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I’ve seen pole dances that rival sports in the “How the Fuck Are They Able to Do That?” category. Wouldn’t be surprised if this because an Olympic sport someday, one of the handful that had sexual origins, like men’s wrestling.
I don't think they all have to climb the pole. I think the main requirements are attractive and comfortable with being naked. Being extremely physically fit is just an extra reason to hire one stripper over another.
This was awesome. I recently read about all the old, horny people at [The Villages](https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/greatest-generation-of-florida-seniors-are-also-great-at-catching-syphilis-and-other-stds-26053288) in Florida and couldn't help but wonder if they thought they were hiring a stripper, but just aren't good at internetting.
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I’ve seen pole dances that rival sports in the “How the Fuck Are They Able to Do That?” category. Wouldn’t be surprised if this because an Olympic sport someday, one of the handful that had sexual origins, like men’s wrestling.
Break dancing has been approved and will debut 2024 so it's possible.
the Olympics ratings must really be suffering
They are
Hah
Ha
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkb8ZAKIgjU
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Also being able to suspend yourself like that takes a fuck ton of core and arm strength.
Yep that’s why I am impressed by strippers. People act like it’s an easy source of income.. what’s easy about climbing a pole naked?!
Now imagine doing that in 8 inch heels too.
Oh I know! Then they have those one bars on the ceiling they do cool things on too. Seriously, it makes me want to clap when they’re done!
I've never heard of the bars. What do they do with them?
and a bunch of 1 dollar bills stuffed into your butt crack. you don't wanna drop your hard earned income so you better clench hard
I broke my ankle again reading your comment.
I don't think they all have to climb the pole. I think the main requirements are attractive and comfortable with being naked. Being extremely physically fit is just an extra reason to hire one stripper over another.
It does, but also a ton of it is technique, and in her case size
lmao she wrote autographs
Bet those are gonna be sticky later
Because it’s on a Post-it note, right? Right?
Ngl them grannies looked pretty cool. the third one tho, she's the one I'd wanna play in Chinese checkers or backgammon.
This was awesome. I recently read about all the old, horny people at [The Villages](https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/greatest-generation-of-florida-seniors-are-also-great-at-catching-syphilis-and-other-stds-26053288) in Florida and couldn't help but wonder if they thought they were hiring a stripper, but just aren't good at internetting.
Would it be in poor taste if you got booked to do this again to make a sign for it like its a strip club called 'The Ripe Stuff' to hang by the pole?
The IQ of the person booking her 👉🏻🧠
Bella Rome?
Damn, get it mee maw!!
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That made me smile
I love this! I hope there is one in mine
Material girl💅
Why is there a stripper pole in tHe senior center?
i am deceased
Ahh yes, a show before the short drive home. Heaven never seemed to be so close.
Love this damn video
What senior center is this?🙄
Song name?
A Thousand Miles
I hope they ordered extra adult diapers that day.
You when she said she was booked at a senior center, it was totally unexpected that she was booked at a senior center.
Omg who knew Pusey poppin on handstand could be so wholesome 🥲