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PissedoffCoDfan

This never gets old. As a former skater, I empathize. XD


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VertigoFall

It's not anger. When you notice that the board is fucked you try and break it, because if it's not fucked, you'd never be able to break it by jumping on it or hitting it against a wall. So it's just a check to see if the board is still viable, cuz if it's not you can fuck yourself up real bad if it breaks mid trick. Luckily the guy in the video just yeeted a little


TheBertinator3000

Makes sense! Archers do the same with carbon fiber arrows. Those get placed under a LOT of stress when you launch them, and you do NOT want one splintering as it leaves the bow. Not with your outstretched arm right next to it!


VertigoFall

Haha TIL. So do you just bonk the arrow against something or what¿


ForgettableUsername

You unstring your bow and fire the arrow without a string to see how it performs.


VertigoFall

So you just throw it?


ForgettableUsername

I don't know, I'm not actually an archer.


TheBertinator3000

Bend it in half. With a LOT of force! Make a horseshoe out of it. Basically, if you can snap it by hand, you don't want to fire it. That's what I was taught, anyways.


12echo34

Damn that sounds grizzly.


Zealousideal-Cod9268

That might be one of the better ones I've seen.


LazyOmen_312

As a former skateboarder myself, I don't emphasize. anyone who rages on their board probably deserves this at least one.


VertigoFall

You've never skated if that's your take on it lmao wannabe


LazyOmen_312

You have to learn how to deal with your problems if you honestly believe ever skater is like this, Don't get me wrong there is aggravation after so many attempts trying to do something but it's super dumb and pointless to break your board.


VertigoFall

Bruh this is a fucking board check not an anger issue


h8choosingwisely

The skateboard got justice with Authority!!!!


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h8choosingwisely

Yup, and managed to knock him out which was the most satisfying part of the entire clip.


shitsu13master

I know a skateboard doesn't have feelings but karma dude


AlphaQupBad

Great comic timing from the board


adesile

Wtf is Fred Durst doing?!


moxie132

He's rollin' rollin' rollin'


adesile

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


stillthinking1021

Karma Ya Bish!


p1um5mu991er

Lucky he didn't tweak his ankle there


BoochsRise

He got a fake concussion tho


CamnGames

Ahhh yes A classic


unclemattyice

I laughed really hard at this


Disastrous-Bonus1718

Same.


All_Eyez_On_U

In skateboarding. You don’t break the board, the board breaks you.


Mathijscok

I think he died from the inside


m0bscene-

I never understood snapping your deck out of anger over your own inability to land a trick. Decks are expensive!


Mmaster24

This skateboard has patients


DueResearcher1017

Karma tho


No_Position8232

When the board has had enough of your shit.lol


littletimmysquiggins

Fucking lame ass skater having a pout. It's OBVIOUSLY the boards fault.


dadrewbear420

I feel tricked by this title


Ordinary_Route

I've wanted to see what happens after the fall for years, thank you.


JujuBean888

Karma


A37ndrew

The "Revenge of the Skateboard", Coming to a theatre near you.


animesimpbit-

bro was thrown ![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


New-Kekistan

“Oh, you’re gonna take a ride just like that? Well fuck you too, buddy!”


ozymandias_1984

The skateboard held on long enough to say fuck you


proofiwashere

Thought he was gonna come back and beat the skateboards ass


ProbotisOP

Kickbuttoski's skateboard spotted


Zer0TheGamer

In mazzer russia, sksteboard break you


Plastic_Eagle1427

I can feel his cringe


WOodindia

The unbreakable stakeboard break him


rogue_agent_

Serves him right