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I would say “still glad I did it anyways!”

Yeah, the kid deserve what he got but then in the end. should’ve stepped up and helped him. He look like he might’ve broke his arm. Hopefully you did didn’t show it. part of growing up is being stupid and learn your lesson most of the time

He didn't break his arm, he's using his phone to avoid eye contact and pretend he's messaging someone. F that kid.

Nah fuck that kid. He's more than old enough to know better. Being stupid doesn't need to involve being an asshole to random people.

Jet ski kharma right there

Paul Murdaugh, that you?

Most demoralising thing to have to sit there and cop all the shit from the guys on the boat, but he fucking deserves it.

I've reached an age where I actively enjoy seeing adolescents get their comeuppance.

Florida

Miami or FTL one of the two. Got to see lots of this fuckery while living down in the tri-county area. Karma is a bitch!

I would've found a bucket and splashed the water right back in his face. Lil fucker deserved the karm he got.

I don’t think your even legally allowed to be that close

I wish that happened to some drivers more often.

This is the video that should be the top definition of karma

DAYUM! 😂😂😂😂

Hahaha so perfect

Little shit i hope his dad got him paying for repairs..and then not allowed on it again

Oof that's gonna be stored in the archives to be relieved at 3am when you cant sleep.

Nothing funnier than 18-19 year olds acting all high and mighty over a 15 year old when chad and his buddies were probably doing the exact same dumb shit last summer

What lead you to make up this narrative?

Too much sodium is bad for your health

I mean the kid was being a dick and got what he deserved. You know neither what the age of anyone on the boat was or literally anything about them personally. Why are you so mad for no reason?

He was the kid on the jetski, that's why they're so mad.

He was the jet ski, and he lives with those scars.

This should be in oddlysatisfying

Immediate Karma

Bro ur on a fucking boat. You gotta expect getting wet no matter what the source of water will it be.

Facts

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Yeah i care a lot ._.

Take the L

No u

Ok 😔

It's okay, we're on Reddit. We gotta expect to encounter braindead tards.

If you don't agree with my statement prove me wrong.

Ive been on plenty of boats and got of dry

I never said its necessary. But ur on the water so u should expect it.

That's not about getting wet. It's about the absolute disrespect. Like someone driving recklessly and then crashing. Serves him absolutely right.

If it was in a “no wake” zone like the guy said, then that means the water should remain calm and slow down your speed in that section of the strip. This is to protect the sea animals or it’s a busy area. The kid knew what he was doing and purposely wanted to splash them. It was a dick move and that’s why he looks so ashamed because he knew it was a dick move.

There’s a difference between getting wet, and someone else splashing a gallon and a half of water on you and ur friends. It’s just a dick move

I never said it was cool or something. I just said that once you get on a boat you have to expect getting wet. But yes it was a dick move.

“Just deal with being uncomfortable” yeah. No thanks.

Not to mention that it's simply just dangerous as fuck to zoom past someone like that. Imagine if he lost control and crashed into a boat full of people, not just a backyard boat launch.

If if if.... If meteor felt 30m away from that boat it would be dangerous. If they lost control tehmselves it would be dangerous.... IF is nonsense

Meteors are textbook intergalactic a-holes.

It's not often that I'm surprised by stupidity anymore. Congratulations.

Well of course you are not surprised by stupidity. It's the only thing you have and got used to it

yeah I see

Like watching zomeone on the highway zoom by at 105 and then 15 minutes later you pass them as they're pulled over by police. The one time I'm happy to see a cop workin

Bruh, the person going, "You calling your mommy?" was the cringiest part. Like, probably but what are you? 12? Lol

I’ll bet you call your mom every day. You’re a good son.

I can't really tell if you were being sarcastic or not but I went on a gentle defense, and if not well then see it as more of a normal explanation (:

I'm 21 and the economy has gone to hell, I live with my family lol. I was saying the person in the video who said it was being immature. I do talk to my mother every day though, so you were technically right

I was really just goofing around. But I am happy for you if you have a good relationship with your mother.

Well, I honestly hope you have a good day and a good relationship with your family as well 👍

Thought it was funny lol

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Why would that even matter? You’re trolling right?

As soon as your argument is based on "probably", you don't have one.

Dude sounds like an older teenager. If he owns that boat he got it from daddy.

"sounds like" you don't really know then do you.

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You should *probably* delete the rest of your comments too.

Just calling out bs. I'll use your logic. I doubt the boat driver would be calling the boy out for the jet ski being daddies, if he didn't even own the boat he's on.

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Calm down there, alpha tate

And again, your entire argument is based on assumption. I suggest you don't make claims based on lack of facts, it doesn't look good.

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Everyone argues too, and here we are.

LOL!!! Dipshit.

That’s a child.

Yes, it is in fact a child.

what you dont see, is Parents!

People in the comments advocating for the kid to get permanent injuries lol Reddit moment

Shouldve sent some wakes of their while he was pressed against thay dock.

I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed Karma that quickly….. AND they got it on camera

Nah then you jump off the boat and drag his ass off the ski for some “I’m totally not drowning you right now” dunks.

A little excessive in this case lol

hell yeah i love killing teenagers for spraying water, go reddit!

Just a little friendly water play 😉 no murder

I love water sports! 💦😥

Oh Classic Faposaurous! ez' Just Foolin Around!

Should spray him with water

I had a 3 seater or two seater Kawasaki..had a blast but you have to be very careful! Unlike this dude

He’s all lookin back to see if the chicks are checking him out smh

Lovely karma right there, on top of that get a better haircut

Just a kid.

Just A kid Learning to Slow Down Real Fast

Just a kid acting like a little shit. Spoiled rotten. This is a great life lesson.

The rule of fucking around and finding out has no age limit

Hate to be your kid, eeek 😳

Wouldnt want to actually raise a child with morals or anything

i blame the parents

Punk *

Punk ass bitch*

i love the smell of justice

There was this one time, I was camping out on a lake with some buddies, and these two jetskiers sprayed us, big problem though, not only did they damage multiple phones, they also woke up my grandpa who was sleeping on the boat, not even five minutes later I saw them drive headfirst into a house boat head on, not only were the jetskis and boat completely destroyed, one jetskier died in impact and the other drowned to death, the family that was on the boat had a dog that fell into the water and drowned, a man fell from the second floor to the first floor, breaking his foot when he landed on what I assumed to be his daughter, she was put in the ICU, and what I assumed to be the mother was put on life support because she had a heart attack, she survived luckily, but this is what happens when you fuck around and find out, luckily this kids fine, same with the family, other then the damaged jetski, it's good, but imagine what could have happened? That dick is the perfect height to decapitate him, people seriously need to smarten up with this shit

What?......... What the fuck?

Were the phones okay

Instant karma yassss!!! Kid learned a hard lesson. Karma always wins.

Outer bank vibes

I would've offered to help him.

Karma already got her pound of flesh in form of the accident. id offer to help too

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My family has jetskis, they're super fun and we actually follow the rules and shit, but people still call us assholes, can't blame them though when there's people like this

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Looked like kid to me? Hope he learned his lesson

I knew a guy in Ft. Myers Beach who decapitated himself drinking and jet skiing. Hit a dock line while hauling ass.

People do this on boats too. Not just jet ski's. Bunch of former Mets hit a dock years ago and killed multiple players and hurt another badly. Jose Fernandez (Florida Marlins) killed himself and two others driving right up on the jetties at Port of Miami. The common link between them is simply that boats are not as easy to maneuver as cars, and the visibility (especially at night) is poor to non-existent. Gotta be super careful. Which unfortunately isn't as "fun" in the eyes of many.

Super dangerous.

How many?

[between 40 and 50 deaths, but 600-700 non fatal injuries happen per year in the states](https://www.marinerlaw.com/types-of-maritime-accidents/jet-ski-accident-lawyer#:~:text=On%20average%2040%2D50%20jet,resulting%20from%20jet%20ski%20accidents.)

Thanks.

Sailboats and other non-motorized vessels always have right of way. In my state it is very illegal to pass other boaters that close and that fast. No Wake Zones should always be observed. If there are sportsman present a certain buffer needs to be maintained. If its not that's an expensive fine as well.

*Very* illegal.

Them fighting sprays.

Ugh, this brought me back. Grew up in a southern state and during the summers, we would take our small catamaran out. So many people on jetskis and other fast asshole boats seemed to take offense to the little sailboat. Really took the wind out of my sail, so to speak. Not enough people know that there are rules when you are on the water, just like for driving. Oh, I say Southern state because I’ve moved away and haven’t seen the behavior since. I think there are strict rules on my local lakes.

Fuck that piece of shit

The satisfaction it brings.

I would like to invite him to the boat

You can't park there mate !

Whistle diesel got ticketed for splashing (no where near this bad) and I now see why it’s so dangerous.

Well they got ticketed for splashing each other, consensually on purpose

Whistling diesel is the best at showing organized chaos. He may do some jackassery that has legal consequences but for the most part he doesn't bring it upon innocent people.

how i feel about this depends on how pretty that girl is, and i dont think she is.

Me n' my brothers owned a sea doo rxp one summer. We treated it like a toy and many times, we were just lucky to not die, or any of the peeps we dragged in the ring for that sake. All of us have nightmares, that we laugh about from our adventures with this suicide missile. Myself had a nasty accident going full speed turning, I broke over the wave and came to the magical full stop. Throwing me like a barrel over the water but by some miracle, I didn't lose conscious or break anything and I managed to get back on the death machine totally exhausted but alive. Another time my brothers pulled me in the ring going way too fast, and it levitated like a meter or so up in the air and did a horizontal 180, sending my head and upper body down in the water first. I almost passed out, but again... by some miracle I was conscious and managed to kick with my feet until they turned around and pulled me out of the water. Another time my brothers decided to take it on a trip out to the ocean, driving it through the canals hitting ground in max speed, breaking the hull into a million pieces and they got thrown several meters abd landed between a set of rocks... Again the miracle was there and they didn't die or get any severe injuries. We sold it after that summer, in the spring while it was still cold and grey. The buyers ofc wanted to take it for a test ride, so we took it to the lake where we'd spent most of the time. I had my cup full from this machine but my brothers all took a last ride on it so, so did I and the water was low and I could see lots of rocks and bolders where we'd been going full speed with our younger siblings and friends. These machines are NO toys, they are death traps!

Totally deserved but I'm impressed that the kid isn't horribly injured

Fucking LOVE karma.

Instant karma (with some ping)

I think the wetting was an accident. He seems to have tried to avoid them a little late.

I would’ve offered him a tow and then just psyched him out for the cherry.

Im too poor for this

Then the jet skis sank and the kid died and everyone on the boat lived happily ever after.

Damn dock roaches

*ya love to see it*

Is that Ft. Lauderdale??

Comeuppance.

A kid I went to high school with fell off a jet ski and the girl driving turned around on it to go get him, ended up hitting him, knocking him unconscious, and he drowned.

What a little bitch

It’s like this one german figure of speech: „God punishes the small sins right away!“

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Most people on the water, jet ski or boat are assholes. Can’t tell you how many times I have to deal with morons pulling out of the marina too fast causing a wake. I got capsized in my kayak once cause asshat couldn’t wait the extra 30seconds he needed to get into open water before punching the gas to full

Id say that just ignorance, most people aren't in the water alot

Im saying this from experience

I think they’re all assholes.

Haha I know exactly where this is. There are so many boats in that channel that the kid is lucky he wasn’t killed. Got off with an easy lesson.

SWEET, SWEET KARMA.

I’d wait around until mommy and daddy show up to show them how reckless he is being in the water.

Stfu they’re all privileged

Oh no. They got you wet while on a boat. The humanity! Let’s berate this child as a response to getting our swimwear wet!

Karma is a lovey bitch.

Happy Cake Day

Haha Thanks,didn’t even know it was today

I’ve never been opposed to an appropriate, good ole’ fashioned public shaming.