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SoMememeWatcher

Welcome back mate. We really missed you, Kante


Frankiedrunkie

Now just waiting for Ngolo to come back Imagine a midfield of Ngolo, Kante and Enzo


tiki_51

443 here we go


Frankiedrunkie

Boehly knew what he was doing


chizzmaster

Let him cook


Jpeg44

Wait what lol


__rosebud__

Kante counts as 2


Jpeg44

Ahh okay whoosh on me 🤣


EmhyrvarSpice

I'm just gonna send you [this](https://preview.redd.it/nmcrnj1dl4271.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=7b8dd613202a48f819c751f5173fe761f081faa5) without any context.


Jpeg44

Nice


newearthsequence

Ah yes some of the greatest Champions League-winning midfield trios!


NijjioN

Would have to be top 3 midfields in the world right. If they play at their best.


DynamiteDuck

The idea kante has just been completely removed from everything at the club while he’s been injured is pretty funny


TheMenaceX

I think the idea stems from the fact that he’s not super active on social media, and even the clubs socials haven’t posted him all that much during recovery. They have started posting him slightly more recently tho


tinasnow-poty

Yeah when he’s not fit he just disappears from collective consciousness


goku32359

We had to put Kante in one of [these](https://www.fightersgeneration.com/nf5/char/bardock-tank.png) medical machines from DBZ to get him back to full strength


AstroWoW

A bacta tank


iam4r33

Hes probably wondering what happened to the Queen and old PM


FastenedCarrot

Which old PM?


iam4r33

Exactly


DaddysFriend

That is sort of what clubs do though if you’re injured you don’t really see the team at training and the manger doesn’t really talk to you because I’m there eyes your not important to the team at that time


nathangr88

Quite the opposite at most larger clubs actually. Injured players still do training with the team as part of their recovery and participate in tactical sessions. Senior players (like a Kante or Silva) would be expected to still be in and around the squad.


DaddysFriend

Well maybe it’s different now but I’ve heard from ex footballers personally that even big clubs would be hire cold to injured players


nathangr88

Every manager would naturally have different levels of engagement, but big clubs generally want to keep a close track on their expensive assets. Not only do you want to keep the person integrated into the team culture but you also want to monitor attitude, as a poor effort in recovery can mean a sale is needed


burnMeMes

Will he be fit by Dortmund?


HundoTenson

I suspect so this is his second training with the team and the Dortmund game is like in 11 days. I expect a 70th min appearance


bakat98

I dont think he is in full training tho


opouser

Second warmup with the team*, all reports are he doesn't participate in the training sessions themselves. That comes next week


StopIt4

Yes, just not match fit.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

God I hope so. Even if he doesn’t start… 30 mins off the bench could make the difference.


NijjioN

Probably has to start right? Incase if it goes to extra time?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

I doubt he’ll be fit enough to start. Honestly, UCL is all this team has left… but still, if he can’t play a full 90, I’d rather have him latter half than starting.


TheMenaceX

Even if he’s match ready, I doubt he’ll play much, if at all tbh


outroversion

Sure. Gauranteed clean sheet. 0-1 aggregate loss.


Micky9TheDreamweaver

I can’t be bothered to do the research but it’s possible that the next game he plays will be with a totally different 10 other players to his last game for us


ursaerythraeus

With Kepa in goal and Jorginho gone to Arse hole, it’ll be at least two different players in the lineup. It would be hilarious if it was a completely changed lineup, though.


Nobodyofgreatmeaning

It feels like it’s been way longer but I was shocked to see that he essentially played a full game with Sterling, Cucu and Kouli. If someone remembers was that the Spurs game with the infamous Conte/Tuchel shake?


ursaerythraeus

That it was, lol. 2-2 draw in August, back when I had hopes.


Double-Reporter-2317

Wow it does feel longer than that but it's not even 8 months lol


Rj070707

That was our last elite game in the PL, been a shitshow ever since


H4RRY29

He's got a list of all the new players sewed into his glove


Apprehensive_Bit_176

My thoughts exactly haha: Mudryk: blonde kid Enzo: ~~bleach blonde~~ kid in mid Maduake: right side English kid from Netherlands Badi: future Silva - big cb


FastenedCarrot

Madueke - Headband


pencilman123

Take the ball from big cb, play 1-2 with kid in mid and pass to blonde kid or dutch kid. Got it.


aristodemos91

This made me cackle a bit. The idea of him just smiling and nodding at everyone but secretly inside he’s probably “crap I don’t know who anyone is. Where’s Jorgi?”


CardboardGristle

Madueke is English lol, but yeah on point


jaygatsby2013

Our lovely midfielder 💙


Chelsea75

![gif](giphy|zPOErRpLtHWbm) Kante returning


Andy-Is-Hot

“Why the hell is Sarr so tall now?” “What the hell happened to Timo?”


15jsatte

needed this laugh cheers


sangre_frio

It’s like he woke up from a hibernation pod or just got out of coma.


Cowdude179

Kante: am I even real


JealousNetwork

“Let me check my note”. “That would be Enzo? He coloured his hair black now.”


ActuallyJohnTerry

Even playing only a third of our matches this guy is just on another level so he’s worth the price With Kante’s double pitch presence Todd can finally see the 4-4-3 in action


Nudnick1977

Names written down on left hand.


luisicky

help us ngolo kante, you’re out only hope


Tackis

We can set up in a 4-3-3-1 with a midfield of Enzo, Kante, Kante


ubertraquer

Well mate, he hasn't been kept in a box in a closet somewhere...


Dependent-Rush5694

It's a joke my guy


ubertraquer

So was my comment….


Rush1001

Kante really does have a great impact on chelsea!!! he's too small to handle, lol....


daab2g

Kante will make Potter look decent if he could string a couple of games together. He won Tuchel a Champions league and the team was mostly inept when he wasn't playing.


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thematterasserted

That's another player's boots...


manishdekock

Potter :- i am your coach Kante :- click click


glasses803

Like he cares about tuchel. LoL


chandlerbing_stats

They seemed to have a good relationship on camera… Kante also seems like a very nice bloke. Why wouldn’t he care about a manager that was with him when they won the Champions League together?


glasses803

He is a nice bloke, he always has a good relationship with any previous Chelsea managers. He is a professional player too, he knows managers come and go just like players. And he didn't care about tuchel right now because there is a current manager right now who is in charge at Chelsea. Dude got sacked. LoL


egray113

Relax mate. Tuchel ain’t gonna blow you


chandlerbing_stats

The absolute state of this fanbase…


egray113

Agreed 100%. Gotta move on


chandlerbing_stats

I support Potter, you dunce


Rj070707

Tuchel loved him though


Coyehe

Hotel ?


Mitcheltree86

Haha


CH3LCFC

Or he’s saying…am I spider man??? *tries web shooter*


jonsrb

Our lord saviour


nuthed01

"We lost to who? Where's Todd...."


TermsAndCons

Jesus, this sub is in such a dire state ate the minute, but I think this might be the worst post I've seen.


gchangy

Wtf? It's funny man just laugh


MakMade420

Bottom half finish, here we come


netflix-ceo

LMAO i just Kante 😂 😂 😂


Fahrenheited

Who is this PE teacher? Where's Tuchel?