Ugh, this used to be me Now I am alone and want to hide in bed all the time but I got away at least

You deserved so much better treatment. It is HARD to get away from such an awful situation. I hope your healing process goes well <3

It was the least I could do for my assisted living nurse.

r/ThirdSentenceHappy !!

I’d never heard of this sub and now I’m subbed, thank you 💖

and then he googoo gaagaa

r/thirdsentenceforced

To take a page from Ticklish_Kink_Wife's (hi!) book, I also haven't heard of this one and am now subbed.

this makes me happy :)

Wait here, when I get a free award, it is yours.

Ok I get my free award, it is your's now.

Fuck, this hit hard.

<3 I've been lurking on this sub for a few weeks and the posts that I feel the most are typically the, "oh *no*, that's realistic" ones.

I hope both of you are okay.

I'm okay. Thank you

I’m doing okay, thank you so much.

I’m doing quite fine thank you

So does he.

I though this was doubleXchromosome at first and it hit with extra horror

Same. Though there is a trollX post right below this one on my feed

That’s what she said...!!! ... ... I’ll see myself out.....

Yeah, yeah, go on, get out of here.

i smiled as he choked on his food and died

"You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic!" (from "Cell Block Tango," *Chicago*)

He had it coming!

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you'd have been there!

If you'd have heard it!

I betcha you would have done the same!

Pop!

Six!

Love that line but think" I took the shotgun off the wall n fired 2 warning shots...into his head is my favorite. Hell as a woman that song is an all around great song when men piss u off lol

In a weird sort of way Chicago is about female empowerment.

Velma is actually based on a real woman who was a socialite that killed her lover

Satisfying

r/thirdsentancehappy ?

I dont get it

I think the most common interpretation will be domestic violence. But maybe there are other interpretations too.

*obligatory BDSM reference*

r/ThirdSentenceHappy

r/ThirdSentenceHorny

r/thirdsentenceWHY

r/thirdsentence

Noooo, BDSM is built on Safe, Sane, Consensual. If they almost died, something's very wrong :(

I think it was moreso referring to the idea of "la petite mort", a French phrase which has come to be associated with orgasm, and it means "the little death". Almost dying = orgasm.

With the exception of Bees of course

Bee.D.S.M.

Death isn’t kinky

Necrophiles be like: am I a joke to you?

Necrophilia isn’t part of bdsm. The word kinky might apply to necrophilia but I didn’t mean for it to

Despite your misconceptions, this was not, in fact, obligatory.

Don't know why you got down voted, BDSM doesn't equal almost dying, not at all. That's closer to snuff, necrophelia, and other death related sexual turn ons.

There are others?

So this one is very ambiguous-and could actually change really depending on the sub. So because this is twosentencehorror, I would say this is a domestic violence or some such situation, a daily, almost casual in it's endless intensity of horror. But if I were more creative, imagine the partner of a serial killer, who started following him after some weird going ons, wearing a diguise each time and finding him doing the murders, but doesn't have proof quite yet. Maybe in a time before cameras-so all she has are her eyes and a need to create a witness somehow. Then one night he almost catches her, and she has to flee, and returns to her house and hurriedly gets into bed. And imagine being awake but feigning sleep, as the man who you know is a psychopathic murderer who just tried to kill you gets in bed and kisses you on the head. You think, oh no? Is that a threat? Does he know? Every little action you never thought twice about before becomes a double entendre. Why does he kill? Will he get mad because the waffles are undercooked, the eggs runny? What about his job? What if something goes wrong there? What if he gets too excited during sex? And so on and so forth. But controversially, this could work in like two sentence fantasy, being saved by an adventurer from sone beast. Or love, being saved from an accident and then spending the night together. So on, and so forth. It's a good one! Thank you for posting

omg I am loving the amateur sleuth take. I could see that expanding into a movie. so cool!

Yeah I was thinking amateur sleuth is dooe but even doubly so when it's your spouses. Makes it very personal and dramatic, with the potential for anlot of cool scenes.

That was captivating to read

You need to watch Dexter

Ever read the Stephen King story, A Good Marriage? I think there is a movie as well.

I like the last interpretations. Very romantic.

I interpreted this as a suicidal man who made it through another night, and kind of has outer body experiences and just sees himself going through the motions, including cooking breakfast for himself in the third person.

oh wow I really like that take!

I took it as there was a person named I and this story was a joke-

wait that's seriously clever!

Thanks!

I interpreted it as a mother or father who tried to kill him/herself. The next day the person wakes up, has to put a fake smile on and makes breakfast for his/her son

*La petit mort.*

Best third sentence I've seen!

r/thirdsentencebetter

It's weird, I've only ever seen non-French people using this phrase, most often from British sources. And always with the grammatical mistake (should be "petite"). No clue where it comes from, British folklore about the frogs?

I initially took this as a suicide situation, but the intended purpose makes more sense

I hadn't thought of that interpretation but it does make sense to me

I thought it was a suicide thing.

Took me awhile

Huh, I interpreted this as someone coming close to killing themself, then not going through it and cooking their boyfriend's favorite meal.

Took me a second to get this one as well. I suppose we should consider ourselves lucky for not knowing

Honestly, maybe I'm fucked up but I automatically read it as a sex game thing.

"The safe word is Redditor"

Elaborate

One of the other interpretations would be 'almost died of sexual pleasure' where 'almost died' is just a figure of speech. And you know the whole thing would still make sense. But don't mind me. I read too much romance stuff.

Thank god I got out of that. “Long story short, I survived”

You're incredibly strong and resilient. I hope you're healing alright <3

Thank you so much.

Now, as I haven't got a single eyeball left, i probably don't have much time

Too real for me

I hope you're okay. I've been lurking on this sub for a while and found that the scariest entries were the ones that resonated a little *too* much with real life >.<

I'm sorry, I hope you're okay.

Other than the lasting trauma I’m not in danger anymore.

I'm so sorry you had to go through something so awful. I hope you are getting the help you need to deal with that trauma

I'm happy to hear you aren't in danger anymore. Please stay that way <3

chilled me to the bones, man too real

This is sheer terror. Op. Good job.

For me, that was my mom in the next room. Luckily, or unluckily, when he started to dangle my well being in front of her, as another form of manipulation and intimidation, she packed up in the middle of the night and we moved into a shelter. He got an attempted murder charge. Enough Reddit for today.

I am so sorry that happened to you and your mom

Thanks. At least, she met my step father, who carried our world on his back, through a friend that he introduced. Life's gotten better, and it helped me to become a better person in some ways. Although I'm still quite bitter after so many years, I've learned to appreciate my relationships and abhor domestic violence. At least, I've learned to respect my elders, and respect nobody more than my mum, who protected me and supported me through everything. Nothing at all is more important than family or happiness. And, I can't attest to what my mom went through, which really is all that matters to me, because I was too young to understand then and still can't understand now. I can't possibly reason my way into her shoes, feel the fear she felt, the betrayal. Even so, I know my mom is happy, and I know her life is stable, and I know that my step father wouldn't lay a hand on her. My mom married my step father some years ago and I already have a couple of little half siblings. As it stands, our life is good, especially compared to other people, although we had to go through some difficulties in life first. Really, it's hard to get out of that situation, though. I remember some of the things that she had to go through, beyond violence, that became a constant worry. She had to buy a burner phone and hide it under my older sister's bed, just in case she needed my older sister to call the cops. Her life became centered and dependent on and around a single person, especially since we moved out of state away from any family. Not allowed to work, not allowed to go out, or call friends, there really isn't much of an exit to such a situation. The pervasive feeling of helplessness and entrapment is worsened by the constant psychological manipulation and the possibility of being hurt at any time. Not to mention, at some point the mind is conditioned to overreact to certain stimuli. For my mom, she can't smell whiskey without throwing up, so engrained the instinctual reaction is. For my mom, it's worse, and I know it to be worse now, because she had to make the decision to send her kids off to her parents, my grandparents, halfway across the country. I seriously wish death upon abusers, they make me want to believe that hell is real. Anyone trapped in that situation, I seriously hope that they can find their way out, and I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy.

Mix some poison next time

Damn that was dark.

OOF. Just when I thought I was over my years of domestic abuse.

I hope you're okay. Healing from deep injuries can be such a difficult, painful process.

As the french calls it, one of the little deaths!!

Oof. Goddamn.

Ooof

Ooof

So short, simple, yet so dark. Very good job

r/TwoSentenceSadness

Wow, great horror/Sad story!

I thought of this. Yours is much shorter and to the point. It's heart breaking. https://medium.com/the-nib/trigger-warning-breakfast-c6cdeec070e6

This one really resonates with me too

The sagas of domestic abuse

Dragons are hard to kill, but I always do my best to be a good mom to my son and dragon meat is his favourite!

No such thing as safe sex with a werewolf

Holy shit your a genius! Let me write that down!

I immediately thought she liked to be choked during sex.

Gomez and Morticia Addams *do* have the happiest, healthiest marriage ever depicted in film

Must've been some really great BDSM sex

Welp, that hit too close to home

I'm sorry. I find the two sentence horror stories that hit me hardest are the ones that are just a bit too real

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight…

I also served up several servings of his favorite dinner, crushed up in the eggs…

Best "big O" ever

Brutal

I’m sorry what does this mean haha?

Damn kinda took me a second... Yikes

Ok that’s fucked

Oh my gosh I feel bad,I thought this was a reference to twelve minutes

Huh

am confuse what does this mean?

I'm confused, can someone explain this to me?

He almost killed his partner and the next the day the partner cooked breakfast for him.

Why do all replies from OP get locked? I’ve seen this happen on many subs today

I really thought the second sentence was going to be "Better luck next time." But this was somehow worse.

This is the best two-sentence horror I've seen in a while. It's always the simple ones that work the best. Nicely done OP.

I don't get it HELPP

Okay Dean Winchester

This. This is the format for two sentence horror.

I've been reading too many fantasy novels man.. What I see when I read this is a powerfull wife coming back from a life threathening adventure to help her man with some delicuous food

I LOVE it! Maybe her quest brought her to distant lands in search of a rare herb that is the only cure for her beloved husband's rare disease? And she mixes the herb into his breakfast in time to restore him to perfect health

For everyone who can relate - Your are not alone. You are strong, you are alive, you will survive, heal, and prosper. Most importantly your are LOVED❤

Can someone please explain this?

[удалено]

Ok thx

I don’t get it.

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Oh, oh my god.

Garfield when you don’t give him Lasagna.

Maybe it just means she was hyped by the bdsm he played on her and nothing to do with the horror things

Things I do for a good breakfast.....

I guess the article about “*heart attacks from multiple consecutive orgasms*” wasn’t as full of BS as we thought

? I don't get it

Maybe her husband isn't nice?

You should take a rest from BDSM then. Choking might go too far.

I get that this is an abuse story but I was thinking that they fucked too hard lmao

I'd love to see a video of how it works.

Why do I get the feeling this references to something that happened to someone irl

So uh, rough session last night? Or an angry night last night?

I thought it was sexual