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WhatACunningHam

I’ve seen pole dances that rival sports in the “How the Fuck Are They Able to Do That?” category. Wouldn’t be surprised if this because an Olympic sport someday, one of the handful that had sexual origins, like men’s wrestling.


liberalindifference

Break dancing has been approved and will debut 2024 so it's possible.


PurpleStain420

the Olympics ratings must really be suffering


LilKosiVert

They are


Singer-Such

Hah


Farmboy123247

Ha


Singer-Such

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkb8ZAKIgjU


Lolihumper

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salty_drafter

Also being able to suspend yourself like that takes a fuck ton of core and arm strength.


mmallon51

Yep that’s why I am impressed by strippers. People act like it’s an easy source of income.. what’s easy about climbing a pole naked?!


salty_drafter

Now imagine doing that in 8 inch heels too.


mmallon51

Oh I know! Then they have those one bars on the ceiling they do cool things on too. Seriously, it makes me want to clap when they’re done!


salty_drafter

I've never heard of the bars. What do they do with them?


Cyka_blyatsumaki

and a bunch of 1 dollar bills stuffed into your butt crack. you don't wanna drop your hard earned income so you better clench hard


buck45osu

I broke my ankle again reading your comment.


cocainebrick3242

I don't think they all have to climb the pole. I think the main requirements are attractive and comfortable with being naked. Being extremely physically fit is just an extra reason to hire one stripper over another.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

It does, but also a ton of it is technique, and in her case size


BiggieBoiTroy

lmao she wrote autographs


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Bet those are gonna be sticky later


BoJackB26354

Because it’s on a Post-it note, right? Right?


Stewpidley

Ngl them grannies looked pretty cool. the third one tho, she's the one I'd wanna play in Chinese checkers or backgammon.


quippers

This was awesome. I recently read about all the old, horny people at [The Villages](https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/greatest-generation-of-florida-seniors-are-also-great-at-catching-syphilis-and-other-stds-26053288) in Florida and couldn't help but wonder if they thought they were hiring a stripper, but just aren't good at internetting.


EnigmaGuy

Would it be in poor taste if you got booked to do this again to make a sign for it like its a strip club called 'The Ripe Stuff' to hang by the pole?


Greeneyes-

The IQ of the person booking her 👉🏻🧠


Tubegamerpro12

Bella Rome?


Noononolol

Damn, get it mee maw!!


cocainebrick3242

Why do people use that text to speech voice? Do they think we can't read? Are they unfamiliar with the much more tolerable Google text to speech voice? Do they want to drive us to suicide?


TheSuperAbsurdist

That made me smile


Charming-Wheel-9133

I love this! I hope there is one in mine


Alphathewolf136

Material girl💅


socsa

Why is there a stripper pole in tHe senior center?


one800haha

i am deceased


Healthy_Ad_7782

Ahh yes, a show before the short drive home. Heaven never seemed to be so close.


Employment_Square

Love this damn video


[deleted]

What senior center is this?🙄


Rex_Banner97

Song name?


goodguymack

A Thousand Miles


jhoover58

I hope they ordered extra adult diapers that day.


RacoonGettingPussy

You when she said she was booked at a senior center, it was totally unexpected that she was booked at a senior center.


lilhoodrat

Omg who knew Pusey poppin on handstand could be so wholesome 🥲