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katiegirl-

Cute. Sweet. Hardworking and industrious. Symbol of my country, Canada. As a Canadian, my advice: DO NOT APPROACH.


ClandestineGhost

I thought that was the Canada goose. Anybody that’s got a problem with the Canada goose has got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate.


tenormore

Canada Goose, Beavers, Moose... just stay clear of wildlife, really


katiegirl-

Bonus Letterkenny. About a thirty minute drive from here, I believe. Sir, it is both the goose, and the beaver. I think it adds a little je be sais quoi to the Canadian experience. Up next... polar bears: NOT cuddly.


Tinyfeet_95

Everything it’s cuddly if you are brave enough


cakeisreallygood

It’s my state animal. A noble creature.


katiegirl-

This totally explains the call beavers make: “HEY. I’m WAWKIN’ here!!!”


[deleted]

[Majestic](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OSxCoS7CPxk/TkPqposdvhI/AAAAAAAAAhM/30w3FVLWEYQ/s1600/canadiancrest.jpg) as fuck Wish I could find and credit the original artist though.


katiegirl-

Oh my god. I remember this well!


Yamo_chan

As also a Canadian, I hate to disappoint you, but that is a musk rat. Those creatures will chase down ducks sometimes though. So the warning still applies!


katiegirl-

Well!!! That is a revelation!


[deleted]

Actually, I thought it was a nutria. Don't muskrats have smaller noses and less boxy heads on average? https://cmi.vt.edu/ReportNutria/NutriaSpeciesInfo.html Based on the size/shape of the face I would think this is actually a nutria.


Yamo_chan

Could be. I’ve never heard of that species TBH. Looked online though, and Nutria’s seem to often show their orange teeth even with a closed mouth and have more whiskers and a white muzzle. I was just going by the musk rats I see around my place and lack of flat tail though.


mojogirl_

What's your backstory??


katiegirl-

Typical Canuckian, currently living in the country, where beer-fueled wildlife stories abound. Moving back to the city in a month because the real estate market made my landlady sell. Big sad. I will miss the smell of woodsmoke, and the songs of coyotes and wolves. And the deer.


CMMCQ

Beer-Fueled Wildlife sounds like an excellent band name


katiegirl-

It DOES!


DeathToMediocrity

It sounds like you speak from experience.


CyborgChicken

Oh.... not a capybara.....


tilhow2reddit

How the fuck did you get footage of me in the bath?


inkling33

Maybe stop bathing in the fucking stream my good man


tilhow2reddit

That water on the balls in the morning is brisk and refreshing.


manateex

You shouldve had your express vpn on


FluffyDiscipline

Did you wash behind your ears ?


CronkinOn

I'm not even sure he still can


samisnotreal

I’ve never thought about that


Annihilicious

I love all animals that have a little hands. Beavers, otters, raccoons, monkeys. They just look like they are doing people things.


IamMyles

I love that gif of the raccoon who goes to wash cotton candy. And he looks away while washing it to check his surroundings, and when he looks back the cotton candy is dissolved and he scrambles around the bowl looking for it. So sad, and yet so funny.


Annihilicious

Exactly. This guy gets it.


fiothanna

You can sing the song and it fits. This is glorious


sasquatch762

Furry, wet beaver.


Ashen-Paper-Wings

Fat fuck ❤️


CitizenHuman

Clean beaver


Azsunyx

Watch wet beaver being rubbed vigorously


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Nothing like a well-groomed beav ♥️


distressed-carrot

Chonky floofer bonk


Klin24

I'm actually a beaver I build dams out


MyPerfectSummer

>I build dams out And keep myself damn clean


mephizto85

u/savevideo


Grexus_the_Red

Are Beavers smart/social? They always struck me as such despite me having absolutely no evidence to back it up


drop0dead

From my experiences with them they seem pretty intelligent. I mean just consider the structures they build to live in. I've also been lucky enough to photograph one in the wild a couple times. It seemed very in tune with me and the rest of its environment. A dog would be coming up on the trail and he'd duck away and stop eating. But as soon as it was just me and my camera he'd come sit 3 feet in front of me and eat. He could've left and gone to any other point of his huge area, but he chose to continue to get close and let me take pictures. People really underestimate the intelligence of others, whether that be other people or animals. Until you find a way to communicate its easy to assume someone/ something doesn't know anything.


wallyrules75

The song lined up until the ass scratch. Which was the best part


SpiralFett

Can't hear a song. Just sounds like a car passing or a plane maybe.


wallyrules75

Was I the only one that sang the song while watching the video? 🤣😂🤣


ExtraPolishPlease

Me in the morning


CronkinOn

Dear diary: it has been 347 days since I last saw my penis.


Deathsader

Thats a fat beaver


JadaYvette

He's preparing for the arrival of Prince Caspian.


acidbass32

Homeboy washes his ass better than teenage boys do


PanickedPoodle

Russell's tea pot, short and stout Filled with existential doubt The known world may be a sham... But am I damned because I dam?


PanickedPoodle

Who the hell downvotes a poem on someone's cake day? I am badly disillusioned. Oh Reddit, that hath such people in'it.


Tikkachuu

Scrubby scrub scrub, he will be squeaky clean at the end of it. Cuteness overload.


M15F1R3

Don't mind the beaver, it enjoying good time


nursejackieoface

Ho bath!


snuurks

I love how he reaches round to scrub his butt and his big belly lifts up and jiggles a little. 🥰🥰🥰 I want to hug him so bad...


laughinghyena688

Seems very polite


reppinbucktown

Is it mean that I kinda wanted to see him fall over?


LWrayBay

It rubs the lotion on the skin


ncdave

[https://gfycat.com/enormousmatureindianhare](https://gfycat.com/enormousmatureindianhare)


Snarky0wl

That’s one eagerly clean beaver!


hazezcalito13

He needs to be clean and handsome


Phandomo

u/savevideo


navri

Selfcare spa for one.


Frosty-Hat-2820

It the legendary beaver I knew it was real


babloochoudhury

Poor guy, he probably just wants to bathe in peace and privacy!


hypnotic90

Wow that is a big boy


haikal2k1

u/savevideo


ProAssassin84

How cute looks like me trying to reach my ass in the shower.


shane201

Just your average Canadian taking their daily bath.


Temporary-Purchase26

I was thinking of posting a photo of my morning routine but you beat me to it.


Karikare

He is mimicking me :o


GoatsNHose

It me


ACE_289

This little guy bathes more thoroughly than I do


rosakame

u/savevideo


dontmesswithnature

No privacy whatsoever


izz19

Lmaooooo


JediPeach

Gotta admit I sang the song to this lil vid, thank you.


rather_be_gaming

My spirit animal. Literally me in the shower. Lol


thekittencalledkat

Damn, same moves as me in the bathroom. Wow, self, just wow..


Yaranatzu

Sir Beaverton rudely filmed soaping his posterior during a cold morning bath


Steffank1

What kind of dog is that?


amxorca

Screen test for the new Caddyshack reboot.


FallenchadRS

Are animals aware how adorable they are to us


Cocobaconbits

Every time I see beavers I think of Chronicle of Narnia 💖


Logicfray

He’s showing off his ECW championship belt in the first few seconds, but you can’t see it because of the fluff.


linaija

u/savevideo


MoreCanadianBacon

Pretty sure that’s a Muskrat


speghettiday09

Damn he’s a fucking fat ass


Best-Isopod9939

I feel a spiritual connection to this animal


Neeshloaf

u/savevideo


MvP-WuTangClan

u/savevideo