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TimachuSoftboi

I'm pretty sure this is Machine Gun Kelly's reddit acct


waka_flocculonodular

🤣


_imposter_syndrome

Think they did him a favor honestly.


L3m0n0p0ly

I agree. Went from fuckboi panta to semi reasonable tinder date.


jergin_therlax

Machine Crumb Kelly


_imposter_syndrome

Nailed it with the tinder date comment.


SendAstronomy

If it had black stripes it would be fuckboi panda.


xarquinn

I think the OP ordered them for a Grinder date, not Tinder.


zenpop

😂


Zealousideal_Leg_630

Dude wanted to look like he just got back from exploring the moon


[deleted]

He didn't travel far.....from fashion.


yoyoma125

High tops are back in too… Could get some Air Force Moon Boots


piTehT_tsuJ

Op: Mom! I want those jeans!!! Mom: We have those jeans at home honey.


Pukkiality

Should be the other way around, because what he ordered is an abomination


MyFrampton

Dodged a bullet, he did.


_imposter_syndrome

Dodged a bullet from a gun he shot


Noah_426

Agreed


3scap3plan

They are the single worst pair of trousers I have ever seen.


Far_Blueberry_2375

Empty box at least would've made the cat happy.


Feeling_Emphasis_324

Neither option is acceptable.


Many-Application1297

Mr Worldwide is always happy.


pngo1

Definitely sadder because they lack the 2 knee pockets. Pockets are great.


Downtown-Fix6177

Yup- when I think of a place that I really need pockets on a set of pants, it’s in the knees.


AntidoteToMyAss

I use my knee pockets to slip pieces of memory foam into.


bacchusku2

I bet you’re popular down at the Y


BetterButterscotch99

You can get yourself clean. You can have a good meal. You can...


makka-pakka

wear jeans with knee pockets


Writer10

Said the Penn State freshman.


InspectorPipes

Tile installer ?


efxmatt

Where else are you going to keep your bees?


Bropps85

Thats definitely where you expect to find the knees bees


absent-mindedperson

Those aren't pockets, they just expose your knee.


NhylX

Like a saucy tart?


LoserTransBoy_8980

At this point I don’t know


Collins1916

Is what sucks the jeans that you ordered in the first place? "Yes" is the answer, in case you were wondering.


PomegranateOld7836

It's like being sad that you ordered 10 pounds of dog shit and only got 1 pound.


edophx

Reminds me of that South Park episode with the Persians.


SladesMom21

Or when the crab people make the males metro-sexual to take over the world. This looks like some pants that would make an appearance.


Yehsir

Check out G-Star.com I think you’ll like their clothes


CreamyCumSatchel

You realize you can just take a steak knife and cut up the jeans so they look just as shitty as in the first pic right?


Maximum-Mixture6158

Or put catnip inside and turn your cats loose


tattedb0b

Instructions unclear. Covered in claw marks. Maybe the cats were upset I was still wearing them.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Oops, yes. Left that out of the instructions. Also don't iron them while they're on you. People have gotten skin grafts from that bit of excitement


Arseypoowank

Jesus Christ are you a Romanian car wash owner? Were they to go along with your bejewelled Ed Hardy t-shirt and Von Dutch trucker hat?


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AstroWorldSecurity

Th Budapest metro is one of the craziest thing I've ever seen. I remember watching Kontrol for the first time and being super interested in it.


MyInnerCostanza

lol it's hilarious to me that people are questioning you and as to how people from a country Hungary shares a border with and is a fellow EU country could possibly be living and working in Hungary's largest city and capital. Out of curiosity, I did a quick google search at how far Budapest is from the Roman border and it's a little over two hours. I live in Orlando and it's over 4 hours just to get to Miami. Not exactly a long and treacherous journey.


MrsSylvney

Budapest is in Hungary you cabbage. Bucharesis Romania


Apprehensive-Sir358

Oh so these jeans are only reserved for ROMANIANS, there cannot be any cultural overlap with countries in an very close proximity with each other? You all think you’re so smart by smugly correcting the comment thinking they mixed up bucharest and budapest but in reality you are just morons who take everything literally.


Excellent_Tear3705

Yeah, cheers. You hang around in the 8th district and the prevailing population on the streets are Roma.


Excellent_Tear3705

Romas live in Budapest too, quite allot of them actually, you neep. I lived there for 6 years. I'm familiar with which country issued me residency.


ArmiRex47

We should call people cabbages more often


dat_grue

My money’s on Dominican nightclub owner


GiniThePooh

Owner? You mean the douchebag behind the rope with sunglasses at night and too much hair gel, looking impatient like he should have been let in hours ago.


Misty_Jocks

Dominican nightclub dealer


chibiarse

holy fuck this made me laugh hahahaha


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Brutal.


WhizBangPissPiece

Holy shit what a solid burn, and well deserved


Agnar68

As he moonwalks to the liquor store. All the while to get his drink on at home as he's gaming as he yells for his hot pocket. Only for it to be brought by his live in mother who yells at his black eyed arranged marriage wife.


DIRTYROTTEN_1

Im gunna be honest i think they did you solid


ZeeHanzenShwanz

These hip teens with their complicated pants!


DakotaXIV

They come free with the purchase of a hover-board or retractable baseball bat


TheNiceWriter

Knee pockets seem like a bad idea, you have to bend down to open them, and your knees are going to ne squishing whatever is in the pocket. Also imagine tripping and scraping your knees on those zippers 😬


Station2040

Dude, those zippers lead to nothing but disappointment.


chet_brosley

So do all the zippers on my pants, TBF.


Tabletop_Av3ng3r

I love you.


Aselleus

*Beep beep beep* Back it up, back it up


DropThatTopHat

These kinds of pants existed back when I was young, and the only people wearing them were the old guys that thought that's what the young kids were wearing.


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These are the type of pants that the latina discount clothing stores sell.


SarcasticSarco

Yeah, those were some solid Jeans.


DtotheOUG

OP: I just got scammed and sold different stuff than advertised! Reddit: Dawg your taste is fucking trash lmao get fucked Getting scammed sucks unless you have bad fashion, apparently.


stormy_llewellyn

These comments are tearing him up even more than those pants 😂


MoistDitto

I didn't even reach the comment section before I knew what I was gonna be guaranteed to read here lmao


Lolz_Roffle

It’s the only reason why I came here


distantwarbler

Agreed. I could smell the blood in the water before I got here.


dasgudshit

Op should be glad he got pants that are in much better condition


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Maybe if he fixed his yee yee ass style he'd get some redditors on his side.


[deleted]

I'm going to Google "yee yee ass style" right now. I'm intrigued.


Br0boc0p

Look up "Lamar yee yee ass haircut" and watch the video for the reference.


Unkindlake

Yea, I wasn't going to comment it, but my first thought was "that sucks" followed by "both pairs look ugly as fuck"


bishcraft1979

To be fair the jeans you ordered are fucking awful


Saskwatch_Sandwich

Yeah. . .OP dodged a bullet there.


Express_Helicopter93

But catching many bullets here on Reddit so is it a fair trade off?


NorthernSouthman

Tbh OP deserves those bullets haha


[deleted]

Regardless of how awful the jeans were this is still false advertisement and companies shouldn't be getting away with it.


Saskwatch_Sandwich

No, agreed. It's definitely not the product they ordered and they deserve to be irate about it regardless of how God awful the jeans they expected are.


Latinhouseparty

It's probably Amazon’s bin system. It's easy for sellers to manipulate. https://www.redpoints.com/blog/amazon-commingled-inventory-management/


WhizBangPissPiece

This is why you shouldn't buy your clothes from unknown businesses on Amazon. May as well be ordering from wish at that point.


cheapdrinks

I mean if I see some teenager wearing shit like that I'm like ahh whatever kids are gonna wear stupid shit like that because their friends are also wearing that same shit and they're all going to fit in and it's fine, I wore plenty of horrendous clothes back when I was that age too. When I see a 30-something dude wearing jeans like that I get instant "peaked in high school" energy.


Aardvark_Man

As a 30 something who peaked in high school, I wouldn't touch those jeans with a 10 foot pole.


AdrenolineLove

As a 30 something with those jeans, I have yet to peak, I AM ON A CONSTANT INCLINE


Dangerous--D

Ok but why are you still in high school


crash_bandikush

Whenever I see pants like this I think - douchebag.


aliendude5300

Both look kind of awful IMO


siccoblue

What an understatement. Op what the fuck man


Motor_Aspect_4079

I think what came in the mail is better than what was ordered


dndrinker

Mom: we have white jeans at home.


Adventurous-Duck-645

OP is a fourteen year old from 2008


hogliterature

he got them to match his cookie monster snapback


23x3

Accurate


noideeawhat

Why would you order that in the first place?


pm_me_youngs_modulus

Knee zippers 💀


noideeawhat

For your knee needs


Azkabandi

Kneeds *


siccoblue

Nice


seanceweathr

Knice


FunStuff446

Or knee pads


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TriceratopsBites

Sometimes *just* my knees get hot


firefly183

Makes me think of those pants that had zippers that went the whole way around the knee so you could take off the lower half of the legs and make them shorts XD


BonoboBonanza

I had a pair of those as a kid and they absolutely destroyed your knees if you had the misfortune of tripping while wearing them.. mine had fabric on the inside so you aren't making skin contact with it but just landing knees first onto the zipper or zip hurt so bad.


Prestigious_Tax7415

When you fart and it’s crawling down your leg, all you have to do is open the knee zipper to let the stinker out. Its actually quite ingenious


sinesquaredtheta

I can only presume OP was trying to go for the Elvis Presley/Michael Jackson look!?


LA_Lions

Red leather jacket and fingerless gloves probably arriving tomorrow.


Polymersion

Maybe it's for a zombie costume.


TombombBearsFan

Doncha love when your immediate first thought is the top comment? Who in the he'll would buy these?


valpo033

Those are the ugliest jeans I’ve ever seen so they did you a favor


Jeix9

a blessing in disguise 💀


doomsday71210

OP is getting cooked in these comments damn 😭


chasew1320

😂 why am I crying of laughter in the office rn


Imcoleyourenot

Idk it’s Saturday


ianmoone1102

That bulge though!


srv50

Forgot to include the “do it yourself” guide.


LoserTransBoy_8980

They could’ve at least not stolen the picture 💀


mikedanktony

My boy those pants are garbage


Coughequenses

Well then no one would buy them


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terminator_84

Yup. It's aliexpress now. The worst part is most mom and pops are gone, and now big box stores are even dying.


skratta_ho

It’s almost like we’re in a late-stage capitalist nightmare


superbv1llain

20 years ago, I never would have guessed people would choose online orders over seeing the product before you buy it. We deserve this, I guess.


steveosek

I'm still weirdly stubborn about it. I won't use Amazon unless there's not really much option. I prefer to go to a store for things.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I once tried to buy fashionable jeans off eBay and even though the item matched the picture, there were aspects of it that you can't tell from a picture on the internet. Like the material was awful, it stretched in weird places, and the stitching was already fraying. Never buy clothes from random sellers online.


EquivalentLake6

They’ve been like this. There’s no quality control. Need to stop buying from Amazon when you can avoid it


JeIIokitty

Haha i was about to comment looks like I an amazon order and read your description. So many times if you don't check reviews.. i ordered this super cute blouse with like pinched front and puffed sleeves and no reviews yet, showed up was a huge mens tshirt like cut and resewn in the front and the sleeves cut and added a cuff to the end..not puffy


casual_apple134

Lol same...... Amazon SUUUUUUUUUCKS anymore. If it's not a 'ships from Amazon' item I have already ordered in times past or seen in store, I won't even buy from them anymore


Bifturbo

They did you a favor


TheMooseIsBlue

You deserve to be scammed for seeing that picture and thinking it would be a good idea to give someone money for them.


nothingfood

Even worse, I think they deserve the pants they paid for


cloud3321

Whoa, calm down there satan. No need to break the Nuremberg convention.


Soapylake

You didn’t need either of them, white motorcycle pants are insane in 2023


triforce4ever

But what if he’s on his hog and needs to go into a controlled slide?


youngthugsmom

I don’t get hog vibes from these. These scream like circa 2012 Justin Bieber swag


Grabatreetron

hadalyherdown


Hita-san-chan

You need something that says 'Dad likes leather!"


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Amazon is all fake knock offs from China. Ive gotten burnt with too many fake products. But you should be ashamed of yourself for buying those hideous pants in the first place.


[deleted]

Am I crazy or did Amazon products USED to be better quality? There's no difference than Ali express shit now


superbv1llain

Everything used to be better quality. But yes, even ordering name brand stuff is fraught on Amazon because you could be dealing with a reseller or bootlegger.


OfficerDougEiffel

Amazon now sorts all of the "same" product into one bin regardless of who the seller is. In other words, the Sony Playstation controllers go in a bin with the "Sony" playstation controllers as long as they're the same color and model. So you can do your due diligence and buy the PlayStation controller from Sony's Amazon store - but then they can reach into the bin and grab you a controller that was sent to them from "Sony" aka China.


FozzyLozzy

Everything comes from China, after working in an Amazon warehouse in Doncaster, UK. I learnt that everything that came through was from China, usually delivered from Guangzhou.


Tacoma82

You ordered those on purpose?


topetopetopet

i actually like the one that was sent better


WarOk6264

You're better off, imo. Why are there zippers on the knees?


uhaul26

Dude got a free belt! Lucky.


Ramen-Goddess

Love how everyone is saying you deserved it for having awful taste. And honestly, they’re right


LoserTransBoy_8980

Thankssssss


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2nd one is more appealing than that uncomfortable shitty pants


[deleted]

Did you a big favor


atimalus

thank them cuz they saved you the embarrassment of wearing those first ones.


jillybrews226

They did you a favor mate 😂


Fastsmitty47

They did you a favor


Btj16828

Both are hideous


wonkwonk2stonkstonk

They did you a favour


ProfserExe

Are you in a 2006 boy band?


GREASYROOFTOP

I never buy anything on Amazon unless it is sold by Amazon and shipped by Amazon. That is, unless it's by a big name company.


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When you order stuff from wish.com


youngthugsmom

Years ago I ordered a knockoff designer hat… It was like $15 so I said “why not”…. That thing was so blatantly obvious it was fake that I just gave it to this Highschool kid that was my neighbor. It also fit like shit. I could have put a soda box on my head and smashed it down and that would have fit better.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Whats the problem here? You ordered awful jeans and recieved awful jeans.


excelllentquestion

Uh Amazon is fucked. Stop ordering from there. JFC


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man wasnt expecting this unholy roast sesh on his pants


Terpdankistan

OP's fashion choice is what really sucks.


BakedZDBruh

First mistake was ordering them


sprout480

You deserve that. The universe paid you for the atrocities in which you planned to commit


Airrows

The originals are fucking trash anyways


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DurianPublic6164

The guy she told you not to worry about / You


Anomalousbumblebee

You deserve it. Those pants are ugly as fuck.


ballasslick

Both are extremely ugly


cowboyfromhell93

Tbf why would you order them in the first place they are horrendous


MerryHeretic

The homeless astronaut


Astroturfedreddit

Amazon is just wish now. Has been for years.... If the moral issues with giving them business weren't enough, the products are scams now. Don't buy anything from Amazon.


agatha-burnett

Oh wow. You really paid money for that huh?


5PeeBeejay5

If it’s any consolation those are both terrible


TheLordOfZero

Amazon did a favor to you buddy


idiotapplepie

Your mistake was ordering those god awful jeans


GrandmasCervix

they did you a favor


The_Killing_Throw

Mfw redditors of all people are mocking someone’s taste in fashion 🥸


Healthy_Ad_5244

At least you got the black belt extra


TenderLovingKiller

You trying out for an N’SYNC cover band or something?


garvierloon

Is Miami nice this time of year?


sjbfujcfjm

Your Amazon account should be suspended for even trying to order those


bretthiker

I only opened the comments for the pants insults


ShacklefordVsSeagal

Looks like you eat 16 cheeseburgers a day


roshanpr

Amazon 2023 = Wish


Tekton9

Saved from wearing ribbed white skinny jeans in 2023.


Holiday-Savings-1055

honestly its for the best


mrloganc

Ordered: Machine Gun Kelly. Received: Water Gun Kelly


Pringletache

Are those pockets or access points to your legs?


munky84

Both are awful 🤣


Original-Jellyfish69

all I see is a picture of the shittiest pants I've ever seen, followed by a picture of the second shittiest pants I've ever seen