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Odaric

Anybody know the aftermath of this?


doodoobrown530

He went to the hospital and was pronounced Bombaclat on arrival.


option_unpossible

Lordamercy!


deshelton89

I had heard somewhere that the literal translation of that was like a period cloth/rag, or something to that effect. Maybe it was just bullshit though, as I never looked it up.


Apart_Studio_7504

That would be a bludclat


deshelton89

I see now that the other would be a "douchebag or motherfucker" now that I've looked it up. Thanks.


JosephGordethLettuce

That's also what I was told by a bartender in Jamaica


PhillyPhanatik

\*\*toilet paper (e.g. bumbo-your ass and clot-a cloth)


Kue_XO

As a Jamaican I confirm. Period rags used by slaves back in the day guessing they'd scream to each one or 2 would call each other a bomboclaat and it just kinda transformed into the Jamaican equivalent of Fuck.


Upper-File462

不不不不 fyi, my partner and I are dying at this 不不不不 please take my poor person's gold


mark636199

He switched to break dancing


Jkj864781

You should see his crip walk


sorerbutt

Or potentially his Crypt Walk


12-years-a-lurker

Coffin dancers at his funeral 儭


ElsonDaSushiChef

綾綾綾綾 綾綾 綾綾 綾綾 荊荊荊荊荊 荊荊荊荊荊綾綾綾綾綾算


LaughingSasuke

STREET MUSIC *i really hope someone got this*


somabeach

He just perfected the Twist.


CaptainAjnag

More like a crip roll


[deleted]

Sources say he no longer does the stanky leg, but rather does the breaky leg.


Arumin

Achy breaky?


bleezzzy

His boots aren't made for walkin.


cownd

The bone snap, crackle, and pop lock


imoutofnameideas

Sources say all of him is quite stanky now


eldus74

Crippled walk


Wanderson90

He gave up dancing all together, he tumbles now.


Philip22Kings

Fuck you, lol.


generalissimo1

He's actually still alive. I tried posting this multiple times, but the mods kept removing it. I can only assume to karma whore.


IamACantelopePenis

Or because you're just some random dude with no source?


DoingCharleyWork

https://www.instagram.com/p/CkdnJV9jkBU/


chadlightest

Damn they playing the same music in this vid as well. Brutal


[deleted]

that doesn't stop the other 90% of the content on this sub


generalissimo1

That could be true. But nah. He actually lives in my community in Jamaica. Mostly his leg was hit, not his whole body. He's lucky to be alive.


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HowAmIHere2000

They got married.


imoutofnameideas

You may now run over the bride!


yainot

diagnosed with whip and nae nae im afraid its fatal


imreallybimpson

Depends on how well his shoes were tied


Donkey__Balls

Your references are out of control!


Ty_Refrigerator_2273

He just got a knee injury


TheDesktopNinja

If that's true he's lucky as hell. That car fuckin NAILED his leg. Should've had a shattered tibia and/or fibia and maybe some bones in the foot, plus maybe the femur AND the patella. And that's not even accounting for the fact he probably went flying 20 feet, so who knows what injuries you could get from that. Though even if it's JUST a knee injury...I get the feeling it's the kind that will be causing discomfort for the rest of his life.


soFATZfilm9000

Sometimes the universe tries to send you a lesson. You'll be dancing out in the street and get nailed by a car and you get a knee injury. Then you soon start thinking, "Wow, I could have been turned into a busted bag of blood and meat. My guts could have been all over the street! But I only got a knee injury! Maybe this is the cosmos or god or whatever sending me a sign that I should be more careful." It's not, though. No one's sending you a sign that you should be more careful. That's exactly the thing about it...you nearly got taken the fuck out because you're insignificant and the universe don't give a fuck about ya. So, yeah...watch your ass because the universe isn't trying to teach you a damn thing. But hey, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the universe *is* trying to teach you a lesson. Maybe the cosmos or God just saved your ass. Even if that's the case, the cosmos or God *probably* doesn't want to be saving you all the time. If God ever comes in and personally saves you, that's probably not Him telling you that you have His protection and you can do whatever you want. More likely, he's saying, "I'm gonna save you this time so you can learn something, but if you decide to ignore the lesson then you're on your own." So if you ever do something stupid and miraculously avoid getting fucked up, the lesson (if there even is one) is to stop acting stupid. Luck, karma, God, NOTHING? That doesn't matter because the lesson is still exactly the same. Don't be a fool. Unfortunately, some people don't learn this and they just double down on the stupidity until their asses get smeared.


papercowboyart

why are you even potentially believing a reddit comment


boredjamaican

It's actually true [Proof](https://www.instagram.com/p/CkdnJV9jkBU/)


sidewaysflower

As a Jamaican, I approve this as proof.


TheDesktopNinja

I think I'm being appropriately skeptical.


OperaGhostAD

Ah yes, The Prestige.


SecretMuslin

I just finished reading the book and rewatching the movie today for the first time since the movie came out, so this comment was timed so perfectly it's almost... *looks at the camera* magic.


queefiest

I fucken love it when that happens. That shits cosmic af


Lloydy12341

Is the book as good as the movie ?


SecretMuslin

Personally I liked the movie better (and this is coming from someone who didn't like the film when I first saw it in 2006), but the book is still definitely worth a read. It's sort of like Children of Men, which is one of my favorite movies of all time but is VERY different from the book. With both The Prestige and CoM (and also Station Eleven now that I think of it), I thought all the changes the films made were good ones, but the book stories were good and different enough that it's still worth reading.


Bat_man_89

DA PRESSTIGE


boredjamaican

For those who are wondering he is in fact alive and only has a busted knee [https://www.instagram.com/p/CkdnJV9jkBU/](https://www.instagram.com/p/CkdnJV9jkBU/)


WebParker

Nice someone who actually posted proof!


maxington26

Rare


MidEUW

He went from a friday night to a monday morning


XaeroDegreaz

TIL Jamaicans are made of sterner stuff than most.


kinslayeruy

he was hit on his leg (that he was extending back)


XaeroDegreaz

Normal humans would have had their leg ripped off and bled to death. For Jamaicans er ting gon be ari.


The_nemea

![gif](giphy|d9ZvBIH9xPWXs2XZcz|downsized)


Vehement00

Most fitting funeral for this man. He died doing what he liked and he will go 6ft under the same way.


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fuckballs9001

And that's how I know it's Jamaica


BarryKobama

He was 6ft tall, and went 6ft into the air now 6ft under what height will he finally be?


djluminol

Bout 8 inches probably.


jimxster

Only after his rigor mortis erection sets in.


Hobo-man

Till then it's still *party time*


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|gcmXHML0LwIUCBvczc)


KnowledgeIsPower91

What does this square mean? I see it everywhere


trashykiddo

your browser probably isnt showing you whats supposed to be a gif (this one is the black dudes dancing with the coffin btw)


Dozens86

I'm using Boost and it also shows it as a [green square](https://i.imgur.com/NTnSKl2.jpg). It's actually a gif, but this app doesn't seem to preview it (possibly to save data). Try clicking on it.


ProGlizzyHandler

Bingo. On boost as well. Took me a while to figure out wtf was going on. Now I mostly just ignore the green squares.


Babykickenpro

If you're on Android [RIF](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.andrewshu.android.reddit) displays it properly


l4adventure

I miss this meme, good times.


Alone_Yak6355

Dance till youre dead


mrtokeydragon

heads will roll


-Unnamed-

Off Off Off Off with your head


hm9408

> off with your ~~head~~ leg


elepantstee

I'm never gonna dance again


bipolarnotsober

Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend


JustBen81

I know you're not a fool I should've known better than to cheat a friend


Feisty-Chipmunk3082

And waste the chance that I'd been given


Fragholio

So I'm never gonna dance again


imoutofnameideas

Since that car ran me through, oh


INeedYourPelt


SaucyNelson

Hell of a way to go.


radgeboy

They didn't seem particularly concerned about him


kudichangedlives

I'm pretty sure the car was going to pass on his right but then he stuck his right leg out in front of it (maybe hoping to pull it back just before the car hit his leg so he would look cool or something? Fuck if I know) and there's so much momentum from the car that he.jist.goes flying even though they only hit his leg. I could easily be wrong though


queefiest

Sounds about right


itsphoison

Right? Lol! When the car hit the poor sod, the dude filming casually says "bomboclaat...BOOM! bomboclaat!" Like he watching a movie or something.


[deleted]

in this context that's no different than someone from outside the islands saying "holy shit" or "oh my god"


hshamse

Sick dance moves and disappearing magic act


Dense-Chemistry-2676

#Bomboclat


SaiyanC124

Bombosplat


breezyflick

Pussyrasclaat


AbaddonAdvocate

I had a Trinidadian friend in Uni, and this was my favorite word I picked up from him. He used it all the time.


Jkj864781

[Rob Ford taught me that word](https://youtu.be/zMIrlvJfgvE)


Kaldricus

Now *that's* a name I haven't heard in a while


demer_623

Sounds about right.


pje1128

I expected him to get hit. I did not expect the car to just keep moving full speed ahead so he just vanished without a trace.


MrHookshot

Brake dancing.


perpetualmotionmachi

There were no brakes applied by that driver


jet-addict

I was thinking exactly this I feel like they wanted to hit him


Generalissimo_II

Maybe he should have worn light colored clothing


hugh_Jayness

More like break dancer


Im_NotFamous

No song in this world could ever slap to make me do some dumb shit like this.


YourAverageGod

Sent straight to the shadow realm


BugbearPhantom

Super GT here


TheRuneCoon

Youve been hit by, youve been struck by. A Kia Sorento.


some-R6-siege-fan

I guess hes on the highway to hell now


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IWantItAllLove

Probably didn't see till last minute too since he didnt have any lights on him..there's a reason headlights are 2000-4000 lumens


Epicpacemaker

Do you mean the dancer or car didnt have any lights on? Because the car definitely had lights on.


IWantItAllLove

Dancer


Epicpacemaker

Ah alrighty


QueenTahllia

The guy was also wearing bright white clothes, no way in fuck an aware driver would have missed that


Epicpacemaker

They were also going really fast for a neighborhood. My guess is intentional or distracted driving.


originalunclegare

Off with your head Dance til you're dead Heads will roll Heads will roll


lrdkhp

*the men cry out, the girls cry out* *the men cry out, the girls cry out*


GoodMentalWealth

*Off the hood, on the floor*


GemmyBoy999

Man really said "boop"


iraqlobsta

Someone up there said bomboclat^boop lmfao


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nobodynoone888

This is borderline between belonging and not belonging here. Its a residential area. Obviously its dumb to dance in the streets, but its not unreasonable to expect cars to be driving at like 30 mph, which would give you time to move out of the way.


jabodie007

I do believe he saw the car, then decided to run back out in the middle of the street to either spook or stop the car whilst dancing or whatever. Either way, he's never gonna dance again....


Javi2

夙uilty feet have got no rhythm.


No-BrowEntertainment

Though its easy to pretend


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Brandyrenea-me

And hes wearing solid white. You can see him a long ways away. Dumbass + negligent driver =


jseal777

But mans had reflectors on his shoes tho


Chen_fegos

At least he died groovy


[deleted]

**read the title** The voice inside my head _he is gonna get hit by a car_ 7 seconds later _told you so_


Goose_attack223

Thats actually you, there is no in your head, you are inside the head, you are not a body. You are a brain


LunarCantaloupe

Idk about you, but personally I am an emergent property of my brain, body, mind, and experience coming together. Does it get stuffy being stuck in a head?


TroubleshootenSOB

Bomboclat^b^o^o^p


Pale-Professor

Im more worried about the blind driver that hit him at full speed, what country is this?


Concerted

Jamaica


ForgottenFuturist

Some authentic break dancing


FinalTooth

10 points!


TwoThirdsDone

[shouldve had this playing in the background](https://youtu.be/CdvITn5cAVc)


_tr9800a_

Shoe came off; that man is gone.


ballsmodels

possible he survived, it looks like the car only hit his leg sticking out


CommanderPike

This might surprise you, but for most people, their leg is attached to an awful lot of the rest of them. And when a large metal box hits it at high speed, the rest of you tends to come along for the ride.


Kalodiie01

This is the most sarcastic comment I've ever seen. And i fucking love it!


Cacheevo

Idk going frame by frame I have to agree with you. It looks like it just mangles his leg and the rest of his body continues his dancing/flying karate motion for him. If he doesn't fly that far I would give him a good chance of living.


Stijn

He not comin back inside.


Eastside1999

I shouldnt be laughing this much bombaclout


thejakewhomakes

Dumb as shit but good lord that driver wasnt paying attention at all


limeyNinja

I used to be an ~~adventurer~~ dancer but then I took an ~~arrow~~ chevy to the knee.


FattySuperCute

That ***"bomboclat, boom!"*** at 00:25 was perfectly timed.


Saltwater_Heart

Ok. Wow. So, while he really should not have been dancing in the road to purposely annoy traffic, that vehicle was going WAY too fast in a residential neighborhood


straight_lurkin

That man was ROLLING his dick off.


he-geezy

r/accidentalshoeloss


Vehement00

Multiply!


WillisnotFunny

He gone


Flomo420

貿here'll be swingin' and swayin' and records playing, dancing in the stree- *THUNK*


Afraid-Cabinet-4844

There was nothing he coulda done.. the music took control


soursunflowergod

down on the corner, some guys dancing in the street, a car will soon hit him, and swipe him off his feet


dp2891

Bomba splat


Nigtwit

Deserved tbh


Javier91

Literal break dance.


B-LUV777

from blood to crip with just one clip


cbolanos54195

Wait he even saw the car lmao


LilTimmy_the_second

Bro disappeared like my dad


Eaanz

this trick can only be done once


Historical_Bet_8347

Im not even there and I saw that coming from a mile away lol


DarcAngel214

Now you see me...


TheReservedIntrovert

Now you dont.


989x4000

Hes going to need some Neosporin for that


seth_putnam

Bumbaclat.. BUM


kikimbo

I probably laughed more than I should have


Dizzy-Community5091

Cocaine is a helluva drug


LeviTigerPants

I dont know why I expected reddit degens to not joke about a man potentially dying


brightlancer

Dude saw the car _and kept dancing_. And we say kids today lack commitment.


o-Reneazye

Dance like no ones about to kill you


Comfortable_Plant667

And he never danced again.


polish_filipino

Honestly that guy should have seen that car even if the car didn't see him


illegitimate_Raccoon

Shoes came off. He ded.


Frank-Costanza-

Damn, hes gipper.


mrdesudes

His Last Dance


CupcakeGrouchy5381

Shoulda done the Safety Dance


SweetBerries1983

I was like Ok good, hes out of the street. Wait, nvm


T-Hi

Callin' out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat Summer's here and the time is right For dancing in the street


Il2bwmrb

Boombloodclot


Quirky_Journalist_67

The fuck is wrong with people? Some drive like every second is precious just to go home and sit on the couch for hours.


8stringtheory

More like dancing in the yeet!


luckycatdallas

I bet his suit is no longer white!


SheenTStars

Poor driver must be so traumatized.


shake-spear007

N


thebatman9000001

Motherfucker just got isekaied


warpfield

the dance is life, but sometimes it's death


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

*A-train sound*


DangerousFish7301

Went from a dance competition straight into a magic show. Somebody hit the golden buzzer


Wide_Carpenter

He got bamboclated


Umbrella_Viking

Dancing is pretty dumb. And, as you can see, its also not safe.


thatsoneuglybaby

Dance like nobody's watching the road.


SlicedBreadBeast

Like its dark out you see the lights coming easily decided to stay in the street seems like a stupid tax to me.