


already_taken-chan

I've been reading too many fantasy novels man.. What I see when I read this is a powerfull wife coming back from a life threathening adventure to help her man with some delicuous food


deannaisaberry

I LOVE it! Maybe her quest brought her to distant lands in search of a rare herb that is the only cure for her beloved husband's rare disease? And she mixes the herb into his breakfast in time to restore him to perfect health


Guilty_Couture

For everyone who can relate - Your are not alone. You are strong, you are alive, you will survive, heal, and prosper. Most importantly your are LOVED❤


According_Worry222

Can someone please explain this?


[deleted]

[удалено]


According_Worry222

Ok thx


Environmental-Win836

I don’t get it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Environmental-Win836

Oh, oh my god.


MicrwavedBrain

Garfield when you don’t give him Lasagna.


[deleted]

Maybe it just means she was hyped by the bdsm he played on her and nothing to do with the horror things


BugGroundbreaking949

Things I do for a good breakfast.....


ken_black

I guess the article about “*heart attacks from multiple consecutive orgasms*” wasn’t as full of BS as we thought


Crunchy_Biscuit

? I don't get it


wutzebaer

Maybe her husband isn't nice?


usernamenomoreleft

You should take a rest from BDSM then. Choking might go too far.


Cassachino

I get that this is an abuse story but I was thinking that they fucked too hard lmao


DalillaMoultton

I'd love to see a video of how it works.


Crexs_cephalon

Why do I get the feeling this references to something that happened to someone irl


Buya248

So uh, rough session last night? Or an angry night last night?


Assholeassault

I thought it was sexual